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This is a link post Epic Fail In A Drain
Classic story
Girl drops keys down drain
Man gets in drain
Man gets stuck in drain
People take photos and the piss
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's classic!
Any video footage of bystanders laughing not helping is the greatest esp. in Manc.
 (Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
I like it where it says his name is graham, but everyone knows him as Pikey.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *Thinks*.........
*Long piece of string & chewing gum*
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why we have
Magnets & String :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post video evidence of Gerrard hitting another innocent member of the public
I hope he gets sent down for that
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)
This is a link post Racist walrus
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen Drawn Together in aaages.
Love that show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a link post Keyboard Cat Moon T-Shirt
Quite special.
 (UTB, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Been posted a few times already I think

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen it

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post those were to vote for it to get printed
its now available to actually buy as of this morning!

i've already ordered mine and one for the g/f!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post YouTube Mash up I made this!
a mix of some youtube clips i like
(doodoodoo, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post fine selection, sir

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i like
i click
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a lot of mental right there.
P.S. What's the junglists names at about the 4:30 mark?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post David "Ram Jam" Rodigan!

(doodoodoo, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Humans can be such odd ceatures.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post what was the second clip from?
beeeeettter
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post alice in wonderland
beeeetter!
 (doodoodoo, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post this reminds me a lot of Retard-O-Tron
great stuff!
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a link post Tiny rats with tiny instruments
A bit like photoshop, but without photoshop...
 (mystic_egg, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post haha! they are fab!

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your signature bit.
I agree with it a great deal.

So have you heard from ernie lately? I feel b3ta has been lacking his twisted bitter ways.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe!
No I haven't had the pleasure a calling him a cnut for a bit.... maybe he got bored of me :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Or possibly of breathing oxygen
But where's the fun in him running away forever, when he can come back here for friendship :-)
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
Don't eat the baby!


 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post they are fab
but not sure why they need to point out the lady who took the pics is single.

Of course she is. bless her.
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
haha
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)
This is a link post All of Californias problems solved.
Dear God I hope this is fake but I fear not
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post wow the stuff on those things that the people make
like, machines can make it for us! What a loon!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I am always surprised..like...
by how stupid people are. Like. And Everything. Like.... aarrggh!
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *head implodes*

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I like, liked the single clap at the end, and liked the kid, who was like, staring thinking WTF, like.

Slaves?!?!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post *Self-Digests*

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a goddam Commie to me!
Get her!
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post So erm I would like, am, die...if ahm I had to like listen to people like her all day

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck...
...is she going on about?
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Kill it, kill it with fire

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that was truely inspiring
I wonder if they committed her after that little speech?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a link post WARNING: SELF PROMOTION ALERT! Dr Sketchys London This Saturday. NSFW
Its a great event where you'll be entertained by Burlesque Performers and have the chance to sketch Sexy Models. Oh did I mention I'll be performing a new routine and posing for Life drawing?
Marked NSFW incase you decide to look at some of the pictures of sexy peoples in their underwears.
 (I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd never
Thought about sketching as a hobby before.... hmmm...:)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:18, Reply)
This is a link post CATcerto ........... (Keyboard cat's sophisticated cousin)
Lithuanian composer Mindaugas Pieèaitis got his orchestra to make a
concerto for NORA, the piano playing cat.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM

Apols if GC.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was going to be rubbish...
... but it's FANTASTIC. A++++, would listen again.
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanking You

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
CAT IS ACCIDENTALS MAEK MUSIK, YES?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Correct..

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed..

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i bluddy luvv this innit! :D
superb :D
edit: especially 2:52
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That was all of the amazings.

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I LOVE that!
great link!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i can haz one of theez plz? :D
*clickety-click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
I'm going home to put the cat on the piano now...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The composer is quite good too!
=P
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post Wireless Leccy!!
Sorry if it bindun....but ....
 (never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bloody great idea.
But isn't the tech the same kind of thing that was used in 'Scanners' which made peoples heads go pop?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post My energy bill's high enough
without my neighbours poaching my lekky to run their industrial sex toys. I wonder if you'll be able to password it, like wifi.
 (13ffx should be working..., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
I very much doubt it, especially as it's just transmitted through resonance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as wireless Speccy
Geek-gasm unfulfilled :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get why this is news
...my Oral-B electric toothbrush has recharged itself by a wireless 'resonance' system for over ~20 years.
For resonance, read induction.
 (Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post and as the article says
yer man tesla invented this ages ago
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:53, Reply)
This is a link post Monkey Island just got released onto iPhone.

