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This is a link post Nicolas Cage will do anything if the money's right AKA The Wicker Man remake.
This is a short series of clips from the Wicker Man remake. It manages the pretty incredible task of making a lot more sense than the film did.

It's also GC from over 2 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Why can't they respect the masterpiece of the original?

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Because...
THE BEESSNKJNDCDKFB
 (I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 'It manages the pretty incredible task of making a lot more sense than the film did'
have you seen the directors cut? they sacrafise him because they are pagens and believe that by sacraficing him to their gods it will make the crops grow.

the remake is utter shite, and the wickerman at the end looks terrible. and small.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, what?
*tracks this down*
 (I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Think he means, this mashup makes more sense than the remake-film

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh
then my bad, i throrght he meant the remake made more sence than the orginal, hence mini rant.

my apologies :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?
My Proper Wicker Man DVD has a trailer for this abomination as one of the "special features". Ugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "oh no, not the bees. Not the bees. My eyes. My eyes"
... "aarggh"

oh my goodness.
 (chippy time travel agents, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I likes this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-LYbB8RY1o
 (B3taByter Meh, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Daniel Bryant I presume?

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:57, Reply)
This is a link post The Honey Badger. NSFW
This creature is in the Guinness Book Of Records as the world's most FEARLESS animal.

Possible GC as HIGH no. of views but preview sez nope. Marked NSFW for VIOLENCE as he's a vicious little sod. If board disagrees, I'll remove the tick.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Honey Badgers are right evil little fuckers!
I do love them though :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok Red...
....Should I leave the NSFW where it is?
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post honey badgers fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww
Makes you feel patriotic to be a mammal
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Honey Badgers
are fucking hardcore.

Seen a coupla documentaries about them but not this.

Pure nails!
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post my hamster could do one them in a scrap

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat
once killed a peacock.
 (Mr1Zillion&1, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post yay for the honey badger!
his previous posting included one of my all time favourite /links descriptions:
www.b3ta.com/links/208525
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this!
All of teh awesomeness.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Honey Badgers are the Techno Vikings of nature
Dont fuck with them!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The Chuck Norris of the Savannah

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Cute and evil.
This is my favourite honey badger story: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6295138.stm

"British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.
Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic."
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
So they are a secret weapon of the British forces as well. Is there anything they cant do?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a couple at howlett's, i been to see em.
they didn't do much, but not only are they the baddest assest aminal in all of christendom, they also have huge balls.....don't believe me? go to Howletts and check for yourself.
the male there actually drags his balls along the floor everywhere he goes, making him no doubt impervious to any and all pain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:38, Reply)
This is a link post Crazy Digital Painting Moves
I have no idea who this character is or what anime he is from, but I just spent ten minutes staring at this video and going THE COLOURS... THE COLOURS... so I thought you stoners would like it.
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Stoners actually observe something?
There's a new theory.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post The Greatest Minds in Advertising Join Forces - Red Nose Day 2009
Don't think it's been on here yet.
(redflame36, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post How did the admiral guy get in on that?
Good...needed more meerkat tho
 (I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post More meerkat...
...less Michael wanker winner.
 (Mark- lurking since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The Warm, Fluffy People of Advertising
This is genuinely good. Almost good enough to make you forget that, for the rest of the time, the people of Advert Land are Fuck Nutted Puke Inducers.
 (iamthemonkey is Brian Blessed's sex pet, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a link post A fat guy & a muppet
well Gervais & Elmo
 (Baron Greenback Still in Sunny Singapore, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 2:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll stick my night out here...
and say that I really really really like this.

*edit* by night I mean neck... and there's a sign that I'm tired and should go to bed
 (I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I still like Gervais
I actually find his bird like screach of a laugh makes me smile, although it should cause more of a reaction akin to finger nails on a blackboard.
 (Baron Greenback Still in Sunny Singapore, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 6:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^^^^
He made me laugh on Comic Relief last night :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post was on last night
www.b3ta.com/links/290381
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a link post Gordon Brown's Downfall - The Prequel NSFW
following on from the Hitler video below heres one about Gordon Brown but uses different scenes from the movie,it's rather good
NSFW for sweary

Funniest line..
"Put a vagina on your head and have some sense fucked into you"
(redflame36, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this is awesomeness

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
"Thank fuck I'm with Bupa"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post saw this mildly funny name on an interview last night
laugh, i almost did
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a link post finger condoms?
small penis? then you need "finger condoms"...
SFW
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post These would have their uses,
I reckon....
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll also save on under-nail cleaning after giving the shocker

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post don't mock..
as a former chef, I can attest to the usefulness of these - they prevent loosing a plaster (band-aid) off your finger in some unlucky punter's food. Of course, there has been an instance or two when I've lost the "condom minimum" and the plaster as well!
 (I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post would a glove
not have done just as well?
 (cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know if I have a small penis
the two girls I've asked couldn't answer as they were laughing too hard
 (cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 1:10, Reply)
This is a link post another one of these
probably GC
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I ain't seen it
and it made me chuckle :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post that is the best thing ever
though you'd have had to seen a lot of the other first...

