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This is a link post Franks Fantastic Funeral - Don't let Frank die a paupers death!
If you hadn't heard, Frank Sidebottom died without very much money and was facing a paupers funeral. Donate here so he gets the send off he deserves.
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Bury him
in an oversized papier mache coffin
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this replacing the 'make Frank have a meaningless number 1 record' group?
This would be better in my opinion.

Some of my favourite Frank bits were on Remote Control www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPYVeoFhUA
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's up to
9 grand already. Cost for the funeral covered. Should be a blinder of a send off for a very nice chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummmm much as I loved Frank he died in his house in Hale
For those of you unaware, Hale has 2 or 3 of the most expensive post codes to live in outside of London. I dont see how it would be possible to die a pauper and also own a house there.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know..
That he owned the house he lived in?
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post He didnt own it, he rented it
(my mistake)

I liked the guy but still there are penalties to pay for living somewhere you cant afford.

Id love to live in Hale or some other swanky place, but I cant afford it so I dont.

He should have lived down the road in Timperley.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
I just see it as an equivalent of paying for a CD of his that he didn't get a chance to make.
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be the house he rented
edit -
news.bbc.co.uk/local/manchester/hi/people_and_places/newsid_8752000/8752639.stm
a bit of a run through of all the stuff he got up to in his time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post When I go
I'd want people to just put me in T-Chest and throw me up the dump.
Save the money and use it on a right royal piss up!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Be sure
to get someone to send me an invite!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh!
I forgot to mention, I'm selling tickets now for a £100 quid.
I take PayPal
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd check the credentials of the facebook page first...
..but assuming this is real, it's a sweet thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post All seems above board
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/10392981.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Jon Ronson been on twitter about it all day. And if you can't trust Ronson who can you trust?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The Illuminati?
Jon is great though, so he'll do on their behalf ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, ok.
Cant say fairer than that. Maybe if the money raised ends up being a crazy amount, then they could even send some of it to charity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:10, Reply)
This is a link post Lax drug laws reduce crime in Portugal
Drug deaths are down, infections are down,drug usage ...well that's down too. Just confirming what we all knew ,really.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile, the UK has some of the highest rates of heroin and cocaine use in Europe.
Another great victory for prohibition, then...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait
drug use is down? I can understand drug-related crime being down (for various reasons, not least of which being the fact that when stuff stops being illegal, doing it isn't a crime any more) and whatnot, but if drug use is down that suggests that there were people who were taking drugs just because they were illegal. That seems like some pretty odd behaviour to me.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It just occurred to me
that relaxing drug laws might make it easier for drug addicts to seek help and thus get off drugs. So that makes sense then.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post Charlie and Lola - The worstest in the Barn

(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)
This is a link post How (parts of ) America views soccer
Sorry for the crap quality.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post and parts of the uk

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
A Welsh mate of mine calls football players, fans and anyone else who doesn't FUCKING LOVE rugby, 'poofs'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He has a point.
Also, if a match has an end score of 2 - 1, that means in an hour and a half 3 things happened separated by ages and ages of things nearly happening.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I have been to see a Major League baseball game,
and an NFL 'match' and they were both mindbogglingly shit and boring, but I had a good time nonetheless and didn't feel the need to have a cry about it. I don't understand what the obsession with calling football boring is. The vast majority of the world would disagree, no?
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the potential for a tie does it.
In hockey, you have to have a shoot-out until someone scores. maybe it's the competition thing, donno.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, guess what?
All sports are quite shit!
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post Drunk guys shoot each other in the arse.
I love my country.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83EkgWT4X7c
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
BWAHAHA
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe,
that was the first thing that sprung to mind when I read the story too. :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Common practice, been going on for years
Men are always shooting over each others arse's in Horsham.
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post Good news everyone!
New Futurama season
Here's the first 2 episodes in full..

