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This is a link post Crazy Bendy Bus
If i was sat on this i would have to change me pants!
(redflame36, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks fun,
but needs more accordion noise
 (Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Or Benny Hill

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
jesus christ. needs accordian dubbing

tubedubber.com/#G283c3DAC3c:8GztjLaofpE:0:100:0:0:true
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ this
gives it certain French feel, it seems
 (Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post It's a research project, honest I made this!
I'm going to win the metro Sudoku prize every day from now on. I'm very pleased with this - apparently all those years doing a PhD weren't a complete waste. Please be kind.

Also - is there an award for the longest lurk time?
(Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
and nice lurkage!
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 years
In all that time I've never had anything to post...

I should get out more.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post damnit you beat me by 3 months.

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 6 years
By all accounts you have been getting out too much. Stay and join the /links fun. Just bought the app from iTunes. It's bloody clever as are you Sir *tips hat*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
You realise this will take my sales up to the giddy heights of 35 units!

If I get too many I have to take someone out to an expensive restaurant... so far I've been able to get away with promising to upgrade from McDs to Burger King.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is not an upgrade.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll see your lurk time
and raise you by a few months :3
 (I helped save b3ta! Arnon Has anyone lurked more than me?, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post How'd I do?
That is amazing. Any plans to release it on the AppStore or Jailbroken? I'll use it to irritate my Sudoku-obsessed mum.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 7 years lurking
I take my hat off to you.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's on the app store
I'll use the takings to buy myself a pint... Of very cheap lager.

I've just seen that I'm in the newsletter! Holy crapola!
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This is useless without links!
Whereabouts on the AppStore? Some of my hard-earned spendies want to wing their way you-wards!
 (purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
I had no idea people would be so keen!

It's here: App Store
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the link
Stick me down for a unit. I am uber-impressed.
 (purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
For some reason lots of Italians seem to be buying it at the moment. Weird.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok dude.....
...I been lurkin on b3ta for about 6yrs, when I finally got up the courage to post, (a)I'd forgotten my password and, (b) Didn't want to admit to said lurkage. Therefore peeps think I\ve been here for about 2yrs, when I'm old skool - oh yeah baybee!
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *wow*

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post You've just won it

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Super
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW
That's pretty fucking cool. Is it available to download from iTunes or is this for a jailbroken iphone?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post on the app store
to you sir 59 pence.

There's a small bug in it at the moment - but don't let that worry you! You'll barely notice and it's fixed in the upcoming release :)
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post haha that's pretty awesome
nice codeage sir!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post today sudoku puzzles, tomorrow the world of business
My next apps is top secret.

Does anyone know how many 59ps you need for a yacht?

EDIT: Remove top secret next app.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post dude!
Don't go posting your ideas on b3ta, otherwise you come to market your code and suddenly find that some other bastard has done it, honest.

/is also a coder

And the answer to your last question, allot! lol!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Just yesterday I said to my girlfriend that it should be possible to make a computer solve a sudoku. Pity I'm so shit at coding that even html eludes me.
 (Haz, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post most sudokus ..
.. are created by computers. Afterwards the computers solve them by using the same set of techniques that a human would probably do (i.e. not the simple-to-code brute force approach that a computer programmer would usually choose for a task such as this). The number of steps to solve, and the types of techniques, are used to rate its difficulty. As far this is how I've heard it works.

Anyway, writing a computer program to solve a sudoku is an easy task. The really nice thing about the app in the video was how it found the sudoku on the photo, and how it recognized the numbers. Also seems like a nice UI.
 (spinoza, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I was amazed when it worked
I am still a bit surprised that it works so well.

Normally when you start using any image processing algorithms you find that they don't quite work as well as you were lead to believe by the pretty pictures in the research papers.

Even though I must have run it hundreds of times doing testing. It still puts a smile on my face.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll guess you'll go back to lurking, until you've made a new iPhone app? (to sell)
A SPAM of sorts, isn't it? ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry
yes a little bit... I guess. I thought it was cool though.

But after six years of nothing. Besides I showed a girl in the pub and she took one look, said "that's nice" and carried on talking to her friends.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You showed a girl in a pub...
I'm glad you've decided to share it with us instead.

And wow, nice lurkage and lovely app.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post whoa!
serious lurkage there mister! also nice job!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that is pretty cool.
Nice one!
 (I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post haha that is fucking awesome
I've been playing with the SDK on and off.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's quite good fun
But after a while it starts to feel like a real job.

And you start to make nerdy jokes to yourself about programming in Objectionable-C
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy crap!
Fuck the lurkage, that's an amazing app, man. Is it compatible with windows mobile (I'm guessing not).

Seriously though, man. Great work. What was your PhD on?
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly not
If I get some time I might try and do a simple version on WM.

