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This is a link post Government bans sleep rape,,,,
Totally Ronseal
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post NoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously though I actually get
sexsomnia. Never tried to rape the husband, but I try it on a fair bit when I'm totally asleep. I don't remember a thing the next morning. I'm not joking, but it's lucky Mr Moogy find it funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I am gobsmacked...
....that you posted that one full hour ago, and are still yet to get a smutty reply!
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post lovely little cat game
A BIG HELLO TO ALL YOU CAT LOVERS OUT THERE
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i won :D
nice game
 (I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post MEWW!
yay :)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, the evil cat game.
Was in the newsletter a while back I think, but it's worth digging up again.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah!
Got the fucker!
*hits with sock stuffed with another sock*
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a link post Dutch idiot tries to brake his head open using watermelons

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Three things:
What a nutter.

He looks like Rebecca Adlington.

If he carries on that way he's going to give himself a serious head injury sooner than later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The worst thing is the sound of the melons splitting...
You're never quite sure whether it's his head coming apart.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i have a headache now
:(
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post oh jesus

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post heavy fucking metaaaaaaaaal!
those crazy dutch bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alabaster Codify wouldn't piss on yr gums if yr teeth were on fire, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post Goatse at the United Nations (image sfw)
"For the first time in almost two decades of UNEP's International Children’s Painting Competition, original artworks have been selected from nearly 200,000 entries for this exhibit and auction.

This unique collection gives insight into children's vision, fears and hopes for their future, and it provides a valuable chronicle of the environment as seen through the eyes of children.

These paintings are, in essence, the voices of the children calling out to the rest of society to unite, act and ensure their future on this planet."

The 1st Prize: Gloria Ip Tung, 14, China looks somewhat familiar.
 (I helped save b3ta! badbadger, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Well done, Ms Tung
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post Guinness advert spoof.
Has this been done yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaa!
That's ace :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Tha'ss art, that is

(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Very funny, but tainted slightly for me by the fact that I live in a place like that,
and that ain't funny...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
That still makes me chuckle :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah!
love it!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It may not have been done again
but it has been posted again... It soo needs to be done again though, perhaps in Surrey
 (chippy time travel agents, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:05, Reply)
This is a link post Peter Cushing Song is now Buy-able...yay!
Still prefer the Alan Davies version mind.
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:43 = Father Jack Hackett

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post far too clean! where's the crusty sores?

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They're just jam encrusted Rice Crispies

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a link post The Three Amigos - Canteen Scene
Classic scene from the film 'Three Amigos' that always makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Steve Martin,
and I love YOU!!!

edit: Am it Steve Martin teim?

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AI8NuFAETMQ
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post why not
i love you too.
 (I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The missus loves this film but I've never seen it.
*adds to viewing list*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha my quiz teams name is The Three Amigos
Named after this film.
 (PieEater, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's always irritated me
when people in films get water in the desert and start squirting it all over themselves. What the fuck is wrong with them? Drink the bloody stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You kinda missed the point...
he is drinking it I think, but there is so much of it that its spilling everywhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, I was referring to other movies, really
The ones that this one is parodying.
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean
If you were that thirsty you'd be a bit more careful, right?

Most of them in westerns look like Victoria Beckham getting her wages from David.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Victoria Beckham
and would like to do lots of unmentionable things to her.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ew
Why?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 'cause...
SHE IS FECKING GORGEOUS!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No, she isn't!
I think we need a b3ta intervention here!

Now with added poll, b3ta shall speak:

Victoria Beckham is
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar

*Edit* Who voted for Lowri Turner?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post yes she IS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post She's alright...i'd int' her 'vention
or something.

Move along. That didn't make sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
How are you, young sir?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *in the tune of 'friday I'm in love'*
I don't care what you guys think,
I'd love to do her in the stink,
She's much nicer than that Pink,
Its Posh Spice who I love.

