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This is a link post I Masturbated To Sarah Palin NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post HAWT!
She does it for me.
 (thediscokingpin, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
This made me chuckle. Ta Hedgey.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft! Nice one!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSGUzxLjjOI&feature=user
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post oh jesus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIgQ4VMPfyY&feature=user
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my!
That is awesome :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
the good sperm
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
Excellent :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahhahhh
ace click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 4:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always maintained
that she looks like the stereotypical porno librarian type. She always appears to be seconds away from unclipping and shaking loose her hair, taking off her glasses and unbuttoning her top. It would appear that I'm not alone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:48, Reply)
This is a link post The way of the way of the way NSFW I made this!
Wheatley inspired - but taken into strange, dark new realms I'm sure he'd be pleased to be disassociated with...
(ccc, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post multiculuralism gone mad

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it's catchy
and very alarming, btw I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU, but not here, in some secret place
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post A lavatory
somewhere in London?
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! WTF?!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Good god.
I'm sure the PC brigade will kick your door down at 4am.

Made me laugh though.
 (thediscokingpin, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaahaha
Good heavens
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post your original a few weeks ago was ace
but the vid is extra ace
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
Safe as fuck. Downloaded for future enjoyment as I can't see it living long on Youtube.
 (banned, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post There's...
...a time and a place for racism - when it's funny.

This was not.
 (theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?
And this is NOT funny!
 (jetsetaphrodite Its like trying to find a fart in a jacuzzi.., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww c'mon
it's just a bit of fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's was shite
Needs a punchline.
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF??
Funny though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hee hee hee
That is outstanding Sir, I take my hat off to you. (doffs cap)
 (Dellamorte Dellamore Fuck it all, fuck it up, fuck it., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)
This is a link post Is this real?
Anybody seen this yet? Man with "oh so funny name"
 (SillyMoo, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post what?
i don't get it*




*may contain lies
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post According to the newsletter and the popular page,
it might be.

Not this weeks popular page, but it has been on there.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's not real
His real name's Mike Oxglass.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post winnar

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Har Har
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post next time a TV crew stop me for a comment on local news (it has happened, well once)
I must remember to introduce myself as *thinks* Mike Hum
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Or Mike Oxblack.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post or Mike Hunt

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post At work recently
I happened across an R Slicker, and a Willie Blower.

Oh I did laugh....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post We have a chap where I work called Rick Shaw.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work with
Penny Lane
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I worked with a Richard Head....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a customer called Richard Staines - Dick for short...

(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a link post Pedants of the world unite.
Britain's baffling collection of ungrammatical, misspelt, out of date and plain wrong public signs is to have a national audit, with the public recruited as error spotters.

Come on Grammar Nazis, now you can put the world to rights.

I think we should start with 'misspelt' first
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post most of my
replies are misspelt!

edit: waits for this to be banned www.guardianbookshop.co.uk/BerteShopWeb/viewProduct.do?ISBN=9781862057715
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Including that one
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen last week outside a bar in Manchester:

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post now thats a classic!
few weeks ago, when my phone was being repaired so evidence alas, i saw meh buses!

it was m and h limited, but has that funny symbol for and.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, dear God.
A reference to Climie Fisher, maybe?

Hello dear :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
You being a saddo in on a Saturday night too?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Tis true.
Mrs P is preparing the feast, and then we'll sit down and watch a couple of episodes of The Restaurant. Oh and we had a formal handover last night so we officially have two cats now :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
I am a 2 cat family too :)

I'm having a lovely night in on my own
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Chesney, chocolate and gin then ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost!
Wine, chinese, ice cream, dirty dancing
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Just today I saw a "Resident's access only" sign...
Surely the apostrophe should be after the s.
 (I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I stole a great sign
which says "foothpath closed"
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post NOT THE FOOTHPATH!

