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This is a link post A man in Y-fronts, hi viz vest and white gloves
dancing in a rubbish tip, singing in German...with his lady friend.

I think that's everything....

Oh, and he's got blacked out teeth too.

PS - embedding failed but that's probably for the best.

PPS - I did A-Level German and still have no idea what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post WHOA
w.t.f

I like it...
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That. Is. Crazy.
Very nearly music but not quite.

And that is a nappy!

*edit* I just watched it again so it's got SOMETHIN!

I'm just scared to figure out what...

*edit* some personal sleuthin tells me it's about schools, different types, beyond that, feck knows
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf????????
you loon!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
I understand the individual words, but fscked if I know what the hell he's on about.

Thank you for that cheap LSD trip. Have a *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post how odd
The Germans can always be trusted for a huge dose of WTF.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post just listen to this
a tiny bit to loudly with a fluent German speaking boss a mere metre away! What the hell was it about and should I be worried for my job?
 (I helped save b3ta! Balloonhead, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post More from this looooony lot
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaTAWVcKFc
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually quite liked that.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a link post God's new chosen ones
he does move in mysterious ways doesn't he
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
"Lisa said: “Some people might look at me and say, ‘You’re going to give birth to a freak’ — but I don’t care because I feel blessed."

Actually, what she said was, "Sum people migh' look a' me an' say, "You're gonna giv birf to a freak but I don' care 'coz I feel blessed?"

But seriously, all the best to her and the family.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post See, now what strikes me is...
This woman, a woman who wishes to be a parent, and I would assume a responsible parent, has spoken in public (presumably to gain sympathy) and said; "Some people say I'm going to give birth to a freak but I don't care as it's a gift from God. (blah blah blah).

Now. I understand that this couple have been trying for a child for some time with varying degrees of success. Doctors have predicted a 20% survival rate for the child and already state that it has a weak heartbeat.

Sounds to me like this fuckwit of a woman is having a child purely for her own gratification and hasn't given any thought to the child's quality of life. If it dies after child birth, this wil be more traumatising for all involved (including the child). If in the unlikely circumstances it survives, the likelyhood of it needing corrective surgery is high. The chance of it surviving said surgery is low. It will die and therefore the suffering wil be EVEN greater for all involved (including the child). If, after all this, it survives - what is it's quality of life likely to be?

Outcome in all situations, child has little to no quality of life (or is alive at all). Parents have Money from selling story to The Scum.

No, it's not a gift from God my love, - it's Gods way of telling you that your genes aren't good enough to contribute to society, so keep it in your pants and let the rest of us look after the procreation.

*LOLarguments!*
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *stands and applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Pretty much this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post *woooo (in a Maury way )

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm trying to bite my tongue (well, not type) but they are too FUCKING UGLY to have children.

Even very ugly single headed monobrowed children would be bad enough, not dual-headed goat of mendes freakchildren.

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

(sorry, will return to lurking now)
 (Wascally Weasel now with 100% fewer jokes., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the rant I would've written
If I'd got here sooner, and was more eloquent and articulate.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I salute you
Why give birth to a child whose entire life experience will be nothing but pain and suffering, if it survives at all?

And if it does survive to grow up, what about the immense emotional trauma of finding out that you were once the kid with two heads?

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Oh yeah, that's right. Religion.

EDIT: cheers for the inspiration, CS! www.thatsfuckingstupid.com/index.php/2009/01/torturers/
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The fear?
Also: The parents are twins.

Edit:
www.wordreplacer.com/cache/g090112170015425934
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post They must be brother and sister!
just look at them!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha someone do a face swap quick!

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post But they both look the same?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post done!
Clickety
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffffft!

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor choice of photo for a story about Siamese twins.
I thought one had had a sex change.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post the parents are scarily similar!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post “...my twins are a gift from God...”
*bites tongue*
*refrains from ranting about religious nutjobs*
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post See above rant...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post oh fuck...
They had to be from Portsmouth.