Rebirth
In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela
 (spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe if people stopped posting it up online they'd have more viewers on tv and therefore get new contracts easier?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Quiet, Happytoast
That almost sounds like reasonable logic.
 (__, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post someone call the web sheriff

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the reason
it has been brought back is because of DVD sales. Seems never to have rated brilliantly, but been cult enough to support secondary sales.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a brilliant plan
let's all stop downloading and save the TV industry
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Osborne must be kicking himself he didn't come up with it yesterday

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post the coke parties don't pay for themselves

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey kids, stop all the downloadin'!

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post won't someone think of rupert murdoch's children

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it...
...even showing on UK TV?
 (Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sky never stopped (repeating)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh the old stuff, yeah...
...I was wondering about the new series.
 (Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall watch it
online and in 6 years time when it is on Sky2

EDIT: but on surfthechannel which is slightly less ad-riddled than that dubious site listed above (and has first 4 eps)
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lets hope it's season 2-3 good and not season 4 poopy.
 (UTB, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Poopy? No.
It's got the coffee episode, the universe boxes episode, the Sting, and an episode entitled Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles. Regardless of whether Season 2 was better, this is not a poopy season.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)
This is a link post Agadoo TBH I made this!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaga...do do do
(kryn, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)
This is a link post The 23 worst Tyrants in the world today
Informative but very sobering stuff.

I'd try to put a photo or a quote here to fill the link out a bit but no, I really don,t want to.

Read at your own happiness's risk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post click
i like stuff like this it makes me feel a bit better about myself...
 (Philip_newzealand, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post


1,996 people like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post lock 'em up!

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, I thought George W. Bush was the reason for all suffering in the world?!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post But Bush didn't start up a toture prison and tried to give it a nice name
oh wait....
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet those other guys didn't have fun games like "human pyramid" or "bark like a dog"
almost sounds like Cheerleader Camp.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Does that
mean that they actually the BEST at tyranny, and are therefore the BEST tyrants?
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Kim Il Jong
Straight in at number 1 like a bullet!
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It takes a special kind of dictator to sieze power by murdering his own father.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oedipus

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:37, Reply)
This is a link post A good point from Andy Townsend
I have a feeling this twitter account is a fake, but this comment made laugh.
 (Philip_newzealand, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
twitter.com/RtHonDAlexander

Best spoof Twitter account ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
Also, I think I'm going a bit mad. My stuff seems to be moving round my office by itself. I'm sure my desk was by the window. Ho-hum
 (Philip_newzealand, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post I'm sure this'll please a few people here :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
smbc is ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is new to me. Fanks.
 (MyFakeName, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)
This is a link post My sleeping teenage son vs. A VUVUZELA! I made this!
Thought I'd put this up here because I'm quite pleased with it!

"www.fiverr.com" was in the newsletter a few weeks back - people offering services for $5. I saw "artcarlson", professional American movie voiceover artist, and I thought "I'll have a bit of THAT!".

EDIT: It's a bit revealing about where I live (I only made it for the family), so please don't come round and toot yours too..
EDIT: Had to take it down I'm afraid, family privacy concerns.
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Good job he wasn't...
strangling his trouser snake when you snuck in!
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha, ace!
good use of wilhelm scream too!
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, well spotted cheers
I put that in because my son delights in finding them!
 (Super Jet Shoes, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post How much is your neighbour's house on the market for?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's To Let
But you don't want to live next door to me parping that bloody thing all day
 (Super Jet Shoes, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post CRAZZEEE DAD

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh
you are just down the road.

/toots
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "This video has been removed by the user."

(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm...
I wonder if a slightly obnoxious website decided to have a go?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:35, Reply)
This is a link post Come on England!
Brian Blessed does his bit for England!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)
This is a link post Google Maps mashup with photos from guyswithiphones.com NSFW I made this!
We noticed that the photos on guyswithiphones.com often had GPS locations in them. So we plotted them on a Google Map.

Some of the photos have men showing off their "pride and joy", so you might want to proceed with caution if you're not into that sort of thing, but most are just guys showing off their work at the gym. We're don't think this counts as porn for the purposes of B3ta, but we're sorry if it does :(
 (chronny Thinks you’re lovely., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe you should change that to...
GAYSWITHIPHONES.COM as that what it seems to be!

there is a funny smel of meat product around here
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The abs hurt my self image
but the tiny nobs help my self image.

