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This is a link post Stupid and/or Mental Yankee gets a ticket
....wait for it .....
 (L.T. Smash Humungous fail since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post .........................GC

(cheesefan parp, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry
The GC-o-meter didn't say anything when I posted.
 (L.T. Smash Humungous fail since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHA
this has been on any number of "police camera action" type shows, every year, since i was about 6.

EDIT: it's a case of real life and b3ta coming together in GC madness!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese Taikonauts Space Walk [Live Video] China in Space [Shenzhou 7 EVA]
Apparently this was faked and filmed in a practice tank.

I'm not sure, but check out those SPACE BUBBLES, especially at 5:49.

Ed: First broadcast live on September 27, 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post There's an unnerving anti-Chinese movement lately.
It's all building up to something, mark my word.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, but I'm only posting this because of them crazy bubbles.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post but they are inscrutable

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Don't you mean insclutable?
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They are though, aren't they?
If you asked me to go out right now and scrute a Chinaman, I'd be hard pressed to do so.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, FER GAWDS SAKE
of course it isn't underwater! It must be human nature to watch something amazing and when they encounter the first thing they don't understand to call fake...
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post A
space walk doesn't seem amazing to me, as we've already walked on the moon, caused nuclear fission etc etc.
It's just because some people think that everything is faked, that's all.
 (Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I probably stretched the word amazing a bit here
but spacewalks still rate as pretty flipping special in my books. They never fail to make me feel all weird when your perspective kicks in and you realise that they are "upside down" and ^that's^ our planet up there!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
I agree, any human being in space is special. But considering what we've achieved since, it's not really anything unique.
It's only the Chinese showing that they can do anything that the established 'superpowers' can do, in my opinion. Nothing more than show.
 (Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks fake to me.
The Earth doesn't appear to be moving*, also it has no atmosphere, also, dem bubbles looks like water-bubbles to me.

I know my bubbles.

*It moves, then it doesn't..then it does.
I'm willing to keep an open mind, but it looks faker than Fakir McFakesalot III.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post By doesn't appear to be moving
Do you mean that it might be moving really slowly like a speed of 1/24rph?

If scan backwards and forwards on the time line when the earth is in shot you can clearly see that the earth is moving.

Also you may be right about the bubbles being water bubbles, or drops of water as they are more commonly called.
 (I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post So, to sum up.
It's clearly fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post If by fake
You mean real then yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post If by no, you mean nose, then yes.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure about that
If they filmed it underwater they would have had to have post-processed the video to remove the image distortion. And, if they were going to go that far, they would have removed the "bubbles" too.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure either, I'M GOING NOW.
(defintely fake)
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post If that
was oxygen or air coming out of the guy's helmet, surely it would form as a bubble like in the clip? Due to the vacuum?
I have no expertise in physics so I don't know, but no way was that filmed in a tank.
 (Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
I thought I was going to be a lone voice here.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a water bubble to me.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post you mean his helmet was filled with water?

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
I mean, what you're watching was filmed in a tank and the background was added via greenscreen.

You know, like in dem movies.

Of course I coould be wrong. It's happened.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It would...
....but I highly doubt that it would be visible, what with it being a non-visible gas.

We only see oxygen bubbles in water because it's a liquid - you therefore have a visible surface tension around a ball of gas.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Those bubles are classified as . . .
Foreign Air Reciprocating Tidbits . . . commonly known as a FART in space . . .
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, Danke.
In space no one can hear you FART.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post However . . . the scent will last like . . . for evaaaaaaaar . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post FAKE
you can't hear applause in the vacuum of space.
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Harder to fake than send people into space
I'd say, to process underwater footage and get it that clean.
 (theauthor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno...
...they did it in Doctor Who. And it really does take quite a lot of effort and energy to get somebody into space.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I graduated from SOAS last year with a first class
BA in Chinese Studies* (Modern and Classical) (with Honours, get me!!) and can categorically state the text in the yellow bar at the start of the video reads:

'Filmed in front of a live studio audience'

*might not be true...
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:24, Reply)
This is a link post Fine fuel
Looking for a good quality fuel to put in your helicopter?

Only the very best here....

Alternatively you could of course use Austrian wine.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a link post The Danish Language has broken down NSFW
Where is the new GC thing btw? Not that i could ever find the old one. There should be a big button on the links page.

NSFW cos the man he say f*uck
(TheBoyTucker, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post As a mediocre* scandinavian language speaker.
I approve.

*ok. i'm crap.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:12, Reply)
This is a link post Food sculptures
Bread sandals, orange peel ladies, biting apples and my favourite - an egg in a tiny shell pram.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Evening.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are gorgeous!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a link post Poor Han Solo! He's trapped in chocolate!
I've just shared this disturbing discovery over on OT, where everyone wanted one of these helpless looking noms.

What say you?
 (I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd take being diped in chocolate
over than frozen in carbonite
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post BBC Entertainment page sports an insensitive "Big Picture" reveal image
Luckily Pete Burns is a cunt.

