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New World Order - Search in Google News
It's pretty much out in the open now, LOL!
Also, the newest article is by insane scumbag Henry Kissinger.
The chance for a new world order
www.iht.com/articles/2009/01/12/opinion/edkissinger.php
Also, here's a good show from Alex Jones with David Icke, (yes, him) and some other excellent guests;
www.prisonplanet.com/the-alex-jones-show-l-i-v-e-jan-8-with-david-icke.html
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:12,
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I vud like to say zis about zat . . .
I'll order a ham on rye . . . hold the mayo . . . they do keep trying though . . .
don't they . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:51,
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I don't see how that new world order bollocks could ever work
to be totally honest. I watched the new Zeitgeist video that went into all that bollocks too, it's great in a fantasy world where everyone gets on, but in reality...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:25,
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Cool.
A new world order / international government seems like an excellent idea.
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Zuowan, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:04,
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Henry Kissinger
How I'm missin' yer..
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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:22,
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but i aint missin' you mr president
bye bye mr nixon, your no longer resident
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 1:15,
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hey your back, and you're not The Goat (allegedly)
when is the big thing happening again? 26th of Jan wasn't it?
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 10:15,
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"M-double-oh-b-s!"
NSFW
James Corden, JLC and the annoying goofy twat singing about moobs from The Sunday Night Project.
NSFW due to moob wrongness.
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R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:53,
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Never trust anyone who refers to them self in the 3rd person.
The answer to the question 'how long is a piece of string' is more than a centimeter, less than eleven miles. Less than a centimeter and it is classed as a piece of yarn, and eleven miles* is the maximum a piece of string can be made without starting a new spool.
*length may have changed since I was first told this ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:07,
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some good ol sarcasm
or general noobishness i cant tell. the last jump is teh LOLZ
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PaulGadd -, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:20,
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You need a montage!
even Rocky had a montaaaage!!!
always fade out at the end of a montage.....
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:48,
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Haha, watched that again yesterday
Looks like he's saying 'kiss me, kiss me'
Smartass motherfucker!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:51,
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I have no idea what you mean unfortunately?
haha
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:58,
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Ow!
hahaha
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:16,
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Types of Heavy Metal Bandnames
Flowchart of types of names heavy metal bands choose.
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:04,
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worth it
for the bottom left corner alone
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exyzed, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:07,
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this!
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applehead herp derp, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:47,
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Nönsënsë!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:54,
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Good stuff :)
a few of them aren't heavy metal though.
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:22,
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yea!
I love Dont fear the reaper and as my flatmate kindly pointed out this year there is a cowbell all the way through. Didnt even notice...
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:22,
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try this
www.bandnamemaker.com/
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:12,
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I typed 'felching' into this and here is my list....
* Feltching Downs
* Luminary Feltching
* Pumping Feltching
* Feltching Waiter And The Drunk Children
* Feltching Government
* Feltching Of The Hetero
* Feltching Of The Imperative Insect
* Luscious Feltching
* Feltching Relationship
* Feltching Chant
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:10,
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Lumpy Cunt and the Pearl
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Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:41,
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I fed it the word 'tumescent'
* Barely Tumescent
* Painful Tumescent Of The Chronic Foot
* Tumescent Sandwich
* Massive Tumescent
* Tumescent Sack
* Tumescent Channel And The Saucy Gonad
* Tumescent Henry
* Tumescent Intuition
* Uprising Tumescent
* Tumescent Armpit
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:21,
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Satan's Awkward Gropings?
They sound great!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:18,
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Personally I would be interested in listening to a little Angel Queef
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:16,
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under "badass misspellings"
"Led Zepellin"
Oh dear.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 3:24,
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Cocoa Dream
NSFW
I made this!
I'm the chump who made the Andrew Sachs song,
this is my latest creation.
NSFW due to adult situations.
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dannylharle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:57,
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haha, that was ace
Just as catchy as the Sachs one!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:02,
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Curses!
Ive been trying to keep off anything sugary for a week now, but now a biscuit seems so much more appealing.
BTW I loled at the pic for "pathetic"
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Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:21,
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I have just polished off a 3kg bag of jelly beans I got for xmas.
Not related, just thought I would share it.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:34,
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i only just
finished the delights of the woolworths pic 'n' mix sale
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PaulGadd -, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:41,
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Thats the one thing I will miss from woolies.
*sobs sugary tears*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:50,
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Did you do a multicoloured transparent poo?
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:35,
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Special Ops Cat
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JamboM, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:30,
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hahah
that is quite cool!
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Halfy By light alone, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:41,
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hahaha
rambo kitty ftw
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:44,
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Spider cat, spider cat...
