Who says lawyers are boring?
Indian law firm lawyer profiles.
It is the personal interests sections that are so...interesting...
For example:
"He has an interest in sports and Indian movies. Besides he can argue for hours on subjects such as Human Psychology and World politics."
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
That's actually quite funny
"From our experience we have observed that she has the capability of enthralling a large audience for hours together" -VANDANA VADEHRA
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:36,
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hah
for some reason I just knew who that was by looking at the picture :)
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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:09,
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Man spends 30 years creating huge model of Herods Temple.
This guy is seriously obsessive.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:16, Reply)
That is a bit impressive, woo him
would have been a shame if he had slipped over in the second picture
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:22,
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"I'd seen one or two examples of it in Biblical exhibitions, but I thought they were rubbish and I knew I could do better"
A man after my own heart, but with a bit of follow-through.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:25,
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from the first picture i thought it was lifesize
a "testament" to his work i guess...
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:27, Reply)
wow
that's some dedication
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:29,
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Dude should work for Aardman with such patience
The pensioner has hand-baked and painted every clay brick and tile and even sculpted 4,000 tiny human figures to populate the courtyards
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:34, Reply)
Impressive
I like the photos of him standing in the model, it makes him look like a biblical giant
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:44, Reply)
That's awesome
Best bit's how he's baked the individual bricks. I love crazy people.
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:21,
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Great work,
but am I the only one who thinks it doesn't quite look like 30 years of effort?
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:20,
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Credit Crisis explained
I'll be honest, I've not really been able to see the effects of the credit crisis (except my pounds arent worth as much in Spain now), but this video really helped to explain a lot.
Basically, people got greedy.
Nicely done vid, thought I would share.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)
Ace
Really good find. I understand it alot more than I thought I did now.
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:30,
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^clicks
I like his mellow, rounded tones as he's explaining the impending financial apocalypse.
I firmly believe that if everyone had to justify their life choices (e.g., I'm going to make money by selling mortgages to people who can't really afford them) to a panel of elderly ladies, situations like this could be avoided.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:22,
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oooh,
I like your ideas and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Also - a woo for the portrayal of the 'Sub Prime Family'
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:24, Reply)
I was offered a 110% mortage at one point
utter cunts, thankfully I knew better than to do something stupid like that. Mortgage lenders just didn't give a fuck.
Good vid! *clicks*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:23,
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yes, the mortgage lenders really are cunts
such a shame they are all fucked now
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)
What's a shame
is they are all fucked with our money at the end of the day
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:51,
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But at least they had a good time though eh?
bless their little silk socks (from Harrods)
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:49,
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Wow! This vid has restored my faith in the power of the internet
I'm serious, great vid!
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:20,
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ace
I work in finance (only an Admin, and my company is not a bank) and this is the most cogent explanation of what's happened that I've seen. Thanks.
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cackers, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 9:05,
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might try and use this for business class tomorrow (despite being in uk)
thanks newsletter!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 10:20, Reply)
Nice vid
Epilogue: Governments buy bombs to "save the economy". Sell government bonds to cover the bills. Future generations end up paying for the consumerist excesses of the past two decades. But future generations don't have a vote so the system works.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:17, Reply)
Awesome video
Thanks for the link.
One thing it needs to mention is that the higher risk loans continued to be rated AAA and sold on as such, due to the certifiers in the US basically not giving a fuck as they were all making too much money. Credit streams' risks were understated and that's when it all blew up.
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fross Read your email on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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As I understand it
The loans were rated by people who didn't understand them, because anyone who did understand them was off making money off them in a much better job than rating loans.
Also the vid missed out the correlation thing, and that formula that they were using. But otherwise awesome.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:33, Reply)
Download an album and get these great bonuses (This really isn't an advert or spam or that)
A friend of mine linked me to this yesterday. The ex-drummer from NIN is offering a hell of a lot of cool bonuses if you download and buy stuff.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:44,
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That is pretty strange
"if you
If I had $75k I wouldn't want to give it to him that's for sure! For that sort of money I'd be snorting coke off of hookers breasts for a good month or so.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:34,
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10 most ridiculous Black Metal videos
Grunting and gurning from people, who, as far as I can tell, are serious.
Get a job, hippies!
Warning: may contain very pants music.
