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This is a link post SCHNIBBER Part 1
Short film about body dysmorphia.
Ed: Part 2 is exceptionally odd.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TCD-QeM97iA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This is jolly good
Stylistically, reminds me of The Weekenders (old Reeves and Mortimer classic). I'm off to watch part 2 now!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hheeh fanks
(I co-produced it when I was a lad, but shhh)

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post something...
about the sound mixing made that amazingly surreal.
 (oyog, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fanks a boondle.
The music during the raining-dog-shit-bag-dream-sequence is by a guy called 'Richard Stickler'. When I heard that track I knew it would fit the scene.

Also, the film contains TONS of props from my own colection of crap. Also, I collected some of the things that make up his 'nose-brace'.

Not bad for a few days shoot. It cost about £100 to make.

:D

Also, I'm the guy at the bus stop with my finger up my nose, albeit heavily disguised.

ED: FUCK ME, YOU'RE THE LURKER OF THE MILLENIUM, AND YOU BROKE YA CHERRY WITH ME.

HUZZAH!
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:47, Reply)
This is a link post Sexy people
Quality source material!
 (I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Mostly
down to bad fashion!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha ace find!

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Newslettered
a few weeks back I'm sure. Still good though.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:39, Reply)
This is a link post Penis squirt gun.... NSFW
ok... who would buy this? (and no i wasn't looking for peni! found this listed in "new items")
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
You've clearly never been on a hen night!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess they
don't just fill it with water either :s
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post what with being a bloke and all...
no hen nights, stags only :D
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Its probably best
that you don't know what goes on then......
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been on a hen night, its not just girls:D
It was good fun, I seem to remember getting a badge in a gay bar from some girl who was handing out shots of something for 1 pound. It was a huge badge.
 (I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:05, Reply)
This is a link post Me... very drunk
and very fat :(:(:(
Really need to loose weight... and stop singing/dancing/drinking
(hides)
(Virulent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
one day I need to post my legendary, slightly intoxicated Singstar rendition of Chesney Hawkes "I am the one and only"
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes please
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ive seen worse
i thought ur jagger moves were quite good actually.
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :)
Not bad for a big guy ;)
 (Virulent, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post clicked.
i liked.

but when i do karoake, I leave it. I wouldnt dare live the moment on the internet. In front of the WORLD!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really very good!
You've got the Jagger 'wrist clap' just right :)
 (Anarquista We didn't burn him, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)
This is a link post Rexella loaded? Drunk? Tired? I made this!
Everyone'sMy favorite televangelist Rexella Van Impe looking rather the worse for wear. Is she loaded? Drunk? Tired? You may not care :)

More like this here
(ptet is happy, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post tele-evangelism is a great thing
when I become king, I know exactly where to start cleaning up the gene pool
shhh, don't tell anyone i'm prince harry
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post for those who missed it last night..
this had me rolling on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
yes I liked that one too.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I watch it
Bit only for the 'Dragons Den' bit, instead it was this shite!
After a while my toes were curling in my shoes, like a fucking Genie!
The most Cringeworthy sketch I'd ever seen, just NOT funny at all...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post went on for too long.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:26, Reply)
This is a link post Poor Tony Hart.
After 2 strokes he can't draw anymore.

Genuinely sad I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I am in tears.
Physical tears are streaming down my face.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you meant u were laughing...
...till I read the story.

That is the saddest thing.

Love to Tony Hart.

A true frikkin' Hero.
 (ptet is happy, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Life is cruel.
His work will never die though!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very sad indeed
I loved watching his telly as a kid. One thing always bugged me as a kid, though - he always did just that bit too much on everything he made on telly, and tended to render it twee at the last second. But it was cocking ace he was there on the screen, bigging up the stuff I loved most - art.
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That is so sad.
I am genuinely upset. What a lovely chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That sucks
Tony Hart seems like national treasure
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a dreadful, dreadful shame
We should do something for him. I have no idea what, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Compo?
Could b3ta do a nice kindly kinda compo!?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That would make a wonderful change
I'll gaz Rob.
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Done
+ interview idea
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And
added as a compo suggestion
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
Well done yooz! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I am of the opinion
that b3ta would not be what it is today, or maybe even exist, without his influence on generations of kids. He really did have a way of inspiring creativity.

I'm choked by this too :(
 (I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Ginger one
an interview perchance?
 (thereisnopoons until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post My Nan died last week
My uncle has three tumours in his stomach and now this. I'm deeply unhappy.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Give up art...
Surely he's shitting in nappies now... Damien Hirst comes up with worse art than that!