:D
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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:31,
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:)
clever kitteh
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:14,
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we DO NOT sell dildos
NSFW
they are educational sex aids. NSFW!!
from 7:44 - actual texas debate footage about anal sex.. jeez
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:29,
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unfortunate freeze frame
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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:39,
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ha
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largoembargo ???, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:48,
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hahah!
I didn't notice that
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:15,
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Haha that was really quite good
The ending was excellent.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:06,
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Quite the most bizzare collection of photos I have seen for a LONG time
A few NSFW but on the whole there are some quite interesting pics.
I wonder what the story was behind some of these...after all a simple collection of LOLable pics is fine but the ones that make you go Hmmm are always the best.
What do you lot think?
This is one of my favs: riotclitshave.com/2008.12/2902594869_037a77a83d_o.jpg
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:22,
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they are ace
great find.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:40,
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yes i was going to save this for easter cards !
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:00,
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quite quite amazing ! some real treasures in there
thanks for sharing !
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:57,
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This is great.
Some are a bit grim, but then there's this one:
riotclitshave.com/2008.12/2508004910_063eb88cd1_o.jpg
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Haz, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:06,
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Directory listing is allowed
Here I go spending hours downloading all images to a folder on my desktop I will view only once.
*clicks*
EDIT Current favourite1
riotclitshave.com/2008.12/2472953938_b6a8e4078e_o.jpg
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:06,
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i'll get you
butler!
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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 9:05,
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Great find! Just FYI
this: riotclitshave.com/2009.01/104_03211.jpg exists in Leeds City Centre, possibly this is where this pic was taken tho there may well be other similar water sculptures about.
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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:36,
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My god,
thats the best thing I have ever seen you post.
*clicks*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:51,
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one does try to entertain the masses
...stoned most of the time on here
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:12,
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Wow
Just Wow.
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:01,
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yo dawg, i heard you liked scrolling,
so i put a scrollbar in your scrollbar so you can scroll while you're scrolling!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:26,
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The Bobby McGees: A Dog At All Things
If I was on X factor, I would sing this. Then punch Simon Cowell... HARD!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:09,
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Recorder girl
makes me strangely tingly in my pants-place.
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:32,
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I have always wanted to catch them live,
but they dont seem to want to come to the middle south ish of england.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:55,
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but who does?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:03,
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I have you know,
Ernie Wise used to live near where I am at the moment, but thats about as exciting as it gets. Oh, and me mum played darts with Andy Bell of Erasure fames mum. I went to school with his cousin. She was a miserable bitch.
RAWK!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:22,
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Crack hooir lols
:D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:50,
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Dunno if this is faked or not, but it did make me laff
Friendly neighbourhood fundamentalist in spelling error
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..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:56,
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Especially pomegranate!
I hate that stuff.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:02,
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Hm,
when writing that sign he should've had more concentration.
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:04,
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im guessing it was to get around some incitement to 'religious hatred' law
that or the bloke is a bit thick
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:08,
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*coughs*
newsletter
sorry, I couldn't help myself :)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:21,
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From A Vagina's Point Of View
GlaxoSmithKline is launching a TV campaign in which viewers are treated to the daily life of a woman from the point of view of her vagina to drive sales of its female hygiene brand Lactacyd.
Possibly NSFW as it involves a tampon.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:45,
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Phwoar!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:48,
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hahaha
that is terrible. it is mainly a woman changing her knickers about ten times a day then stuffing a tampon in there. they are trying to be cutting edge and ended up nothing like.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:56,
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no panties
on the dance floor!
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largoembargo ???, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:58,
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hahah yes true
will attach mirrors to shoes to check if this is correct.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:59,
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Also
No panties at the gym. I hope she at least wiped the seat after.
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bobzarkoff, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:22,
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i hope
she didn't
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largoembargo ???, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:26,
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if tampons were nsfw
the work place would be quite messy
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:57,
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if tampons were illegal
it'd be a messy workplace as well
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largoembargo ???, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:59,
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i'm the guy with a good attitude towards menstruation
a great gushing torrent of rusty red blood, a veritable niagra
/kids in the hall
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:00,
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people would be slipping over left right and center
urrrgh
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:09,
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mmmm
bloody brilliant
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:42,
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If VAT were charged on tampons!
oh... wait...
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:52,
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If tampons are outlawed
only outlaws will have tampons
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Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 23:01,
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That's grim.
Like the North.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:57,
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Redneck record breaky goodness
I've been trying to figure out the name of this song and ended up having to sing it to several people until I got put out of my misery.
I YouTubed it and found this little gem.
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:29,
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Kid in the orange shirt
Could almost be from Deliverance
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:33,
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i believe
it's foggy mountain breakdown?
