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This is a link post Pet Pingu - I want one!!!

I was bit by one when i was 7 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Wild animals shouldn't be kept as pets, however
since he seems to come and go as he pleases then maybe it's OK. I dunno.
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes indeed.
But check out his backpack!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always wanted one too
Sauteed in a vintage Chianti, then grilled with some new potatoes and mange-tout.

om nom nom nom om om nom nom mom
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds lovely, what time should i come over?
More penguin Recipes / Nutritional Facts!

www.sugisorensen.com/penguin/
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm 16, Male and in The Pub!
Are you still interested?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Bingo,
Sounds like my sort of party
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
After looking at that site, I may change the menu now, to Penguin Froi Gras on toast.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABeWlY0KFv8
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, a double 'om'...
...and a 'mom'

That's some good eatin'
 (I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:40, Reply)
This is a link post another cover by me
Just another little music cover by me - Enya's "Fairytale" given the synth treatment. I'll maybe rework it a bit. or maybe not as I am a lazy git.
 (I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ehllo 'point.
The Enya thing isn't for me, BUT the Doc. Who theme is excellent. Much better than the current arrangement the BBC are using. Get in there!
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ta muchley :-)
all I need now is Amy Pond *drools*
 (I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a link post Shocking Accents but Good Tune!

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I like The Rolling Stones
But they did rob alot of Muddy Waters, etc
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone else think Mick Jagger looks like Jamie Oliver?

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post yes but
only jamie oliver on a centrifuge
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Jagger does Forrest Gump singing the blues.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post King of Sound and Ruler of the Beats
Beardyman on BBC interview is awesomely subtitled. Well spotted Danny Wallace (whose photo blog this links to)
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ne'er a truer word spoke.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)
This is a link post "England FC's Golden age was 1886 - 1900"
Short(5 mins)Today programme interview with a couple of people discussing why England do badly at Football. Main Conclusion seems to be the level of expectation is high due to our invention of the game.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Jonathan Wilson = God
Inverting the Pyramid is probably the best football book ever.
 (yorksroyal, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo
Glad to hear you say that, as I've just ordered it off Amazon. He always seems very sage on the Guardian Football podcasts.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post England also invented, Scotland, Wales, The Isle of Man AND The Isle of White!!
Lets party like it's 1949
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i was gonna buy that but bought the book about clough at leeds (thats been made into a film) instead. will get it soon (ie payday!)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post inverting the pyramid
'with steven seagal' ..I have a feeling (half way through wilson's book) that hollywood not battering down his door.
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
You never know. I can see Tom Cruise as Johann Cruyff, with Bill Murray as Rinus Michels. Trying to develop Total Football whilst a convervative member of the KNVB, perhaps played by an English actor (to make them a baddie), tries to stick with more conventional methods.

EDIT: BTW, I know Tom Cruise looks nothing like Johann Cruyff. They wouldn't care.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
I hope you are aware of the blog "zonal marking" which draws a lot from that book and is updated pretty much daily..
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post Higgs Bosom may sound like the Doctor Who theme tune
Awesome, I expect half a dozen B3ta remixes in this thread by tea time ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Higgs "Bosom"?
Is that why we have a large Hardon Collider?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post you're lucky I spelt Higgs right :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Countdown to THAT given a beat!
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Warning: Contains Science
I loved this quote:

"If it's lots of energy it will be louder and if it's just a bit of energy it will be quieter."

