Boabie - the slowest milkman in the west
I made this!
An old school comedy song about the 72 year old milkman done for selling cannabis from his milk van. Background story
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:57,
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Ooh look discount vouchers!
You know how you sometimes get those printable discount vouchers on here, like the 40% off at Threshers one- well here is a whole site of them! Food and books and chocolate and clothes and clutches and MOT's and stuff. Enjoy
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:13,
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Why do they never have discounts for White Lightning?
That's discrimination! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:19,
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Yes I can.
I mean, yes they can ;)
EDIT: By the way, did you watch The Mysterious Geographical Explorations of Jasper Morello in the end?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:25,
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Certainly did.
Loved it! I want to see the others now :)
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Monty Propps, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:34,
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thanks very much
I shall be using my office printer to print them all out soon.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:24,
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Indeed
I've not bothered buying my own printer.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:31,
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PRINT VOUCHER NOW FOR 25% OFF PRINTER
PRINT PARADOX :(
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:43,
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Have some lovely pics to decorate your desktop
Flickr group featuring the best shots of dead stuff in the road.
Strange but charming.
personal fav: www.flickr.com/photos/bartsfotos/3244449731/in/pool-deadanimals
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The tongue lifts that picture out of mediocrity.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 9:04,
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Ric Flair knocked out by a communist bear
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkRKN8nXGvA
Pretty Ronseal really.
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Ha ha ha!
GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF THE NATURE BOY YOUR DAMN DIRTY BEAR!
It was rather amusing watching that having seen The Wrestler....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:42,
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Ric Flair is in The Wrestler?
This I gotta see.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:46,
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No, he wasn't.
But he sounds and acts exactly the same as Mickey Rourke in it :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:51,
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Don't worry.
It is a brilliant film! You should definitely watch it! Also, In Bruges if you've not yet seen that!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 9:14,
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Yup seen that.
If we are talking films, you should watch Let The Right One In. And Son of Rambow. And Garage (Irish film)
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 9:27,
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I shall check them out.
Download and watch The 18 Year Old Virgin. It is absolutely brilliant!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 9:32,
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Film Suggestion
Jacking this thread!
The Fall, stupidly brilliant.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:28,
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What I don't understand is.......................WHY??
I like to cycle every now & again, but the last thing on my mind while I'm doing it is IRONING.
It doesn't seem to bother New Yorker ROSS MERNYK though.
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Might be a contender to this site
www.extremeironing.com/
Check out the 'Galleries'
more here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_ironing
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Darklord, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:30,
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Junior Senior - Move Your Feet
Happy low res goodness and glass phallus says go!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:44,
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Great.
I'll be humming this all day long now!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 7:24,
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I haven't heard this in ages :D
WOO!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:23,
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whatever happened to them?
I think they did a second album. Saw them at Glastonbury one year and the fat one shook my hand.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:49,
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I bloody love this video.
The song's good too.
Thanks.
:D
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 9:51,
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is this done
by the flipflopflying guy?
EDIT/ silly me, I didn't wait for the end of the video. shynola.co.uk is pretty grim though. Seems one of them died. :(
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thiswasmyclone, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:02,
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was my inspiration for
this willwillwritehiswill.deviantart.com/art/brushyourteethandfeelunited-109129659
one of my fave music videos.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 0:09,
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NO KIDS FOR YOU!!!!
You know when you just know when something must have really, really hurt?
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:35,
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That was pretty amazing it made me both moist and hard at the same time.
This really needs to have a link of its own
My mates mum looks like Jimmy Page, but not in a good way. Shame she cant play like him though.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:56,
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Darwin wins!
Show this to Christians as absolute proof of "Natural Selection"!
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Skateboards should be ridden by sitting on them and going down a hill fast
Standing up on a skateboard is for kids.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 9:29,
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hahaha
Im telling the star, what you just said!!
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 9:45,
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New on the streets of Orlando ...
Here's a machine can be found on the streets of Orlando. For those who did not speak English, explaining, "Prayer" is translated from angiyskogo means "prayer", "prayer", "please". In other words, this unit is designed to read the prayers of God
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If these booths are all facing 'Mecca'
I think this would be cool, but sadly I can't imagine they would be, in
Btw, I know it say's it's in Orlando, but those photo's are not Orlando.
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Darklord, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:19,
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Thats just very very sad
Although I did read in the comments that it is an art piece. I really hope so.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38,
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It's an art installation.
By a bloke called Dylan Mortimer. More photos of it here.