some genius lines in there.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe his legs had just grow?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post english
i speak so good now
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post very clever. liked it a lot

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The lesbian part made me LOL

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason
the subtitles on this one just seemed so much more frank and in rhythm that at one point I even began to put the English words to Hitler-man's German - fuck that was weird.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "Hitler-man"
:D

edit this is my 1000th post on /links !!!111oneoneone!
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that
self-referential humor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This one stars irelands no1 singer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRcH1qWYibo&feature=channel_page
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious
I had tears streaming down my face. Every line a gem.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post An amusing screenshot of facebook
I was looking into the new facebook layout to see how to use it all proper and I spotted this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehehee
i know your real name.

i don't care, but the knowledge has given me some sort of voyeuristic pleasure.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I think it's in my B3ta profile anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:29, Reply)
This is a link post Feargal Sharkey
Who remembers him? He's done well for himself has the lad, apparently!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm got an email from prs this week about google
looks like youtube has followed suit. No feker wants to pay artists money for their music any more :/ the amount in royalties an artist makes from these plays is a pittence anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had long established vids removed 'cos of copyright violations,
dunno if related but it annoys me, esp as I'd credited all those used and promoted them.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post Nostalgia Critic & Nostalgia Chic review Ferngully
With BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENTS
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Aviary
A new online image editing programme by the guy behind Worth 1000. It's actually seriously impressive stuff, and surely useful to someone at b3ta? Anyway, there's 4 different apps - an image editor (ala PS/gimp), a vector editor, an efects editor and a colour editor. Really impressed with this!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That does look pretty awesome
I turned the sound down at about 3:17 as I swear it was going into some kind of binaural beat situation!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:21, Reply)
This is a link post Jeru
Ya playin yaself







Gold
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post not bad
'sbeen a long time since I've seen that
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a link post Breakfast Song
NO MO BACON.

Nearly half a million views on the youtubes, but seemingly not GC...
(Senseless, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Darwin
I find it ironic that he is singing in front of a drum kit with "Darwin" written on it.
 (ladma www.ladma.net, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL'd!
Well spotted :)
 (nobuttocks last besmirched the internet on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I did a mix of breakfast songs once
lastnightadjkilledmydog.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=297372
Funny time of day to be listening to them, but heigh ho and all that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a link post BACON SOAP!
mmm bacon!
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *Makes nitroglycerine instead*
*resets worlds dept*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post FIGHT!
second rule of fight club : see rule 1
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
i like to be clean but then i also like to eat bacon... Now this brings me to wonder which is better ...

fiiiiiiiight

 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Stobbit with that goddamn redex now,
iz buggin me...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post okies

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post :P
just click and i'll get something from it, no need to sign up :D


cheers for the clicks :)
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post do you actually get money for a click
or just fake online money?

Just clicked you 94p btw :)
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't Bacon Soap in an episode
of Invader Zim?
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
Zim: Why waas there BACON IN THE SOAP?
Gir: I made it myself!
 (Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yummmmmmmnuyuminayum . . .
Eatin' a few slices of that oughta clean ya right out !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You should have baconised it!
bacolicio.us/http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Bacon-Soap/





www.b3ta.com/links/Bacon
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:25, Reply)
This is a link post Loose Women I made this!
I taped some Loose Women from Wednesday's show for everyone who missed it.
(ladma www.ladma.net, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post post a 3rd link for luck!!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I will
I made both these in the last few days. My aim is to get another out soon.
 (ladma www.ladma.net, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I did a lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post fooking heck mate
get a WOOOO from me that was ACE !

 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
are you posting a failing image on purpose so that people click?

You just got 54p from me you git!
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post huraaah !

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
well it made me snigger
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That gets a click from me!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha :D

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha
Jane McDonald is a bloke!
 (I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty good :)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That made me giggle like a schoolgirl!.....
....great stuff - clicktastic
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Clicks with glee!
I was loving the silent treatment, the facial expressions just seemed to get funnier as it went on :)
 (LittleKitty, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
great!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than
expected
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Excellent, don't know why it so funny but it works.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that is great!
bravo!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He's got tears in his eyes...
"I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.....BECAUSE..."

Sterling work, Sirrah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
I would just like to say that this is fucking brilliant. That programme should be banned. It's like watching evolution starting to work backwards in front of your eyes.
 (I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post deep voice
Sounds like Tanya Arnold on Look North...
 (shaurz, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Made my night!

(MrTM, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post holy crap..
The brunette on the right turned into GreyBloke.
 (NekomimiNinja now with a couple percent more posting, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god!
They're so stupid and ill informed!
 (vibrating tuna, Sun 22 Mar 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a link post Stockwell The Movie I made this!
A Trailer for a new "based on actual events" movie.
 (ladma www.ladma.net, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
I think giving him a gun would kind of defeat the object of a movie though :p
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:33, Reply)

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