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This is a link post Zombie Zombie - Driving This Road Until Death Sets You Free
Oh man, I just watched John Carpenter's The Thing on Blu-Ray last night.

BRUTAL.

Anyway, here's a badass stop-motion music video featuring GI Joes. Higher Quality versions here
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen this before.
It is still absolutely incredible.
 (Cap'n, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:37, Reply)
This is a link post Letter from the internet Vol.1 NSFW
someone linked to one of these on board a while ago, they are made by the people at somethingawful. basically they are monologues gathered from the internet.

NSFW - for sweariness
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a link post Crumbs! I meant to post this one. So much better....
Soz Boz.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post .
Owwwwwwwwwww
 (samwisethesick, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post is this the youngest b3tan?
'insert peodophile jokes here'

welcome tho!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft.
I'm waiting for the YouTube remix.
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post done!!
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=zlV6Lelo1nY
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He's been doing it since he was 10
listening to that he must be 10 and one day
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Seppos!
Does he realise he is white? Get the kid a mirror or keep him away from Whacko Jacko!
 (AusMark, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:20, Reply)
This is a normal post As I said down there
OWWWwwwwww Bee Ba Tissss BABA BAaa BAA WWaakk Wikki owwww BAaaaBAAAA

Peace
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He's got the basic idea...
when it comes to some of the patterns...but....

wa-kippa-wap-diwap-ka ? Someone tell him your not supposed to talk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post Girl who can queef on demand. NSFW
RONSEAL.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Porn and pop-ups = no clicky

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish she was my bird

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow thats a really fucked up site
(pretends he hasnt been there many times before)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post your not wrong
the guy shitting out a basketball video was!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post DO NOT WANT!

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:27, Reply)
This is a link post Awesome kid beatboxer
Saw your fight of the beatboxers, but none of them beat this amazin' kid. He's the chilli's willy. B-Ball Kid Signing out man, PEACE.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post BA KE BAA Be BAAA Kissh Tikki BA Ke Baaa

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post Giant Spider in Liverpool - the Movie
Really cool in that Oh dearGodWhatisTHAT?IT'S MOVING! RUN!!!! Sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Dats fookin' boss Laaaaaaa...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh!
Did you just say dat was boss??
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a link post TABLE FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ruptured spleen much?

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ow my pancreas

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
The other outcome of this idea is hardly going to be much better really.

This person will one day drive a car, perhaps be someone's boss and maybe even have kids. Be afraid.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing this is America
so there is even a risk of this person one day posessing a firearm.
 (Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Judging by the antlers on the wall i'm going to say you're right.
What was he thinking??
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He was thinking
"I'm gonna buy a gun in Walmart and kill everyone who laughed at me just now"
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one think he seems like a level headed fellow
and a swell guy to boot

*hides*
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You really think
this person is going to reach that stage?

I'm thinking there's an equal chance of a Darwin award instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Epic fail :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post there ought to be a category on youtube called 'they got what they deserved'.
this is at least the third table crashlanding video i've seen there and i have not been looking for them.

i did enjoy seeing it, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I would watch this channel
It's funny, because they're stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post AHA! I can just imagine him sayin' afterwards:
"I just don't understand, it always collapses when they do it on the telly!"

:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Whaaaaaaaaaaaacko !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
what fucking idiot. no sympathy for him.
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:40, Reply)
This is a link post Oktapodi - Gobelins 2007
A story of Cephalopodian love.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
I watched this movie when I was doing my animation course. It was a lesson about anticipation, and streching & squishing.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I really liked that
good ending as well...
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's very pretty.
I like the bold colours and the Architecture.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I love this. Fact of the day. This is nominated for an oscar this year :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
I just got a copy yesterday after sending you that message.
Oh and do check out some more of Jan Svankmajer's stuff, Alice was really heavy going and entirely too long, check out some of his earlier stuff, a lot of it is quite playful.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem
b3ta.com/links/227973

Although I am pretty sure that I was wrong when I said it was a student film

Awesome nonetheless
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah,
I think the guy who made it did do it as his final thesis piece....
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Epic skillzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Just goes to prove how good this is.
I consider it a tribute to the guy's talent that this should turn up here twice in five months without me having seen it here the first time round.
Congrats Julien Bocabeille!
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:26, Reply)
This is a link post American Beauty 2 - Revenge of the bag I made this!
Made this one many moons ago, dunno why i ain't posted it before!
(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Nicely done! Shame you didn't get any comments earlier.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i know
i feel so left out :'(

NM, thanks for the comment!
 (Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post how very sexist
dont like it
but i should try and sneak it into my girlfriends inbox
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Just make sure she doesn't see the
"How To Be The Perfect Boyfriend" vid below ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Sneak something into your girlfriends inbox
*sniggers*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post As a female b3tard (*notice the spelling*)
I can honestly say.... due to your anti cat agenda I'm not going to bother watching this

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post mictogirl thought that was ace
i'm still not getting any tonight though...
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Surprisingly unsexist.

