Sit and stay another day
I made this!
and this is another bit of nonsense from "end of the month club" this time in tribute to Wellard Jackson
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:42, Reply)
Be Seeing You
I made this!
After seven years of doing a monthly show in Glasgow featuring tributes, parodies, bits n bobs of fun with electronics we've decided to call it a day.
So Saturday 28th Feb will be our last "end of the month club"
To mark the fact I've actually got round to posting some things we've done on line.
Should you be in Glasgow do pop along it's gonna be free in and there are party bags with Cd's n DVD's n that in it too.
Bar gooon..
any way here's a track we did for Patrick McGoohan last month
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:39, Reply)
It's Donkey Time!
A delightful romantic novel, suitable for all the family as they huddle around the fire on a cold winter's night.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:36, Reply)
Blimey!..that's very...modern
You might want to warn people it's (A) very wordy and (B) essentially bestiality porn...
"Flattening her nimble tongue, she laved at his cock-knob and slurped at his flowing piss-hole." and not very well written bestiality porn at that ;)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:41,
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Er...
"Belinda was delighted that she had made her brother bring her to this dusky border down, and Juanita knew that these were not just run-of-the-mill tourists.
She might even bring them home to meet her mother and father, she thought.
And, of course, her goat…"
There's not a lot to be added.
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Bats, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:05,
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B3ta book of the dead
I made this!
A while ago i started to work on the B3ta book of the dead - i'm interested in starting it again - if anyone wants to contribute just e-mail me a large / clean head shot (if the photo is too small i wont be able to do anything with it)
cheers
[email protected]
Rev
edit - sorry i messed my address up - its right now...
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:53,
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ahoy!
didi you ever get anywhere with the pic i sent you?
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:11,
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i'll have a look at the pics i've got
i thought i did you (So to speak :D )
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:11,
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You never did mine :(
Are you suggesting that I would not make a good zombie?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:08,
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haha
i will have a look and see the pic :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:12,
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Forrest Gump in one minute, in one take
I made this!
that's what this is.
Worth watching in HD if it's not already playing in HD.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:52, Reply)
Well I like this
It's both nice and clever.
*click*
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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:11,
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thats ace.
I got no legs!!!
hehehe
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:31,
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This is
fucking excellent.. deserves more replies..
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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:58,
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disagreed
...no..wait...I mean agreed.
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:16,
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I have never seen Forrest Gump
but this made me lol
"I got no legs!!!"
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 8:52,
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University of York
Woo! I studied in that psychology department behind you!
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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:10,
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that's just wonderful
:-D
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:48,
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Yay
Also, life's like a box of chocolates - you always know what you're going to get courtesy of the helpful inlay.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:02, Reply)
And then Jennny daaaayd...
And holds up a little piece of cardboard with "R.I.P" on it...
...can't see me...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:50,
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I love the bit when the baby gets hurled out of shot
terrible film; this is much better
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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:00,
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i really enjoyed the original film
which is unusual, as that kind of heartwarming comedy-drama is normally what I despise.
Nonetheless, well summarised!
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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:02,
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I think this is bloody
marvellous! Well done on a cracking performance, that was so good that it made me weep a bit, from my face and below the waist
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:18, Reply)
Circle Takes The Square - In The Nervous Light Of Sunday
Bit quiet in /links tonight, I'll just drop this here with accompanying lyrics....
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Whispers invoke the artists of this tragically seemless, ill fated tapestry,
blistered fingers are tending their loom.
She collects the strands to braid into life.
Logging the weft of an ageless, woven infinity, countless raw fibers are clawing the frame.
A woman's work is never done, but the final stitch has got to come,
and so three witches contend to slice the very last thread
(that you curse, curse constantly)
But nothing's immortal, and comfort is not guaranteed-
a yearling who bears our sincere passions is chosen, frozen and quivering,
like a thread in the wake of a blade.
So we compromise, so we sacrifice.
Compromise nothing, but that which secures a comfortable life, risk as the indication of a healing sacrifice.
Destroy the altar whose boundaries tides will never exceed, ignite the pyres underneath a sedated mythology.