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:33, Reply)
This is a link post The stuff dreams are made of
I have avidly read this series since someone gave me a copy of Wizards First Rule 11 yrs ago. I'm not sure how well it will translate to tele but given the pedigree of some of the actors im prepared at this stage to give it the benefit of doubt!

www.imdb.com/title/tt0844653/

Im excited!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I must agree . . . looks to be quite intriguing !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 months later
and it fuckin rubbish!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post I found an episode of Morph that I made! I made this!
13 years ago... Fuck, but I'm old.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
fair dues!! You kept that one silent :D
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I may have mentioned it before
I made this one too:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w0cpY4lrevY&feature=related

Haven't seen them since then, 'cos I stupidly didn't keep copies. It was all VHS back then. And we had no bananas, and had to draw our stockings on with coal.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post how cool you caught all this on film.
you must have had to wait for ages to get the right shots.
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post They were
quite good at following direction. Much easier to work with than actors.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean,
you made them for Tony Hart and the like. Wow, and a bloody hell for good measure.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
these ones were for a program called "Smart". Not sure if Tony Hart was the presenter or if he'd already retired.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow even still.
You have been instrumental in a lot of inspired and inspirational people and things. And I bet a lot of people on here have shows like smart and morph as inspiration as to why they like animation and drawing so much.

*bums*

edit: I wonder what Grey Bloke would have to say about it ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post you talented bastard!
*jealouses
huge clicks
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
Mr. Missus and I are dead impressed. You made Morphs! Wow. Big Woos to you, sir! \o/
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, I love Morph as a terror of the deep.
That's brill. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post he dragged morph's his legs by his cock
*lol*
 (crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
I'm mightily impressed sir! *Clickedee*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes you are old
But I love you!

You didn't make any of the ones with the scary tinfoil girl or barking nail brushes did you? They used to upset me!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
I remember this one! It was one of my favourites!

I never thought it possible, but I love you even more than I did a minute ago!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some catch
that catch 22
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 23:47, Reply)
This is a link post Saggy I made this!
A new tune I made recently. I posted a couple earlier versions before, but just need some feedback to see if this type of stuff is worth pursuing.
Apologies if the mix sounds a bit off, but am using a combination of laptop speakers and ipod headphones for my amazing studio.
(I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds good mate...
Keep at it...
 (ptet is happy, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Suspenseful . . .
Ensue the pursuing !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post you gotta be a coldcut fan

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post yep.
that said, i don't think they've had any influence on the music. 'the number song' by dj shadow was in the back of my brain while i was working on this though...
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff... definate improvement with the bass n synthy bits
*wants those samples*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 3:44, Reply)
This is a link post Spin Your Luck cheat?
The show is in 5 parts but I've started at part 2 as the first part is largely boring. Basically, the contestant Michael Larson, in the middle, memorized the not-so-random patterns of the board to win a then enormous sum of money. They wouldn't hand over the money initially, but eventually gave him his prize.

Wiki is here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Larson
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i have yet to watch the clip
but the wiki page was very interesting. its a shame ithings didnt work out for him after wards, and what a terrible way to die.
thanks for the link!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He wasn't a cheat
he hacked, learned and used a flawed system to his advantage. I remember reading about this a few years ago, but have never actually seen the show. Will bookmark and watch this evening. Ta!
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, fair play I say.
The boy done did his homework.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It was an inspired plan.
Much niftier than Major Charles Ingram :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha yes, that was truly shit.

Larson's method was astoundingly elegant. Most importantly it requires for the system to be flawed in order for it to work, he figured that out, and spent time discovering pattern of the flaw. It also takes practice to be able to get your timing down so that the hack works. So it's skill in action.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Great story!
click

cheats never prosper eh"
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post as masakatsu said
he didnt cheat, he just learned the patterns. i say well done to him!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post i do too
sad end for him, the poor chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The same used to be true of Deal Or No Deal in the UK...
...they used to use MS Excel to randomly put the cash values in the boxes- until someone realised that they too were just on a loop, and you could easily predict what value would be in each box.

Until some knob wrote in and mentioned it, instead of going on and fleecing Edmonds for quarter of a million pounds.

