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This is a link post if you hate noel edmonds
youll love this.

Very Alan partidge 'esque
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft what the hell happens at the end of that video??

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post really dont know
I didnt make the video. But I love how much it makes him look like a cock
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Wha'?

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaha...
Fooking brill.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese Delivery Man Bicycle Stunt
OMG My baby!! Save my baby from the flying won-ton debris!!! lol

I was actually searching for this old TV commercial where this couple orders chinese food, from China. It costs them like $4,000 and the delivery boy brings his bike on the plane. But when he arrives, he forgets to bring the dipping sauce or something like that. Has anyone seen that?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
fail
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey shag!
Where you bin??
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post shhh
hiding ....


very busy

shoudl be working

got hangover ...


*over
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post I wanna bone the little mermaid
A...uh...interesting video. Comedy rap about getting jiggy with the little mermaid. Worth watching through as the good jokes are at the end.

It says NSFW on the page, but it's really not. At least not by b3ta standards

If it's GC, then you know where you can stick it.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
That is fantastic :D
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post definite lols
I however will not confess to fancying any cartoon heroines.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post Leg it! It's the parkie! (Debt Monkey) I made this!
Got caught by the parkie while shooting the latest episode in Regent's Park but kept the camera rolling...
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That barmaid looked a bit hacked off!
*clicks*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
plenty of change in the till though...
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah
enjoyed that
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Spam
Monkey shit spam
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
Why?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Because
Its their 1st post, and its a link to their own website. That's spam innit?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Not in my book.
You can post your own stuff - part of the reason that b3ta exists - but just not repeatedly like that twat arslion, which is spam.

It's not even his own website but a youtube vid.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair comment
scuse me.

*gets hat*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! This person owns Youtube?
That's quite impressive.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah yeah
im hungover right.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a link post Waoo Amazing pictures collections here ...
Pictures of places ,funny,travel n more ....
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I am starting to suspect
you might be a spammy spam spammer!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post u r a spammer..

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
Look young fella me'lad all the the links post point towards news-us.com, this is going to leave a lot of people thinking you are a grubby little spam stick
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Your logic is solid!

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No, YOUR face

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post cock
off
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps post some links
that aren't from this website for once
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/board/9242347
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
LOVELY SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post gah

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post cunt.
That is all.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting proxy avoidance errors
Which when I consulted the book of SPAM, it means that the link is SPAM.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post me 2

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post shit cock
that is all
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at your profile
You;ve been active for 2 days. In that time you;ve managed to post 6 links to the same website (4 on links 2 on board) and produced nothing original.

It looks like you're just spamming a site you work on. On b3ta this is a bad thing. You;re going to get abused alot and if that site has any dodgey hotlinking then those images will be replaced by a distended anus wherever possible.

Go away and rethink your contrabution to this site please.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post yes headmaster ;)
this comment wins for all kinds of reasons - most of all being told to go away and reconsider your contribution - really made me laugh! welldones
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, Reply)
This is a link post New Star Trek Full Trailer!!

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post three links down
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Still, it does look entertaining enough :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ony 'cos you're in it.
:)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
:)

*rehearses the line 'She Cannae take it Cap'n'*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Architect...I once bought you a gin and tonic in the Camden Tup I did.
Suppose you have the credentials to join my club.

Have a badge.


(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Only the briefest of glimpses

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh just spotted who you are
HF made me literally cry with laughter, both times I watched it. Props for that sir.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post same name, different dog

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post destiny... blah blah blah
paths... blah blah blah

explosions... shouting... ennui

Uhura looks quite fruity though
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still waiting for
Syler to cut open Kirk's head and steal his powers.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I achieved orgasm 15 times throughout that.
Cor.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a link post Browser Battle: Nine Browsers of Today and Tomorrow Compared
Interesting read if you like that sort of thing

(IE8 gets slaughtered and Safari 4 gets the love)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's almost the 'trend' to say so
but Internet Explorer 7 is simply horrible. It is a pleasure to get home and enjoy Safari :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the one on Vista?
It makes no sense whatsoever :(

I am not fond of Windows obsession with removing all the menu bars.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post press alt
in any window to see the menu bar
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah,
it has more problems than just that :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post why yes, yes it does.
My tips for Vista:

Only use it if you have a powerful machine.