Five decades his lifetime, and his life's work is just fading scratches in stone.
She tends the numerals, counting fingers, counting her toes.
Keeping track of the time racing, years wasting
(dance to the sound of his weight bearing back breaking)
infinite ages the length of this quilt's making.
And we dance, we dance in the stronghold...
That you curse, curse constantly, of the needle's sheen.
Do you feel this thin strand resting in a pinch?
That's the thread that you curse, curse constantly.
An eternal patch on a quilt that hangs from a wall in a throw frought with our decay...
From six states away, five years of guilt postmarked four days before my escape.
All I ever asked was for a clean break.
In the first nervous light of the day,
collecting the novels whose scribes sought to keep me contained.
My dad's favorite novel on top of the pile, in the self concious first light shake the memory of his smile, igniting these volumes, igniting these volumes I'm warmed by the flames.
Alter the deafening earthen tones...
In the nervous light, I dance in the nervous light and I'm warmed by the flames.
Dance to the sound of his weight bearing back fucking breaking.
Alter the pitch of his weight bearing back breaking, dictate the pitch of his weight bearing back breaking,
Alter the tone of your weight bearing back breaking, we can mend all the seams that were torn during our backs slowly breaking.
In the nervous light...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:24, Reply)
why
are you looking for a house in Stockton?
Try Kexgill www.kexgill.com/property_search.aspx
if you ask nicely, they'll help you find housemates
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:35,
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cheers
This is Stockton, USA and looks as if it is for students? I'm not a student
I'm looking for a house in Stockton, UK.
Thanks anyway :)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:42, Reply)
my bad
england is on there, i just saw dollars and never read the page.. :/
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:43, Reply)
Yeah,
Stockton-on-Tees, UK.
I was there for four years until last year.
There's some surprisingly nice houses up there.
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:57,
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Nice
Yup, that's properly good. Any other songs by them you'd recommend?
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Dave McF wrote some words on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:48,
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Crowquill
is bloody awesome, as is Same Shade as Concrete.
As The Roots Undo is definitely an album you won't regret buying/downloading - there really isn't a single bad track on it, it's all experimental and progressive and the lyrics in all their tracks are fantastic..
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:01, Reply)
YES!
Amazing song, amazing album, amazing band. Non-Objective Portrait of Karma is one of those songs that just hypes me up beyond belief.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:18,
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U2 - Get On Your Boots - Ultra High Quality Version
I made this!
Wait for the end for a previously unreleased solo from Bono! :D
And apologies for lack of production skills!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:36,
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I can see my production skills
have left you without words.
My work here is done.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:03,
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That's the best thing
they've done since Leeeemoooooooooon!
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:22,
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hahaha
yes!
did you see that program about them on tv the other night?
one of the tossers said they were the modern equivalent of the rolling stones or led zeppelin
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:24,
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south aprk did a documentary on Bono
turns out he is literally i giant shit
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:27, Reply)
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAAH
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:31,
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haha
a documentary! lol!!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:38,
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haha yeah
but I couldn't watch the whole thing, it just made me swear too much :)
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:35,
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Americans...
The all new 'Back Up' Gun Rack!
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:56,
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I have one of those on the side of my office chair...
Just incase
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Darklord, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:03,
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do you propel yourself around the office with blasts
from your 12 bore?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:04,
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oh jesus christ on a bike
those damn yankies and their guns!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:44,
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Look at the small print at the end:
"Not intended for use in homes with children or mentally impaired individuals." Won't be much of a market in America then :D
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:48, Reply)
This could revolutionise hunting.
Lazy Americans can hunt Turkeys and buffalo from the comfort of their bed!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:59, Reply)
I don't own a gun
But it would be handy to store my "airport size" toblerone should I get peckish in the night. Nothing worse than scrabbling around, trying to sheer off a peek in the dark.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:38, Reply)
Hahar; "burglarized"...
...that's not even a word.
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rollthetroll el presidente, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:20,
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And this is how you're meant to dance to it....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNcC0dl8H_c
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Darklord, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:01,
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Inner dance
outer dance - don't get the two mixed up.