Overall I rate gay porn 3/5

Does the data come from the images metadata or are you scraping it, because I can't see any lat-long in the RSS feed.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Re: The abs hurt my self image
We're scraping the GPS location from the EXIF data.
 (chronny Thinks you’re lovely., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely done
Cool thing about google maps + top tip, is you can paste in rss feeds containing lat and longs, and it will very often map them for you. Great if you want to do a really basic mashup. Might work with postcodes - not sure
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)
This is a link post England Vs Scotland Fifa Stats
Apart from telling us that Scottish girls are crap at football, it is scary how well balanced the two countries appear - especially if you try and find a closer match.
Food for thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
also, for the England v Slovenia stats, the women seem to have scored 20 goals in 2 games
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Argentina vs Brazil (men) are even apart form goals scored
women - its a very different story

www.fifa.com/worldfootball/statisticsandrecords/headtohead/team1=arg/team2=bra/index.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post also, England vs Slovenia
played one, won one

www.fifa.com/worldfootball/statisticsandrecords/headtohead/team1=eng/team2=svn/index.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post And..
the women have scored 20 in 2 games. Incredible!!
 (I helped save b3ta! itsthebttower, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me be the third person to say t:
1995 Brentford 17/04/1994 ENG 10:0 (2:0) SVN Group matches
1995 Ljubljana 25/09/1993 SVN 0:10 (0:5) ENG Group matches
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post 1995, eh?
And people accuse England fans of living on past glories. Fuck knows why...
 (Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post Boris Johnson gives Jeremy Clarskon a helping hand NSFW
Yes arty farty blah blah...oh!
What's that?
Rude painting taken away by police you say?
NSFW due to painting of Clarksons chipolata.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Just look at Clarkson's face?
He's obviously begging for it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
i liked the banner best of all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post Nuts [Weebl] I made this!
Animation i made for Weebl!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff!
But I'm afraid there'll only ever be one song about peanuts for me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPJZ4YZnqI
 (I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *agrees*
(and his lesbian song too).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)
This is a link post Brittany just got engaged!
Should be interesting....
More info Here
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I love those two
They seem so happy.

I hope they don't end up starring in freaky porn. Although, people would probably enjoy that.
 (__, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post why oh why
did i click that link.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You think you've seen it all..
...
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post And now you wish you hadn't
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that's got to be awkward
for the other...
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I'd seen EVERYTHING - I guess I have now....
Please tell me that's shopped and not them (or pass the mind bleach)?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post dont pretend you didn't take it!

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just a normal Father
(that just wants to financially benefit from his daughters disabilities)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It is shopped
Sorry for the ED link - very very NSFW

encyclopediadramatica.com/File:Hensel16.jpg
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you ruined it!
Just when i think I've seen yet another crazy thing it's again fake :(
 (Sean Connery made your mom damp, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not clicking that, but I'm guessing Rule 34 will be in full effect here.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ?You would have to marry that one,
the other one would have their face in the sofa.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's them, isn't it...
Is it?...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It has to be.
The other one must have been dragged along for the ride.
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
obviously, she must have her eyes closed and be holding HER hand on his cock to stop her falling over.

I rate conjoined porn 4/5
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I wont be convinced until I see a 3 way
spit-roast.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post So if you boned them...
Would it count as a threesome or not?

A 2 and a halfsome?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post twin action?
Also, if they masturbate, does it count as incest?
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be excellent at deepthroat
one head for choking it down, one head for breathing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that bloody well works!

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet there are a load of scientists desperate to chop them up and see how its all working
the comment about "taking control" of the pedals makes me assume there is a kind of subconscious override thing going on.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post We don't always like top chop things up you know!
Sometime we like to poke things with sticks too...

But you're right, I'm dying to get them into an fMRI machine large enough to house them and see what happens when one controls vs the other. 2 brains sharing a nervous system ffs. Makes me wonder if it is possible to share higher level cognitive functions, like vision and whatnot.