WHhOOOOOohhhhOOOOOOO etc...
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate squatters
bunch of home thieves
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:55, Reply)
This is a link post Credit crunch calamity I made this!
Being new to all this please be gentle! I've come up with a few humble photoshops satirising the current woes of the credit crunch. I'm particularly proud of this one

Have a look at the blog linked in the title for more - all my own work unless stated otherwise.

 (CreditCrunch, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Why am I looking at your blog?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post because you clicked the link!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post How silly of me!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Titter
Ooopsie...
(Virulent, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the second picture down inspired by the front page, eh?
Not front page, sorry, but the popular page *duh*
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *Slaps*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post *bazookas*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *snipes*
*Goes "mad for it" *
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *talks in an incoherent southern accent*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
talks in an incoherent southern accent Sounds like a big southern softie.

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a big sothern softie
who is so under the thumb.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post But you're into that sort of thing.
I like balloons and cheese.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *joins in and hits both over the head with inflatable penis

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *stuffs balloon filled cheese into Mc's mouth*
*farts*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *runs crying to mummy whilst licking cheese from lips!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *catches*
*Bundles into sack*

*Puts in boot*

*starts driving*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *wishes he's kept his cheese filled mouth shut :|

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *arrives*
*opens boots and dumps sack*

Delivery for Katona!

*drops off lube*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post dream come true! woooooo



*lies!!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Nope - can say with confidence I came up with that one independently. I only came across b3ta recently, although I've heard good things from a friend with a suitably warped mind...

Having said that, you've given me ideas now *hides in dark corner waiting to pounce on any decent artwork and shamelessly claim it as his own* Nah, only joking.
 (CreditCrunch, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Its ok,
The Sun, Nuts and Zoo has already beaten you to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post Anatomy of a Lego Man
web.mac.com/moistproduction/flash/index.html
Lots of others too including a Balloon animal and gummi bear.

 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I will never eat a gummi bear again.

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
some quality artwork going on there
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post Addictive Booty Juggler Game
Oooooooo arrrrrrrrrr I can't get too far on this. 10,000 is my top score.
 (Rubber_Adam, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 13,400
But I first thought 'booty' as in ass. But still a win from me.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post arrrrr you can still find seamen in there...
..
 (Rubber_Adam, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's such a simple, lovely game.
excellent find
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 14700 on my first try.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post A B3ta mention
Just stumbled upon this while browsing.
 (meat2veg hello!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP THE PRESS!!!
b3ta mentioned on another website shocker ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder if he knows how flikr started?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest,
I do not know either. Was it a b3tan?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Cal did most (if not all) of the programming of b3ta
Then he upped and left for the States and was the main developer of Flickr (where I think he still works)
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks LG :)
us oldies know the history only too well
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post HMMMMMMMMMMBANANAS

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKINCHEVRON!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright.
Calm down. It's a nice picture too.
 (meat2veg hello!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *bums*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post YOUFUCKEDUPMYCHEVRON!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post RIGHT, CALL 'IM A WANKER!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post WANKER

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post SPLITTER

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAH SWEET, I SEE, NOW WE'RE HEADING FOR SEXYCRAZYDOUBLECHEVRONTIEM?!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post WE ARE INDEED
'CEPT LORD MUNKEE UP THERE HAS FUCKED IT TOO.......
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post that wall was on fonejacker.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i knew id seen it somewhere, didnt want to call GC just in case :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta also got a mention
in this week's Private Eye...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post and this months loaded...
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Only that its taiwanese. But well, they look all the same, don't they?
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You know what's funny?
I started playing the video, saw the woman's face, and knew instantly it wasn't Japanese. Taiwanese or Thai were my first thoughts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops, ah well, yup gotta admit, I can't tell usually.
I'd edit it to say 'Some Slanty Eyed Bitch' but apparently you can't edit the first line...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a link post Spoilt rich kid!
"In our house we keep a Christmas tree up all year because we like to give our daughter a present everyday".
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post GC, and fucking infuriating..........

