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This is a link post How to smoke Smarties
Smarties from the US are like Refreshers (from what I can make out.)

This kid shows you how to "smoke" them. I can see myself trying this and coughing up multicoloured yawn.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post a fresh shiny pound coin
to the first person to do this with parma violets
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Palma Voilets
Smell of Goths!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post or glass

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post i read that as fresh shiny poo ...



tired, emotional, hungover, bored .... need pizzza
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Two's up!

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This is where it starts
Next stop weed
Then Crack
Then Smack

Then back to smarties
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
it always finishes on smarties.

One last blue one, won't hurt me...
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know if that's
really funny, or the start of the apocalypse.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post american smarties...
are kind of sour, and are pretty much just compressed sugar with a little bit of a tang to them.

Don't imagine that's too good for the lungs.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:22, Reply)
This is a link post Heckling 101
Loving the reaction of the guy beside the mad bint!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post racist

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This was staged...
But still funny
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You sure
the guy next to her seems quite genuine I reckon
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
This was posted before, and someone posted a link in which he explains the act.. Ive forgotten the link, and forgotten the point, but basically they are actors.

Edit: from memory (might be wrong) it had something to do with either public perceptions of racism, or political correctness... im not sure. It is still a great video though!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Would be interested in seeing what was meant by all that int hat case
I thought it was genuine to be honest, though thinking about it, she looks kind of familiar?

I cant find owt on google though..
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Brendon's a clever comic
But he's very close to the knuckle. I've got the DVD and seen the live show (not the one in the clip). It's staged. They kept it quiet at the time though because it was at the start of the tour.

Worth a watch if you can a) find it all and b) get through the entire thing without getting offended :D
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I can attest to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoJWVpal414
3:30 onwards

sorry to be a boring old spoilsport :P
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I really can't tell but you may be right... or wrong
:/
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:18, Reply)
This is a link post The new Viagra = Smell of air biscuits
Friday 'Science'.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:26, Reply)
This is a link post James Bowthorpe to try and cycle round the world breaking Mark Beaumonts record by 47 days
He plans to cycle 120 miles a day for 150 day.

Good luck to him, however with only 7 months training I wonder how he'll fair.

Mark Beaumont did it in 197 and he was clearly a mental (a fantastic one at that) who was extremely fit, he struggled to pull out 100 miles many times on his trip. should be interesting to see how this chap does.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be very impressive if he manages it
I wonder if he'll get to be in a mobile phone advert too!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post i saw the mark beaumont documentry that was on the bbc a while back
mad stuff.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh, I thought he came across
rather well in that, seemed very genuine. Genuinely mental.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post Jizz In My Pants NSFW
Dunno whether its been here before but this is my new favourite song.

NSFW if your boss doesn't like comedic jizz stories
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye it's been here before
www.b3ta.com/links/255105

Doesn't mean it's not good. I'm On A Boat is fucking catchy tune! *whistles*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
About I'm On A Boat - a parody song that actually manages to take the piss while passing off as a genuine RnB song, all kinds of awesome!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I love self indulgent music
Like "I'm on a Boat" - they all pretty much follow that pattern.

Like that weird mumbly song, with the guy making absolute nonsense noises as girls in skimpy clothing dance around, lots of bright colours, etc. That was a pisstake of the music industry in that country at the time.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post very glassy
but I'm glad you've seen it.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I stopped liking this..
when it started being advertised on tv as a ringtone.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post listening to their album
better songs than that (inc. im on a boat) but this is still very funny.

now i'll go home and change.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a link post Leila Deen...The Custard Queen I made this!
We were a bit bored at work this afternoon...so we made this. Throw custard at Peter Mandelson type game. Enjoy!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe topical and very good work
*clicks*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe thanks!