Also, gc sagt ja, but I've sure as hell never seen anything like this before (and I come from Suffolk!)
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:01,
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possibly
I can't really remember. Emperor made the list twice, but the heavy gothic font didn't really help legibility.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:32,
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Surely should be retitled "10 lowest budget black metal videos"
they're all the same, just some blokes hanging around in a forest taking themselves too seriously.
Have some goths with a sense of humour
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:38, Reply)
Anyone who takes black metal seriously is a fool.
It is a shame the blok out of Arckanum looks like a dick, though, as Fran Marder is amazing stuff.
And Immortal are taking the piss, they're pretty funny. For black metallers.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:10,
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Things are not quite what they seem (only slightly NSFW)
NSFW
Pictures emerge from the paper and for a brief moment in time, might seem a bit rude to those above the age of 18
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 7:50,
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Reminds me of...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGuPpYYXIUo
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 8:46,
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This should be dug out the next time someone shouts 'think of the children!'
because they think they saw or heard something 'adult' in a kids program, so frickin what, all my youth I had no idea why my Dad liked to watch Wonder Woman and Buck Rogers with me, now as an adult it's a bit more obvious, but kids just don't see things that way.
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..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:43,
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I think like that too
Being overly cautious around children just lets them know something is amiss.
When you do join the dots up later in life it makes everyone seem a bit more human.
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:44,
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GUNS N' MOSES
I made this!
and here is an epic eotmc audio tribute we did for Chuck "cold dead hands" Heston
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 7:09, Reply)
Bagpuss in Dub
I made this!
Following on from last night here is EOTMC's tribute to Oliver Postgate.
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please excuse the repeated blurb
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After seven years of doing a monthly show in Glasgow featuring tributes, parodies, bits n bobs of fun with electronics we've decided to call it a day.
So Saturday 28th Feb will be our last "end of the month club"
To mark the fact I've actually got round to posting some things we've done on line.
Should you be in Glasgow do pop along it's gonna be free in and there are party bags with Cd's n DVD's n that in it too.
Bar gooon..
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 7:06, Reply)
Now that I loved :D
Had a very Avalanches quality :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:28,
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I very much liked that.
All the sixes clickety *click*
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:06,
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That's ace ....
...great dreamy quality to it - much like the series itself.
Is there an mp3 available?
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jonbontempi, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:39,
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Inflatable Church!
When i get married i'm gonna
wed my inflatable wife in a
inflatable church!
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 6:40, Reply)
I get the feeling you'd either be let down or blown away :)
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:53,
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Photorealism
I just don't know if I can believe this is a painting. I don't know enough about photoshopery or art to know if this is possible. Im confused, can someone who knows these things please explain?
Edit: Actually this guys site is pretty cool, especially the spinny cube thing on his front page. www.drublair.com/
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 5:29,
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It seems so worthless in today's day and age of photoshop. Pretty much anyone with a bit of talent can take a real picture, then overlay some faint imperfections to make it look like a painting. I wish he took video.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 5:55, Reply)
...
It looks like he made the outline stuff
then showed the work in reverse to
make it look that way!
just my opinion! :|
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 6:44, Reply)
Yeah same here
I don't believe that's real, just a good hoax.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:24,
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i'm suspicious
looks just like a photo to me, why on earth spend hours and hors to paint something to look like a photo? just take a photo!!
the lack of any texture on the paper vexes me.
i am sure the guy will see comments like this as praise for his "art", but i cannot see any merit in it.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:52, Reply)
dunno but
The guy on the far right of the pic towards the bottom looks like Silent Bob.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:11, Reply)
It's extremely hard to tell
which is the point really - also, he uses an airbrush to blend colours and achieve an even, flat surface. Seeing as airbrush techniques (or these days, airbrush effects) are used to touch up photographs, we're used to reading that as a norma way for a photograph to look.
I'm an artist. I have no idea if he painted this himself (there are enormous leaps in the transitional pictures of him painting it, but then it may all look messy until he gets to certain points, beyond which it looks real) but in any case...ugh. Groo...
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:15,
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A guy called Chuck Close was doing this kinda thing
back in the 60's/70's on a much much larger scale.
He's an amazing artist and also an amazing man, if you ever get the chance to see a documentary called 'Chuck Close, Close Up' I highly reccomend watching it.
