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diyjoe, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:20,
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Nice work, I like it.
monkey guzzler, lol.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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gc x 10
It still makes me smile every time i see it though:)
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augsav, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:28,
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the best part has always been the bewildered onlooker at the end
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 4:23,
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Soooooo GC
But still awesome. I'm going to paraphrase my last post about this video when I say that the second cat's expression makes it. His little world has just come crashing down!
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:00,
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Hahaha...
^ This.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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i'd never seen that
it's all kinds of awesome.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:03,
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me neither..
..guess I need to stay in more.
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Grindstaff, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:54,
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Ha ha great stuff
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:30,
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Happy Rhodes - Ashes to Ashes
I thought some of you may enjoy this....
I did.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:58,
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I now want to listen
to Kate Bush...
Nice cover but,for me, it's the jagged punchyness of the original that makes it so great.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:41,
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The Slinky Cat
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:12,
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Bindun
twice
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Stupidiot -[insert humour]-, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:54,
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wonderful stuff
i want a slinky cat. *crosses arms*
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drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:01,
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Unfortunate Filename Truncation (case #312)
Just been nozin' around the British Heart Foundation's 'Think Fit' website and found a page conatining links to 2 PDFs with rather ill thought out filenames (second paragraph down).
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Andy Crane Arse Magik, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:05,
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Teehee!
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Cap'n, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:24,
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lol
I pitched for the design of that site, didn't get it though. Kind of happy to see it look dull and uninspiring.
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:41,
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good lord
could they have chosen a less enthusiastic man for their website logo?
mind you, if you'd have won you'd have just put CDC all over it...
that would have been awesome
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:17,
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Hell yeah
Didn't notice him the first time. He seems neither fit nor active. He looks as if he's contemplating suicide.
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Cap'n, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:11,
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genuine office lol
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:35,
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Shit Bio with long flowing manes
I wish I was as beautiful as him
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Beejay Proper old bastard, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:55,
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Sweet Christ
This seems a bit sad.
"FUN FACTS
Rikki Lee Travolta originally read for the role of Robin in the movie Batman and Robin, but was deemed too muscular standing next to the caped crusader.
Rikki Lee Travolta has been named "one of the top interpreters of the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber."
His debut novel My Fractured Life was named a Top Ten Recommended Book by the world's largest bookseller and e-commerce retailer Borders Books and Amazon.com.
DID YOU ALSO KNOW…The book My Fractured Life became so popular Tri-State Today compared holiday gift demand to the craze for Cabbage Patch Kids in 1983, Tickle-Me Elmo in 1996, and Michael Jordan signature shoes throughout the 1980s."
www.amazon.com/Fractured-Life-Rikki-Lee-Travolta/dp/0741412675
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Cap'n, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:09,
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Great innit?
Rikki Lee Travolta was once asked to cover for God because he wanted to go on holiday. Rikki was busy reparing space-time and couldnt do it....he's also more muscly than Batman
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Beejay Proper old bastard, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:12,
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"imagine having your reputation trashed by a couple bored kids with computers."
/Julie Moult blog
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Beejay Proper old bastard, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:43,
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Hmmm
The photos of him apparently posing as 007 make me suspicious of this.
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Cap'n, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:09,
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BUY IT
Rikki Lee Travolta is a proven, reputable, and fiscally reasonable commodity in generating sales, publicity, and public embrace. For interest in attaching Mr. Travolta’s endorsement to your product, service, or event contact:
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:24,
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it got some awesome reviews
"I do not understand the notoriety of this book. My initial impression after 20 pages: here is a truly self-absorbed neurotic. That impression solidified after 100 pages. Repeatedly, the "writer" puts himself down , then self-exults in the same paragraph. He is clueless, but imagines his boring blather is ironic and honest. Schlock. I give this book 1-star because zero stars is not an option."
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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look at the editorial reviews
"Rikki Lee Travolta represents a by-gone era of rebellious icons. He is our decade's James Dean, Elvis, and Brando." -- Chicago News Sun
lol
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:50,
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Wow!
He's so huge and famous and has so many fans that he transcends any mere Wikipedia entry, too.
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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:16,
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Women want him
men want to be like him, gays want to stroke him and even god wants to meet him, what a guy!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:58,
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Ninja Kittens
Australian advert for the Toyota Corolla.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:44,
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that is ace
why, why do i scroll down to see the comments on YouTube
can't there be to different places for comments?
something like 'i have a valid comment' and 'i am a retard'
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:58,
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All cats are ninjas...
surely?
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TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:18,
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FAKE!
i don't believe they're real kittens and anyone who does is a stupid
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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No way is it fake
you can see from the pixels!!1!
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TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:55,
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Ned Flanders Reviews an iPod Case
Ronseal
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:39,
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what a nob.
The case is clean. It's germ proof. It's got a clean interface. clean from germs. It's protected. My neck is also protected. I've got a clean germ proof polo-neck. I am germ proof.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:25,
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seconded
I hate all those cases with opaque screen covers, glad someone designed one you can see through.............COCO SHUNTER!
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Capt Dogstar, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:39,
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howdly doodly!
what a bellend
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:03,
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Erm...
allowing access to controls and sockets is not 'good design', it's more that not allowing access is bloody terrible design. You may as well leave it in the box.
Oh, and it's ugly.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:17,
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but it comes in bumstain brown
very shiek!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:34,
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iPodily....Nanodoodily...
Smart diddleydoodleydesign.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:02,
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Dubbed Neighbours
NSFW
Two year old GC..but it STILL makes me laugh like a loon.
Psycho Karl Kennedy! 'Don't condascend me, I'll BURY YOU OUT THERE!'
