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This is a link post i sketchy sketch
anyone? please?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
*Hunts around the TV for my pad*
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:32, Reply)
This is a link post Bob Ross has issues
An amusing parody of legendary artist Bob Ross. Apologies if GC.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I've no idea who that guy is
but I still rather enjoyed that.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o
Bob Ross = God

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He's great, and very calming to watch
He likes to draw happy little trees and bushes and things
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's
always the titanium white.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post and burny sienna!

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Bob Ross died fairly recently
and this was done in memory of him.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post Polish teen derails tram after hacking train network
A Polish teenager allegedly turned the tram system in the city of Lodz into his own personal train set, triggering chaos and derailing four vehicles in the process. Twelve people were injured in one of the incidents.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 1337

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Aside from the injuries
that's pretty awesome
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i was thinking the same thing
when i read about it this morning...clever chap that
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
want to learn how to do this...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish he'd hack the First Great Western system

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post With the trains in this country
would you really notice?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well indeed
it would probably be an improvement if anything. FGW trains would actually run better if they were all derailed and went on the motorways.

/commuter
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Very clever.
Now kill it and examine it's brain.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post um..
Problems with the signalling system on Lodz's tram network became apparent on Tuesday when a driver attempting to steer his vehicle to the right

maybe thats why it derailed, trains aren't supposed to turn silly!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so proud
this is my hometown!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:22, Reply)
This is a link post how to make a fire from a potato NSFW
not sure how well this actually works...will give it a go later


edit. NSFW? features a scantily clothed female bottom at the start of the video.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That just displayed an enormous video of a near-naked female ass on my work monitor.
Cheers for that.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too. NSFW!!!!11!!
Oh hang on I'm not at work, I'm at home

Mwah ha ha ha :)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for the tip
*clicks link*
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post you'd think after 10 odd minutes of someone fetching toothpaste, potatoes and the like, she's just go find someone else with matches

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post guess that means
they'll be banning potatoes and toothpaste from planes now.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post Funny names corner makes me want to eat glass
but here's another.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well found :D
What a focker, eh
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The fact that he shortens it to 'Randy' on his logo
made it impossible not to TELL THE INTERNETS. I do apologise though.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd vote for him
To go through life with that name presumes he's open to the difficulties of people with shitty names.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:13, Reply)
This is a link post BBC News - Parted at Birth Twins Married
Eurgh!

A brother and sister married each other without realising they were twins.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe this
It is a news story based on an argument brought up about the ethics in IVF. It just seems like bulshit. And why would you be 'inevitably attracted' to a sibling?

If it is true, how the hell did they find out?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Their baby was born with 3 eyes.

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post was that a japs eye?
meh.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Touche

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
bonjour
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Buon Giorno!
Bella ragazze!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post erm....
ey oop
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You're turning into a manc
Bit by bit, aren't you ;)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Its my old Leicester accent
Ey oop me duck
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got your plague
Feel like shite, and is thankful for the GCH.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
I didn't know it was infectious through interweb messageboards!

Did you have something to discuss with me?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I do
Though not so as comprehensive as I would of hoped.

You sent me woman flu via your psychic link...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post How do, duck?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post better!
You? Still not doing much works?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I do my best to avoid what I can
being the workshy fop I am.
Work is what "tomorrow" and "next week" were invented for. :)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Admit it
you've always wanted to slip it to your sister.

Everyone does.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Not me.
Only child.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Filthy bastard!!
:)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post because our genes are replicators

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I read an article
in the Guardian (DISCLAIMER: in a doctor's waiting room) about this sort of thing.

Apparently more than half of siblings who grow up seperately feel strong feelings of attraction when they are reunited.
Strange...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Indeed. Allowing for the limited number of separated-at-birth people who do meet, it's not unusual for there to be a strong attraction. The explanation, I believe, is that the sibling would have all the characteristics that would normally attract us, but without the aversion conditioning that normally arises in childhood.

Mason and McCall Smith's "Law and Medical Ethics" devotes quite a lot of attention to incest, raising the question of why it's illegal. They can't see the point: neither can I.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it about limiting the chances of genetic conditions occuring?
Given that a deformity or genetic illness is something like 16 times more likely if the parents share similar genes?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Illness is more likely, but still not likely after just one generation. And, given the level of knowledge about genetics when the taboo grew up - none at all - it's difficult to explain that way.

Nor would the welfare of the child explain it. A child born to siblings would still, almost certainly, have a life worth living, and so benefit from being born.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You do see why incest should be illegal?
I must ask, do you have a sister?

It's just a slightly suspicious statement...

Although if there's anywhere in the world you can make comments like this, it's b3ta. The weird crushes QOTW was a bit worrying...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post No sister...
And incest isn't something I'd particularly recommend. But that's hardly a reason for it to be illegal. If two siblings want to get it on, then I don't see why my distaste should be allowed to stop them.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just pleased this link has gone a whole hour without someone mentioning 'Norfolk'
/that is all
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Or merkins.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
*Googles*

*shudders*
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post Awww - Mr Octopus has a friend
Dunno if it's bindun - I looked and can't see it - but this made me smile...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Pssst

Look down the page a bit
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
I'd been so careful an' all.

If, that is, your definition of "careful" stretches far enough to include "shoddy".
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post My careful is always shoddy
Its a prerequisite!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello sir!
And welcome to the B3ta overlords!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh!
Ta. Not really looked at it yet though. Must get doing whatever it is I need to do to become rich and powerful.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's addictive!!!
One of those games that you can play a bit when you want.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have to go
and have a look then.
And this ain't worth its own link so have it here instead
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Groovy!!!
Dancing Ascii kitten!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a bit about this on The Wright Stuff this morning.
I've heard that Octopusses are quite intellegent, and that some of their brain activity takes place in their limbs.