Umm yeah, no shit Sherlock
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Higgs badger - giving mass to particles since 14 000 000 000 BC

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post The Writer Who Could Not Read.
I love this animator.
 (Scritty Bakerman., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
click from me
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
This is a link post Naked lady runs amok in Utah!
Is being tasered while nude worse than if you are clothed I wonder?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't think it makes a difference
lots of voltage jazzing through your body either way.

also, this is an interesting link from that page: sltrib.com/sltrib/blogs/military/49810678-58/afghanistan-afghans-american-drugs.html.csp

the americans must love afghanistan, all that scag they can sell...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Keeps 'em quiet.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell, what the hell do you have to have gone through to do all that
I sure as fuck wouldn't consider climbing through barbed wire naked even if I was on crazy pills.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post video or it didn't happen

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Utah looks like a fun place to live!
Limping man discovers he was shot!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hhhhhhhardcore
(or VERY strong whiskey)
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)
This is a link post Lockheed P-791 Airship
Amazingly it has hovercraft landing gear. Wish they'd shown more of the landing
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Fat-bottomed Zeppelins make the rockin' world go round!
Seriously though, it look like someone took the LZ 127 Graf Zeppelin, locked it in a cupboard for 2 years and force fed it BigMacs and Lard-shakes!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post its very inconspicuous

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Great video
That music irritated me somewhat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a link post Rapper plagues Greater Manchester Police with 999 calls
Obsessed much!?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like they got 999 problems, but a bitch ain't one

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post teha

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Phone the Police
Phone the Police, Phone 'Em!
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes.
Oh yes oh yes oh yes.

Loving that comment, TGA :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Cocaine is a Hell-Uvah drug

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame methadrone
...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon it's Monty Propps

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)
This is a link post Follow up on one minute one take rippingoffness I made this!
Hullo! Thought I'd give an update on my situation with someone ripping off a film I made and winning a trip to Cannes, which I mentioned yesterday here: www.b3ta.com/links/487214

MoFilm were very nice and reasonable and professional when I spoke to them directly, and both them and Nokia have issued an apology, as can be seen here and here. The person who entered it has had her prizes revoked and been sent back from Cannes. Meanwhile our film is being shown at the London Film Festival, which I've been given free tickets too! RESULT!

Thanks so much to everyone who made a big deal about this! If I ever meet any of you I'll at least give you a hug, maybe even a beverage.

INTERNETS YEAH!

Edit: Oh balls this is a repost. Sorry I didn't post this earlier!
 (Cap'n, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Brilliant stuff, glad to hear you got a decent result out of it.
I did wonder if the organisers, (Mo film and Nokia) would just sweep it under the carpet and palm you off with an excuse to avoid embarrassment and save them the trouble of dealing with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fantastic.
Usually these things do get fobbed off, well done sir!

And well done Nokia et al for doing the right thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post top stuff, well done

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you get in trouble for glassing your own cock
congrats on the happy ending and acknowledgement for what you had done.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you can get in trouble for glassing your own cock
I might need to get to emergency services now...

But yes, thanks very very much!
 (Cap'n, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Just read all about it.
Well done! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know that the girl
got sent back from Cannes! Did she fully admit to copying you then?
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post See this: Mofilm statement.
"The previous winner has admitted to copying somebody else’s work, which broke the terms of entering the competition. The prizes awarded for the entry have been revoked."
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoops
Thanks :) More coffee needed!
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Result.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hurrah
well done matey
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Just read through all that
1) What a woo-some and amazing 60 seconds the original is
2) What a barefaced and sub-standard rip off. It's slow, poorly shot, poorly timed, crap quality. Oh my word.
3) Good luck in LANDAN
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post haha brilliant
I'd love to have seen the face of the cheating winner when they told her to pack her bags. She won't live that down in a hurry.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Congratulations, good to see some justice done
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is wonderful news
It took a while to get the Nokia PR leviathan to move, but it seems to have done the right thing.