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Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:29,
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this is very wel dubbed
posted the other day by The Neville
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9ddWlNQrUNI&NR=1
edit: why can't you edit the subject line of a post, i can spell reely
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:36,
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brilliant
Soupy is fucking hilarious, those Irish *nudge* eh *nudge* sooo funny!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:39,
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i made the mistake of watching it at work
it's like in school when you're not supposed to laugh in class
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:46,
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Royal Mail cat
Choice of moggy ads. Wasn't sure whether to go for the RM kitty or the Toyota ninja kittens, but figured the latter has already been seen loads.
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FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:19,
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Ross Kemp on Gangs
Titter..........
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cheesefan parp, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:27,
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haha
that was funny...although does it mean my sense of humour is immature when the biggest laugh was caused by the RYAN bit at the start? :S
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Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:18,
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I liked the scooter sound
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:36,
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I always see this as...
Ross Kemp meets the worlds biggest wankers.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:28,
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funny as fuck..
too long, but still funny.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:30,
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Naked Scientists Pathology Podcast
I made this!
For this week's show we visited a morgue to take part in a post mortem. A bit gruesome, I know, but if you've ever wondered what happens in an autopsy, take a listen...
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TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:18,
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*click*
and subscribed - thanks!
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:43,
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Yay!
I know it's a bit spammy of me to post the show here, but I've been a b3tard for longer than I've been a Naked Scientist, and I'm proud of what I do. I really hope you enjoy the show, and there's plenty more to listen to if you do.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:20,
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Get your war on
Do you know what a dashiki is?
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:35,
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this was funny
yesterday
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:50,
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To be fair,
its still funny now.
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Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:55,
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Yes
It was.
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Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:18,
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Some sort of special moustache?!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:11,
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These are good.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 3:02,
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Addictive physics game
seems simple - move the green crates...
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:16,
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Grrrr
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Flash_Bastard, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:49,
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^this * 1000
the one with the 4 columns of round crates and the 2 long ones is impossible
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:46,
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Lie the long ones down on the floor to brace the others
then build a pyramid
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:24,
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Place the two long ones flat on the floor in the corners
and then you can build a pyramid with the balls.
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:25,
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aaah!
I getya, I was doing all manor of shit, like removing the 2 closest balls really carefully and then trying to lay one of the bars across the top of the shortened columns, alas it never worked. :(
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:29,
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fuck
that must have taken some time
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:19,
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That was great
until the one with the barrels. That was something of a cunt.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:21,
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cunt / pyramid
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:53,
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that was awesome
though the last level was a bit of a bastard.
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:29,
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Big train at its best
The tragic story of rostrum cameraman Den Davis
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:06,
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THIS is officially the best big train sketch ever
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:32,
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"comedy scetch from Jam "
Excellent though.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 2:44,
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Kid does "Cliffs of Dover" at high school talent show
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:49,
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not bad
not bad at all
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outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:54,
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Oki im off to play GH3....
World Tour hurry up and come out!
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:57,
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More than
a little impressive
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:02,
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wow
that lads got skillz!
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discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:39,
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very good!
seen his version of an andy mckee tune? the kid's got skills to pay the bills
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sJovBdcaY0U
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applehead herp derp, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:01,
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Ah fret wankery
1987 just called and wants its riffs back
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:37,
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Charly is a cunt.
I made this!
Self explanatory really...
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Damien's Hearse, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:40,
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Hahaha!
Wonderfully WTF :D
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Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:46,
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haha fabtastic
newsletter material surely?
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:46,
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Heheh
Good work!
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Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:58,
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Ha ha WHAT?
Sounds a bit like Yahtzee
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:05,
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Now that would be good!
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:16,
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and faster
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:38,
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Hahaha
Utterly wootastic!
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:24,
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fantastic!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:38,
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Ha Ha Ha
*click*
*bonus trivia time*
The original voice of Charly The Cat was done by sadly-missed DJ Kenny Everett.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 21:02,
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Epic Thread....
could be posted 100000 times already but I don't give a shit.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:30,
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i think this is the 3rd time its been posted this week.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:32,
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I was crying laughing when I saw it :)
Which is awful... but.. but... she did pose for those pics :)
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Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:49,
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this wins hands down
forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=243499521&postcount=1847
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mookay immune to icons since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 22:52,
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lmfao
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:43,
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she is super-turbo scary. Think it's the dead eyes
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:53,
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She has scary eyes
And a scary face
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i should have joined myspace, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:47,
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I don't think her eyes are scary
they're just upside-down.
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krang, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:37,
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fat cat has irrational attraction to small box
hope this isn't GC
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sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:29,
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ooh 3rd time :D
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:29,
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And who says men can't have multiple orgasms ;)
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Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:43,
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Arf!
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:44,
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4th?
*resorts to bananas*
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Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:50,
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*sticks a fork in*
"I'm done!"
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:12,
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This was in last weeks WebUser ;)
Proper good fluff link though!
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Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:42,
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haha this cat is nuts!
/click
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:43,
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Don't get me wrong,
I'm a cat person, but i'm fucked if I know what goes through their heads. They always seem to have an air about them that they know something I don't and have a secret, possibly evil plan.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:51,
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elite comando cat
can't you see?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 6:49,
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I think that cat's a surrealist genius
More evidence here:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt_4bFjyYuU
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edhead, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:05,
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i have no money
bit long winded but funny nonetheless
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:14,
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If I had a pound for every time that was posted, I'd have a few quid now.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:19,
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GC
But it's worth posting in case some people didn't see it, because it's great. Yes.
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Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:20,
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look down the page.
And in the newsletter...
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 18:22,
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fucksocks
GC said no
*walks away in shame*
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25,
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