They use balls in a bag, now.
 (beemoh, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "They use balls in a bag, now."
Yes, he still is presenting it.

How did they find it? I presume they must have collated shedloads of data from back episodes.

/Edited for semantics
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Never a cheat... just like counting cards in a Casino.
But he WAS an annoying bastard!
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 2:54, Reply)
This is a normal post this is amazing.
great find!
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:26, Reply)
This is a link post Revenge on a roommate (nsfw as he swears abit) NSFW
house keeps slamming the door at 6am. what do you do when you keep telling him to stop it? butter the floor of course!

havent seen this on here if its gc, then it must of been posted ages, so dont moan
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Me likes :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post GC
posted ages ago.
*moans*

Hello! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post oh hush you!
'rants that every thing on here is gc at one point!'

hows your weekend going? good week in court?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Busy and stressful.
Makes a change!

I have a lovely evening planned, Mr t0ria is out with the lads, I have wine, a chinese takeaway and strictly come dancing ahead of me.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post just made a chilli con carnie
so im digging in to that, then its a night out with me mates. i suspect i shall see the usual valleys boys high on steriods, very drunk and getting very aggresive. remember kids, testosterone and wkd does not mix! fun times.
chicken with cashew nuts, boiled rice and prawn crackers, best combo ever!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post whereas
estrogen and Bacardi breezers definitly does!

Chicken Chow Mein FTW
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post very true!
damn you, i fancy one now. housemates mate own a chinese place, and i havent got the heart to tell i dont like the food there, as we always order from there. do get a discount, but why pay for something which isnt very nice... any thing else on the telly?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post X factor?
You've been framed?

Chav TV night!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post so it would seem!!
this pass your luck vid is fantastic! the ed guy looks very angry in part 4. hahaha!

is this the 11th series of x factor? how can they do so many of them..
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post seen that lots before
and the full length version without the spam at the end...
 (KnackerDwarf, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to
1996
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post Sarah Palin - Dino Rider I made this!


Now an exciting* video game.





Your level of excitement may vary.
 (ptet is happy, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ride Sarah . . . Ride !
She's getting all wet !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Thick roping arcs of wetness, is it?
She does that to me too. A bit :)
 (ptet is happy, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:08, Reply)
This is a link post Photographed ageing
This chappie has taken a picure of himself everyday for seventeen years, then stuck them all together and put them on the interwebs.
(Bondvillain2k, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always wanted to see somebody make something like this

(Giglamesh, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me,
or has he not aged a bit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post not since two weeks ago ;)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Usual Liveleak Fake*
lots of re-used frames. More like 17 months

*read teh comments
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post why do you think the glasses were used
He basically shaved his head and grew a beard.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post further to the ska debate
the absolute kings of ska are undoubtedly toots and the maytals. this is not a particularly ska-ish tune, but perhaps reflects what ska, rocksteady, and all the early jamaican sounds of the 60's were really all about: taking american r'n'b, soul, and sometimes even a little bit of country, and finding a new way to play it. most often in the early days this was simply a case of covering popular american tunes, before great songwriters (toots included) were given a chance by the top producers of the day.

'bass culture' by lloyd bradley is a fascinating intro to the history jamaican music, and will ensure that you never pull out that mighty mighty bosstones album again.

this song is being played at my wedding, as me and mrs monk-to-be are crazy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome tune!
I myself love all the old Trojan label stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah!
am a huge trojan fan too, but for the really best stuff, look up soul jazz's 'dynamite' series: they have the truly funkiest of funk on there.
funnily enough, trojan didn't exist in jamaica, they were just the distribution agent for jamaican tunes in the uk.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
They released a series of sets a few years back which I absolutely loved!