I think I went a bit over the top on the iPhone version trying to add too many bells and whistles when I should have stuck to the fun bit of grabbing the puzzle and solving it.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post this looks very good
But I don't have an iPhone. :(

Plans on adding Killer or Kakuro support?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Killer and Kakuro
Yeah, I guess so, I'll have to learn how to play them!
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Killer and Kakuro
Bloody hell that's going to be difficult to do!

Maybe the Kakuro could be doable. The killer one will be tricky - those little dotted lines that tell you where the groups of numbers are going to be hard to locate reliably.

I'll put my thinking cap on and go and have lie down.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Awsome lurkage

(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post better lurkage....
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=blews
 (coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post good lord
that is great lurking indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
and good choice of tune :)
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's surprising how few people recognise the tune
Well done sir, join me in the old gits corner.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post clever clever bastard

(augsav, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.
This pretty much demonstrates exactly why I don't like Sudoku. Bet you can't make one that solves cryptic crosswords!
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate cryptic crosswords
People who are good at them always make you feel like a twit.

Worst_100_Cryptic_Crossword_Clues_of_All_Time
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That is an astonishing piece of work
And as an iphone user myself I have inevitably downloaded it. It's a piece of advertising I'm willing to accept. But I must say (whilst intriguingly aware of the "not the place to slag off other member's work" but I hope this is more constructive and its best to say it here and not rate your dealie badly) whilst trying it out, reaching the "check the number's" function there is no done button visible and I've been unable to get further than that.

But from the looks of things that's fab. I truly hope you can craft a crossword one. though I imagine that's just a matter of simultaneous searching on google and/or the free dictionary or maybe online OED (if it doesn't stiff you for it), really.

Moreover, you are now my idol, I truly wish I had considered the "wait to say something before saying it" logic at the time of giddy b3ta joining. Here's to hoping you haven't just left this thread alone and will return.
 (I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks for downloading it!

I'm not really expecting to make very much out of it, but it is nice to finally be able to put those years at University to use. Apparently you can learn a lot by spending time in the bar :)

If the done button doesn't appear then it's recognised one or two of the numbers incorrectly and the puzzle can't be solved. If you correct the numbers then the done button should appear.

I wish I had the hummus to post more, but it's sadly lacking. I have just taken delivery of a graphics tablet though! Cannot for the life of me work out how to use it...
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic
all the sudoku puzzle solvers I've used in the past require you to put your own numbers in rendering them a bit pointless, this is the business.
 (Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, definitely a good use of 59p to piss off smug commuters
Hope you make a mint!
 (Glis, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Yesterday I made 6 sales... Worldwide!

We'll see if the b3ta effect does anything.
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I gave you some
link love
 (I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
Thanks very much :)
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
Someone at Apple is apparently using my app :)

sudokugrab.blogspot.com/2009/03/famous.html
 (Duvet of farts 6 years of lurking and it's not even a record, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post MF Doom - Coffin Nails
Found via the wonders of Spotify.
If you don't like this beat then you have no soul.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought mf doom
was a rapper? and yet this is instrumental?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a producer too.
There are about 200 instrumental tracks of his on Spotify.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ah ha
i see, nice find...

you hear much aphletik? he very good
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of him.
Just checked Spotify not much of him on there, he sounds a little like Jay-Z.

I've discovered about 100 new artists, I have many playlists.

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post liking
the chilled out beats on spotify

EDIT: Except this kind of music always makes me wish I was stoned out of my tree to fully appreciate it
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of my fave, laters.
spotify:user:dekionplexis:playlist:7aaIL5gh7MzXRPvrhU7BSo

Assorted goodness
spotify:user:dekionplexis:playlist:0QewZfPNSObY7NSwOdUi0Y

Also liking;
Funki Porcini
spotify:user:dekionplexis:playlist:4uuKEjipO0MH4M1mv66kyu
Zen Cuts
spotify:user:dekionplexis:playlist:7fNg6rUKIVCz6NnHjPsRXn
Xen Cuts
spotify:user:dekionplexis:playlist:0WlFEv8hhqcku96TZskwoq
DJ Food
spotify:user:dekionplexis:playlist:0AbMRHXstMPHXv33qayfqT
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ap
preciated
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post DOOM is such a badass.
He's got a new solo album coming out mid-March. While I love Madvillain and DangerDoom, I'm looking forward to some vintage, MM..Food? style DOOM.
 (digitdean, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I dig the echo-plexing too !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post LOVE THE METAL FACE
Sorry to go all Brian Blessed there, but I'm glad to see I'm not the only one in the UK to love MF Doom.