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post More....
After mom buys 16yr old a brand new lexus: "I hate you. You've ruined my life".

www.youtube.com/watch?v=90HhZ-pyC2Y&NR=1
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post !
W to the T to the F


I can't tell a word that that creature's saying. In my head it translates as "Pol Pot might have been right on the money," though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post If I ever saw a video that needs spagetti cat,
thats it.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post KILL IT NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll totally fuck her up the bum
and smear the shit on her hair
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not do ATM?
Save you having to wash afterwards.
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post that's quite a nice option
I'll make a combo
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I going to regret to ask,
what is ATM?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ass to mouth
or a cash machine

I'm guessing they mean the former
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post :O

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to ask that
but feared the answer...

Turns out I was right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post its a transaction innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahhahaahahahahaha
this should be done to rich people far more often.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That's how Ted Bundy started.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post jeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you talking about the mum?

(I helped save b3ta! krang, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post no the minor
*peado's*
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What I don't get
is how can parents that stupid make so much money?
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post God's irony

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's America.
It's easy to be rich.
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Yet the majority of Americans are poor, crazy that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post that's because they have a poor attitude

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Her mum looks like she was just dug up.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, at least unlike that bitch that gets her life 'ruined' by a 20,000 dollar car,
she seems to be a lot less obnoxious than most spoilt kids, no tantrums here, and everyone seems happy enough, I would just wonder at WTF happens to her when the parents die, does she get left to a pet home!?

And I SO want to see that Wife Swap! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post HURFFF DURFFF!!!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "Appearance is everything in this world , i feel sorry for people who aren't gorgeous people"
I'd shoot her if i had the chance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post How come she looks like a Moose then
?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post In certain shots
the mother looks like eddie freaking izzard
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a link post The Fail Online - Government unveils 'Big Brother' plan to log calls and emails of EVERY person in Britain
I never read the Daily Fail, or the Fail Online. I was linked to the article from another site. Honest guv.

Either way, Big Brother is already here.
What a shower of cunts.

"Our ability to intercept communications and obtain data is vital to fighting terrorism and serious crime including child sex abuse, murder and drugs trafficking," she said.

We're ALL terrorists now. YOU VILL OBEY!
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You need
some goat
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post isnt there a story like this every day in the 'fail'
You should have posted this one,

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1077445/Alarm-Australias-beach-girls-paint-phone-numbers-skin-attract-boys.html
The stunt has been seen on at least two Sydney beaches.
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably yes, they spew right-wing propaganda.
But this surveillance database is a fact.

I'm not making this shit up.

Ed: Also I notice they haven't printed my comment which stated that the British people ARE being terrorized, by their own elected officials.

Great times.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post 'this surveillance database is a fact'?
'proposed' legislation is how the article calls it, with lots of suggestions of what 'could' happen if it does indeed become a 'fact'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
And the fact that the government would have the power (under certain circumstances) doesn't mean that it'll be exercised.


For the record, though I don't think that there's a right to privacy, I'm in no way a supporter of legislation like this. But if you're going to oppose it, at least get your facts right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo interesting point
you don't think that there's a right to privacy.

I'd take the opposite view. Granted, I'm going on gut feeling on this, rather than having studied the implications for and against. But I think that the ability to carry on about your business without undue hindrance is of strong importance.

I'll also say that I'm strongly against this databasing, and other options that the gov are touting (ID Cards, incarceration without charge). Coming from Norn Irn, ID drivers licenses were introduced long before they started here, for the very same reasons, and did nothing to stop attacks on either side. Internment also pushed more people towards the violent extreme than it stopped. The grim reality is that if there are people who want to do something bad, no amount of preventative measures, will be 100% effective. You need to stop people from wanting to do the bad things, and that requires a more pragmatic approach.

So back to privacy. I'd be genuinely interested to know why you don't think that right exists. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you don't expect us to THINK as well as read it do you!?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Archibald...if the government..or any government 'propose' legislation for something it usually means that whatever they've 'proposed'..
..has already been put in place.

Bare in mind..