Hell yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yes indeed
I've just bought Peggle and my girlfriend is now officially an iPhone widow.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Just bought it
(because of your post). Awesome, no I need never get anything done again.
 (13ffx should be working..., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
What a good week. First Streets of Rage on it and now Monkey Island!
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a link post Call Of Duty Animation - Awesome!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:34, Reply)
This is a normal post full jeep, go!
fucking awesome
 (richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post quite nice
but the entire thing was spoilt for me by the use of "inspired on" at the beginning.
 (13ffx should be working..., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)
This is a link post Goatse Ring
An ebay auction for a ring which I think looks alot like the Goatse!
 (I helped save b3ta! One More Fatty on the pile since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffthahaha. Ruby rectum FTW

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This is a link post Johnny Vegas And A Potters Wheel

(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Pure unadulterated genius.
WIN.
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent but...
.. if that's Johnny Vegas, who's the bloke in the tea advert?
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Monkey.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post genius
mrs spimf and i saw him do this act a few years ago now at the edinburgh fringe - we ended up on stage in smocks waving tambourines as his gospel backing choir.

he licked my face.

i was lucky - one of my female friends was forced to lick one of his nipples.

WE FUCKING MADE HIS CAREER. AND DID HE THANK US?


DID HE FUCK!
 (I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh. I just don't get him at all...

(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars themed acapella
Sang to various famous film themes. Star wars geekery at it's finest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh.
The top right one looks like fisting.

Seen it before, but well worth a look :)
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I probably should like this.
But i do.
 (I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a link post Do you take this man...
No cos his crumping skills are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *Pulls out machine gun*

*Is going to jail after what he's about to do*


Why isn't there an 'I hate this' button? Nowt against you Beejay, but what a bunch of fucking twats.
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on, Colonel...
It's definitely cheesy, but it's just a bunch of people having fun. No need to be so negative.

Be happy instead. It's far nicer :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Agree
Have an Ice-cream and a good shout and it'll all get better
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Uber agree
Aye, it's actually pretty nice, mildly cringeworthy, but i can imagine it was a hell of a lot of fun, and it's their day, not yours! Cynics be damned!
 (Senseless, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry but I have to agree with the Colonel
That was total cringe
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 5:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate to say it
But I quite enjoyed that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post don't worry
against my better judgement, as did i.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this yesterday
And I too very much enjoyed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep me too
Besides, look how happy they are! Brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I have two reactions to this.
1) That's quite fun.
2) The needed to hire suits from somewhere else, those were bloody awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought that too

(KnackerDwarf, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they were meant to be a bit,
you know, naff...
It would have looked a bit odd otherwise.
With the sunglasses and everything else.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
A good wedding should be fun. A good mate of mine is off to Merka for a wedding in a couple of weeks, and he's had to learn the whole of the Thriller dance... I will be demanding video on his return.

In the mean time... Av it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqiw-Kqtlr0
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This sort of willful wackiness makes me want to kill
Get some respect, you cunts! You're getting married not attending a school disco.
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Respect to who?
If it's what the bride and groom wants, then they are entitled to it are they not?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Grumpy gits
are missing the point. They made their wedding day even more totally unforgettable. A wedding is total wilful *everything*, including wackiness if they fucking well want it to be. As is letting your inhibitions down for just one fucking day and allowing yourself to have a good time even if it means looking like a twunt. Where was the bride's dad?
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think treating marriage as a celebration is a bad thing.
Of course, when and if you get married, you can have the freedom to walk solomnly down the aisle with a face like a sack of dried apricots if you like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this
to the value of 1 (one) click.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post My other half loves this stuff,
I hate it, but the ungainly nature and overall participation and audience reaction won me over, quite enjoyed. Wouldn't "Favorite" it or anything but I'm sure the other half has twatted and failbooked it already.
 (Doogie Talons, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Barring the music, that was fucking brilliant.
Every bride should get a fucking standing ovation and cheers when they walk down the aisle and every wedding should be like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate a lot of the stuffy/pretentious/overly-traditionalised stuff of weddings, so I actually loved this.
I'm not much of a fan of the whole marriage idea, but this definitely seems more of a celebration than any wedding I've been to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post how do we get our wedding on the internet?
lets turn it into a fucking clown show....

divorced within the year.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post god will kill them all

(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:17, Reply)
This is a normal post how is this on the popular page
I don't get it
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:48, Reply)
This is a link post FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This is highly fucking disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I am chuckling and giggling away at this
I can't really explain why. I think it's good that it's an ugly-ass dog though; I'd definitely find it disturbing if it was an Alsatian or a Golden Labrador.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:00, Reply)
This is a normal post damn
no money shot!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post just NO. No!

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Harness, Dickey & Pierce, PLC. Not really a group I want representing me.
I just picture the secretary picking up the phone several hundred times a day; "Harness, Dickey & Pierce, please hold."
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:56, Reply)
This is a link post Fluffs dressed as foods
Ronseal.

GC says no on the link, but the pics inside might be. I dunno.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave McF wrote some words on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Epiphany might enjoy this
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
I think he will!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:17, Reply)
This is a link post Dance of joy the selfish gene
Old people dance and morph to origional sound track by Israeli band selfish gene
(antnhec, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)

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