I will look into the dynamite series!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too,
my mate has a Trojan boxset with my fave of all time. A ska version of the corrie theme tune. Thats hardcore right there.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post a fellow ska fan.
*doffs hat*

Nice wedding tune. One of biggest concert regrets is not catching Toots and the Maytals, when I really really should have.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:32, Reply)
This is a link post fist of fun
lee and herrings fist of fun on iplayer. might be of interest to some.
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
I look forward to seeing if it has stood the test of time!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.stewartlee.co.uk/oldshows.htm
:)

for the people who cannot get iplayer (ihate iputting ia ishitting ii iin ifront iof ieverything!)
 (JonothanCainer, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Matrix Agent fight (dubbed)
Dont know if this has been posted before but I think its the most hilarious Matrix dub ever (yes i know matrix spoofs are so 2004 but i dont care!!)

Matrix Reloaded - Sort of / Part 2See more like this on kontraband.com
 (Osiris64 ... thats no moon ..., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Matrix sucks,
I'm off for a pint.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
that scene is funny on its own, after about 5 minutes it becomes ridiculous anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post Marching bands are now officially cool
Seeing as I have just bought my Reel big fish tickets, thought i would share this with you all.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post im sorry, but it doesnt beat this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QNI3W8UB-s

saw reel big fish few years back, good music!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Real Big Fish = musics for teh gays.
for example
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post you can blame joel and co
for getting me into ska music. this is a good track: www.youtube.com/watch?v=252uQhAF1yQ

shit vid quality, but great tune.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You see, Mr Pilchard,
there is Real big Fish, and skaesque stuff, and there is

smooth, smooth ska

see also a bit of this
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
your as bad as meglos for finding tunes like this!!

tune i posted is my happy tune!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with most of the modern stuff,
but give me a crack addled 1950s ska tune any day.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWOTEkExIk&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=186Fdc59tWY
 (Hugh Jambton Wun Hung Lo's mate, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats insane,
lacks 1950s and crack, but insane all the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post is it me
or does the sound not sync up with the video? its good tho
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post say true!!
we need a theme, find old ska music, or classic tunes before the 1950s! none of this 'rock and rolla' :P

took awhile, but there this top oldie! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YGXsw3XK9I
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ska wasn't invented till the 60s, so good luck with that.
at work with no speakers at the moment, but will return tomorrow with ska goodness that'll have you frothing at the cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
ignoure that comment then!! ill shall look forward to it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you will find it was the early 50s,
maybe late ish. But was inspired by a mix of 30s big band, randb, blues and reggae, and lots of other shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post She should have gone to specsavers.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
I wonder if he ever found what he was looking for.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ...ahhh...
I love the way she was so helpful...
..utopian customer services...
 (Phlash, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
I like to imagine all call centre girls are like that, when in reality they're probably bored shitless and doing the wanker sign silently as I complain
 (I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Cracking!
I must start watching Channel Bee. It seems to be like Soccer AM used to be :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post have you watched the newcastle clip below?
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I am just watching it now :)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
absolutely brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that made me dun a biiiig smile

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
simply brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post Ah, good ol' power. Its' liberating to realise you don't have or want much.
GC says who cares? If you've seen it, don't click it
(I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent.
that is all
 (Phlash, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Nice one!

We're not for Kinnear!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post Financial Crisis - If youre worried whats going on in the world...
The Alex Jones radio show, hear what the press isnt telling us about whats going on..

Beleive it or not - i cant influence you - but i think its my duty to show you, youre smart people. We need to be informed. Even if its not funny.. Cheers.
 (Phlash, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Goat?
is that you?
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is this Goat you speak of?
sounds like a decent guy.. :)
 (Phlash, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Alex Jones already has a mouthpiece here, thanks anyway

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Cheers - I'm all for more voices myself :)
 (Phlash, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post There's several on www.b3ta.com/alexjonesisaparanoidcrackpot/

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post um a 404 says not...
Is one of the perks of being the great architect that you get a lot of free masonry supplies :)
 (Phlash, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post being a free mason, we still have to buy them ;)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, plenty of Alex Jones.
But not enough Aled Jones in my opinion :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post dont post this
you'll only make the goat come out of his cave :P
hahaha!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he have any broadcasts
on multivariable calculus?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 15:25, Reply)

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