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This is a link post Amidst the excitement of the World Cup... I made this!
...I got bored and made a nice video with ice cream.
(JAKAZiD, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post guhhhh
i wish i was at the end of that conveyor belt, in my pants with all the vienneta's falling on my back. Cant beleive how hot it is for nearly 2am....
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
The irony is, my computer overheated and consequently froze at least 4 times during the making of this video. :P
 (JAKAZiD, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the familiar scalextric style smell of a burnt out PSU

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post guhhhh
I wish I was at the end of that conveyor belt, on my back with all the Viennetas falling in my pants. Can't believe how hot it is for nearly 2am....
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:04, Reply)
This is a link post Peaceful G20 protest
steady...steady...wait for it...NOW!!!!
(rizzivision, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone in the know explain why "riot police"
Are always so demonstrably aggressive? There must be a reason for it? Yes, I know it's in the title, but still. Every time you see a lot of police in one area the normal "innocent until guilty" and "Right to peaceful demonstration" seem to go right out.
 (Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post An enormous amount of research goes into this
Generally on Crowd Psychology. There are certain points in the behaviour of crowds that, if not responded to, cause the protest to escalate into a riot. If you watch, you see it's one person who moves forward to sit down, and a V-shape of people follow him. The actions prove to be innocent, but it's that manner in which people in a crowd operate that lead to stone-throwing and Molotov cocktails; it only takes one person.

An aerial commander, given two seconds' choice, will order the front line (who aren't even in riot position anyway) to make a 10m charge forward, to break the crowd's confidence. That's all. Scare tactics, to stop the surface tension bubbling over into violence.

If the crowd DID escalate, you'd see a solid line of officers and a spearhead technique to go in and remove the two or three agitators inside the protest who are stirring up the crowd.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, the old 'punch them before they punch you' style of drunken pub logic.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably on account of the rioting.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
at the riot police man that fell over!
 (BigToe7000 putting the u in British, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid protesters
they hold the G20 and G8 summit to try and help unfuck things, so why do some people insist making things as difficult for them as possible?

I read on the BBC news site that canada budgeted 970 million US dollars for the security for this event. Im sure the protesters realise the irony that their prescence is causing so much government money wastage.

Im not really the protesting type - i just sit here and get on with things, so maybe i cant see the appeal of all this 'i have free speech, so i will become an ass' mentality.

I understand the rozzers made the move here, but looking at a gallery on the beeb site, some of the protesters were burning cop cars and smashing shit up - hence my initial whinge.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post When 80%+ of all the money and resources in the world are NOT owned and controlled by just 1%
Then maybe you might have a point, but they are NOT trying to unfuck things far from it, they are just making a tiny minoirty even more obscenely rich.

If they were a force for good in the world they wouldn't need to spend 970 million dollars protecting themselves.

Wake up sheeple ( whats the singular for sheeple?)!
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post sheeplet?

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
If they want to change things they should become politicians, and/or they could use the fact that they have 99% of the vote.
If they didn't spend that much on security they couldn't be in a secure environment discussing how to un-fuck things and reduce deficits.
 (Peter_G, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post And bearing in mind that 60% of the world lives under undemocratic totalitarian rule
what exactly is your point?
 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay you're American you wouldn't understand
but look over there theres a country with out a McDonalds!
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Shershon.

(unreliablemonkeybutler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post So the $5bn dollars they've just collectively agreed to pay shit-poor countries is making them richer?

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post And we spent money to make a fake lake downtown for press conferences for media who weren't invited to cottage country
www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/World/20100626/media-g20-costs-100626/

But as to the video, why are citizens being attacked by riot police for singing our national anthem?

O Canada, glorious and free?
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure they about the attack part,
Note how they start shouting and banging their riot shields to intimidate them, so that they would move away. I'm not sure why they weren't allowed to sit down but it wasn't an attack.
 (Peter_G, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fine then, "dispersed"
but it's not clear from the clip what they were doing to deserve it.
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
Sitting down in the middle of the fuckin' road for a start.
 (dieselmonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post What I don't get is,
if this is a "meeting of the minds" type event for world leaders, and NOT some publicity stunt, why-oh-why are these thing always held in a large metro area?

Surely holding them on a remote island somewhere would be FAR easier for security. I can't imagine .01% of the protesters would spend a good wad of cash to fly/sail/swim to a remote island somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This with bells on

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't think that's EXACTLY why they are in a metro area? It's simple conjouring. Make a big noise here and they will miss what you're really doing elsewhere ;)
*cough*
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps some sort of secret island base?

(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post it should go
under eyjafjallajokull. Maybe there already IS a secret base under there and that's why it erupted!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)
This is a link post Newest California Tourist Attraction - for Science Fiction fans!
Trek, BG, Star Wars, Space: 1999 - and many more! No Tardis, yet...
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post No Red Dwarf?