Never install any programs in the "Program Files" folder (hidden security on that folder that messes with stuff)

Rub the hard drive with Vista on with an industrial magnet.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yes this
I find the latest version of Word baffling.

I just want to format a bloody report - why are you making me relearn how to use something I've used for probably 15 bloody years? Thanks Microsoft.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man!
That is just fucking horrendous!

I used Word for the first time on Vista the other day. It made my old CV file go all mental :(
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post By that logic they would never change the interface though
I find the new interface fine once you get used to it, which admittedly is not an intuitive process.

It uses all the old keyboard shortcuts which is a bonus.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the one i'm forced to endure here at work,
not on Vista though
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough.
It may be the same :)

By the way, did you find anyone to go on the mega trip with you tomorrow?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Not yet
My hopes and heart are sinking :(
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That sucks :(
Is there no way of getting a train or something?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It wouldn't be a impossible
but just a serious hassle
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post safari?
eeewwww...

I'm on a mac too but I can't stand Safari
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a link post How do you pronounce the letter '7'
This is aces. My new ringtone.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 7
In this case seems to be used to represent a glottal stop, using numbers in place of letters is common in romanising foreign alphabets and languages (seen in Arabic, for example)

1. Sq;
2. Make a 'w' shape with your mouth;
3. Make a back of throat Kh noise, like the Scottish 'loch' but deeper;
4. Disengage 'w' shape;
5. Nice forceful u;
6. Glottal stop, as in "Bri`ain, inni`" or the ` in uh`oh
7. Mesh, where the 'e' is actually a schwa like the 'e' in "Taken".

Sqwkhu`mesh
May take some practice.

(This is an incredibly rough - likely inaccurate - guide, anyone learned in IPA symbols?)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:26, Reply)
This is a link post Latest Star Trek trailer

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking forward to this...
but is that how it works in Starfleet?

"We need a new captain"
"DIBS!"
"Di- aw, fuck it!"
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks utterly rubbish and Hollywood-ised...
so why is my hair standing on end in spite of that?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this!!

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks fucking rubbish...
I mean brilliant, I mean hollywood shite, but it looks great. I can't wait to watch it... and be disapointed.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks good but I wouldn't rush out to see it
I'm more interested in seeing Charles Bronson
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't he dead?

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post well
the trailer was amazing! I hope the film is as good
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmph
Can't help thinking of the opening sequence of Cecil B Demented, where the front of the cinema is just "STAR TREK STAR WARS STAR TREK STAR WARS STAR TREK STAR WARS"...
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Khan!

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post at 1.39 is that simon pegg?

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yup
Simon Pegg plays Scotty
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post AWESOME CASTING ... pfft

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post QWERTY drum fun
Old skool!!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
Tried this the other day, too much latency for fun having.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely sampling those samples though

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post it's largely bits of Wham Rap cut up
press B and N and then listen to young George in his heyday:

*pleased with myself for spotting this*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Y4F-UPGHw
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Much as I think Mandy is a twat
I think that protester is even more of a twunt. Fuck off you publicity seeking spaztard who forgot to even tell Mandelson what you were protesting about. Bet you've had your share of foreign holidays in the past.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I shook his hand twice in one night once.
he was presenting our awards night when he was MP for Hartlepool.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, saw this on the news
Fantastic, anything that humiliates this dirty little creep is good.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Given that's assualt
how was she simply allowed to walk away?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I sure they caught her just off camera...
...and put her in custardy
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a trifling matter!
LOL!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post No doubt she'll be...
spongeing off the state
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Just.......
...just trying to think of other cakes...
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a fucking idiot!
You wouldn't do that to someone on the High Street so why is it acceptable to do it to a politician?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Because he's a cunt?
My 2 cents...
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post because Politicans are cnuts.