(Never try and dance what your tiny brain thinks might be an artistic interpretation of music - 100%FACT)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:34, Reply)
I just flail like a lunatic
but because I'm rather flexible I flail like a wooshy lunatic, and people think it's some sort of really intricate dance, until they watch it for longer than 2 seconds and realise I'm just flailing like a lunatic.
98% Fact, 2% Alocohol induced fuzziness.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:40, Reply)
Dancing in space
I once thought I was so good at dancing when at a club. Everyone was giving me space to throw some cool moves. Infact (100% again) people were avoiding the pissed up bloke about to fall over.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:06, Reply)
haaaaa
see teh running machine in teh background! RAAAWF!
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:26,
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YES YES YES YES!!!
got this off discodust couple of days ago, its easily the best remix skreams done.
apart fro mwhen he releases the township funk remix.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:10, Reply)
I think Skream sucks as a producer (as much as Benga). But his dj-sets are quite good (especially the ones with Benga).
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:41, Reply)
I keep giving dubstep a go....
...but it doesn't do owt new for me.
On paper I should love it - I like dub, trip hop, dnb (passionately) but sorry I just don't "get" it.
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jonbontempi, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 22:51,
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free download of this tune is available on the nme website
media.nme.com.edgesuite.net/audio/2009/jan/in-for-the-kill-skream-remix.mp3
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souljah, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:39,
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Some fine French Pop
This has just been recommended to me. It is pretty dire, but it is his dream...and why not...
The singer/songwriter has got guts and dance moves to match. I made it to the end of the song after three tries.
Warning: Contains forrin language, shocking dance moves and various cliches.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:32, Reply)
My God!
Mind you the only good music to come out of France is.......erm...........erm.........give me a minute.........erm............erm........
nope can't think.............erm........Je Le Taxi by Johnny Depp's ladyfriend.
Actually there is some good French hip hop out there.
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girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:42,
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Etienne Charry!
Very good indeed.
I especially like "36 Erreurs" LP.
Oh, and he was in a band with Michel Gondry too.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:24,
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The world's best swiss army knife
A swiss army knife
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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:06,
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i'm currently looking at this website
on one of those
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rollthetroll el presidente, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:23,
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Tinfoil-hatted Nibiru conspiracy bloke being batshit insane
This bloke posts some wonderully mad videos about Freemasonry and aliens and Satan and all that, but really comes into his own when answering criticisms...
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59,
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A convincing argument on why same sex marriage should be banned.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:29,
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is it just me
or does the screenshot look like someone rubbing an orange on a large brown bell end?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:34, Reply)
I thought it
was someone getting ready to goatse.
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:40,
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haha!
What the fuck?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:43,
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hahahha
*click*
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:02,
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Wll I take away from that is that he's wearing the coolest poncho
Oh yeah, and gay marriage is wrong.
Yet full of Vitamin C
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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:26,
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I thought it was
about marriage?
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Bobod Perpetually following through, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:37,
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Glowing tributes to the late Wendy Richard
"I did not work with Wendy" - June Whitfield
"She seemed like a really feisty woman" - Maureen Lipman.
Brilliant work. Perhaps they could have asked people that knew her?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)
I love the Chris Parker one...
"Uh? Wendy who? What? She's poorly? She's dead? So who's dead?"
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:00,
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"Looking at her in Are You Being Served..and then in Eastenders...there has never been a better advert for not smoking 80 fags a day for 30 years." - Me.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
June Whitfield may be losing her marbles
since she worked with her in Carry on Girls
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:14,
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Adam Woodyatt
has evidently been there too long & thinks Eastenders is real:
"Pauline Fowler was a legend, she was the matriarch that held the show together. If anybody had a problem, they'd go and see Pauline... Who's Wendy?"
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)
Wendy Richards; Paedophile?
MOLLIE SUGDEN, ACTRESS IN ARE YOU BEING SERVED?
How can I express my grief on hearing the loss of Wendy. She has been part of my life for so long, she was almost like one of the family.