Anyone out there just catching his stuff for the first time, try out the Mouse & The Mask that he made with Danger Mouse (Gnarls Barkley)
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:56, Reply)
This is a link post Bestival - 2009 line-up announced
Looks good, as long it doesn't rain...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post bought my t in the park tickets this morning
not super impressed with the bands announced so far (apart from blur, mogwai, nick cave, YYYs, NIN are rumoured too) but should be good in the smaller tents.

you heard any rumours for Latitude? thats the other I have my eye on
 ('Andeh', Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Kraftwerk, Massive Attack and Seasick Steve?
I'm fucking there!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet
Went last year for my stag do. I thought the weather conditions were going to kill all our male wedding guests.

I'll be going this year. Need to put some demons to bed and it couldn't be as bad as last year, could it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Does look good, but......
did anyone else spot the mistake?
 (mister_bronson_from_grange_hill is a Dong With A Luminous Nose, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 0:14, Reply)
This is a link post Guardian ad server makes a big boo-boo

(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha unlucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
I love ad servers :D

EDIT: I just noticed the I Made This was selected. Is this for real?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah,
I made the recording. That's all. I made this now removed - don't want to give the impression it's fake!
 (I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post whoopsy daisy!!
hahaha! ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post in somewhat related news
this happened in the bottom left corner
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post deary me

(augsav, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a link post The Will To Fail
As it's my b3taday I hope you can excuse a link I posted here once before, in the middle of the night, as I think it deserves a wider audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Flaming day mate :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm was told you can do whatever you want on your B3ta'Day
Post it up, eleventeen more times...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post that is rather cool :)
happy b3taday.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post yes this is a classic
sums up my life quite well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Burny Wax Flame Day!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no, the fish!
Happy arse-candle day!
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post Siftables - the toy blocks that think and interact
Bloody fantastic this - blocks with wireless and colour displays that interact with each other - and you.

Don't think this has been linked yet...
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
clever shit
 (Kammy, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post They do look pretty damn amazing!
My only criticism is that he doesn't seem to explain it very well at the beginning :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post probably the best beer mat in the world

(Hugh Boone mooooove over!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis also on TED
The maths equations are an excellent idea.

www.ted.com/talks/david_merrill_demos_siftables_the_smart_blocks.html

EDIT

Ahh yes was from TED, it pays to play the first 3 seconds of the video before commenting on it :S
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post [very shiny!
bring on the augmented reality heads-up version!

I'm sure I heard the Speak & Spell sounds when they were playing the word game... :) ]
 (DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post call the Terrahawks!!!!
this is just the beginning

mark my words....
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Battery life?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Loves the Speak and Spell sound effects on the word game
Made me feel about 10 again.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 6:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not completely new in concept:
www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/a50c/zoom/
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post If Klingons played guitar....
...would they be fitted with cloaking devices?

A pic I found on wikipedia when having a browse for tenor guitars. Quality piece of camouflage.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Klingons would have AWESOME guitars
With spikes and stuff.

Plus, you were looking for tenor guitars? You cheap bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, we're in a depression
you steam cleaning git. Most of us can't even afford to boil water.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post We've dumped the kettle
And now blast water through the teabag straight into the mouth... So, so much better! You like, float, and see new colours...
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Klingon V Predator world tour with
cloaking instruments and fighting. Lasers too.
 (Hugh Boone mooooove over!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post Cravendale ad "Bad Bull"
Batshit mental!
(redflame36, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post heheh
that's good, I like those adverts
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The only good advert on at the moment,
in my meaningless opinion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:47, Reply)
This is a link post Faith No More reform!
Minus Jim Martin(it's the Album of the Year Lineup), but still!

Hurrah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never listened to them myself.
But I just checked this vid out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPh8yGUnWog&feature=related

Isn't the lead singer that bloke from Neighbours who ended up in Two Pints of Lager?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *refrains from Patton fanboy belming*

(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, er, yippee...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Mild yipee...
without Jim martin it just a yip

I bought Left 4 Dead the other day and the genius Patton does zombie voices in it
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought Angel Dust
on tape, with work experiance wages. In 1992. Top news!
 (Hugh Boone mooooove over!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post best news...
EVER!

Even though it's a tough (usually impossible, in fact) choice, i'd say Angel Dust is still my favourite album. It's got everything on it.

Apparently they're playing Glastonbury.

...

Station!
 (Random Man, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post Police hunt 'radioactive teacher'
BBC News story
 (I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post radioactive paedo
is a more attractive story/headline...!
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Roboplegic wrongcock!

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
yes!
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post police are looking for anyone who is Daisybirding

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post oh please no
the daily fail would explode with rage
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post So he's radioactive...
A nonce...

And a former banker...

Is this the most repellent person in the history of humanity?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post what did he teach?
if it was PE that would just about top it off
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Kitten Stoning

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Doing this course- open university.

(Hugh Boone mooooove over!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post has Paris Hilton
finally lost her title?
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch out..........................
Radioactive Man!!


I was just going to post this.

