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if you hate noel edmonds
youll love this.
Very Alan partidge 'esque
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:19,
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pfft what the hell happens at the end of that video??
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mutated monty, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:22,
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really dont know
I didnt make the video. But I love how much it makes him look like a cock
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:09,
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Wha'?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:08,
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Hahahahahaha...
Fooking brill.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:16,
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Chinese Delivery Man Bicycle Stunt
OMG My baby!! Save my baby from the flying won-ton debris!!! lol
I was actually searching for this old TV commercial where this couple orders chinese food, from China. It costs them like $4,000 and the delivery boy brings his bike on the plane. But when he arrives, he forgets to bring the dipping sauce or something like that. Has anyone seen that?
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DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:14,
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fail
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29,
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Hey shag!
Where you bin??
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:32,
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shhh
hiding ....
very busy
shoudl be working
got hangover ...
*over
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:19,
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I wanna bone the little mermaid
A...uh...interesting video. Comedy rap about getting jiggy with the little mermaid. Worth watching through as the good jokes are at the end.
It says NSFW on the page, but it's really not. At least not by b3ta standards
If it's GC, then you know where you can stick it.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:06,
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Ha ha ha!
That is fantastic :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:10,
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definite lols
I however will not confess to fancying any cartoon heroines.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:20,
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Leg it! It's the parkie! (Debt Monkey)
I made this!
Got caught by the parkie while shooting the latest episode in Regent's Park but kept the camera rolling...
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iamthemonkey is Brian Blessed's sex pet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43,
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That barmaid looked a bit hacked off!
*clicks*
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:51,
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Yep
plenty of change in the till though...
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iamthemonkey is Brian Blessed's sex pet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43,
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Hah
enjoyed that
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:36,
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Spam
Monkey shit spam
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kfk I get all my everything right here, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:48,
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?
Why?
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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Because
Its their 1st post, and its a link to their own website. That's spam innit?
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kfk I get all my everything right here, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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Not in my book.
You can post your own stuff - part of the reason that b3ta exists - but just not repeatedly like that twat arslion, which is spam.
It's not even his own website but a youtube vid.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:11,
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Fair comment
scuse me.
*gets hat*
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kfk I get all my everything right here, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:17,
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Wow! This person owns Youtube?
That's quite impressive.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:27,
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yeah yeah
im hungover right.
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kfk I get all my everything right here, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:53,
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Waoo Amazing pictures collections here ...
Pictures of places ,funny,travel n more ....
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arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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I am starting to suspect
you might be a spammy spam spammer!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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u r a spammer..
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arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35,
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Oh dear
Look young fella me'lad all the the links post point towards news-us.com, this is going to leave a lot of people thinking you are a grubby little spam stick
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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Your logic is solid!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:48,
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No, YOUR face
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__, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04,
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cock
off
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awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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Perhaps post some links
that aren't from this website for once
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augsav, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:36,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9242347
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:42,
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SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
LOVELY SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43,
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gah

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:43,
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cunt.
That is all.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:47,
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I'm getting proxy avoidance errors
Which when I consulted the book of SPAM, it means that the link is SPAM.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:25,
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me 2
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:34,
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shit cock
that is all
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tomatoit, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:29,
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Look at your profile
You;ve been active for 2 days. In that time you;ve managed to post 6 links to the same website (4 on links 2 on board) and produced nothing original.
It looks like you're just spamming a site you work on. On b3ta this is a bad thing. You;re going to get abused alot and if that site has any dodgey hotlinking then those images will be replaced by a distended anus wherever possible.
Go away and rethink your contrabution to this site please.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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yes headmaster ;)
this comment wins for all kinds of reasons - most of all being told to go away and reconsider your contribution - really made me laugh! welldones
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33,
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New Star Trek Full Trailer!!
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arslion no limits..http://lion.true.ws, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:27,
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three links down
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Still, it does look entertaining enough :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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Ony 'cos you're in it.
:)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:34,
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Hahaha
:)
*rehearses the line 'She Cannae take it Cap'n'*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:38,
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Architect...I once bought you a gin and tonic in the Camden Tup I did.
Suppose you have the credentials to join my club.
Have a badge.

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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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Only the briefest of glimpses
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:41,
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Ooh just spotted who you are
HF made me literally cry with laughter, both times I watched it. Props for that sir.
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raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46,
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same name, different dog
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:43,
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destiny... blah blah blah
paths... blah blah blah
explosions... shouting... ennui
Uhura looks quite fruity though
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:25,
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I'm still waiting for
Syler to cut open Kirk's head and steal his powers.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:00,
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I achieved orgasm 15 times throughout that.