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god, how did I miss that news event?!
Leila is a really good mate of mine from uni! o_O

*googles frantically*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post hah! No way! Pass it on to her if you can :)
one for her scrap book!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! It is on http://www.planestupid.com/
hahah!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
insanely quick off the mark!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 13:28, Reply)
This is a link post Lordi - The Misheard Lyrics
I like.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post WoW
lol
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post You can dance
but you can't jump
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooof .... reminds me of the face plant vid ....
chest scrape hurts liek hell !

nad teh freezed frame on that is making me horny ..
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post OH MY GOD DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT DIE?! CALL THE MEDICS!
that is all...
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, they spayed her foot
I think she'll have a fighting chance.
EDIT: "SPRAYED" you know what i mean... i'm going to bed!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAYED her foot?
Like you do to dogs and cats?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post clearly her foot was on heat
and she could not control it trying to mate with one of the judges' feet, thus jumping off the stage..
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a link post Caramelldansen
A jolly little tune from sweden featuring all you're favourite SSBB characters.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats fucking terrifying.

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a link post new terminator trailer
great soundtrack
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks ruddy bloody good actually.
So much praise is heaped on the 1st and 2nd Terminator films. Watched Judgment Day a couple of weeks ago having not seen it in years...and it's really not all that. Far more sentimental and cheesy than I remembered.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You know what? You're right...
It's one of my favourite childhood films, but by god, that bit where Arnie says, "I now know why you cry, but it something I can never do" nowadays makes me want to crawl into a dustbin and hide.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Just been watching this & it does look rather good.

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
that just woke me up at work :D

awesome!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
WOW
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this on aintitcoolnews, looks pretty fucking good.
I can't wait to download it.

:P
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheap bastard.
Your going to hell.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the modern way, I've not been to 'DA PIKCHAZ' in years.
I will in December though when James Cameron's AVATAR comes out.

Oh yessum.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's because
you're "Billy no-mates"
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post How's ya dead dog?
:)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt.

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one
who noticed the director of photography in that clip, walking around in the background like "trah-la-la-la-la"

very f*cking unprofessional
...man
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ACE!
you are back on 'the grid'
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post just Pm'ed you

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ta

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post this is a funny thing to say
was just about to say it myself
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post NO, FUCK, NO, NO!

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post the thing about these films is
why don't the machines just develop a Bio weaponised disease and wipe out humanity this way

wouldn't make such a great action film though
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on, I feel a bit
*dead*
*Credits*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post cough
and welcome back Goat :D

'bums'
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ive just made some lap porridge watching that

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Lap porridge!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Same pics, different soundtrack on that one..
www.apple.com/trailers/wb/terminatorsalvation/hd/
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post imho
It looks sh1t
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post looks suprisingly good
havent seen the 3rd.
dunno if i should bother
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't.
Really. T3 is right up there with the likes of Highlander 2 in the list of films that should never have been made.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post at first i thorght it was called
terminator salvador. does look woo tho
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Doh!
She didn't descend into fits of giggles though. I was impressed by that, despite saying it not just once :D
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Reading the heading line "Nuts on Northwest Flights"
I thought they really were serving that
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post who did that to the autocue!!

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how much penis costs?
included on international flights?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh heh
Penis.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She
Must really like the cock (or hasn't had any for a while).
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 2:59, Reply)
This is a link post The world's most important 6-sec drum loop
fascinating audio documentary about the 'Amen break', perhaps the most influential and ubiquitous sampled recording of all time. It has a video, but it's nearly all just a record on a turntable so you won't miss anything if you just listen to the audio.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post GC i think
but still worth many watches spanks
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this plus more spanks!

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, i realised afterwards that it's had loads of views
last time it was posted was 2 years ago though, and i've never seen it before, so i figured it deserved another go.

spanks?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post bare bum spanks



reach around ....
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post o_0


*drops kecks*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post put a donk on it!!!

