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This is a link post Police use excessive violence? and the victim was black?
who would've thought it?


(a relevent documentary on police violence that has been linked before but worth mentioning - vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=54162036)
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the story where the police gave out chocolate

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't be too careful when dealing with a 7-year-old girl and her grandmother....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post DETROIT Police use excessive violence...

(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 2:11, Reply)
This is a link post Orangina the drink of choice for Gay Furries :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post well that is strange

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The eyes look like that woman from MTV with the eyes that look like that.
um, she has a Hitler haircut and is on Big Brother's Little Brother now
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post found her, Emma Willis
www.rewiredpr.com/images/uploads/news/Emma_Willis.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Does she have a lazy eye?

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
but her eyes have always freaked me out for some reason. I have to look away. If it was 1338 AD I'd be the loudest voice inthe crowd calling her a witch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post really
she's fucking gorgeous
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This^^
If I'm not mistaken, she's from Walsall originally.

As MTV babes are concerned, I must admit I've always preferred Julia Carling personally, she's got that "girl next door" look about her.

*Edit* - My bad, she was a presenter on VH1, not MTV.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post emma willis can't possibly
be from Walsall. No amount of elocution lessons and stick-related drubbings can remove a Walsall accent. Only fire, and lots of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks pretty normal to me

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. Am I missing something?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post YEAH! You're missing all the homophobic comments on this website!
(not that I'm Gay or anything, so I don't really care)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That's okay,
I have had more than my fair share of homophobic abuse in "real life" (whatever that is).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post :/ I dont like it

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)
This is a link post Time travelling geek - (NSFW) NSFW
2010 femigeek goes back to 1984 to give previous generation a vision of
the future. Extremely reluctant NSFW for single "F" bomb at 3:33
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Tribbles
ARE fucking hot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a link post Big Bird does Surfiing Bird
I know Family Guy has reclaimed this but I quite like this odd Sesame Street mix-up of it.
I don't remember BB looking that strange in the earlier clips.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)
This is a link post Police rescue Ryanair passengers with Double Deckers
Ryanair flight delayed for 4 hours - passengers not allowed off the plane, but the staff won't provide or sell refreshments. Passengers call police, who turn up with Mars Bars, Double Deckers, etc. Happened in Scotland, so probably deep fried.
 (Smale is stuffed, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah for the police!

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post WOMAN IN POLICE UNIFORM
WENT ON A PLANE AND GAVE OUT
DOUBLE DECKERS AND A MARS BAR
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)
This is a link post Oxymoron

I was stunned to read this

"CIA World Facts is a one-stop source of comprehensive and credible information compiled by the CIA"
 (nitro fan, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Save yourself $10
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/

Its a good site but they are watching me as I type :|
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post save yourself $10 and being surveilled
by adding that ginger scouser to your friends list www.b3ta.com/links/My_Guinness_World_Record_Breaking_Journey_To_Every_Country_In_The_World
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a useful and solid yearly report
should you be looking for figures like national debt of individual countries. Not sure what your point is?
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I've used this for years
ever since they had it on CD-ROM at school (bless em).

Really isn't much the CIA could make up about population, religious makeup, GDP etc. Tis a good source of info.
 (Danabnormal, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post does it list the ones they have fucked over

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
entire planet
 (I helped save b3ta! abstraction is somewhere out there..., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)
This is a link post London Twirl research blog
Why hasn't this been done before..?
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell - is chocolate really that expensive now?
Up to 85p for a Twirl?!

They used to be about 30p.

EDIT: Just saw that the British Museum is selling them for 95p!!!!!!!!!!!!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I rarely buy single bars of chocolate anymore since its such a rip off
you get more choclate for your money by getting a family snack bag or whatever they are called.

same with drinks, in the supermarket the other week could get 3 x 2 liter bottles of coke for £2 or a 750ml bottle for £1 its crazy!
 (That Random Guy, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Twirl is the ultimate chocolate
true fact
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 2nd best
Boost is best
 (I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post nah can't agree with that
1st - Twirl
2nd - Areos
3rd - Milky Way
 (That Random Guy, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Aero?
Nah, waste of chocolate.

Milky Way in Celebrations is genius, but I view it as a waste of a chocolate bar really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post aero bubbles
are possibly the greatest thing on earth in my opinion

milky way in celebrations = gone in 60 seconds! always the first thing to go in my family, followed closely by the malteaser things, topics are always left and begrudgingly eaten over the weeks after.
 (That Random Guy, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post what about Curly Wurlys then?
Aeros are positively dense in comparison.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You are all wrong.
And frankly I'm disgusted with /links:
Reece's Peanutbutter Cups are the best.
OFFICIAL*
*may not be true.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post STAR BARS!
nom, nom, nom!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yes, i endorse this product
double decker too, and reese's bar mmm
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh.
And again, I shall say Ugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I prede
I prede I prefer my chocolate

without the subtle taste of vomit

EDIT: stupid ergonomic keboard
 (Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This is true.
(adds to the appeal).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They're like a bird has thrown up
into a hollowed out cockroach
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post NUTRAGEOUS!
Reeces! YES!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post WINNER!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post nonsense man, starbar is far better than Boost
still second to the pure chocolate goodness of Twirl.