The other video reminded me to buy some deodorant some time. I sort of forgot for the last three years.
 (Cap'n, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not actually that sexist at all
It just basically says:

Boys are rubbish and stupid. Don't worry about it too much.

Also "don't put out if you're not in the mood" - Surely this is very obvious advice?!?
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a link post Robert Popper - Do Humans Come From Bears?
Another great phone call to the God Channel featuring Robin and Robin's mum. Doesn't seem to be glassy.
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft!
I quite enjoyed that.

Personally I think we evolved from Manbearpig.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't even joke about that, man.
I'm super serial.
 (I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I recognised the voice
It's Robin Cooper. You can hear more of his calls here: www.robincooper.co.uk/audio.php
 (bobming, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post robin cooper being his pseudonym for the timewasters letters/phonecalls etc

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He's been
doing a few calls this week, roped Mr Lucas in on it too. This one I particularly liked.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post Brazilian short animation movie
About the Curupira, a spirit of amazonian folklore that protects the jungle from hunters. Funny, scarry, and beautifully done.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Bookmarked for later viewing :)
You may like this I posted earlier....

b3ta.com/links/9_by_Shane_Acker
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That´s most excellent

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wow, I really enjoyed that.

You have to stick with it as it's not a 25 second youtube lol.

It brought back memories of my childhood.

Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:12, Reply)
This is a link post Consortium of pubgoing, loose and forward women
Apart from accurately describing most b3tan females, it's actually an important campaign fighting bullying of indian women by fundamentalists.

" To counter a disturbing trend of right-wing Hindu thugs beating up women going to pubs or wearing clothes they don't approve of, Bangalore-based Alternative Law Forum (ALF) has launched a satirical campaign to support India's "Pubgoing Loose and Forward Women".

The Pink Chaddi Campaign asks women to send pink chaddis (underwear) to the ALF to forward to one of the bullying organisations, the Shri Ram Sene, which has threatened to attack couples found celebrating Valentine's Day."
 (I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post There are telpehone numbers and addresses of viable targets there
How interesting
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe what they're trying to say is
"Kiss my chaddis!"
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Chaddi Collection Points?
Sounds like a genius plan by pervs to get there hands on loads of womens knickers.

I for one will be staking out these collection points.

(puts on mack, warms up hands)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a link post Keith Floyd
on Balamory?
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ!
That was terrifying :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this.
Stuff of nightmares!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What the
shuddering fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been there. Or at least the place it's set, Tobermory on the Isle of Mull.
Three of those lovely buildings on the front are pubs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I would never ever ever ever go into a pub
that was painted bright pink!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post One was blue, and the one right on the end had been redone as black.
The white one is a co-op.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Poof!

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This needs some sort of remix.
First person to find a hip hop track which fits perfectly over the top of it wins the internet.
 (Cap'n, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post keith floyd
is the only tv chef I actually like
 (the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post UNINTENTIONAL ERECTION

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf?? is that one half of The Krankies?
or Floyd's wife?
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Smell it...
lick it, like it
 (jones, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is better:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=peSDD9yzwEI

P.S. Miss Hooly: would!
 (I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post what in gods name
are those foul-looking brown balls they're frying?
 (Bort Marley, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAARRRRGGHH!!!
I will actually be seeing that face leering at me in my nightmares later
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post noooooooo!!!!
pass the mind bleach!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a link post Javascript vector graphics library.
Shiny.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post This
I like
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I demand asteroids!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post !!!
:¬O
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post this looks bloody awesome
love the polar clock but was expecting penguins
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is a link post A Koala Bear taking a bath...
Really great photo sequence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Been on here a couple of times,
but still rather cute :)

The last one though, looks a bit nasty to me....
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly GC checker said no...

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nay problem,
it is prolly because so many different places have hosted it themselves :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It still is a dirty bastard (look at the water)
and it's dead eyes still scare the bejesus out of me
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a link post Hotel Manager lives up to his name
Contender for funny name corner?

www.sofitel.com/gb/hotel-2789-hotel-baltimore-paris/index.shtml

Only funny if you know quite how posh Sofitel hotels are....
 (prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 16:10, Reply)

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