Screenshot for your convenience:


 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
that's quite ironic I think. "Ugly Tranny sues for vanity issues".
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice,
but they appear to have switched the image of pete burns with that of a zany cartoon character.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking at the top three stories
they should probably rename that section "Today in Court"
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
yeah as opposed to "Entertainment"
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hell yea !
i was just thinking that !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Pete Burns,
I think he is hot.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Take that, you fat lipped wanker :D
Hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You're absolutely correct.
Burns is a gigantic cunt of Godzilla proportions!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
that cracked me up watching that yesterday. That guy is a Tescos Value Ray Mears.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe...
He's ridiculous.

The full clip of the grub is one of the few vids to make me want to gib though:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=06SBYa5wUsA
 (edhead, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That made
me retch.

:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post uuuuuughh
that was fucking gross, i wouldn't pick that think up let alone munch on it.


uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysat-igQi44&feature=related

oh fuck no!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a dirty bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I did.
Now, how to get vomit off a laptop keyboard?

Answer: get Bear Grylls to eat it
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I much prefer Bruce Parry.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yuppers.
He's more interested in the people he's visiting than putting random shit in his mouth for gross-out fascination factor. Also he's lovely :)
 (Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly this.
I am a bloke, and I find him lovely too. I have never seen anybody gain so much respect as he does. Its because he genuinely love the people he meets, and is not afraid to get his hands dirty.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post oh noes i missed it!
is it repeated?
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It will be, check ITV2 listings.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *thumbs listings frantically*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 23:10 tonight, ITV1.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post last night
Bear drank his own pee out of a dead snake skin.

He had run out of clean mugs and couldn't be bothered washing up or something
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The hotel he stays in
normally probably had a shortage or some thing. As I said before, I much prefer Bruce Parry.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:36, Reply)
This is a link post Osymyso
Inspired by this recent posting, I present to you a vintage selection of videos by Osymyso and Cartel Communique, including the original Pat 'n' Peg.

John's Not Mad
Fiver to Bigwig
Spaced Jam *EDIT* I'm informed that this one is not a CC video, but it is Osymyso's audio.

I heartily recommend any of Osymyso's work; for the uninitiated, most of it is audio-only.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
I love "John's not mad"
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post is there
a CC video for intro inspection?

here's one I found on tubeyou, it's pretty lame though.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qEfZu5l2U
 (exyzed, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That always brings me back
to the Groovy Movie tent at Glasto where I first saw this. Makes me chuckle every time.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post missed that one. Fairplay for giving Groovy Movie a shout on here though....should stick a smile on Mothballs face Im sure.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:38, Reply)
This is a link post Paper Cut-Out Animation Test #2 I made this!
i'm doing tests for a paper cut-out stop motion animation. this is really rough compared to what i want to do with it. but what do you guys think?

Cut-Out Animation test #2 from Aaron Amodt on Vimeo.
(Baron von Aaron CHARGE!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
i like your tash :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^
This
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
i'm training to become a gypsy
 (Baron von Aaron CHARGE!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Gypsy Porn Star.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
looks good
 (cH3$h7846J#7, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that chromakeying going on there?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post not at all
it's about 150 paper cutouts. all photographed in sequence.
 (Baron von Aaron CHARGE!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Awesome!
 (WiggZ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY we'll rid of Youtube yet !

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
What's the problem?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post looks
good
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post Swimming tigers
might be NSFW if young nubile ladies in bikinis are not appropriate for your place of work.
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i seeeeeeee
if you're really fucking ugly and bikini clad, tigers won't eat you. this is the moral right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think the tigers see the girls in bikinis
Raise their eyebrows, wave a paw and say "raargh! Who's for a doggy paddle? what what?" in a leslie philips style
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
it would be unreasonable to think anything else.
 (Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
I. Want. That. Job.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww
that looks fun!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "Soup! It's what's for dinner!"

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)
This is a link post 'Poverty' in the Netherlands
*ashamed*

Edit: What an idiot...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Why be ashamed? This is a good thing, if that's the worst it gets there.
Instead of being ashamed that the impoverished are so rich, we should be happy that the economy is so good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think its the last line
about how it isn't right to give money to charities working in Africa, when there's poverty in the Netherlands...