Police should be careful as after being exposed to radiation he has almost certainly developed some super powers. Maybe he has become Super Nonce and can diddle kiddlies from hundreds of miles away with his thoughts.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a fecking Super Mutant Nonce Behemoth!!!
*Equips FatBoy*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post Ryanair consider charging customers for use of toilets
If ever there was a man that I didn't take to... What they gonna do next, charge for air-usage?
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post There's going to be a surcharge for sitting down on one of those planes next.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this on the news this morning
what a dickhead.

He was on to talk about their plans to stop people having checked in luggage- you'll now only be able to have hand luggage up to 10k. Thats fine for a weekend away, but I don't think he's thought about the ban on liquid in hand luggage. If I'm going away for a fortnight I need more than 100 mls of shampoo.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Shampoo Gin
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post + whisky

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Does lube count as liquid?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
It Does.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
and so now I am going to go and invent solid lube that becomes liquid in the presence of sexually aroused humans.
 (I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You're going to invent butter?

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post good point
I hadn't even thought of that!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that I'd ever book one of their flights
But if I did, I'd just piss against the toilet door instead.

Just because I can.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking this exactly!!
Nothing would give me more pleasure than laying a steaming cable down the isles of one of their planes.

They are just going to be finding bottles of piss all over the place. They will turn their planes in to the hard shoulder of the M6.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
Everyone should take a container on board and piss into it, and proudly present it to the crew at the end of the flight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post of not more than 100ml
...
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I would relish the opportunity
to take a shitpiss on a pair of lovely air hostess tits.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe thats their plan
They have found a niche in budget airline market and are expanding in to scat flights.

'badabadabadee dabdabdadadab'
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post simple solution...
don't fly with ryanair, they are fucking shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm sure they'll find a few surprises in the air-sick bags

(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You have to pay for those on a Ryanair flight too...
don't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:09, Reply)
This is a link post Flash Mob in Dublin ahead of Ireland/England 6 Nations Game I made this!
250 Random Punters dress up as Paul O'Connell before the Ireland/England 6 Nations game in Dublin in February.
(cnamhspairne I am the man who will fight for your honour., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
it's not really a flash mob if its all pre-planned, everyone is organised and wearing sponsored gear.

more like a marketingmob
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:09, Reply)
This is a link post It's Friday ... its kitteh time :D
Does anyone know what the music is in this vid as it's quite nice.

Edit - video didn't embed so you'll have to click the linky - soz.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post awww!

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post its him
www.videology-tv.com/viewclip.php?id=120
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post My mates new music video (Terminator parody/homage)
One of my homies has just made his first music video for a Brighton metal band. I'm impressed but I doubt you guys will be.
(andrew.hancox, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post silly
but well made
 (addikt, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the video,
but I have never really got the whole metal thing :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That was fucking awesome!
*clicks hard*

Only one dig... If they have mullets in the future, I'm not fucking coming!

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this very much.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a link post Spokeswoman has interesting name
ronseal
 (addikt, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Where the fuck do last names come from
that's what I wanna know!

And are they increasing in numbers every year??
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Its french according to
www.publicprofiler.org/worldnames
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post All last names are french?
Damn! I'm gonna get rid of mine asap now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
Here's another...

www.cepsplc.com/richardorgan.asp
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a link post Tripod
Sorry this isn't a funny as usual it's about an automated camera tripod that can take your megapixel camera & turn it into a gigapixel
 (I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post Unashamed Hair Metal Celebratory Post
as it's Friday...and payday.

Wooooomaaaaaaaan!
*knee slides across floor*
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Eddie has got a triple guitar! wowsers!

(Hugh Boone mooooove over!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Stevie, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it is - this is from when DLR went solo
off of the Skyscraper album......yes...I own it
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post my mistake- go go gadget asshole.

(Hugh Boone mooooove over!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ya for the 80's!
I got these guy's album the other day. It's fantastic!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

edit: that should really say yay up there^^ Never mind let's make it German.

Ja for the 80's!
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
This has made me inappropriately happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post makes you want to punch the air and high five in slow motion
just a little bit :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post And listen to Eat 'em And Smile while doing so :)
Not that there's anything wrong with Skyscraper. I think I may have to get very drunk tonight and revisit the 80s.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post Terrifying dog is terrifying
Just listen to the bastard.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh
Dogs are stupid and ugly. There, I said it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post and noisy and stinky

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post kill it
kill it
kill it
kill itkill it
kill it
kill itkill itkill it
kill itkill itkill itkill itkill itkill itkill itkill it
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll give it some fucking medicine ...
in hammer shaped form (not MC Hammer obviously)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post As I said yesterday when this was posted
It sounds like a Tie Fighter.

And I dont think this is actually a dog. These things are a species of their own and I would have to agree that 'Death by Hammer' is probably the way forward.

"Can't touch this"
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)

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