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This is a link post Turntable Animation
Wanted to post this as a reply to last weeks www.glumbert.com/media/phonoscope but because i've only ever lurked and not signed up, i couldn't until now :)

Edit: ha! L plates indeed! Follow this link and it explains the abit more and has a link that works victordavila.com/idoca_blog/?cat=13 or copy/paste the original URL
 (martingee, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /Media/Movies/ZoetropeLoop3.mov on this server."
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post been on here a few times....
but from different URLs


the Disney Zoetrope is great (in real life) a bit unclear on vid tho!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0eAG8768Io
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post Banksy's pet shop
"Worldwide known British street artist, Banksy is in New York now and he’s doing more than just painting graffiti , or hiding. Banksy has just opened a new installation entitled The Village Pet Store and Charcoal Grill. A surreal pet shop complete with animatronic animals and kiddie dolphin ride.It concentrates on the contradictory ways in which people see and use animals as food, pets, exotic beasts, and clothing."

Via: www.soothbrush.com/banksys-pet-shop-in-new-york/
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis a bit old now sir
It's good though. I especially like Tweetypie - bless 'im. *sad face*
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oak Cock?
www.b3ta.com/links/234427

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post segway riding chimp
cool as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post show me some chimps sailing a ship to melee island© and i'll be impressed
can someone remind me what the point in the segway is? i just cant see any reason for them to exist... surely if people are too fat they should walk (and would fall over easily on one) and if people are too weak then they wouldn't be able to control one.
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post i really need to play Monkey island again

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha
although -- he's not really riding it as much as on it until it crashes...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post he pretty much figures it out by the end

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I was impressed

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He sort-of figures it out around 3.40 in.
Although his main method of turning is to get off and turn it around.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
that little hairy bloke should be on the telly.

i want a segway.
 (I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post plonkers
This is where the Evolution of Man starts to dip back down again.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post First the Segway
then the guns.

What then?

I, for one, welcome our new Simian Masters.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I want a segway now.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I want a monkey now!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I was in Shiphol yesterday
and was most amused to see the police on segways.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love
the Japanese. hahahahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post this
puts george bush's "falling off a segway" moment into even more context.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^THIS!!

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:44, Reply)
This is a normal post its like
Animal Magic meets Banzai
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That is the best video, ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
We don't have enough sandwich record attempts.
 (Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK!!! BIG B3TA SANDWICH MAKING /LINKS BASH!!!!!!!
THIS MUST OCCUR!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post too much fatty's on b3ta
It won't make it to the table
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post There was a full page story on page 2 this morning about...
.....a horse that got its head stuck for 10 minutes in a tree, then it got out and was fine. In america.

My cat once got his head trapped in an empty bag of prawns due it's inate greediness. That would have been a much better story, and a solid morality tale.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm honestly flabbergasted

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That was in the Metro yesterday too.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, Reply)
This is a link post Reels you in with cuteness
then kicks you in the crotch with depression
:-(

Still gorgeous animation though
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw
Lovely, but sad
 (Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Why sad? There wasn't any implication that the mother had died or anything.
The credits even referred to her in the present tense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats...
immense!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
I especially like the look of the snack bars, lighted in blue......I want one in my kitchen!
 (Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That tail-cam looks amazing
I don't need any movies, I could just watch that and the little map thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks ace :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I was on a Singapore Airlines A380 last month and it was pretty neat as well.

Damned entertainment system kept crashing though.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a link post Art or Porn? Man dances with big yellow excavator
*Wonders if its the same bloke that got arrested for having sex with his bike.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:59, Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't the guy who was arrested for having sex with his bike
in the privacy of his own closed and locked room? I always thought that was extremely harsh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You wouldn't....
really be having sex with a bike, would you. It's not like the bike can/cannot give consent.

You would be masturbating with a bike, surely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with being a Pedelphile!
Athough he might be a bit of a cyclepath....or he could just be bike-curious!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post How very gay!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a link post 360 Degree view of the burning of the burning man, at the eponymous festival.
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:13, Reply)
This is a normal post look at all the people wearing goggles
lightweights.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:43, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair,
the goggles do nothing
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought they were rose tinted glasses...
bloody hippies.
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Steampunk meets Mad Max
meets an early 90's rave.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Thas lully! Cheers!
This is my fave bit:
Where do you even find that many earth colour wearing vegans these days!?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post that's burning, man.

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post EXTREME FOOTBALLING
I don't really know what's going on here, but it's impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
it would be an interesting experiment to use a small ball like that for normal football.
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Major fwappage at about 1:24.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post A friend showed me this on another site some time ago
It's amazing! They're making a film about it (Or have done by now), it's a big sport over in Malaysia\Thailand\Cambodia - I forget which.