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post and he's an un-elected one at that

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Um
He deserves it. Who cares if he's a politician or not?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm, I don't really think he deserves it myself.
OPINIONSLOL!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post Three sleepy baby kittens
I took the liberty of re-dubbing it as the owner was yammering on and spoiling the kitteny goodness
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post I've just finished rebuilding my portfolio/blog website I made this!
Built it around wordpress with a custom theme created from scratch. I hope you like it.

Oh and yes, sometimes I post a Dutch item, it's not all English.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever I'm feeling stressed at work or just a bit shit when I get there
I whack on your two videos on vimeo and watch the brilliant vids and sing along. they're awesome.

thanks loads.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ta :)
you sing along with them at work? I hope you have your own office :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yes.
I work on my own in a lockup with a small windowless office in the corner. Its great for the ability to sing/watch iplayer/4Od but fairly lonely and crap if you are feeling down.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post *hugs*

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "innapropriatly touches"

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *fears*

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ace!
i was just downloading some of your tracks & now you give us something else to fill up the day. cheers!

btw, how many cocks did you draw on the 'when i was mental' cover artwork?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't counted them yet
on the original project (a whiteboard at work) probably 200+

edit: Yemen?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post whiteboard at work? i guess you have a cool boss
edit: yes, come on over!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:54, Reply)
This is a link post Charming anecdotes to warm your Saturday morning.
for example:

'Once got completely monged on Guinness and vodka, don't remember a thing after leaving the pub. Woke up next morning, on my mates parents living room floor with ma breeks full of sh*te. Went to bog and got cleaned up but came back to the living room and there was a sh*t stained patch on the carpet where I had been lying unconscious.'
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post i prefer reading old QOTW's

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, ok then.

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:47, Reply)
This is a link post 1 step closer to Termintor 2
Headline: "Metal Bits Self-Assemble Into Lifelike Snakes"

dum dum dum dedum, dum dum dum dedum
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:50, Reply)
This is a link post Watchmen saturday morning cartoon style
Incredibly well made terrible cartoon intro
*edit - apols, just spotted glasscockness from yesterday afternoon, oh well, its so well done I'll leave it up
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post There seems to have been loads of viral ads done for the film
so it's getting hard to see what's fan made and what's coming from the studios. If thats really a fan one it's bloody good (in that bad 80s / early 90s way)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is, by the looks of it its one guy that did it
which is clearly mental
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post HaHaHaHa!
That is well executed.
I'm going to see it tomorrow lunchtime. Can't wait...
;)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that a lot.
Good double page wraparound for the Metro this am...
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great
Some lovely gags in there - I particularly love the big tentacled alien turning up.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post rorschach with the dogs!
very funny!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post at least you managed to find the youtube clip first
I cocked up and found the newgrounds animation and posted that instead
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:27, Reply)
This is a link post The B3ta "Smug Man" image-Double Egg
3 photo's down :-)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post DID YOU KNOW....
that Jay Kay is a cunt? Yup, true. Fact.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 5:08, Reply)
This is a normal post TRUFAX

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG!
yes i have read that he is. i too concur that jay kay is indeed a twat of the highest order.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 6:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Do Jamiroquai still exist?
I thought the twat in the hat and his chums went the way of the dinosaur during the late 90s.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 7:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
this happened in Lady Scaramanga's hometown.

It's full of rich smug cunts, so I'm very surprised that Jay kay so riled this man. He couldn't have been local
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:22, Reply)
This is a link post Penny Crayon - Treasure Hunt - :D

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Man, she must've smoked a lot
even by schoolgirl standards. *gravels*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite lovely.
Makes me want to buy a Uke just to learn that song!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post the best damn comedy ever made

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:13, Reply)

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