There were many happy memories. Although she had no children of her own, she instinctively knew about little boys and my two "idolised" her.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:54, Reply)
Henry: The Movie
I made this!
Portrait of a Rambling Man
I made this, in the sense that I put it together. In truth, you all made this!
If you want a credit for your pic, gaz me and I think the new whizzbang youtube features will let me add them to the vid
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:47,
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Genius.
And many thanks for the credit, guv :D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:54,
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Haha you loon
Wish I hadn't got rid of mine now.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:44,
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you are an absolute star sir
*click
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=49539979075
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:51,
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Very good
I never knew much about Henry... but that explained a lot.
Thank you.
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Flash_Bastard, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:48,
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"Big Man Japan" - Trailer
Looks good, in that B3ta way. (out in May)
Embedding disabled, so click on the Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozRYgw6Nlpk
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Darklord, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:25,
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that looks rather mental!
In slightly related news, reading the description box, why the hell is foreign considered a genre? belleville Rendez Vous is not in English, and neither is Mal Education, for example. but they are completely different styles of film.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:28,
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Maybe it's a kind of pre-warning
to dyslexic people, that it may contain subtitles.
I don't, I expect I'm talking out of my rear ;-)
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Darklord, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:34,
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Silly Redsushi
everyone knows foreign films consist entirely of people in berets going "hawheehawheehaw" and playing chess with the grim reaper.
Also American films are never foreign films, no matter what country you live in.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:52, Reply)
Top film!
Starts rather slowly, but is a really good parody of tokusatsu shows, and the last part is completely mental!
It was supposed to be out on DVD in the UK last October, but I got sick of waiting, cancelled my pre-order and got the Australian version instead.
I may show this at my monthly Japanese film and music night in Manchester in April (see profile for details).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:19,
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Hmmm?
Do we really need yet ANOTHER film where a giant fat japanese man with big hair fights some sort of mutated chicken creature with an eye on a stalk?
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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 20:34,
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St. Custards!
'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'
Ahh! Happy days!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:21,
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Nice find!
I've been through the public school system, and I genuinely believe that N.Molesworth Esq had dealing with it spot on.
I left there 14 years ago and couldn't get out fast enough. I hated every minute of it, especially the "School Spirit" environment. It churned out a load of bankers (literally) and other despicable types. Having checked them out on Friends Reunited and Facebook, I'm glad to say I haven't seen any of them since I left.
However, it has left me highly articulate and well-educated. And an alcoholic.
/rant over- phew!
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:32,
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^
What he said.
St Custards could have been written about my prep school. Nice link!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
Home Office plans to force CCTV on shops and pubs
It's ok though, it's to stop underage drinkers.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:12,
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CCTV in pubs?
Of course it's not to discourage underage drinking or violence...
It's to beam telepsychic rays into our brains, rendering us mute and susceptible to state oppression.
Like Zebra crossings. Are they there to stop you getting run over? Are they buggery. They're giant barcodes...and when we walk across them our DNA is scanned and our thoughts are transmitted to the Illuminati base on the moon.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:34, Reply)
Arf!
Now that's some nice sarcasm.
Poor old Dekkowhatsis has really pissed on his chips, even if he posts a halfway possible link everybody assumes that it's swivel-eyed lunacy.
Reminds me of the fable of the boy who cried Lizard Overlord.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:40, Reply)
Ha!
I do always give him the benefit of the doubt myself, and read what he posts. It all is just too much of a stretch for me to buy into it....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:44,
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See, this is where people go wrong.
Lizard overlords and sucklike. They are Hyper-intelligent Velociraptors.
Technically avian.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)
XKCD will be on this in a flash
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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 21:49,
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I knew there was a reason why
so many zebra crossings have been popping up around my area!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:45,
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I thought a majority of Pubs/clubs/Shops already had CCTV anyways
I would have thought it's mandatory, for insurance purposes...
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Darklord, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:38,
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cctv in pubs is a good idea
I'd like to review the footage on a sunday afternoon to see who didn't get their round in on the saturday
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)
Killing BOOB trailer
Trailer of the short movie 'BOOB'. :D gotta love it.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:41,
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