Actually the kid won't look too out of place here...
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a link post "Doodlebug" - Christopher Nolan's first movie
weird to think he went from here to here in 10 years.
(largoembargo ???, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That's excellent compared to the shite that we did at college.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Check out Following.
Check out Following.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a link post The alphabet, according to my three-year-old cousin I made this!
Now with 10% more cute!
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it really tour cousin,
is it a tory MP?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post What does she shout at the end?
It sounds very non-pc...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Red balls?
.
 (Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post she says 'press pause' as she was in the middle of watching a dvd
what do you think she says?
 (I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post Crazy Japanese music video NSFW
Ronseal :)

(vid is by DJ Ozma, if you're interested)

Maaaaaaaybe NSFW, due to amount of bottoms.
(catbearmouse, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Made me think of this for some reason:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S3kqfo8DlsY
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ THIS
For all future B3ta bashes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright
gorgeous. Still wondering them wastelands?

edit: this ^

super edit: I have now seen batman, so I will get all the quotes now ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Why so serious?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hit me!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I am here to kill the bus driver.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Heya luvvy *slaps big kiss on*
You up for the March Manc bash?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post MWAH!!!
I shall have to convince the missus.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post DO IT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
I got about halfway thru so might have missed something amazing (tho I strongly suspect it just continues in that vein)

Embedding disabled, ratings disabled and comments disabled, someone not quite sure about appearing on this vid maybe?

I'd be embarrassed too with them 'doos.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly record company
It's just Avex being silly as usual :/
 (catbearmouse, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *Snort*
I had to watch that twice.
The second time my 12-year old daughter nearly wet herself laughing.

Deliriously bonkers - *click*
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a link post Deloitte in "not down with the kids" shocker
Land of Leather gone into administration.

Creditors (i.e. those who've put down deposits) asked to e-mail [email protected]

Dark sense of humour, or idiots?
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a link post Best job in the world
(for real)

Edit: BBC News most read now - I feel silly.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The catch is...
While you have internet access, b3ta is blocked.

Fuck it, I say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post AArrgh!
/fucked.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks
I lack teh swimming skills
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Stephen K Amos - 'Harry Is A Racist' Shocker I made this!
Not sure what you think of Stephen K Amos but interviewer Carl Donnelly is tops. If you get a chance to watch him live he's well worth it. if you're bored - there are some funny bits here...
(bobstuffin That's me. In the Gimp Suit, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You made this?

(__, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
I'm the bloke sniggering like a twat off camera
 (bobstuffin That's me. In the Gimp Suit, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Stephen K Amos
I saw him at a Reprieve benefit gig and he was really excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You did! He was!?
I think he is one of the unfunniest people I have ever heard..... not just among comedians..... among ANYBODY.
And he, and most other 'black' comedians, make a living out of being 'black' but wait.... don't EVER point out their colour to them..... 'cause then you'll be RACIST!!

Chris rock almost gets away with it.... but not quite
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I suppose opinions are like arseholes
Most of his material then wasn't about racism/being black, but I think his stuff on prejudice is good too.
Who are your favourite comedians then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't have a favourite
but Mitch Hedberg comes close
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Guess
you're not an Amos fan then. I think he's grand and he came across as a top bloke.
 (bobstuffin That's me. In the Gimp Suit, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post when did you ever point out their colour to
'them'?
 (Newton Crosby, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Um
I agree, he's not terribly funny.
However, as I see a rant against all 'black' (loving the quotation marks there, part of te whole "I'm not being racist but" movement. I hope. And doubt) coming, please go out and rent Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy's old stuff. Or go see Reginald D. Hunter. He's very funny.

Adam Bloom is a total cunt. That just needs to be said.
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa guys.... I can listen to Pryor or early Murphy all day....
I also really like Bruce Bruce and Lavell Crawford.... they are black and have 'black' acts..... it's not being black that is the problem..... it is the fact that he is not in the least bit funny AND plays on his blackness but moans about racism.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I love stephen k amos...
...but I see this guy's point about all the material being about 'being black'. I always bitch about the 'heres one defining thing about me' type of comedian.