Hopefully the girl who made the copy has learnt her lesson and will move on. Better she was caught now rather than later.
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit cheeky that they didn't give YOU the prizes, and instead are going to choose a new winner.
Here's hoping you get something at the LFF, seeing as it looks like you aren't getting any of the prizes taken from the copycat.
 (I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post He didn't enter and the entry would have been illegible anyway
due to it already being on Youtube for over a year. The other wronged parties were the genuine entrants who would have won the prize without her.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post even funnier (sorry Cap'n)
the other guys link got more replies and is on the popular page! good to see it there, either would do tbh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hurrah well done :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool :)
As reported here: www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/mobile-phones/7847815/Nokia-in-plagiarism-row-after-short-film-award-winner-disqualified-for-cheating.html

Jemma must feel like a right muppet
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done Will! Hooray for you!
Hope you don't mind me posting this! Hey everyone! Here's an N-Dubz video featuring WILL TRIBBLE HIMSELF the hero of the hour, getting PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY DAPPY! YEAH! About the 1:10 mark is where the violent action is.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIVEbMApYaQ

Punching Will Tribble in the face will soon be Dappy's greatest claim to fame.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Really Glad it Worked Out For You
Was very upset at the principle of the thing before even seeing how shockingly poor the remake was. Bastards

I hope rip-off woman now feels suitably ashamed for what she did
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post cynical....
imagine this was all planned by nokia in the first place.

they've had some excellent PR out of this...

not saying it was but it could have been.
 (get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The plot thickens but it's not a conspiracy, well, you decide.
www.nokiaminimo.com/blog/?p=514

They were assisted by one of those 'student ambassador' type people who Nokia give stuff to so they go around Uni saying how great Nokia is it sounds like.

www.facebook.com/nokia.uk?v=app_123980184287194 they call them connectors. They were there to help out ANY filmmaker by loaning them cameras according to the guide in the photos so don't read too much into that part.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The ripoff video is aboslute shit anyway. Looks like it was filmed with a cell phone - maybe that was the point?

Edit: Oh, it was. Well they could have used a better phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 1:39, Reply)
This is a link post Spamtastic Solar Clamp Light! I made this!
I'm pretending I've just bought the fatastic Solar Clamp Light. In fact I'm stuck in a small room somewhere in China (no idea where, there's no windows). It would be a useful item if I was allowed out to pee... the bulb blew in our outhouse two months ago.

Please help. Send food. Or lightbulbs.

[mod edit: spammer banned, link changed, post may have been edited]
 (Cotmweaselee, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post spuck off with your cam you funt

(I helped save b3ta! Barksley thinks he doesn't think he thinks, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you'd suck your own cock if it wasn't so tiny, that's what I think about it

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Get. To. Fuck. Spamwhore.

(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi there
I bought that product and can I just say to EVERYBODY reading - DO NOT BUY THIS.

As soon as I got it home it raped my mother and kid brother. Then when I tried to send it back to the manufacturer it raped me too. I am writing this on my HTC Desire from the basement as he has us locked in.

SEND HELP
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I used this on my last camping trip
and a fox ate my kids.

Does not recommend.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to buy a pair of fake nike trainers from the far east just to kick the shit out of the fantastic solar clamp light in an appropriate manner

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
get you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post HEY YOU!!
unfortunately it looks like all your "ENGLAND GAMES ON ITV = ENGLAND DO NOT WIN" theory was right!!!

Goddamn!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha...
I seen this on sky sports news, they were going on about ITV never showing a winning england world cup game.
 (Andy-Bhoy I'm here all week, try the veal., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Bag of useless cheap made shit
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 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Bag of useless cheap made shit
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worst. product. ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish it wasn't but, I felt a duty to forewarn people.
The upside is we can be really positive now it's not on ITV anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I went camping on the dark side of the moon and was relying on this
it couldn't even rape me
 (slarty, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post They mostly come at night... Mostly
and I was relying on the fantastic solar clamp light to guide me back to the dropship. But the c*nt failed me and I was cocooned with the others. Dave the chestburster says hi.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, We're going to nuke the site from orbit, to be sure.
Oh hang on, our nukes are solar clamp light powered, doh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought two of these for my parents to use
the lamp leaked some kind of acid on to my father as he slept causing blindness in his eye region.
My mother was troubled by traumatic visions whenever the lamp was switched on.
DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT IT'S SHIT
7/10 would buy from again
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Into the mud, scum queen!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
That went well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post you know if I was a spamcunt I'd be spamming links to my competition
as a way of sabotaging their sales, because this makes me want to never buy this product.