Counter-terrorism measures for a “Big Brother” giant database were first announced by Prime Minister Gordon Brown in February under the ‘Intercept Modernisation Programme'.

If you don't think this will happen then you're as crazy as a fox covered in ham.

Also the internet as we now know it will radically change. It will be heavily controlled and censored.

Shalom.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post as Enzyme rightfulyl points out above
If you're going to oppose something, at least get your facts right.
You can't claim the above as fact without 100% concrete proof and as yet, there is no proof of this actually happening now, only speculation based on an article you linked which quotes 'proposed' legislation.
It's bad enough that we live in a time when we can be fearful of our own Government at times, but for the opposers to also act as scaremongers quoting speculation as fact, it doesn't help their cause any either.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't need proof when you have instincts. Like a fox.
Seriously though, I'm not sure what proof you want. A picture of where the database is?
A website address?

They announced this back in February;
www.number10.gov.uk/Page14490

Which means it's all ready to go. You're assuming that everything your government tells you is a fact.

Shalom.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I'm not assuming everything I'm told is a fact
You've made that assumption without evidence, see how easy it is to do? I kind of made that point in my reply.
I'm just stating that you jumped from a linked article from the Mail which quotes 'proposed' legislation to a statement which implied that this was bona fide fact - when the evidence at hand suggests that it has yet to be determined - hence the very careful use of the words in the mail article of 'proposed', 'could' and other terms which suggest what 'may' happen should it come in.
it's the use of language, arbitrarily throwing out the words 'truth' and 'fact' when they are used based upon speculation that really gets on my goat. It doesn't help the opposers cause either.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I omitted the fact that I've read about this 'PROPOSED' database over a year ago.
Much like alot of things I whack on /links, they've been a long time coming.

I'm not making giant leaps here based on a Daily Fail article.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well this we didn't know, y'see
when all you give us is a Daily Fail article and start quoting it as fact - in contradiction to what the article actually says - without the back up, it gives the impression of being a bit 'scare-mongering' if you catch my drift.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I understand completely.
I often assume that maybe there's a small number of people who have been following all this stuff over the last few years.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post If some of the opposers to Goverments didn't arbitrarily throw around words like 'truth' and 'fact'
with little to no evidence in many, many. many internet articles and arguments, I'm sure there would be more than a small number of people. :D
I'm quite open to a lot of this collective 'stuff' (for want of a better word) but I like to break it down using rational explantion, and actually seeing evidence to back up the words 'truth' and 'fact' when used.

It's a bugbear of mine (bordering on OCD) on the mis-use of the word 'truth' on the internet these days. It's often just an opinion, based upon other internet information.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I get what you're saying.
You shouldn't believe ANYTHING without facts and evidence.

Sometimes this evidence has come cumulatively, so trying to proof something to someone who doesn't have that cumulative knowledge is near impossible.

Semantics? I'd like some antics.
:D

Laters.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post " it usually means that whatever they've 'proposed' has already been put in place. "
Really?

Where's the evidence for this assertion?



Damn. Why do these things always start when I have to go and do job-type things? IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELLS YER.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, history for one thing.
I don't have the time to got through every 'proposed' piece of legislation, when it was announced and when it became a fact.

I'm sure there's some sort of graph available.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post History isn't evidence, History is experience
Just because it has happened, doesn't mean for certain it'll happen again.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's also a Michael Jackson album.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn that history
Damn it all to hell!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to look at the man in the mirror.
I gotta go Archie, I have enjoyed this.