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Lord Gnome, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 7:00,
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He's an artists, therefore pinch of salt
I like his jewellery:
www.dylanmortimer.com/hiphop.html
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as there is a love of odd, fatty food here
as the name implies
gc says no fucking way dude
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Gee - wonder where these ideas came from
Mind you the deep-fried Mars bar is either Scottish or Australian, not too sure myself - just in case someone is questioning the Aussie possibility, let me remind/inform you of Rod Quantock on a little show called "Australia You're Standing in it" - 1983 where his final segment was a "Cooking with Mars bars" segment, which ran from Blended Mars bars to the aforementioned Deep-Fried concoction.
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A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.
mmmmmmmmm tasty
this website makes me feel hungry (even though it really shouldn't, as some of that stuff is disgusting)
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Surely no-one could eat this.
I mean, seriously. I'm a fatty, but BLOODY HELL!
16.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jork8da9mdDFXfLo1_500.jpg
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 12:09,
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David after dentist vs Christian Bale
sorry to post 2 in a row but this made me laugh
gc says rim me you big hunk
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May well say that but...
also it says
"was posted yesterday"
Still ace though
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:25,
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survey says
that 100% of all people surveyed have seen this already
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There is a child sitting on the shores of Lake Malawi.
Who doesn't know what the Interwebs is, has never seen a computer, is aware that a monitor is a lizard, and thinks that a silicon chip is a cross between a fried potato and an ice cream.
He has seen this video. (and quite liked it actually)
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 6:07,
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it also says
this was in the latest newsletter
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 11:18,
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he has the world's largest testicles
big wheel kid's bike backflip
gc says woteva biatch
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it says at the start
third attempt, which probably makes it even ballsier if he screwed it up twice before and still got back on
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:55,
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Bird Vs Jet Engine
isn't it amazing how something so big and powerful can be so delicate?
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"They actually have a "chicken gun" they use to fire the chickens into the engines for these tests."
I can't tell if that's terrible or fucking brilliant.
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like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2OS2pwrZTI&feature=related
all i can say is YUMMY!!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:35,
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what about this one...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WffKfxxBGNU&feature=related
Fake??
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 9:54,
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seems to be
I have seen a video of an unlucky (military) ground controller get sucked into the air intake of a military aircraft though; he survived, but only because the intakes on military jets are rarely big enough to ingest a human being wearing bulky clothes and a helmet etc.
Here it is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_wticWfA4Q
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custard, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:18,
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It's fucking brilliant
unless they're alive, in which case it's only awesome
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:29,
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I really want to go on plane now.
This makes me feel all confident inside.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:33,
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This isn't a bird strike test
It is a "blade out" test where they have to demonstrate that a broken fan blade will not cause the fuselage/passengers to be damaged/injured by shrapnel.
The engine housing/cowling has to able to contain the explosion/debris. The fan blade which they break/shatter (with explosives, via remote control obviously) is the orange & purple one.
Aero engines can ingest some birds without suffering from structural failure (although the engine might stall/lose power), but not entire flocks of them (especially big birds like geese).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcALjMJbAvU
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custard, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:04,
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How in God's name do you know that??
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:26,
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It's
Almost like he has access to some sort of giant searchable source of technical knowledge from his home PC, but enough of that unbelievable science-fiction crap.
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How bizarre.
Can I get one of these?
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 6:04,
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Why thank you.
That worked really well :)
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:26,
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I found that very interesting
I take it your an engineer of sorts then?
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:17,
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I wish
I just remember seeing one of these destructive tests on a documentary about the A380; it's not the sort of thing you easily forget (explosions and fireworks etc.)
Found it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j973645y5AA
(they use kevlar or some other kind of uber cloth to contain the shrapnel)
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custard, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:25,
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So, for clarification then,
was that test succesful?
Seems like an awful lot of smoke / fire / vibration going on in there. Although it's not total catastrophic failure...
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:20,
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I don't know
There was a lot of smoke and fire though; I've seen other tests where that doesn't happen (although the engine is not completely enclosed here. They are just testing the part of the cowling that needs to contain a failure of the front fan; shrapnel coming out of the back of the engine isn't a problem).
The vibration issue is solved by connecting the engine to the wing using pins that are designed to break if the engine vibrates too much (i.e. enough to damage the wing).
They can design for some vibration, but only so much because every blade off event will be unique/not entirely predictable.