In fact there's a strong chance that if you spammed an ad for air, I'd stop breathing just to fuck with you.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)
This is a link post France's World Cup told as the Bayeux Tapestry I made this!
There's not been a report on a France game like this for nearly 950 years.
 (I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 7:56, Reply)
This is a normal post domenech is a complete cunt
it couldn't have happened to a more deserving coach

edit - how rude, woo to the pic, it's very good! though you could post it on the main board too, it'd probably get more responses there
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!

(Smale is stuffed, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
France are dreadful. How can people who are paid so much be so stubborn and retarded. Get to France.
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That made the whole thing make a lot more sense than the BBC reporting

(I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
fucking excellent. les bleus? les shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post fabulous
That is all.
^That was all
^^So...that doesn't exist then, right? And neither do I. Err...
*'pocalypse*

 (I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi there
Was reading some World Cup tweets and via the medium of purple links I noticed ITV host Ned Boutling tweeting this image. Nice work!
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This is excellent
Have a click sir
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
This is a link post Don't shit your pants - A survival horror game
GC. Now with Kongregate achievement for extra goodness.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 7:48, Reply)
This is a link post How Photoshop 5's New Features Will Be Wasted Online
Waste is a matter of opinion.
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 7:27, Reply)
This is a link post Prob GC

but I don't care
 (I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post He NEEDS TO HEAR THE GUITAR!!
Bless him.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)
This is a link post Using a blowtorch in the Kitchen I made this!
My tomatoes are peaking Read the whole article here crackercoast.com/crackerchat/content.php/221-Blow-Torch-in-the-Kitchen-how-to-skin-Tomato-without-parboiling

This works great for all sorts of things. Once upon a noob I thought this was what pearoasting meant Never tried it on a pear.
(I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 6:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just saying...but...
If you run a knife over a tomato to make a small cross at the base then leave it in a bowl of boiling water for like 5mins the skin just lifts off, you can put like 20 tomatoes in a bowl at once, this has got to be quicker than blowtorching off the skin of each tomato individually and generates less mess. (i didnt read the article only watch the vid so apologies if you covered that)
 (Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 mins is a bit long, I'd say...
...about a minute will do it, normally.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah you can tell though
because the skin almost comes off itself thanks to the slit.

Oo-er
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That is the traditional way called parboiling
The problem is it heats the entire tomato and cooks the fruit to a deeper level. to do it Proper, you would plunge the fruit immediately into Ice water to stop the heat.
this method minimises the heat that reaches the fruit.
Overall this is much faster, once you consider all the other preparation. Most times I flash several with thew torch before I peel.
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I just say....
Ewwwwwww Clean your sink fella....
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's the burnt skins
of the ones he did earlier :)
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, fair enough.
I keep a clean kitchen, I'm not overly manic about cleanliness, but for some reason I cannot abide a dirty kitchen sink, it gives me the fear/rage.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes I did a few prior I wouldn't film my kitchen in a filthy state. old and in need of remodel but its clean and free of bugs.
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This is quicker
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLLPCxl9PDQ
 (slarty, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical fucking yank
blow the shit out of it, that'll do!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)
This is a link post Violin & D.J.
Have some classy hip-hop.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet.
And all without even looking at each other.
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 5:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't even have to watch this
to know that it's Paul Dateh and he is awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post clickity clickity
woo!
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post Zidane'd.
Mostly gc.
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 4:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
now can I have 0:12 seconds of my life back please?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 4:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 5:10, Reply)
This is a link post Trucker Says He Drank Beer While Driving for a GOOD Reason
So when police stopped this guy, his excuse was as ballsy as they come:

"I drank beer to stay awake"
 (BrianGilmore, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 3:02, Reply)

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