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I have watched this - very interesting for those who havent watched it
has been on here many moons ago but a great link none the less !
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen before, but always worth another listen.
Maybe an amen-through-the-ages-mix would be good...
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Amen ftw
www.b3ta.com/links/280659
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ah yes
i say again, that is a great song. sounds like a cross between flying lotus and squarepusher. good job :D
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post seen it before, gotta love the Amen break

I have that amen brother somewhere..
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:18, Reply)
This is a link post Light-Paint Piano Player
Lovely clever video, soz if you've seen it before.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't apologise...
...that's lovely.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post that pic above looks like a massive green cock with a face drawn on it

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's because it is
takes one to know one ;)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
that was lovely. must have taken ages to shoot
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic concept
and amazingly well excecuted i reckon
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, Mary, Joseph and The Donkey...
o_0

Bu..B...That's jus...I... ' '

*speachless*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that is brilliant!
woo and clicked!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post where is that?
its like a TheThe video
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post the space game
excellent strategy game. IN SPACE


(and you mine - it's great)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post dunarf take a while ta load innit

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post really like this!
cheers
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post Tubedubber: Rainbow - (Rock Group) vs Rainbow (Kids TV show)
Ronseal:

Richie Blackmore's 1980 hit "All Night Long"
performed by the original singers of the kids
television show.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No sound :(

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a link post The Black Michelin Man Baby
Soz if old hat.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post turn up the english
and down the portugese (?) please
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Has Jordan given her kid away?

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post crikey
is it dead yet?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking ell
give him free liposuction!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He's trying to eat the microphone as well

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post Photo Shoppery Made Easy
I'm sure that I first saw this on B3ta (it's not coming up on preview and it would have been a while ago anyway) but I've just been playing with it and it's ace!

Some very simple effects that you can apply to photos and it's so easy even I can do it!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving this...
...especially the 'cartooniser'. Great stuff. Clicks.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post if you have gimp, then just go into the filters menu
and you can happily mess about with that for ages and get even more (very nearly) as easily
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
Easier than showing the wife how to use Photoshop for the umpteenth time!
Thanks.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:08, Reply)
This is a link post Nasa needs your help!
Well, the times has come where NASA's Node 3 has been completed and needs a name!
Help, by selecting a name, or choosing your own... (Colbert).
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "7 up"?

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post name it
"Kablouie"
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The Pulsating Executor

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post you win!

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post myfatcock

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohh Shiny
*edit I like how Serenity is no.1 atm. Only 81% more votes than it's nearest rival.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Howard Shipman's Beard

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Not Harold?

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Chris Akabusi

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "Beadle's Hand"

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Joe Node
/Sarah Palin
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Dusty Bin

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post "Princess Dianas Dead Body"

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr. Splashy Pants

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
^This definitely.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a link post Jacqui (my wife) on BBC Breakfast talking about stillbirth I made this!
Jacqs went on BBC Breakfast and BBC News talking about the SANDS why 17 campaign (as well as Radio 5- I already mentioned that thgouh).

The BBC News interview is here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5AS02jPEO4

SANDS campaign site is here:
www.why17.org/

(clicked I made this though obviously it is actually Jacqui not me innit)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Your wife is great! A wonderful campaign.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
yes, she is great, and yes the campaign is wonderful
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent work
What stars you are.

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahaaaaaaaaa!
That is wonderful! I hadn;t seen it before. How marvellous!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Only made it this morning :)
A few gayshift saw it, that's it
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i expect they will use it as their ident
starting this afternoon, and never ever change it ever ever
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You've actually posted something I can watch at work
and good for her :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post totally agree
well done to her, she comes across very well.
sad subject hope her campaign gets the notice it deserves and thanks for posting!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Not sure whether to "Yay" this, given the context...

But... yeah.


I was going to be on BBC1 this weekend. But now I'm not. Meh.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't watch it right now
but I mentioned earlier about a fixed rate (e.g. 10%) of the b3ta donation icons going to the cause for a specific period of time (if it is in need of funds, I'm pretty sure it was last time I checked) and maybe a sideline image challenge to make some Why17 centred donation icons?

Maybe you could nag the powers that be about it?
Hats off to your wife!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff.
Your Mrs looks / seems lovely.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post she is very lovely, yes
i am a very lucky man
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a wonderful cause.
Its a very sad thing :(
Well done to her!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Thumbs up Joel and Jacqui :)

(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems weird clicking 'I Like This' considering the subject matter
but you know what I mean when I do it. :)
Wonderful campaign, and hopefully it can do some real good out there :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post weel done mrs. crab/explosion :)

she was quite good..sad subject though, but good on her
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 10:15, Reply)

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