If you are black, don't make it the sole basis for your material. If you are asian, talk about other things than your race. If you're fat, shut up about it (Jo Brand bores me for this reason), if you are a woman- try talking about something other than periods and babies.

I think it makes for lazy writing. Fine, talk about your own experiences, but everyone has common grounds that they can understand. I'm sure a fat, or female, or black comedian can talk about things that we ALL identify with.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Who I really hate is bloody 'ginger' comics. They just go on and on about prejudice this, racism that. Bloody gingers.
 (bobstuffin That's me. In the Gimp Suit, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah!
Send the buggers back to gingerland!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hah, bleeding from your cunt
men just don't understand, do they?

Am I right, am I right, women?
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Frankie Boyle makes plenty of references to Scotland
And plenty of stand ups on tv make reference to Londonesque things.

The references that SKA makes are still valid, we're just not used to having the thrown in our face the days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't
believe it took me so long to realise he was gay.
Love him in snuffbox.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen K Amos is ace

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post And has a 12cm penis!
*I would provide a link that explains that reference but I dare say I could spend all day lookin for it so if ya know ya know if you don't ya don't*
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 12cm or 12 inches ?
I'm guessing 12cm would explain why he chose to make people laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post A short animation...
about octopus love.
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This is
wicked looking, yeah.
 (bobstuffin That's me. In the Gimp Suit, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post yay! nice
this gets clicketed.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post a very charming story about comeuppance
silly little fucker got all he deserved - & i love the response by the family.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
and not at all suspicious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
Karma in action right there!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a link post Impersonator. Been seen wads of times on 'Tube... but not by me... and perhaps not by you
I guess 'Merkins know him better than us, but hope that if you haven't seen him before you enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post im a noob
whats merkin?
I guessed something to do with flamers/GC brigade/links nazis, am i right?
 (PaulGadd -, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post aMERic(K)a(I)N

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a link post Inspired by The Log,
Let's go on a rock-song-odd-cover-crusade!!

Sorry about the vid, but if you haven't heard this guy, you'll love it!

It's been seen 167345 times on 'tub' but what the hell.

*edit* It's buggered, I'll find another....

*edit2* Sorted...
(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to be dread zeppelin then
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3CO7FPU7a2g
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post good effort

(dingodrum Drums 'n that., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a link post I guarantee you'll be jiggling your bum cheeks in five seconds
It's a dull grey manky day so have a nice lump of Senor Coconut's cover of Smoke on the Water.
Makes you want to get your maracas out and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *Jiggles*
Yo loggy, how goes it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm good
second week back at work from hols so not as frantic as I was last week.
How's things with you?
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm well, ta :)
Find any gems on that link I sent you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post kindly carry out your personal chat using gaz

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking about you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post that must have been quite disgusting for you

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really
So, not bothered with the clan?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hey, is it still going?
whats it all about
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than the original.
(but then I never liked the original)
Edit: the audience are a little nonplussed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post awful just awful - sorry not my cup of tea at all ;)

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a link post Dedicated Follower of Fascism I made this!
Oh, that Harry - he's such a wag.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely, sir :D

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
I shall be humming that all all day now.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!
Ultra-click!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Cracking
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post they had some woman on the BBC breakfast show this morning
from 'The Lady' defending him - well worth looking on Iplayer.

I would say that having Philip as a grandfather makes this no surprise but if Harry is Charles' biological child I'll eat my own arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to have to go with the unpopular side on this one and defend him as well
I call my friends all sorts of non-pc names, and they do the same to me.

I'd imagine with squaddies the situation is very similar.
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what nicknames they have for him
Is the whole vid released? If not you can't really judge context from a short clip.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post whilst this is completely true (family member used to be in the forces)
you just don't do it on camera. When your gran is the queen. And when everyone is waiting for you to say something like this.
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post true
just saying he's not a racist.

Doesn't mean he's not an idiot :D
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Top stuff sir !
Only a matter of time before the Daily Heil et al picks this up.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Parodies FTW
Jolly witty stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Deadly
nicely done indeed
 (bobstuffin That's me. In the Gimp Suit, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on.