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post they are adding new vehicles all the time
make the suggestion!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post No they wanted good Sci Fi

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It was good
until series 7 :/
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Space Precint patrol cars then!
*stifles laugh*
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The US version mercifully never took flight
Unaired pilot (25 minutes)
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty cool - some of the photos look very convincing.
I'd like to see them park Babylon 5 on the runway!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post something that big would need a motorway more than a runway.
/but as it does not exist, this statement is purely fiction.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 4:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Always get a bit sad when I see things like that
In the 60's, everyone thought we'd be living on the moon by 2010. Instead we can't even fix an oil leak and the biggest news story is about football. How useless are we?
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh thas lovely!
Mucho impressed, must have taken ages to put all that together, some of it is very convincing!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a link post Facebook Monday - status updates glorified through song. And dog howls. I made this!
Here is a song what I wrote. The lyrics are the Facebook status updates of 6 of my mates on a Monday morning.

*I'm new here and yes, I know the images are a bit shonky... will try harder next time...*
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ta :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's me that is...
Craig Gilman...
I was about to go into the wilds of Derbyshire with a bunch of priests...
 (WeLoveKeith Is this seat taken?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post Attitude
Commendable in one so young

(sorry for the lame description - blame football and beer)
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:08, Reply)
This is a link post England's World Cup Campaign in Song I made this!
I thought I'd put my negative energy to use and make a quick song.

The video is horrendously shoddy as I wanted to get the song up as quickly as I could so as to remain poignant. Anyway, know you're not a footy bunch as such, but thought I'd share.

See you all in 4 years.
(Slurpy J, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is apt.


(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 3:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pinching this for my facebook idf that's ok.
if you made it and you don't want me to please gaz and I'll take it down :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
please can I nick it, too?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post full version here
i.imgur.com/jsP2H.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post http://myprops.org/facebookcontent/httpi.imgur.comYd4xq.png/
ha ha "6,171 people (and counting) shared this on Facebook"
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)
This is a link post Portraits of every president of the US holding a ham

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post well that's an appropriate description.
+1
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ronseal
As ronseal as it gets.
 (cronus89, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Nixon is clutching his ham.
How rare.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Kennedy is
holding the rest of his head
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He also looks like John Travolta.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 5:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Lincoln's is the most red-blooded,
Clinton's is the whitest,
and Fillmore's is large and magenta...
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:35, Reply)
This is a link post Condom ad NSFW NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post already blocked
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell
football matches are copyrighted...?
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yup
if you're replaying it in your head, expect a summons tomorrow
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post the screenshot looks like zombie football
replace the ball with a brain, and hey presto!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Quick off the mark with technology, FIFA
aren't they?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post zing!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
perfect :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Guffaw

(hoozey, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Bang!
straight in there.

nice one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post BACK OF THE NET!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 4:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
blocked already! impressive
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:53, Reply)
This is a link post England Football team enters coalition with Germany

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:34, Reply)
This is a link post TV WASTELAND finale I made this!
Made this with a few friends of mine. It's a tv spoof, this time largely concerned with the Doctor Who finale but also featuring Mad Men.
(CatfaceJones, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:34, Reply)
This is a link post Can we have a post-World Cup anthem, please?
I nominate this.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post we are not post world cup yet
it doesn't finish till 11th july!! when, hopefully, either argentina or chile will have won it. Bielsa for England ASAP!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:40, Reply)
This is a link post Bobo the Tree Plant - Interviews Gulf Oil Spill I made this!
I thought i would make a cartoon about what's happening in the Gulf. EVIL BP!
(flashcartoons1, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post Le Grand Maison I made this!
Just a clip from a short film my friend and I are attempting to put together. I did the camera work and he did all the editing.
Sorry it's six minutes when the video cuts out before three. He was a moron about uploading it and wanted to hear "all the music." Yes, it is from Suspiria, and no we won't be using it in the final cut.
Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:11, Reply)
This is a link post A day in the life of a pet AT-AT

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post A cat would never do that
etc...
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely :)

(I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
i had that jabba too. appropriate use of it.
great vid
 (I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post outstanding!
Best thing ive seen on the interwebs for weeks
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Simply wonderful
Have clicks
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post j predict massive viral.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this :D

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody good that

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Incroyable!

(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post MAGIC:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 3:58, Reply)
This is a normal post squirrel!
squirrel!
squirrel!
squirrel!
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Lully

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done.
Very reminiscent of this
 (I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post the jabba
made that for me.
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 2 Jul 2010, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post that was shit and you're a massive fucking bender

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 0:41, Reply)
This is a link post Proof that some cats like water I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post you must have used shock therapy
my cat doesn't mind a bath but would NEVER tolerate being sprayed
 (I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, he's a water baby. Totally loves it. His fur is so thick that he can barely feel it.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is more like it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KswnjMa-MQ
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 1:45, Reply)
This is a link post Cops-0.......Bird-1
At 0:57.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
That made me say 'OOO' very loudly!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post whoops.
poor birdie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 3:10, Reply)
This is a link post 'Blow out Sale'.
GUNFINGERS!
HAND GRENADE!

Short film made for a compo, that has to follow a given script of just 4 lines of dialogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I only count three lines
"It's not something I'd do"
"It's not what I expected"
"You sure?"
rather ace though (even if the lines do seem shoehorned into a film that would be perfectly good without them
 (I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post There's
a 'well' just before the shooting starts!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post yay! It's Abed from Community!
Also, why the the hell haven't you all watched Community yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post Kids Answer Questions on Christmas
I know it's not Christmas but...
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You do know it's not Christmas, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
but it was merry half christmas on the 25th june.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:40, Reply)

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