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This is a link post Pale Blue Dot
A new year just around the corner, and I thought we could all do a with a little bit of perspective.

We are utterly insignificant.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You are utterly insignificant
I am important.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Try some viagra
Fnaaar!
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Carl Sagan
a true genius and sadly missed. Mine you, the picture I saw there before clicking was from "Leon"
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post great movie

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post my cock
is still huge.
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice video
I saw a lot of movies I knew and some I didn't know or couldn't place. Somebody on Youtube (MrPioA) posted pretty much all the films shown in this video (6 months ago), here it is:

05:21 Singin' in the Rain (1952)
05:16 In the Mood for Love (Fa yeung nin wa) (2000)
05:11 Feathers in the Wind (Git) (2004)
04:53 The Proposition (2005)
04:49 Lady and the Tramp (1955)
04:44 Rear window (1954)
04:39 Blade Runner (1982)
04:34 Mission to Mars (2002)
04:28 Patton (1970)
04:26 The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
04:21 North by Northwest (1959)
04:18 Superman (1978)
04:15 Brazil (1985)
04:12 Infernal Affairs (Mou gaan dou) (2002)
04:11 Scent of a Woman (1992)
04:10 Rounders (1998)
04:10 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
04:08 The Usual Suspects (1995)
04:06 Dancer in the Dark (2000)
04:05 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (Wo hu cang long) (2000)
03:56 Citizen Kane (1941)
03:52 Mystic River (2003)
03:51 Taxi Driver (1976)
03:32 American History X (1998)
03:30 Gangs of New York (2002)
03:26 Reservoir Dogs (1992)
03:22 Hero (Ying xiong) (2002)
03:15 Braveheart (1995)
03:11 Gladiator (2000)
03:08 Gattaca (1997)
03:04 Vanilla Sky (2001)
03:01 Once Upon a Time in the West (C'era una volta il West) (1968)
02:57 The Professional (Leon) (1994)
02:51 The Dead Zone (1983)
02:48 To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
02:46 The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
02:45 Cinema Paradiso (Nuovo cinema Paradiso) (1988)
02:43 Life Is Beautiful (La Vita e bella) (1997)
02:43 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
02:39 Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
02:36 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
02:35 Yojimbo the Bodyguard (Yojimbo) (1961)
02:33 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
02:32 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1992)
02:30 Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
02:27 The Ten Commandments (1956)
02:23 The Fabulous Destiny of Amelie Poulain (Amélie) (Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain) (2001)
02:21 The Lives of Others (Das Leben der Anderen) (2006)
02:18 The Elephant Man (1980)
02:16 Memento (2000)
02:15 Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005)
02:13 Moulin Rouge! (2001)
02:09 Some Like It Hot (1959)
02:08 The Big Lebowski (1998)
02:06 Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
 (I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 04:10 - Miller's Crossing

(sorry., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a link post Raid Gaza!
A three minute flash game where you get to see if you are as good as Israel at killing Palestinians.
 (I helped save b3ta! AS, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!
have you seen the amount of WORDS up there^^^?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ what he said
innit
 (KnackerDwarf, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
and all i could reall see was "frozen banana is a cunt"
 (I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post When Stand-Up Goes Bad
Collection of YouTube videos featured on Chortle. The first lot are bad comedians and the second lot bad audiences.
 (Scary, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What, no rizzivision??
:p
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post no god?
ooh shocking!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Well.... you was warned

(I helped save b3ta! CPhoenix, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:26, Reply)
This is a link post Nice Table Tennis game.
I know it's nothing particularly special, but this game is really nicely done, very smooth and has kept me coming back for more moreso than many sports games, so I thought I'd share.
I still can't win the tournament!
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's almost impossible with a touchpad :(
I'll steal a mouse from work and have another bash :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Curveball is better!
Someone there, who wants to play?

curveball.michaelk.ch/wordpress/?page_id=3
 (Maik LangweileDich.net, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post this one is better
www.teagames.com/games/tabletennis/play.php
 (I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 7:49, Reply)
This is a link post Harry Potter 'pitch to the publishers' in cartoon form.


This is so sarcastic and well-acted. Wonderful.

....MAGICALLY wonderful.
(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post magic woo!
clickety
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post that is brilliant
Harry Potter in a nutshell

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Magic it's not!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll magic you in a minute!

(I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Brlliant
Where do I know that voice from?
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post love it!
as a lifelong Discworld fan, J K Rowling can get fucked
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post magic fucked

(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post arf!

(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post Something for those who hung out in one of the more interesting bits of Leeds back in the day
Brings it all back. The Hayfield, Strega, the Fforde Green(now a supermarket) etc, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *leeds fives*
that was wonderful
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post used to drink in the ffordgreen.
scared the shit out of me it did! and my local dealer was called redeye, Dennis to his friends haha!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!!
Lived on Buslingthorpe Lane (how Yorkshire is that?) in Chapeltown for a couple of years, brings it all back
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:29, Reply)
This is a link post Taff Wars (Episode 12) NSFW
Star Wars made Welsh
Loads of other episodes and movies (Die Hard and Sex in the City)
NSFW cos of swearing. Sorry if GC.
(skinwah punted Baxter, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post QUALITY BUTT!
whose boots are those shoes?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post whos coat's this jacket.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Play with it tidy now

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking perfect
i'd clicked purely on the text, but the rest didn't disapoint
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Taff Wars is all of the win
Blodwyn/Yoda is sublime.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post great
but it needs the theme done by a colliery band
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post Tribute to Baby P NSFW
In very poor taste but very, very funny.
(Papa Chocolat, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 20:00, Reply)
This is a link post Solve your boring life with SLAPCHOP
"You're gonna love my nuts"
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the idea of making Americans skinny
One slap at a time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He's amazingly annoying. I want to hurt him.
What is a "boring tuna"??? o_O
Wanker!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Must.....buy.........slap........chop.
*zombie shopping mode*
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I know I'm going to slap away every day. God bless that man.
 (Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Mr T.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oJSJc2hTTgs&feature=related
 (Cap'n, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he always such a bad actor?