In fact, dvd advertised here. Martial arts meets football
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post this is
Chinlone, the Burmese version of Sepak Takraw. you get points for style etc. me and my mate sometimes play it down the park. we are shit. check out Takraw to see the volleyball style game which is equally as impressive.
 (ewe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a link post errors - pump
shameless plug for a mate's band, made less shameless in the fact that it's inspired.
(iainhasaface is freezing, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:14, Reply)
This is a link post Refer to Barack Obama as WHAT?
Incredibly persuasive American Preacher urges America to refer to Barack Obama as something quite unusual.
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT?
THE?
FUCK?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post TAAARZAAAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post OhhhhhheyeyeyeeeeeooooyeeehooooooAaaaa
Something along those lines.
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post whoaaa momma
that's fucked
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, THAT'S how you win an argument....
Just shout 'TARZAN' at them. No discussion of facts needed, just 'TARZAN!'
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
works for me
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess Dubya is George Of The Jungle then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post so this fuckwit is nominating God for the position of President of the United States of America?
Like most religious nuts it's all a lot of powerfully, forcefully put 'you must', 'do this', 'don't do that' bluster with nary a single shred of justification. Because who needs justification when you're expecting, or more accurately demanding tacit, unquestioning faith and mindless adherence?

What a wonderful human being this man is
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is quite simply
the most annoying thing I have ever seen in my life. This guy has some serious issues and needs to be seriously raped in the face. Preferably by TAAARRRZAAAN!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 5:36, Reply)
This is a normal post do you mean tarzan
or do you mean Barack Obama?
 (gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a complete fuckwit.
/file under religious nutters.blog
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 6:17, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
bring on the remix!
 (I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post There has never been a black Tarzan,
and Tarzan is cool anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post that's plain silly
also, why does he sound like a dalek??
 (I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That is my favourite thing on the internet.
Ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well....
....I wasn't expecting that.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post not only that
but Oprah Winfrey is the antichrist
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post not only is that bonkers
I am also loving the sidebar advert.

www.b3tards.com/u/7517134e0c85e0639209/picture_2.jpg

(too lazy to shrink it, my pooter is too slow today)
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I got about a minute in
and he was still just screaming TAAARZAAAN at me without bothering to say why.

What a silly man.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:06, Reply)
This is a link post I LOLed
does that make me a bad person?
 (thereisnopoons until, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post As Jonathan Ross would say...
Wis??
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a good person
I suggest you run away from B3TA as quickly as possible - it will bend your mind
 (thereisnopoons until, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i laughed too..
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post phew
does that make me a good person?
 (thereisnopoons until, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post silence is golden..but duct tape is silver!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post so did I
we can keep eachother company in hell
I'll bring the barbeque flavored crisps
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:02, Reply)
This is a link post Wikipedia editor apparently "went to france once"
apparently a kid burnt his neck. He didn't like it
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we kill him now pa?
He was definitely orn my laaaand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
My name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it. Then I grew a beard and my daddy said i looked like a bear. now i am a bear though i do not know any others.
 (I helped save b3ta! waffle1 is lurking on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post !
can someone point me in the direction of where that jacob dyer thing started, I don't get it :(
 (Mr Bojangles Of London Town, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 3:56, Reply)
This is a normal post he a cnut!
that's all you need to know!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post a vapid cunt
indeed
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, Reply)
This is a link post Paul McCartney Loses His Head on a Train
erm... yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i think they should burn
it as a sacrifice
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:38, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese democracy album details
ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That averages out
at less than one track a year.

Lazy bastards.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post Ringo being a cunt again

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post old news
but it still makes me feel queezy

the "peace and love" thing is rotten to the core
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
he's a twat and everyone from Liverpool, or anyone who has ever purchased a Beatles album, should be allowed to kick him in the teeth

/scouser blog
 (I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post this!
I would go and buy one just so I could kick him in the teeth!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post peace and love. twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post i just kept thinking of thamas the tank engine
HES RUINED TOMOS THE TANK FOR MEEE
 (tronicsupersonic declaring his love for noggin the nog since 1992, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post well done, you saw the news.
and these itn clips were better when my mate made them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'M WARNING YOU!
with peace and love....
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 5:32, Reply)
This is a link post The Fast Show That's Amazing NSFW
HaHa Was looking for the shitfly sketch and found this. A bit of swearing so NSFW. Maybe GC but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:05, Reply)
This is a link post The real reason for the global economy crash.
No fancy videos, just an article to make you titter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post Howard Dean - Byah - Serious Chipmunk
Old, only 4 seconds long, but still makes me do a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You 'avin a bloody laugh,
oh, its slightly different. I wonder how it would sound with a Wilhelm scream.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha nooooo
I know its as old as the hills, but its Monday I have a bad hangover from two days in Blackpool partying with the Mighty Boosh and this was the only thing that even got a smile out of me today.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey,
it must be bad if this is funnier than the mighty boosh.

fucking name dropper :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This!
plus, everybody knows it's physically impossible to party in Blackpool. It's just way too grim.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never tried to party in Blackpool,
but it has not really crossed my mind to do so.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:00, Reply)
This is a link post HMG wants ur pubes
hilarious typo lols
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ha

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)

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