Cor.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:18,
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Browser Battle: Nine Browsers of Today and Tomorrow Compared
Interesting read if you like that sort of thing
(IE8 gets slaughtered and Safari 4 gets the love)
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:11,
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I know it's almost the 'trend' to say so
but Internet Explorer 7 is simply horrible. It is a pleasure to get home and enjoy Safari :)
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:18,
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Is that the one on Vista?
It makes no sense whatsoever :(
I am not fond of Windows obsession with removing all the menu bars.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:23,
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press alt
in any window to see the menu bar
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:26,
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Bah,
it has more problems than just that :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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why yes, yes it does.
My tips for Vista:
Only use it if you have a powerful machine.
Never install any programs in the "Program Files" folder (hidden security on that folder that messes with stuff)
Rub the hard drive with Vista on with an industrial magnet.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:03,
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oh yes this
I find the latest version of Word baffling.
I just want to format a bloody report - why are you making me relearn how to use something I've used for probably 15 bloody years? Thanks Microsoft.
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rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:27,
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Oh man!
That is just fucking horrendous!
I used Word for the first time on Vista the other day. It made my old CV file go all mental :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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By that logic they would never change the interface though
I find the new interface fine once you get used to it, which admittedly is not an intuitive process.
It uses all the old keyboard shortcuts which is a bonus.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:00,
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It's the one i'm forced to endure here at work,
not on Vista though
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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Fair enough.
It may be the same :)
By the way, did you find anyone to go on the mega trip with you tomorrow?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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Not yet
My hopes and heart are sinking :(
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:39,
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That sucks :(
Is there no way of getting a train or something?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:42,
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It wouldn't be a impossible
but just a serious hassle
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04,
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safari?
eeewwww...
I'm on a mac too but I can't stand Safari
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:35,
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How do you pronounce the letter '7'
This is aces. My new ringtone.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:58,
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RIS
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:00,
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7
In this case seems to be used to represent a glottal stop, using numbers in place of letters is common in romanising foreign alphabets and languages (seen in Arabic, for example)
1. Sq;
2. Make a 'w' shape with your mouth;
3. Make a back of throat Kh noise, like the Scottish 'loch' but deeper;
4. Disengage 'w' shape;
5. Nice forceful u;
6. Glottal stop, as in "Bri`ain, inni`" or the ` in uh`oh
7. Mesh, where the 'e' is actually a schwa like the 'e' in "Taken".
Sqwkhu`mesh
May take some practice.
(This is an incredibly rough - likely inaccurate - guide, anyone learned in IPA symbols?)
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:26,
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Latest Star Trek trailer
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:32,
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Looking forward to this...
but is that how it works in Starfleet?
"We need a new captain"
"DIBS!"
"Di- aw, fuck it!"
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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:48,
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It looks utterly rubbish and Hollywood-ised...
so why is my hair standing on end in spite of that?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50,
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^^this!!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:07,
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That looks fucking rubbish...
I mean brilliant, I mean hollywood shite, but it looks great. I can't wait to watch it... and be disapointed.
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Doogie Talons, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:07,
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Looks good but I wouldn't rush out to see it
I'm more interested in seeing Charles Bronson
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:17,
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Isn't he dead?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:18,
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well
the trailer was amazing! I hope the film is as good
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Rick_O\'Shea, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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Hmmmph
Can't help thinking of the opening sequence of Cecil B Demented, where the front of the cinema is just "STAR TREK STAR WARS STAR TREK STAR WARS STAR TREK STAR WARS"...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:34,
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Needs more Khan!
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SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32,
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at 1.39 is that simon pegg?
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:24,
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yup
Simon Pegg plays Scotty
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:28,
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AWESOME CASTING ... pfft
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27,
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QWERTY drum fun
Old skool!!
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liamchew22, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:22,
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hmm
Tried this the other day, too much latency for fun having.
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meccadave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49,
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Definitely sampling those samples though
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:04,
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it's largely bits of Wham Rap cut up
press B and N and then listen to young George in his heyday:
*pleased with myself for spotting this*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Y4F-UPGHw
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rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:20,
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Much as I think Mandy is a twat
I think that protester is even more of a twunt. Fuck off you publicity seeking spaztard who forgot to even tell Mandelson what you were protesting about. Bet you've had your share of foreign holidays in the past.
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scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:40,
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I shook his hand twice in one night once.
he was presenting our awards night when he was MP for Hartlepool.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:49,
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Yes, saw this on the news
Fantastic, anything that humiliates this dirty little creep is good.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:49,
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Given that's assualt
how was she simply allowed to walk away?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43,
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I sure they caught her just off camera...