*Edit* Oops, missed the first link.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ello
I frequently think about leg. Don't suppose that qualifies though.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's Admiral Ackbar's
Great x 1274 grandad.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post "It's a Mr Potato Head!"

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post Jimmy Page aged 12
Toe-curling footage of a young Mr Zeppelin performing and being interviewed by a cringe-worth paedo. You'll be gnawing your wrist...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that last night!
Ace programme dispite the Fearne 'yoyo knickers' doing the voice over.

That'll be the pop/kids tv show on Beeb4 I'm talking about
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That interviewer is sinister.
"Docta!"

Great vid :)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
The embarrassed silence around 2:58 is quite unnerving!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He does "a lot of biological research as well".
Eeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a link post Get Your Name Tattooed NSFW
I've put NSFW just in case.

Just put your name in both of the top boxes, ignore the email bit and click on "Visualizar"
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:25, Reply)
This is a link post Unorthodox restaurant name in India provokes mild rebuke
"We wanted to be different. This is one name that will stay in people's minds," owner Punit Shablok told a news agency.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ISTR
seeing a Nazi "themed" cafe somewhere in Tokyo.

edit: beg yer pardon, it was in Seoul:

www.time.com/time/asia/magazine/2000/0605/southkorea.trouble.html
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh!

...Kim still hangs the Hitler portrait because, he says, "I don't have anything to put in its place."
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hors’dourves which must be obeyed?

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this when I was in Tangiers last year.


I took a sly photo so as not to offend the locals.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:08, Reply)
This is a link post Marilyn Manson for the deaf
Pretty cool video. Might not be safe for work if your deaf and your boss can read sign language.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely,
Manson's usual mannerisms aren't all too different :)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post Mutant Toys
Some clever artist fella had the idea of turning teddy bears inside out and re-stuffing them. I reckon the end result's probably much cuter than the originals.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh, What a top idea
So simple, yet they look bloody good - some of 'em a bit scary for kids, but I like 'em and yep, certain cuteness about 'em too

Clever indeed
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They should try it on humans

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
..."she puts the lotion in the basket"
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It rubs the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-9mB_kGgg
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
"Was she a great big fat person?"
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, she was a big girl

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like it
It makes me feel sad :-(
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Care Bear looks baked
That was a Care Bear in the top row right, right?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like...
the massive bear from Akira.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post We ahve been doing this for years...
...at the build a bear workshop in bluewater....my particular fave is the tan swirl bunny!

Most stuffed animals turned inside out will look like a voodoo doll crossed with an old cabbage patch doll on acid!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post Giant Enemy Crab! Massive Damage Remix
probably been seen floating around here before, but I thought this'd be rather fitting for this weeks /board image challenege. Enjoy!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Massive Damage FTW!

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:25, Reply)
This is a link post Man seeks breast reduction
Ron's eel.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think
that he wears a bra?

*euuugghhh*
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post poor bastard
he needs to come on here to take the piss out of people and laugh at the misfortune of others. that would cheer him up ;-)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post ITV's exciting new drama
How shit does this look?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work for ITV
in their ad sales.

It was arse. No one who worked there watched ITV which was quite funny.

This could be interesting though, cos it's got a sister show which is a dramatised 'making of', like Larry Sanders or something.

Maybe.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I wanted
Ricky Gervais to do that with Extras..

ie. make a series of that "you havin' a laugh?" sitcom while doing a series of Extras.

if you see what I mean..
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The drama is shit but it isn;t the main part of the show
Echo beach is about the writers who write the show and how what they do in real life, things that happen, jokes they make, get worked into the crappy soap that they are making.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post You Suck At Photoshop
Funny photoshop tutorial, hopfully not too glassy. Part 2 here: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VXeZ0s8DXZ0
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Both vids are ACE :-D
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ace !

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah!!!
megaclick!! i laughed my arse off.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
This is genius!
And educationnal.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Hope this is ongoing
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post loved em
hahahah brilliant!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very good
I liked the second one better :)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha!
Funniest thing I've seen in ages, amazing, the both of them are :D
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Piss factory!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post fake
obviously.
but i likey.

edit: just seen part 2. I feel daft for saying fake for the 1st one, but the 2nd one had me make laffy weewee.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly a genius :D

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 11:17, Reply)
This is a link post Loving Horses
'Old Happy Feet' can't wait to get it in, and then at 0.28 secs he just seems to fall to sleep! :-)
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Old Happy Feet'
Pffft!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahhahahaaahahha

(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to know a lass who ran a stable
One day she was asked to assist in just such an endeavour. Off she tootled on the train from Bradford to Halifax to lend her expertise to the horsey folk of the Calder valley. The stallion in question was a bit old and wobbly and did exactly what your man there did - fell off at the crucial moment spluffing horse jizz all over my pal. It doesn't smell nice you know, not on a hot summers day on a train all the way home.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Given the size of horses, I bet there wasn't a small amount either
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post Prosafe Products' dermatology products range
This page shows a range of surgical gowns and other operating theater garments, many of them shown on models... er... who's that modelling "Sm. Fenistrated Drape". WUT?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Whut indeed. How strange


(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post well it is
a vetinary equipment website so.....
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Er
HAha I didn't realize that. In my defence, it was very late.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a link post Mercenaries 2 - World In Flames
Viral ad for the game, done in "The Office" stylee...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:07, Reply)
This is a link post Octofriend :)
This fills me with a strange joy.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Lully!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 3:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm, octopi
sounds like eight pies

Octopi are shite though
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it is eight pies.
Or maybe it's nothing, as there's no such word as octopi. The plural of octopus is octopuses.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww, thats ace!
Need more pictures of Louis and his new buddy.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
For some reason I get a burst of glee from that.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:01, Reply)

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