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, indeed fella, thank you :)
calm discussion - /links needs more of this
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post censored? NEVER!
They will take my goatse when they pry my cold dead fingers out of his -

*eeeeeuuurgh*
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post www.securevpn.com
I use this now, so not even my ISP can see what I'm doing. Of course, the VPN company can, but at leastmy ISP can't shape my traffic and shit like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post apparently, the world's best website
I'm not convinced
 (I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *spacks*

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly up there.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno.
Don't get me wrong- it's in the top three- but I think Zombo.com beats it.
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This is a link post Amazing what noises a 3-string guitar and a metal box can make...
Yes, it's glassy....but it's also a slice of televisual gold. Was this old fella's big break, couple of years ago on Holland's New Year show.
Excellent tune if you like your blues raw and dirty.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched this again the other day
and it pisses me off that he is so good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post His new album is fab...
...and contains probably the greatest song ever written about parasitic insect larvae.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post is it seasick steve?
drat and confound these fucking internet filters!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You need a new job mate :)

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, this i know, i'm in the process of searching at the moment.
see, my work block all the fun internet sites but they haven't bothered blocking ANY jobsearch sites.....LOGIC!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps they're
trying to tell you something....;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
I heard him (and heard of him) for the first time on Saturday Review this week. Next time I'm near a record shop* I'll be buying...


*I know. I'm that old-school. And I don't know how to torrent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *hands mug of Horlicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post that was ACE!
I may just "legally purchase" his album.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace fella
I saw him in Birmingham late last year, had never heard of him but figured it was something to do. He was fantastic, his support were a ska band of swedish transvestites and he threatened to knock out a heckler with a plank of wood he was using as an instrument. Great gig.
 (MauveGnome is watching you whilst you sleep, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
i got to meet him last year after a gig in london. he hung out for about an hour afterwards just to chat to fans. top bloke!
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post Ever felt like ripping your own skin off? I made this!
Molting Giant White Knee Tarantula. NSFA (Not Suitable For Arachnophobics)
(teaman, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooooh, that's what you call exfoliation.
Your spider?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes she's mine...
...i've got six of em.
 (teaman, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
I'd love to hold a tarantula one day :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post that left me with an even worse thought that now there's two of the buggers
*runs*
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
It's knees aren't that giant though, eh ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty wicked!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post cool...
but I couldn't stop humming the music from The Thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post They're all over me!
/begins to rip skin off
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a link post Oh how i do miss the talent... I made this!

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
And very well done too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post heheh!
know dat init :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful stuff
hooray for the kersal massive
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post Top Toys for Christmas
All tat, except for number 10 - which is pretty damned impressive.

If it reeeaaallly does do what it says.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Does no3 give you a Kiwi accent?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Worse than that!
"Iss embarrissing, boot … My afraid my've been banished. My forgoten der Bosses would do terrible tings to my. Terrible tings if me goen back dare."
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha :)
Now if they made a Boba Fett helmet that turned your voice into his....

*spluffs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post What...
...you mean give you a dodgy New Zealand accent?

Although... "Wearers of this watch can transform themselves into alien super heroes" - WOW! That's quite a time-piece!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post No, silly.
BOBA Fett, not his dad, Jango.*

"Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold."

*Before Lucas pissed about and redubbed it.

*Edit* See below.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post <cough>
Boba Fett's voice in The Empire Strikes Back was originally provided by Jason Wingreen.

For the DVD 'Special Edition' release, all of his lines were shittily re-recorded by Prequel Jango Fett actor Temuera Morrison.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, t'was what I was referring to.
Same voice, what with him being a clone and all (Special Editions-wise).

Still hate that they re-recorded Fett's lines.

"He's nah yoose to mee did"...

Ugh.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgotten it had been redubbed in the DVD release.
I've been using original versions of the movies for my videos, and that's all I've seen for a while, and forgot that Lucas had arsed about with Boba's voice too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate that he retconned Boba into such an important character....
...makes his eventual demise in a giant sand minge even more pointless.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
Someone should have taken an injunction agaist George Lucas altering the films anymore destroying our cherished memories.

He was a crap director to begin with, and no amount of editing will change that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what
music the musical potty plays?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love it
if it was "The Ace of Spades". I'd buy one.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Scatman?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They forgot the Rubicks Cube
Mark my words... you won't be able to get one anywhere come December 10th

And what the fuck is Ben 10?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Skim reading number 11, I read:
"an electronic game that requires the player to rotate the body to search for invisible breasts."

Mmmmm.
 (Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:28, Reply)

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