(Dang, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 5:15, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS GUY
Will die shortly!
 (KnackerDwarf, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop Having a Boring Tuna = Stop Having a Boring Life!
Ahahah! He's like the Kierkegaard of Kitchens, a Culinary Camus! Slapchop!
 (sorry., Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:27, Reply)
This is a link post Today I was looking for a car for a friend and came across this Ford Escort (£1) ...
Best offers exceppted - or whatever
 (davel, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
it's like that advert was transcribed from a drunk 12 year old.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I
was about to say, 'is it as bad as all the dipshits on Gumtree' but someone got there first. Usually saying for sale phone or computer or TV, generally no picture and no other clues as to what the item is from the many decades that certain brands have been available. It makes ebay look like retail professionals hard at work
 (Benzyl, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:26, Reply)
This is a link post Christmas Light Show at my house. I made this!
Here's one we did this year. It's easy to get carried away with this stuff. Hope you're not all too sick of Christmas music.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post dude you have a seriously big house

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post yes,
and it's a bitch to put the lights up.
4000' of wire, 30.000+ lights. 4 computer controllers...
 (I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post how much does a house like that cost over there now?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post it's an old school
we got it about 3 years ago for 100k
 (I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post filthy Yankee Dollar
or Her Majesties finest Pound?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post filthy yankee dollars of course.
after all, this is Nebraska.
 (I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post cor!
where can i sign up for one?!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post aye
bub remember it's only worth 12p now.

hopefully it's not, that would make baby jesus cry


in related news, this year i made almost 10K in overtime, guess who put it all in shares...
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:44, Reply)
This is a link post Cute Piggy Pic
Its good luck in Germany apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post And they taste great!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:58, Reply)
This is a link post xmas is over, but this would make an ideal present for that special person in your life... NSFW
Michael Barrymore says:
"I always give my party guests a good Felch pumping before they go swimming in my pool"
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know of anyone special enough to buy them that
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
Caution: not recommended for use with pig semen

Warning: Not recommended for paedophiles over 75 years of age as Children may choke on large parts
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Rather nasty bank statement frmo Barcleys
to the order of £100bn overdrawn. :/
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post blimey

(I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 11:54, Reply)
This is a link post The catholics have ordered a bunch of them
..
prolly
 (Spng, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs less description.
It's a device, called a Fag Detector 3.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this like gaydar for straight people?
.
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Also called a "Fis Detector"
Which sounds like "Fist Detector" if I try really hard to make it sound like that.
 (Cap'n, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes my gaydar
look a bit inadequate
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 30 Dec 2008, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the funniest things on TV this Christmas!

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I was dissapointed.
I think they've finally jumped the shark.
 (I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:38, Reply)
This is a link post Another DnB Evangelical mashup
Similar to Custard's post below. For me, this has been one of my favourites for years. Just thought if you enjoyed that, you might like this too...
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post the CofE has changed a bit

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it's spelt 'coffee'

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Church oF Fucking English Eggs?
is eggwina curry is spiritual leader?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Collection Of Fictional Fables, Enlisting Evangelicals

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post or more simply,
a bunch of cunts.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post good point, well made

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post Balloono anyone?
Bomberman clone multiplayer action...monkeys with waterbombs instead of men with bombs.
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a link post Guitar Heroics I made this!
A music video for Mississippi Queen on Guitar Hero 3 performed by my mate with wicked special fx and fire and a lady with nice hair.
(dogfood, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post lame
no matter how heavy the effects he's still whacking a plastic plank.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post In other words:
xkcd.com/359/
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
EXACTLY
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post can he play the real guitar?
i can. ergo, i win.
 (Papa Chocolat, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post etc
for what it's worth, he's a pretty good singer for a rock band.

shame people are calling this lame...it's all tongue in cheek.
 (dogfood, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
what a cock
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice,
I wish I had the huevos to call someone's mate a cock. Because your comment was so intelligent anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:17, Reply)
This is a link post Evil Landlady Fail I made this!
Oh, the joy.

After sharing a house for a year with this money-grabbing, misanthropic excuse for a landlady, imagine my sheer pleasure at seeing her turning up on the "Idiot Slot" of the BBC's property programme.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm cringing.
How quickly that smug face disappears into a sour grimace. Oh the lols for you sir!
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post £192,000 for a 1 bed flat! 0_o
well, buy-to-let is partly about gambling and that isn't always the best way to make money.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course that programme was pre-credit crunch
so she's properly pissed off by now.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Still not a bad investment really
Assuming she gets someone to pay the rent and therefore the mortgage, she still has a couple of hundred grand for doing fuck all.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post If she'd put that into a pension
She'd have a hell of a lot more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it was going to go badly when I head
'and why do you think that?'

I feel bad for enjoying that.
Smug buy to let bitch.
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hindsight is a wonderful thing
10% deposit on a prop worth 12.2% less this year probably hurts now, but she's not the only one.
 (IPFreely, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh this feels so good

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that her Aston in the background?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I bet you loved every minute of that :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK LANDLORDS!
Fuck them all to fuck. Why is it that if you own a property that you let out, you warp into some evil, lazy, moneygrabbing cuntwaffle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
I've even tried telling some of my old landlords they could charge more money if they had taken better care of the house, and they just can't be arsed to do the work needed and let the house fall apart. (Literally)
 (cH3$h7846J#7, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 19:15, Reply)

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