If anyone at Cadburys is reading this I will accept boxes of chocolate for further advertising
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Brasseye has forever corrupted the word nonsense for me
can't see or hear it without giggling.

also lovely people of cadburys give me some chocolate because i'm coming off a rather heavy suger rush and need to top up!
 (That Random Guy, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually that just sparked off a memory
when I was at school Twirls were just coming out as some regional trials or something and for some reason they gave a load out to the school. We had literally a crate of them. It lasted about 10 minutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post my mate wrote to the people who make skittles (nestle?)
saying the yellow ones should taste of bananna instead of lemon.

they sent him a box full of packs of skittles with a letter thanking him for his feedback. this was the coolest thing to have ever happened in the history of the world at the time (we were 12)

though thinking back it is still extremly cool
 (That Random Guy, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *typewriter sounds*
Dear Apple....

I really enjoy the apples but I always thought it would be good if you could make some lemons too.

Yours with a nearly broken typewriter,
Professor Fnord.

*waits*
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a Flake for those who haven't got time to fuck about with messy crumblyness.
It's the working man's Flake.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post it uses more chocolate/cocoa than other bars, like compressed chocolatey goodness
working man's maybe, but the connoisseur working man ;D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see the advert now
an overweight tradesmen taking a bath and sensually consuming a twirl...

I wish i couldn't see it >_< but it is forever burned into my brain!

thanks a bunch!
 (That Random Guy, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Gold Bars for me.
cheaper and tastier.
 (Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post They are pretty magnificent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Good news everyone
Twirls only 60p
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Twirls, eh?


Explanation: I was invited to a New Year fancy dress party. The theme was Heroes and Villains. Work it out for yourselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post How many times was "Give us a Twirl" said throughout the party?
Did you use it as a drinking game?
 (Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn!
There's an opportunity I missed and will never have again!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a lesbian about to wave at you?
www.b3ta.com/links/The_most_insane_headline_ever_D
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Narrow escape...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you go with someone
dressed as a Kraft Dairylea Triangle?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post GC lol
you have posted this before, is it some strange, confectionary-based, masochistic-exhibitionist fetish of yours? (does "yours" need an apostrophy? god i can't remember these days... brain done gone.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I just can't help myself...
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I was always a Bounty man...
..then came the carboard tray removal fiasco...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post In Australia they have a CHERRY BOUNTY:


URGH.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank goodness it's 12,000 miles away.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god I bet thats Delicious!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh?
Why have a 'Bounty Cherry' when you can have a 'Cherry Ripe'?
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 2:18, Reply)
This is a link post Cat is a racist
Ever wonder why your cat has taken to burning crosses on your lawn? It's because he's a massive racist...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn
No wonder my cats won't go to the park in the heart of Orlando.
 (LakAttack, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The cat is not a racist
He is thinking why is this prick shoving a crappy iPad in my face.
 (Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)
This is a link post Twitter on a spectrum.
geektastic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Bletchley Park is great to visit.
El Reg recently posted an article with more pictures from the Vintage Computing Fair.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
It'd be awesome if they followed #bletchleypark hashtag and webcammed the screen so I could swear at myself across the decades...

or something
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post New IPhone Is Pants

I do like well-researched articles.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looks great to me

NSFW for boobies: Suicide Girls test the iPhone 4
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post World stops spinning shocker.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post satire lols

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
Bet it doesn't dent the sales one bit though.
 (Smale is stuffed, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a link post I thought I'd dust this off and wish everyone a "glad midsommar!" from Sweden
Not exactly what I'll be doing today, but it's close enough.

oh, and by the way
one of the girls in this is a friend of mine (the one with the guitar)
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice volvo ;)
It looks like some of the early b3ta bashes :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *does the frog dance*
:D Glad midsommar!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ???
Is this a German pisstake or does this really happen?
I want that pig in my office
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a german pisstake
but, well.....
it does have some basis in reality
wikipedia has a pretty good article on it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midsummer#Sweden

it is the heaviest drinking-holiday in sweden

and to this day there is a pretty significant spike in the swedish birth statistics around march ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a link post BBC play 1st advert in its 83 years/.. 12min 40sec in
In case you missed it, or wanted to hear it.

*groffles*
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What about Clive James
or Jasper Carrott's Commercial Breakdown?