...and put her in custardy
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:48,
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It was a trifling matter!
LOL!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56,
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No doubt she'll be...
spongeing off the state
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scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:59,
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Just.......
...just trying to think of other cakes...
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:17,
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She's a fucking idiot!
You wouldn't do that to someone on the High Street so why is it acceptable to do it to a politician?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:57,
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Because he's a cunt?
My 2 cents...
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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because Politicans are cnuts.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09,
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and he's an un-elected one at that
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:19,
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Um
He deserves it. Who cares if he's a politician or not?
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B3taByter Meh, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:13,
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Erm, I don't really think he deserves it myself.
OPINIONSLOL!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:44,
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Three sleepy baby kittens
I took the liberty of re-dubbing it as the owner was yammering on and spoiling the kitteny goodness
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:15,
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I've just finished rebuilding my portfolio/blog website
I made this!
Built it around wordpress with a custom theme created from scratch. I hope you like it.
Oh and yes, sometimes I post a Dutch item, it's not all English.
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:04,
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Whenever I'm feeling stressed at work or just a bit shit when I get there
I whack on your two videos on vimeo and watch the brilliant vids and sing along. they're awesome.
thanks loads.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:11,
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ta :)
you sing along with them at work? I hope you have your own office :)
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:24,
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yes.
I work on my own in a lockup with a small windowless office in the corner. Its great for the ability to sing/watch iplayer/4Od but fairly lonely and crap if you are feeling down.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:26,
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*hugs*
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:47,
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"innapropriatly touches"
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:15,
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*fears*
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:27,
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ace!
i was just downloading some of your tracks & now you give us something else to fill up the day. cheers!
btw, how many cocks did you draw on the 'when i was mental' cover artwork?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:45,
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I haven't counted them yet
on the original project (a whiteboard at work) probably 200+
edit: Yemen?
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:47,
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whiteboard at work? i guess you have a cool boss
edit: yes, come on over!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:54,
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Charming anecdotes to warm your Saturday morning.
for example:
'Once got completely monged on Guinness and vodka, don't remember a thing after leaving the pub. Woke up next morning, on my mates parents living room floor with ma breeks full of sh*te. Went to bog and got cleaned up but came back to the living room and there was a sh*t stained patch on the carpet where I had been lying unconscious.'
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:58,
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i prefer reading old QOTW's
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PaulGadd -, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:30,
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oh, ok then.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:47,
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1 step closer to Termintor 2
Headline: "Metal Bits Self-Assemble Into Lifelike Snakes"
dum dum dum dedum, dum dum dum dedum
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:50,
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Watchmen saturday morning cartoon style
Incredibly well made terrible cartoon intro
*edit - apols, just spotted glasscockness from yesterday afternoon, oh well, its so well done I'll leave it up
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:26,
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There seems to have been loads of viral ads done for the film
so it's getting hard to see what's fan made and what's coming from the studios. If thats really a fan one it's bloody good (in that bad 80s / early 90s way)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:33,
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I think it is, by the looks of it its one guy that did it
which is clearly mental
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:52,
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HaHaHaHa!
That is well executed.
I'm going to see it tomorrow lunchtime. Can't wait...
;)
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:01,
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I like that a lot.
Good double page wraparound for the Metro this am...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:39,
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That's great
Some lovely gags in there - I particularly love the big tentacled alien turning up.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:01,
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rorschach with the dogs!
very funny!
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Kammy, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:39,
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at least you managed to find the youtube clip first
I cocked up and found the newgrounds animation and posted that instead
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:27,
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DID YOU KNOW....
that Jay Kay is a cunt? Yup, true. Fact.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 5:08,
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TRUFAX
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Darklord, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 6:29,
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OMG!
yes i have read that he is. i too concur that jay kay is indeed a twat of the highest order.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 6:58,
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Do Jamiroquai still exist?
I thought the twat in the hat and his chums went the way of the dinosaur during the late 90s.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 7:04,
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Hahahahaha
this happened in Lady Scaramanga's hometown.
It's full of rich smug cunts, so I'm very surprised that Jay kay so riled this man. He couldn't have been local
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 8:22,
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Man, she must've smoked a lot
even by schoolgirl standards. *gravels*
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:38,
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Quite lovely.
Makes me want to buy a Uke just to learn that song!
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fanoir keep empowering yourselves, you bitches!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 7:14,
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the best damn comedy ever made
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largoembargo ???, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:13,
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