...All said whilst searching the internet for free stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post this

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hadn't seen that part yet. She's a bit thick and self-absorbed,
but she's taking care of four kids which is, statistically, more than the average person does.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hellooooooooo
-There are prophylactics
-The free choice of having children

The average person thinks before they make that difficult choice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Errr, I get the feeling that they're adopted seen as they're black and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you know the concept of mixed races?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Uh? Mixed races?
Racist!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Just kidding...
meow
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you implying their black father left them because he is a drunken thief?
RACIST.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard he was gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i can't see the video and am very intrigued as i live in the netherlands. what, pray tell, does it contain?
EDIT: I'm being serious too, i can't watch videos through work, and i live in Den Haag. i'm intrigued by the responses so far, and i'd like to make it clear that as far as i can tell Holland has just as much poverty as your average european country, and possibly higher levels of immigration (me and my friends are proof)
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well the bitch is unemployed, and takes a lot of free stuff like
a dvd player
refrigerator
tv
toys
food etc.

but still is whining that she can't go on vacation. And thinks helping (really) poor people like Africans is a bad thing. And I am proud that we don't have real poverty, that's why this idiot should take a job and work to provide her children.
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post oh well, in this case i'll reserve comment.
she sounds like a cunt.

but my original point still stands, Holland-England little difference except the fun stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking africans!
they aren't doing anyone any favors. They just sit around and beg for handouts from people.
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post And she has a brown baby
Did she get him free on the internet too?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate people who create children and afterwards split up
say they cant work cause of the kids
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post wow

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post omg!
she's so fucking poor she doesn't even have hi-def!

Dirty skank!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post DON'T upset the missus for cryin' out loud. NSFW
Borderline NSFW, therefore marked as such.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post omg
send ambulance... heart.... attack....
 (I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
shock video.
 (weefreemen102, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post No shock videos please.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's your 4th Link today
Don't wanna spoil all the fun you're having here. And your links aren't bad at all.

But take it easy there...spread em out a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post shite
next!
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That actually
Scared me :(
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
...still would.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i already have
she was okay, kid was better.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post that's why you should never get married.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Screamers ruin my internet experience!
:'-(
 (Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post aarrrghh!!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello new person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">FAQ</a>. Cheers.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:21, Reply)
This is a link post BLOODY ATTENTION-SEEKERS!!!
Don't reporters have it tough??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
brilliantly ironic.. did he actually steal something from her - or is she just driven to the point of violent crime because of his interference I wonder?
 (I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he just tapped the back of her head & that sent her "postal".

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have given the bastard a kicking too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post violent criiiARRRRGH!
haha! good find :)
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloke looks kind of like David Cross.
Possibly a comedy sketch?
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
absolutely fake... ans piss poor acting to boot
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:01, Reply)
This is a link post Metal Gear Solid 4: Beard growth simulator I made this!
And now for something completely time-lapse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post nooooooooooo waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii
i didn't know it did this?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love tiny Tim.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Damnit i wish my copy did this. Must have been cause i got the normal version.

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that knee high with long boots?

(I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post BBC IN "THINGS GO EXACTLY AS EVERY FUCKER EXPECTED THEM TO" SHOCKER!!!!!!!!
talk about stating the fucking obvious...............what normally happens in Autumn? cunts...........
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
"Moon causes tides, experts reveal today" will be another one
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMAt8ZXqtbc
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:38, Reply)
This is a link post Gabby Young and Other Animals
Sorry for the Myspace, but I saw this band at the weekend (supporting the also excellent Sunday Driver) and I thought they were incredible. It's rare that I find a new band I just can't keep myself from telling people about, but these are one of them, so I'm telling you lot now.

They also did an excellent cover of "Lovecats", which suited me down to the ground.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaah yeah
Saw her a couple of years ago supporting Franky T (new song a couple of posts down).. assume she recovered ok from cancer then?

Edit: yep good, it seems she did from her myspace.. yeah she was pretty good.. seemed quite friendly as well..
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't know...
But she performed with vigor and high energy, which suggests to me she was in good health. I really thought they were excellent, so I wish her, and them, all the best.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:14, Reply)
This is a link post I wonder how many people have ended up here by *ahem* mistake...
...it'd have to be an anticlimax. SFW unless your boss can read your address bar.
 (Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad someone else finds this funny!
I sent it in for the newsletter a couple of weeks ago but it was cruelly ignored.

*sniff*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
Poor tOria

*hugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinda reminds me of V THIS V
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Change+at+Baker+Street
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post Make those squares shrink faster than your cock in cold soup!
Fun little flash game, reminded me of "Qix" (if you're old / cool enough to remember it.)
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yea
*clicks*
Much better soundtrack than Qix, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:26, Reply)
This is a link post Raising Money for Charity I made this!
Hello. This is both a repost and involves a degree of self-promotion, so sorry for that, but basically... This song is out as a download single today. All proceeds go to Breast Cancer Research. And, given that it's a small label with fuck-all marketing budget, it'd be hilarious if we could hit the charts, which is a possibility. If anyone feels minded, it's on iTunes, play.com and the like. Thanks all.
(franktard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great
and gets my full support.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me..
Frank Turner is a B3tan?

Yep will be buying a copy.. cheers for the last two albums (plus all the Million Dead stuff RIP).. all awesome..
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Frank
Saw you at Leeds fest and you managed to make my top 5 bands I saw that weekend. Just bought the single despite already owning it on your album which is something I never do, so feel honoured.

Good luck with the assault on the charts
 (I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:19, Reply)

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