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This is a link post All you ever need to know about anything
so long as 'anything' = tea, cake or biscuits
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ah yes - always top stuff
nicey was one of the people very active in the early days of B3TA. And that site got quite a lot of attention and traffic back in the day. Nice to see its still going strong.

Sometimes the interweb seems like an ever decreasing spiral. With a rediscovery cycle of somewhere between 6 months and 3 years I guess the exploding whale will be round again soon....
 (I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
I know nothing of this exploding whale and other internet thingamebobs... please teach me!
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post its a whale that explodes..

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
I'm enlightened
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post No worries !
This is it here tinyurl.com/6cj3f
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i fell for that like a twat!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post that'll teach ya for being nosey..:D

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't click it!
cos i is lazy
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I IS 'A' LAZY
and a noob
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That may be...
but you is a stinky pants. And me likes stinky pants
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post are you flirting with me?
*curtsies prettily*
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmmmmaybe?
*flutters eyelids*
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post merrick,
dont go near him, he has baaad aids...


and crabs, lots of crabs
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post FACT

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I love lemon aids

(Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *batters sausages*

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post Grim, horrific torture most foul. NSFW
Strong stomachs only. I didn't know hairdriers could be employed so... creatively.
 (SurferRosa causing the lamentation of the womenfolk since, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
but I'm sure chickenlady did roughly the same thing down below somewhere. Never mind - good all the same
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, thats about 4 posts down

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:22, Reply)
This is a link post All your base are belong to us
This is probably like a transparent chicken, but I don't care as I found it very amusing.

EDIT: I'd just like to point out that despite me being fully aware that this is indeed very old (I think my description says pretty much covers that), so far two people have come crawling out of the woodwork and felt the need to reply to tell me what I clearly already knew.
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post that is a classic.
so so so so so so glass cock. so glass cock it was before the glass cock.

This is pre glass cock, glass cock.

yes yes
 (I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post this was around before the first phallos was formed!
but what do I know
this took quite a long time to write you know
since I'm sloshed to the degree that I am seeing double
which is rather messing up my typing you see.
I sha'n't keep you from your bed much longer
off I go
hop to it!
I'm sure I have much better things to do
like drink water and have a biscuit
yes I think I'll do that
bye!
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it your first day on the internet
welcome

Pull up a chair
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post CLASSIC
WOO YEAH
I'll never get bored of this..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
he sounds so evil when he goes ha ha ha ha!
love it. dont rememeber that game. :( was it any good? and full of bad grammer?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha
sooo tell me about last night then..?
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post great to see this again
forgot how good/well made it was
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post Can you help this man
He needs a little assistance to break up with the love of his life
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest
surely you don't go online grumbling about her? You just say 'bye' and walk away.
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but
my ma just hates it
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post Charging an Ipod from an onion
I'm probably touching Ham here but it's only a week old, it doesn't say it's been posted before and to some people, like me, this is their Youtube.
So if you live in cave and don't have the internet and have never been on Youtube in your life and you also have an I-pod that hasn't ever had a charge, this video is for you.
Also great for fishing trip emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hope it broke
/anti apple blog
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah..
creative all the way..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing it would work with that too.
Same sort of charge etc....
 (I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post his voice annoyed me
any one remember the potato alarm clocks?
ning guys!
so its not jus the price which makes me weep over the iplod.
/also thinks apples are shit blog
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post iOnion
Brought a tear to my eye . . . however . . . I like the concept !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:09, Reply)
This is a link post Resist the Corporate Occupation
Washington Post: "The Internet allows people, activists, from all over the world to gather, or swarm, and hit a company where it hurts most -- in their stock price."

here is a link to the actual site

www.karmabanque.com/
(munkybitch, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
I might like this if I could understand how it works, but stock market stuff causes white noise in my brain.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:40, Reply)
This is a link post Melting Chocolate Rabbits
A nice Quicktime short film about melting chocolate rabbits with different coloured implements.

Strangely soothing.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i like that

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post 1rabbit2chicks
Strangely horrifying.
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty
damned awesome. How long'd it take you n how much'd it cost you?
 (Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't make it
But I would say...

Very long and lots and lots of chocolate bunnies because I kept scoffing them.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post its made with 3ds max..
and it prolly took days..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's very good
The way you could almost see the pain in the rabbit's eyes upset me though. God I'm a wuss today
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post was that just before the eye dribbled down its face?