Chuck wiki
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:22, Reply)
Totally a photograph
Also such a painting could not be acheived in the said timescales.
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Flash_Bastard, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:57,
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no, this is real
these guys are actually quite famous in the air brushing industry.
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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:39,
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More mad goats
and if you liked that...
you'll LOVE this
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 3:35,
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Doo doo kaka buh buh
PEEE PEEE!!
Yep, I loved this. (and that)
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 5:14,
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Two noble Boy Scouts and their project to help women
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a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 3:28,
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Lure women with the promise of carpet
Damn, i've got to start taking notes here.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 5:19,
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what?
I call shenannigans!! spoof.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:35,
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I'm pretty sure I saw this on The Onion
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nameleft has bought a new telescope, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:46,
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AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" (on the 'Bagpipes')
Performed by Guard piper Cpl. Adam Wilson, who could be slightly drunk, as it's the 2007 Ceremonial Guard Scotch Tasting...
And here's the original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w
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Darklord, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:40,
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99 things you should have experience on the Internet
Unless you're a Loser or Old or Something...
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Darklord, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:37,
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It's a bit late,
but I shall definitely go through all of those tomorrow :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:43,
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Needs more gratuitous filth
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:50,
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Woot!
We Like The Moon and Dramatic Chipmunk made this random person's arbitrary list. No Badger Badger Badger though...
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Why 'Charlie bit me'?
I have never, NEVER got why that is so popular
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:17,
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Depends which version you watched
This one is by far the best:
www.videosift.com/video/FunnyDisturbing-Spoof-of-Charlie-Bit-Me
:D
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Darklord, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:29,
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Hah!
That's MUCH better :D
I saw a link of that 'strange singing kid/midget' doing a recreation of it with his sister, not great but still better than the original
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 0:36,
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Now...
I saw that BEFORE the original and still found it hilatrious
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 8:43,
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hahahahaha!
How could i have not seen this spoof?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:38,
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Missed
2 girls 1 cup
Goatse
Tubgirl
Has this person ever been on the internet for real?
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:41,
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Cant imagine why those aren't on the list
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a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 3:32,
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this list will....
fuel TV producers for years. A certain news channel ran the 'Charlie bit me' vid a couple of days ago. Wow, good one guys. "Next up, the dancing hamster that's sweeping the nation!"
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:39,
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Fool
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamster
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hamster
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18,
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Before you get all pedantystyle
The actual toy had "Hampster" in the title, as in "Hampton and the Dancing Hampsters." Yeah, it was incorrect, but that's the way it is. Plus I didn't even research that, it's information I'm remembering from about six years ago so yeah, I'm a loser.
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No 2 girls one cup?
There were about 15 I hadn't seen before...
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..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:38,
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I just found this.
I don't know about you lot, but I have already ordered mine :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:43,
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Please also note:
www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/5344129/Star-Wars-R2-D2-Pepper-Mill/Product.html
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:47,
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I wonder if it's made by these people
www.hillarynutcracker.com/
I'm thinking of making a 'Jade Goody' shuttlecock!
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Darklord, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:49,
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Ha ha ha!
They are awesome :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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Weird reviews...
"This little baby tickled me pink and can only be described as a non stop frolic. A real class act!! I approached the nutcracker with slight unease but found its fluent hinge movement pleasing and strangely warming."
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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if thats his idea of "a real class act"
he has serious problems
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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got that at christmas :D
i havent used it yet tho, legs dont look strong enough for my nuts
/grabs coat
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:32,
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Stacking game,
I just thought id make a level thats a bit assholeish.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:31, Reply)
Clever Girl
I made this!
Imagine if Brian May made a musical version of Jurassic Park... here is Mr Hammond's opening number... "Welcome to Jurassic Perk"
last of the mini spate of "end of the end of the month club" links
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:29, Reply)
Not many people know
that DR Brian May has a PhD in Astrophysics or something, and is now the chancellor of my old Uni
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:04, Reply)
I got my dad one of his books for his birthday
Secretly it was for me
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And thanks to him
we got Star Fleet in the UK
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 8:47,
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hahaha I like
it's amazing how Jurassic Park is 15 years old and it still has the most real looking CGI and animatronics(?) ever.
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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