(Recover rarble, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post 25 Years of Mac: Product Timeline
For those that are half interested...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the LCII, eh?

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post it doesn't mention the wheel book!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post no LC 475 Either.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post aaw...
my pathetic little mac mini doesnt even get a mention.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 0:06, Reply)
This is a link post Man told he is too fat to adopt ...
Fair enough, as both seem quite portly and would I dare say, lead the child into bad eating habits.
What makes the clip in the link is right at the end and reminds me of a Tubbs Tattsyrup quote from many a year ago and the guy evens up the blame to his wife.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post lets assume for a minute
that he is able to get his wife pregnant. Then what? Would child services take the baby away? Would they fuck...
 (UTB, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post good point

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps he did...
...and they ate it.
 (catsfather, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Just watched the vid.
Chuckled for the wrong reasons, because the volume goes up to 11.

Interesting stuff though, but allegedly the act of practising for children is good for weight loss, are they lying when they say they can't have them? Have they not really tried?
 (Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a link post An Interview With The Dalek
Altered Vistas seem to have made a few of these little gems
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Daleks for Jesus!
 (Cap'n, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeezus!
Imagine having to share a house with that twunt? :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb ! :D
"And I was soon cast in the school nativity play"
"So how did that go?"
"Not well"

Top find sir !
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
excellent.

Ker-lick
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *wants a pink Dalek*

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvelous!
Clever idea to have everything animate except teh head, making for easy speech syncing with the flashing 'ears' (yeh, they're officially called ears, I always saw them as secondary eyes mesen tho)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a link post Kraftwurst - We Are Pork Products I made this!


Florian Schneider has left Kraftwerk! This is awful news. The man is a hero, and Kraftwerk are the best thing ever. In mourning for his passing, we have made this tribute using sausages. I present for your enjoyment Frankfurt-based 4-piece Kraftwurst, with their eporkal tribute "We Are Pork Products"
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Ich liebe dich
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Danke!
ist gut ja?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Echt toll, Herr Pferd Auflösung

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post thankyou
that's a good name innit, Herr Pferd Auflösung
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I know this is going to be great
but it's not working here so *bookmark*
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post really?
it's working here - what happens for you?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Taking an eternity to buffer but it might be my NHS interpipes
At least it's not Flash 10 which I'm not allowed/able to upgrade for.

Edit: At least I can download the mp3 - Woo! Nicely :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Fantastic! I have this irresistible urge to wave sausages around
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Wave them!
wave them hard!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!
BTW - the rathergood communist cat t-shirt I gave my friend for Christmas was massively appreciated. Hurrah again!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrahs indeed!
and also wheeeeeeeee!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yaysers!

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post sausagey glee!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The police
should have all their tasers replaced with yaysers. Happy criminals would soon be not criminals.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a great idea
a zapper that makes you permanently gleefully happy. there would be no need for crime then.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Wunderbar!
Love it. Top stuff as always.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers!
rah!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful :)
Ich leibe dein Pork Products.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks chappy
they liebe you right back
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post *Blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fantastic! Make a full length version!
I'm gutted they've split up though :( b3ta.com/board/9071553
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post weeeeeeee
and also boooooooooooooooooo (for the beakup)
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a sausage fest!
Funny stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Sausagey glee for me for me!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post pahahaa
Wurst puns ever. But oh so good!
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post *chortle*
wurst puns.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post utterly win

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post thankyou kindly sir!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post Quite possibly... NSFW
the greatest song ever recorded.

Vaginatron - Mash Up

I think one of you talented people could do a very nice vid for this.

NSFW due to the language and complete randomness
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a link post Windproof Senz Umbrellas
Hardly groundbreaking news (if you read as many blogs as I do) but the Zenz unbrella is tested at various wind speeds on a Japanese Show.

The funny bit is when it's tested against a huge extractor pipe (not quite a wind tunnel) at speeds of 130 kmph (80mph) approx 44 seconds in.

It's wet and windy outside hence the umbrella link.
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I might buy one of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post £44 for the original Senz brolly, or
From Amazon snipurl.com/9uv7q
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 12:46, Reply)

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