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. And the one with the hairdryer
The way that start flicking back looks very pained
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That made me sad :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Music....
but where's that music from, i can't stop singing it. Is it in an advert too - some sort of food poisoning or fire prevention thing?
 (quimdaloo, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh.
If there's one thing I didn't want to do tonight, it's contemplate my own mortality.
Thanks.
 (digitdean, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a chocolate rabbit then?

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
As long as we're speaking figuratively.
 (digitdean, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 2:57, Reply)
This is a link post The Wolfman - Tim Hope
nice animation
(munkybitch, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:21, Reply)
This is a link post this guy loves his phone
a pure love affair with this guy and his phone, makes mongychops campaign for farmyard animal violence seem erotic

click it it be funny
 (I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha thats great
I'm almost tempted to buy it just to cheer him up!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i want to also
just to get him to crush it
 (I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post =]
I chuckled, I've done something similar before on there, sold for loads more than the previous 2 non-payers!
 (I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Check yourself for human viruses
Check out which logos you know....then get the results.

Quite fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post this is funny
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Free BSD (85%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.


Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
 (I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I was infected with
Britishness and politics among other things...
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post britishness
isnt that just normal
 (I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Not if you're a Merkin
not that I am....


But I could have been, I suppose.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 'God's Debris' as a cure for religion?
Scott Adams is a nonsense man.

/read The Dilbert Future when very young and stupid and spent a while believing moronic things about the universe blog/
 (Cap'n, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah crap
I seem to have 'Ultima'.

I hope it isn't contagious
 (I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That was quite acurate for me

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm...
Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Politics
Stop caring!

Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Junkfood (65%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Free BSD (80%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Amiga (80%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.

Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (68%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


In the might section, yes I play quite a few computer games, and I've owned two amigas. But I've not got any of the others. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:53, Reply)
This is a link post Spooky Wookiee Gwar I made this!


A flash movie I did for Halloween.
 (MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:03, Reply)
This is a link post Fluffy driving in Dubai film....
I live in Dubai...driving here sucks Donkey balls. This is nice.
(Pearly Pearl, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post yay :)
fuck your wipers on if you're feeling it :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post Made you think
A site dedicated to photos of George Bush flags stuck in dogshit.

You can send off for free flags.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:52, Reply)
This is a link post ludacris live performance
seeing as ive been AWOL recently have this vid
jason donavan playing at children in need last night
he is clearly not playing the guitar...
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Spot the spaced out Jason Donovan cameo in the Nick Cave vid.
The knowing look from Nick as he sings the lyric is a giveaway.

youtube.com/watch?v=-cvrYc4ccd8
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
Yet another FP for you!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post So I see.
Ta :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post mmm ebuyer ias so hightech
zx runs their webserver?
 (I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post And a Dragon 32 too!
I had a Tandy 32K Coco which was basically the same machine.

This makes me happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey! Monty!
I ain't gonna be your bitch!

I had a dragon 32. It had one of my favourite games evr on it, it was called Quest. It was so basic but the game was brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Heyooo!
Haha! Did you have any of the Cuthbert games?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't remeber them
I did have one where you had to run chocolate factory though

I'm watching Bullseye at the mo!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post cant beat a bit a bully
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed!
Long time no see, how is lovely Leicester?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post its a bit dark and cold
but otherwise great :) BT finally sorted themselves out so now i have internet in my room thank god
how are all you lovely people?
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post cold!
and a bit hung over.... went to the german market in Manchester and got pissed on Gluhwein last night.

Are you still waking up in strange girls beds? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post um yes actually.....
friday mornin ..then walked straight into a 9am lecture...excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Good boy!
I am very proud of you
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post haha thats not the general consensus from women :P
but usual high fivable from guys
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *Disapproves*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
or are you just jealous? ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post damn you young ens!
get off my lawn!
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The emmisions are keep the weeds down!
Mister!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Mate!
Nice to see you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Monty
is the text on the here really small or is my laptop knackered?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably your browser settings.
check other sites, other sites which are html (this is html, right?) and whatnot. If none of that works; well I dunno!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fine here
But then I have my text settings altered as I view this on my Widescreen Samsung TV.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You tart! :)
/edit. all other sites seem fine but this is giving me a headache.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Me no tart!
It was a purely space saving measure, really.