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custard, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:34,
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Jan Švankmajer - Historia Naturae 1967
An eight-part animated portrait of various species, accompanied by different styles of music - the various parts are: Aquatilia (foxtrot), Hexapoda (bolero), Pisces (blues), Reptilia (tarantella), Aves (tango), Mammalia (minuet), Simiae (polka) and Homo (waltz). Each animation mixes drawings, pictures, real animals and animated skeletons.
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How Not to Fail at Life (Quit Bitching about the Bitches Edition)
NSFW
No idea if this was ripped off from a B3TA person, but it sure fits in with the style. Only NSFW because of sweary words and crude illustrations.
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tubaman, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:45,
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Wherever it came from
I just discovered it is now kinda viral - sorry if you have seen it before (but that is how it goes on teh net sometimes.)
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tubaman, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:56,
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Bleh.
Spending lots of money on a gift for your partner will just creep them out. Or that's what I tell myself, anyway.
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I...
LOVE THIS
period.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:11,
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Hopefully next month's will be even better for you.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:35,
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I know it's 4chan
but this is so full of awesome win it's untrue.
Hate to say it, but brilliant.
*clicky*
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:46,
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as much as most of us loathe 4chan
on occasion its users do come out with some useful gubbins.
such as this nice little self help guide... or a bomb in a football stadium.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:45, Reply)
That is fucking awesome.
It really made me re-evaluate my life. I know I sound like some hippy twunt but it's fucking true! Well, apart from the big fuck-off gift bit, anyway. Nice.
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You can't spell AWESOME without ME!!!!!
Tag says it all! Poster says it all! I'm putting this shit all round the office! Kudos to the authors or authorettes of this masterwork piece of Fridge Art! (That's a compliment, btw...)
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This is actually a fishing lure
NSFW
but my god it looks like a dildo!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:32,
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I was thinking of using
one of my ladytoys and putting a saltwater treble hook on - nobody will know the difference!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:40,
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As long as you were sure
to take 'em off after!
Then again, I know a lass who's into suspension and all sort of skin penetration and things... though somehow I don't think quite up there; so, as I said before (and as mentioned below), IT HAS HOOKS!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:00, Reply)
It's a fishing lure
hence why it has hooks.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:04,
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Considering both the shape and hooks
I wonder what was going through the mind of the person who made it? Probably quite an interesting person to talk to... given you're wearing mediaeval armour.
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Perhaps I could just add to that comment...
HOOKS damn it.
IT HAS HOOKS.
What kind of dildo have you been playing with Mr.
Hooks, hooks, it's got hooks. The hooks generally attached to dildos tend to number quite low. Around the zero mark really. This object has a number greater than zero.
A number of hooks exceeding that value (the value of zero hooks) tends to make it stand out as something considered non-dildo like.
Did you read Peter Pan and think, oh that villain has a very erotic appendage on this arm. Definitely appropriate for inserting into a bodily orifice that!
Otherwise, yep. Totally like a dildo.
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giraffen, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:54,
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And that kids,
is why fishing is wrong!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:38,
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Blimeh,
You've not been around for a while.
/stalker blog
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:14,
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Future shorts........... Errrrr short
Great little vid from the future shorts guys..........
Monsterously large view count but I'm gonna risk the GC wrath......... :-)
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:17,
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that was ace!
reminds me of a game i used to have on megadrive, cant think of the name though.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:20,
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Cannon Fodder?
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:26,
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Ah yeah, Gotta be that one!
I loved that game!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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oooh get this game!!
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001P5HX0Y/ref=s9_subs_c5_s1_p63_t1?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=0YJ1MNBGFDW7BJH3T71R&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=463374953&pf_rd_i=468294
this looks very woo!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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I've heard that the emulation isn't spot on
It certainly wasn't in the Xbox Live Arcade Sonic ports.
Yes, I'm a Sega geek.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:29,
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probably
but i just hope it looks decent on a big telly. i was playing banjo kazooie on the n64 the other day and the frame rate :O and the picture quality was terrible. the n64 was not made for 32" hd screens.
but any way, it has alex kid and streets of rage, thus i am happy.
/retro console geek
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:51,
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but no trophies
tho i could download the psp version.
but thats illegal and i would burn in hull if i was caught
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:31,
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Check this out!
Fire dazed Koala drinking from a bottle!
:)
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:59,
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Awwww
Koalas are the new horses. Best of all the animals.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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What do you think hes been eating?
(gets coat)
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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There's a cost to cuteness?
But just think of all those cute fluff kitten pics we've posted over the years. Think of the people who'd died as a result.
Right. We have a duty to masturbate more. Kill some of those kittens and redress the balance
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giraffen, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:31,
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