I'm pretty sure they've shows regular british advrets too at times in various shows for news purposes/review.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Its painfully unfunny, but I got a smile out of
the "I love Horses" reference.
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
*Cough*

Horses

/obligatory
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd forgotten about the Museum of Everything.
I was wondering where John Lloyd had gone, and then remembered that he does the Museum of Curiosity...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post what a trio of pretentious looking twats.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)
This is a link post A List Of Batman Fight Scene Words And How Many Times They Were Used
flrbbbbb !!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post never thought kapow would to the chart
I was so sure it would be sock
 (I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Always with these things, how is the data validated?
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post They fed it into the bat computer

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
This is a link post Conway Twitty Death Metal Cover
More death metal stylings from the excellent Andy Rehfeldt.
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man I love Andy Rehfeldt :D
cowbell!!
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can stand to listen to the original, you'll appreciate the brilliance of this even more!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2aeRg_yMSE
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 5:42, Reply)
This is a link post Businessguysonbusinesstrips.com
Amusing cartoons venting angst from the creative industry. GC says make it "pop".


 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this site!
...but it makes me sad at the same time. Because it's true and because that's what we have to deal with on a daily basis in my company, too. A perfect combination with clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yes although my arugeuemen against it has always been this:
in advertising/design a lot of money is paid for very little work...thats why you have to put up with bullshit from morons...

otherwise go work in a real job like most people where the majority of their day is totally wasted by a variety of meaningless tasks.

and i say this as an advertiser/designer....

EDIT: my arugeumen? dont know what the fuck i was thinking.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post There are 2 piles
Pile one is a small pile of designers who, as you say, get paid a huge amount for little (although in fairness it is the company execs that get the money not the designers).
Pile two is a fucking huge pile of designers that are underpaid, overworked and driven to distraction but tightwad idiots.

I say this as an ex agency and in-house designer and currently 5yr+ freelance
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post having worked in the industry
for about 15 years, i have to say that its a job loads of people want...therefore dont fucking start whingeing when you finally get a job....

a client is still a client....they are paying you... they can say what they like....

if you dont like it...be a producer or planner and not a designer...

or go be an artist....and be poor.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hold a mirror to the
balderdash . Excellent
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I've covered my 'booth' with these
and people still don't realise when they are saying proactically word-for-word what's on them
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars Styled Pram
I'm drawing a blank on themed jokes here.. .. must be the heat...



edit: For smaller imageness
 (I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post poor child, setting him up for a life of bullying

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah

Because all of the other one-year olds will be sure to remember this and get him at Infants School.

Little shits.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose the child will also be given
A rAT-AT-Atle.

noneedtothankmei'llbehereallweek.
 (1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Now if you make him a little Vader hat
That would look awesome coming down the street!
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)
This is a link post Remember him?
He was ace.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno why, but that made me giggle.
Let's get him in. Give him a wash and brush-out. We'll botox his eyes open! I'll get the press to stop calling him Blinky-Bush.
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Slow Down Son

3 links in a row?

Pace yourself.....

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The rule is three in a row max dontchakno.
In other news I went to the shops and got some milk and stuff.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Police Academy?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)
This is a link post Is he so gay eating fruit cake would be cannibalism???
Does she have a timeshare on the Isle of Lesbos???

Watch while the all knowing HOMOMETER detects which end of the rainbow they live on - from 0% (they likely can't even spell G-A-Y), all the way up to 100%! Yes, Sugar - so gay their wrists need crutches!

www.gaydargun.com/
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:23, Reply)
This is a link post The sausage guzzling krauts think this is a good advert for lemonade...
They really are a sick and depraved nation of mass murderers.

We are all going to hell in a handcart.

You couldn't make it up.

etc.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I could go for oneof those now too
also; www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/20/sprite-blow-job-ad-banned_n_240851.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah!
I'm going to top meself.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post tsk - after everything you said about those nice jermins

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW!"

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Err

That *is* a good advert for lemonade. At least, it the best I've seen..

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this ^
... and it needs to be combined with the old Whites Lemonade* advert, I think.

* "Secret Lemonade Drinker!"
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Have some
champagne instead.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)
This is a link post Bionic Kitty Feet

(kellysprinkles dying for a pee since, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:25, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
just came to post this. What have they started? It's the next evolutionary step the cat needs to take over the world
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic cat. Oscar will be that cat. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post they just need the cat operated tin opener and humanity will become obsolete

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post They have the technology
They can rebuild him!

awwwwww!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ROLLS OF ABSORBENT PAPER CANNOT STOP HIM!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post that 'shinanininininininininin' noise they made when he did anything 'bionic'
could be replaced with a purring noise instead
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont care if anybody knows this one
But damn this made me fuzzy inside. Really ace. A good step in Veterinarian practices.
 (LakAttack, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

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