Plus: Get to watch avi/divx's etc on the TV without burning a disc.

Cons: Do you wonder why I'm not here in the evenings? Because the Missus is watching Corrie.

There you go.

*Edit* Ummm... Not sure. Can you change the text size in the browser?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just jealous!
Seem to have fixed the text issue now
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Trust me,
Don't be jealous. Jaffa Cakes paid for this TV, not me :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Jaffa Cakes?

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs MP is an account manager for United Biscuits.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah,
my "mate" calls me Jaffa because I've had the 2 bricks treatment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Painful?
Need I ask?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Matt's Alive!
-live
-live
-live
[fade off]
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post alright! :P
i am alive!
hallelujah (or however its spelt)
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Beh
spell it how you want, it's Hebrew... as long as you get the sounds right.

So what've you been doing whilst not posting here then?

Or have you actually been posting here more frequently than I thought and I've just missed you? (In the entirely technical sense that is, not emotional... honest... I'm not crying; there's just something stuck in my eye, that's all I love you.)
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
i've been a good boy attending all my lectures and playing copious amounts of pro evo.
also drinking far too much and going out a lot :D
i love uni
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:39, Reply)
This is a link post Afternoon all
Trust we are all well?

Bit of Phoenix from the flames. Classic telly!
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ning sir
How are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Exhausted
Went on the razz last night and I had work this morning. I'm getting too old for all this. How be you Mr Propps?
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Knacker'd too, as per.
We should do that Urban Nutters Compo sometime, remember? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I do.
It's an idea that has gone on hold because of work commitments at the moment (also the reason I'm not on here much of late).This is a guy from my home town. A good start me thinks.
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:07, Reply)
This is a link post Follow up story to Bike Sex Man, it would appear that he is not the only man who finds inanimate objects erotic.
# In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street
# In 2002 the same man was arrested for simulating sex with a traffic cone in front of a crowd of people
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post

(swank, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Arghh
nuke it from orbit
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmm
How much for a blowjob?
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a lecture from a woman who works with such cases
These people have a mental illness- they need psychological counceling not to be treated as criminals.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
She does.
 (I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I once saw an image of a man, poking the exhaust pipe of
a jeep I was looking to buy, I changed my mind on the model.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
the rest of that series of photos includes the same bloke licking the rim of a toilet :o
 (swank, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't like sloppy seconds, eh?

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post probably this
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That is truly
a sight to behold
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.
Wouldn't though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd go easy on the mince pies this year, Rob

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Tractors?
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=8454997&dopt=Abstract

One man developed a romantic attachment to a tractor, even giving it a name and writing poetry in its honor.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post And don't forget The Wurzels
Who went dogging with their Combine Harvester.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Pavements and Bin Liners.
www.langston.com/Fun_People/1995/1995AXD.html

I read about this in the Fortean Times years ago, and it's not something you forget.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I can sympathise with this guy
When I was a nipper I attatched paddles to the back wheel of my tricicle and would ride it ever faster spanking myself stupid. To this day I orgasm uncontrolably whenever I see one of those turqouise invalid chariot thingies.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 16:34, Reply)
This is a link post Jilted John
GC I know - but worth another look, even just to watch the BEST DANCING EVER by the guy on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That is quite possibly the single worst song ever written.
That chap's dancing, however, is a thing of joy and beauty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget the genius that is....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eh72REd_s
 (oooph, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post the cartoon version of him looks like Hank Hill

(I helped save b3ta! claypole says gadzooks mofo!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha Yes, indeed.
I love John Shuttleworth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's things like this
that make me glad I'm young.

What a load of bollocks.
 (THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:46, Reply)
This is a link post If You Want Be Happy the Rest of Your Life?
Forgotten funny oldie by Joe Dolce
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as good as the original
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

Cracking tune.. Joe Dolce Rapes Cats.
 (NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Adam Buxton Dubs Nissan Advert
Another flawless joke from Adam Buxton from May this year. Hopefully not glasscock, tried my best to search for it.
(PsychoticSock, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Oh, that's fucking genius!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post the truth
behind every car commercial!

... I'd buy the transforming car though. Can't lie.
 (afkun, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont find that funny at all

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet
you don't find farts funny either
 (I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
do you drive a nissan?
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
That was a pisser :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius...
nothing more needs to be said
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 17:33, Reply)

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