Don't give up hope Tony, just claim everything you do is art! Sneeze... it's art... you just sex wee'd...it's art... and so on...
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be lovely to have a compo for Mr Hart...
..if it wasn't for the fact that (as in all compos) over 80% of the entries would be pictures of him being jizzed on, decapitated and / or buggered by a chaffinch.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:38, Reply)
This is a link post Little Big CDC
Yeah, I know what you people like. Cocks, right? Here's one made in the game Little Big Planet that thrusts and squirts. 10/10 for effort, I say.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm shocked that...
b3ta does not seem more LBP aware. It's fucking genius!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:31, Reply)
This is a link post YouTube's first game
Probably GC - I'm never the first in!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure
Smpfilms made a multi choice game way before this. But still *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow,
thats pretty neat. At first its like, whooo, then its ooooohhh, then its Arrrrghhhhhhh.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW IT'S VIRAL
They say so, it must be true
 (I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn It
I just lost the Game
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont worry..
xkcd.com/391/
 (I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a link post With the sub-prime mortgage co's being to blame for the current financial crisis
I though this was quite apt !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post speaking of all things 'financial meltdown' related
where's the Goat these days? he should be having a whale of a time over all of this.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post goat worrier?

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He's been subject to a hostile takeover by Michael Moore.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Bumming for Columbine?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post To busy fixing the LHC.
If that thing stays broken, he has one less thing to moan about.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha :D
Visions of him down in the darkness, feverishly working on the magnetic couplings...muttering while contantly pushing his tinfoil coronet back up over his eyes,,,
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post he did a good post last week
as someone who share's many of The Goat's views I'll tell you this: I'm pretty sure the shits out there are still minting in the money. Economic melt-down will only affect lower earners in the end, the people at the top of the financial tree will always find a way to stay there. Short selling anyone? Golden Parachutes?
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What meltdown?
I have just been approved a remortgage to start my own business.

Come on goat, come out of hiding. I need an argument.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the right room for an argument?
/and good luck with the business? - Small and Tall Speakers Ltd?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, why?
Are you starting one.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post beat me to it :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a five minute argument,
or the full half hour.

pffffft.

Strangely enough, I was in Stamford today.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Posh git.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah,
just fancied a look around. Found a nice tea room, and read the Mercury. Thinking of buying a shop there you see.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Your spelling is up the Swanee today.
Nice place for a shop though.

Having said that, there are so many little alleys with shops that you can never find.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
my spelling is a bit off. I think I am going mental. I started the dinner at 4pm, no bugger to eat it 'till 6.30. Wasted a whole lot of mince.

edit: the shop I like is on the High Street, but I can not tell you which one. Top secret see ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The old juice bar?

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a bit personal :-)
Nah, not my bag, juice bars. It might be an empty unit, might not be an empty unit.

All shall become clear when I get overexcited and get in the bloody place.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well wherever it is,
good luck!

I will of course be expecting an invitation to the Grand Opening. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It goes without saying ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Great name,
not sure if would suit a jewellers though?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post Superman is Indian
I was just sent the "Queen is Indian" clip and it reminded me of this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post But Superman is definitely Indian
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0_4C7TDyVfs&feature=related
 (Cap'n, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:42, Reply)
This is a link post WTF? Is this real?
Rossi goes for a piss
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post yes..
it was one of his race-win stunts
 (eight, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No bridge
Fake
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I work for Yamaha...
and I can vouch this is indeed real, but at the end of the race as a celebration :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he celebrating with George Michael?

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post arf
arf arf arf
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a link post Human-Powered Ferris Wheel
the old way seems boring now.

(GC says that I'm a good-guy.)
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a link post woahhh
p ass
(Polyphant, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post little less description please
Last time I heard that it was a .wav file on a BBS. The "and I mean physically" bit though still makes me laugh after all these years.

you might want to add NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hhahaaaa
Thats seriously funny and relevant to me since EDF called us up at 7am on Saturday and teh missus (whos just given birth) picked up teh call and gave a full can of whoop ass to teh young chap on teh phone - wish i had of filmed it - was hilarious
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Credit to the BT guy, he kept trying!
But I can totally sympathise with shouty man. If I could shout at the bloody recorded messages I get all the time I would. Actually sometimes I do.

PS- Seriously NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post By virtue of having a fairly difficult name
whenever someone rings and starts with "hello, is mr...er..." I can say "no-one of that name here mate, sorry". They all give up after a while.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That's a classic, hadn't heard it is years.

You've got to admire the guy's persistence.
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 19:19, Reply)
This is a link post Destroy All Mingbots I made this!
A little breaks and dnb mix from me to pass a somewhat dull Tuesday afternoon. Enjoy!
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a link post There's strength in them there buttocks
"Hope you don't get a splinter!"
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:41, Reply)
This is a link post Have another dog song - this time
with the happiest/campest man on earth.

Never thought Fred Schneider sould be topped in the camp leagues but I was wrong
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post the Joy of Non Sex NSFW
Well, it's not exactly pron but as there are nekkid people it's NSFW.

Also, apologies if it's bindun and I missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:31, Reply)
This is a link post "Tree" are watching you......
A citywide art installation that A: Isn't crap. And B: will do no end of harm to any borderline paranoia sufferers or schizophrenic individuals out on day release.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Lully
Also, on that page is
fishgadget.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/fish.swf
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:35, Reply)

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