*looked at the link - yay!*
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:17,
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Isn't
That the Arkansas theme tune from The Wacky Races?
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Benzyl, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:26,
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Google images upgrades
Ronseal.
Not funny, just useful.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:19,
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Nicely!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:25,
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pfft
I fail to see how that is going to make browsing for porn any easier. How about nipple count selection??
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:49,
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Are Chelsea Pensioners fans of Ted Hanky's Hard House Intro Music?
I made this!
I'm a big fan of darts. The game is very big in the flatlands of Europe, whose main influence on the game is that the intro music for most of the top flight players is hard house. When the players walk to the oche in Holland, the crowd goes apeshit due to the pumping 130bpm music. Not so much for day tripping chelsea pensioners.
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joey2tits liable for libel, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:01,
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Haha!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:20,
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Ha! tHAT'S GOOD!
*CLICKS*
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:47,
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Ahaa
I was always surprised by his choice of entrance music. I'm sure they'd clap along with John 'Boy' Walton's music, but Hanky's is a bit too much
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magnum, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:39,
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Hanky's is most certainly the most hardcore
Apparently he lives over in Holland, and practices 4 hours a day listening to European hard house at full pelt, that's where he got his taste for it
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joey2tits liable for libel, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:44,
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Melons failiure
It could happen to any of us you know!
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:43,
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he must not have ever tried it before.
I think he just entered it assuming that it wouln't be very hard.
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augsav, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:54,
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What got me
and i apologise for a failblog post but he must have gotten a real bad headache from that - twat
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:59,
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LOLage
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dingodrum Drums 'n that., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:55,
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his parents must be so proud
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jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:07,
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I'm not being racist,
but are you the real Barry Shitpeas?
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:44,
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I'm not being racist but
no. Barry Shitpeas is a fictional character anyway.
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jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:50,
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Thats ok then,
you Paki, not being racist like.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:53,
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hahaha
in a non racist kind of way?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:55,
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;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:56,
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Who are you?
PRINCE HARRY? ;)
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jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:57,
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shut it you nig.
(sorry - it was on tv last night - hadn't seen it in years)
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:58,
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I like Rape!
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:11,
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I like fisting!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:16,
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much as i am tempted by your puckered anus honey
must. resist. temptation....
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:16,
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But Barry Shitpeas
Was on Charlie Brooker the other night, really!
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:14,
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I ve tried tellin him,
your wasting your breath love.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:16,
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Does that mean that Charlie Brooker
stole a b3tard, or is it Mr Brooker in disguise?
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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I dont know,
how can we find out. However, it is not a clever disguise, as we all are in a way. I cant remember if barry shitpeas was in the last series of scree... fuck it...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:31,
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:D
Genuine lols at that comment!
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Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:46,
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Big Brother: Call On Me
The gang were stretched to the limit as they writhed around in lycra and tights in a spoof of Eric Prydz’s saucy Call on Me video.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:31,
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oh dear god!
that's ultra gay

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:36,
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^ha ha!!
What?!
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:49,
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haha
everytime I see that little guy I think of boglins!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:32,
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Have to admit
as much as CBB is shit, this did amuse me.
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moogy boobles, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:49,
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i havent watched CBB once and i love BB ......
Mutya put me off the munting fat twunt
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:58,
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A carnival of the grotesque
in more than one way.
Who was that really annoying one counting the whole way through? Why didn't Ulrika do anything?
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jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:15,
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Ulrika did do something
She stood still while the camera panned up and down her camel toe
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:24,
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This gave me teh fear!!

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UTB, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:28,
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Haha
can you do one of Ulrikas camel toe please? ;)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:38,
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Isn't one of the male housemates got a sister that was in that video?
Was it Ben from that shit boy band???
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:49,
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Big Brother again??
How very shit of you
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applehead herp derp, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:53,
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who says the police are stupid?
er, the police... another sun exclusive
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:20,
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haha
what an embarrassment.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:27,
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Lenticular Cloud Pictures
Cool collection of a type of cloud formation..
Here is my fave:

THATS NO MOON!
And some more just found on reddit
www.darkroastedblend.com/2006/11/lenticular-clouds-gallery.html
these are truly lully!
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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:10,
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I like this muchly!
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:17,
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those are some mental looking clouds
they would be frowned at round these parts, we prefer our normal British clouds.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:24,
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Gorgeous
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:07,
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Jens Lekman - The Opposite Of Halleluja
I love this, and I dont care if you dont. So there.
edit: swedish pop rocks!!!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:46,
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he does a rather lully cover of
'You Can Call Me Al'.
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:07,
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