*sharpens scalpel*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Organ distribution

Most of Abigail's and Brittany's shared organs are located at or below the level of the navel.[2]

* 2 heads
* 2 completely separate spinal cords
* 2 vertebral columns with ribs bridging the two columns; their coccyxes merge.
* 2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
* 1 broad ribcage, with surgery to correct scoliosis and expand the pleural cavities
* 2 breasts
* 2 highly fused sternums, traces of bridging ribs
* 4 lungs (medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe); three pleural cavities
* 1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
* 2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
* 2 stomachs
* 2 gallbladders
* 1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
* Y-shaped small intestine which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
* 1 large intestine with one colon
* 2 left kidneys, 1 right kidney
* 1 bladder
* 1 set of reproductive organs
* 2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
* 1 slightly broad pelvis
* 2 legs
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember seeing a really interesting documentary about them.
One could tell when someone was touching the other one...although they said that they couldn't actually "feel" it.

Odd.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 1 flange.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I read
* 1 slightly broad pelvis
as
* 1 slightly broad penis
Which would have upped the WTF factor by about 83%
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Zaphod's had yer mam!
Hoopy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post beat me
to it : )
 (I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That is astonishing
First reaction was 'must be fake'; but they're not. So many questions there, about mind/body duality, identity, consciousness, all the physiological issues.

Really excellent link, thanks.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post must cost them a fortune in hats

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha.

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Feel sorry for the poor sod that marries them
double nagging :(
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen phot evidence of them...
... blowing on the fleshy Vuvuzela. Is it classed as a threesome, or a 2.2Some?
 (I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post Hypocrit of the week
The Raytown farmer who posted a sign on a semi-truck trailer accusing Democrats of being the “Party of Parasites” received more than $1 million in federal crop subsidies since 1995.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post utter cunt. What's the odds he is a tea-party member too...
"That’s just my money coming back to me,” Jungerman, 72, said Monday. “I pay a lot in taxes. I’m not a parasite.”

Yeah, right. cunt.

good post, good find mate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post But isn't that what crop subsidies are for?

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post Anti-rape Condom.
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post This was posted before
and I said then its a retarded idea. The kind of person who is willing to rape a woman is probably the kind of person that would have no problems beating her to a pulp or killing her for causing him injury.

*edit* Oh the article is full of references to high rates of HIV, so they think causing someone with a high chance of having HIV to bleed all over you is a good idea?
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post revenge
probably not so sweet when the attacker is still inside you
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No, no...
As he clasps his throbbing member, it's a quick judo chop to the back and then you flee. As you exit the door, you turn around and say: "Well, that's you shafted," or similar.
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *cue 70's titles music*

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is a great idea.
Give some sort of power and control over women who might otherwise become victims. Turn the tables.

Even if the rapist did decide to beat the shit out of the woman who had worn it they would firstly be in a damned lot of pain, secondly have to go to hospital to get it removed thus showing their guilt, thirdly be humiliated, and fourthly realise that women were retaliating.

If I were in a situation where I was raped but had one of these on and was beaten after, I'd have the satisfaction of knowing I buggered him up and stuck it to him.

Thus, good idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No It's Not

As the saying goes, "Let's not turn this rape into a murder...."

Now if the condom was fitted with some sort of internal hypodermic that delivered enough poison to paralyse, or preferably,kill, the rapist, then it would get my support. As is, all you're going to get is a pissed-off rapist with a sore cock who will most likely beat the poor victim to death.

Notes on male anatomy: A severe injury to the actual phallus may hurt like fuck but it's extremely unlikely to incapacitate the average male. But, a severe injury to the bollocks, and most men drop like a sack of shit. Contrary to popular belief, the actual phallus isn't very sensitive. It can take a lot of abuse.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post And how do you protect men from the malicious women out there who would wear this and then have consensual sex with a stranger just for shits and giggles?
If you think there are no women who would do that, you don't know women. They're capable of cruelty beyond anything a man could dream of.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Think of all the men/women who will end up with mangled tongues!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm penis death.
www.tripbase.com/articles/images/Bizarreanimals/Lamprey.jpg
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:21, Reply)

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