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This is a normal post Scooby-dee-dooby-doo

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I say! DING DONG!

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post drops monocle into a glass of Pimms
Rather!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post B O O B I E S !

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post i wonder if they'll offer that on ryanair
although i'd think they'd offer skimpy-outfitted flight attendants, then the keys for the eye locks for another £50. wanna see them wash it afterwards, get the chequebook out.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *buys umpteen round the world tickets*

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I am certain
that this type of thing would solve all of BA's woes instantly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Adverts in this country are so lame these days. Time to move to a country that offers free smut between programmes!!

Does anyone know what the music is?
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Steinmann Orchestra - It Is Such A Good Night
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7rh7KffXyw

www.uktvadverts.com/Forums/Topic.aspx?tid=1333
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou!!

(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post you're welcome
o unbalanced one
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 23:56, Reply)
This is a link post Code Organ
Play a website through Yeasayer's Organ

oo-er.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 18:16, Reply)
This is a link post LIPS NSFW
Best Flaming Lips video on the net. Does have swearing in it though and also you shouldn't watch half hour of synth rock when your at work. Especial if your working for me slackers.
 (Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
Good ole the f'lips.
[edit] Very, very good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely

(Jimmers, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:43, Reply)
This is a link post My lost tape NSFW I made this!
When I got back from tour I lost a few tapes. Well this morning I found one and thought I'd stick a few clips together (quite shoddily). Includes a bit of tank surfing and messing with the locals.
The Scorpion:
We heard that if you place a scorpion in a ring of fire, it would kill itself because it couldn't escape. We thought we'd test this, but we used too much fuel.

NSFW due to some swearing and a second of slow-mo penis
(I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I'm glad the army got all the intelligent ones,
The professional job pool back here would be even more competitive!
 (McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
How long have you been in?
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I expect to see this in the Daily Mail within the next few days.
Have fun, but don't upload the video to the Internet. You are just asking for trouble.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking
as a "local" who has occasionally had his "head" hilarously "messed with" by on-duty British troops, I sincerely hope you die screaming from cancer of the cock.
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Urm,
I'm not really sure what part of the video you're referring to?

Just seemed to me like a few army lads having a laugh in Iraq, nothing sinister.

Apart from the windmill, of course. That was sinister.
 (I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of chippy people on this website aren't there?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
"messing with locals" in as much as there being a language barrier and us being bored.
We actually got along great with the people out there. One Iraqi officer even asked me to marry his daughter and stay with them we got along so well. Partly due to me being quarter Indian and looking Iraqi when I got a tan though I think. I politely declined in fear of being kidnapped and having never seen his daughter...

Don't read too much in to a brief description and actually watch before you pass such comments. You'll see, as someone below had stated "there's nothing sinister". It's not like we went around beating people up or shooting anyone. In fact, on that particular tour I didn't discharge a single round.

If it offended you in any way, I do apologise. It's not what I intended.
I was just sharing something I had made, which I thought what this site was all about. Next time, I'll stick to kittens.
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor!
*rubs thighs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *pulls trousers down*
My favourite Blonde record
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Here's mine
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
I can honestly say she is one of the hardest singers to impersonate.*

* I mean singing-wise. I never tried her bank or anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah
Roll me in designer sheets
I'll never get enough.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post At 1:41...
does she say, "he stinks of Nitrogen and glass".
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Corned beef!
corned beef, corned beef, anytime.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Still would.
Twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 21:22, Reply)
This is a link post Pun-tastic BBC Headline
What a yolk-er!
 (bobming, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft
this alone is worth the license fee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post GE CEO Faceplants
Interesting speech?
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Schmack!

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That's what The Light In Chains did on saturday!
 (I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post What was the lady in yellow doing running away from him? He didn't explode..
She acts like he's contagious or has dynamite strapped to him. Great reaction in the face of crisis, honey!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way that man speaking makes it sound like he has died.
"That is a sad note to end this on".
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Those hot stage lights, combined with maybe lack of sleep or food/sugar always does this to people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He kinda looked like a synchronized swimmer gracefully diving to his left.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah, I forgot...
Being a Gay Synchronized Swimmer, can also do this to some people
; )
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't blame him
I'd fall asleep during that as well
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post Funny Name Corner
Not so much the name, but the position: Gaylord Family Endowed Professor.
 (TommyShanks, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
He has a PhD.
 (mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post Every 1:1 Motion Control Game Ever I made this!
This is what always bugs me about these games boasting 1:1 motion control.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)
This is a link post iPhone 4 vs HTC Evo
I know this is more relevant to Yanks, but it still made me LOL.

Audio may be NSFW if you have speakers.
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
I love this! I have an HTC Desire and it pisses all over the iphone 4
 (Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post :p
HTC Evo vs iPhone4
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Just beat me to it!
*shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post funny.
I'd love to see a series of these. There could be one where he goes "Go for help!" and the cat just launches at his head and face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha. Dogs, Part 2
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U9uGSGUliM
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:20, Reply)
This is a link post Mutant Parakeet Ahoy!
Bloody hippie.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like
one of those bath sponges...with a beak.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post it is amusing me to imagine that same music being used
on a video of a horribly deformed human flailing around
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is it one of the creatures from 'I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream'
 (Benzyl, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:13, Reply)
This is a link post Mario Marathon - also posted on Saturday, but still live...
Three guys play Mario games to raise money for Childs Play - a charity that provides games, consoles and films for ill children.

Raised $29,000 last year.

Watch them live!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I had not heard of this
Until Geekologie and Wil Wheaton mentioned it on Shitter. I think it's a brilliant way of raising money.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm...
I find it a bit sad that there's a charity raising money to give luxuries to Western kids who are ill when many children in the world die not just from illness, but good old fashioned hunger and drought.

I mean, it's always good to help people, and I'm sure their hearts are in the right place, but if it was me I'd rather the money went to some kid who has to pick grain out of rubble just to get some sustenance, than to give a terminally ill kid in the USA to provide them an XBox to play with for the last few months of their life.
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone's doing something nice for dying kids.
If you don't want to, don't donate. Donate to some other charity instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm, no
They help to provide games, books, comics and other things that they then give to children's wards in hospitals in the US, and in the other countries that host Child's Play events.

I don't know where you got "terminally ill" from - they try to make staying in hospital more bearable for kids. Knowing several people with kids that are in and out of treatment for long term conditions, I think it's a great idea.

Also, it's not exclusive - people can give to more than one charity, right?
 (salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It was an example of a situation.
I wasn't stating that these things only went to terminally ill kids. I was highlighting one possibility that could potentially happen.

Furthermore, I wasn't saying that people shouldn't help kids. All I'm saying is that there are people in this world who don't even have the luxury of food, and I think it's sad that one group of people are raising money so that these kids are 'entertained' whilst in hospital, while other, less fortunate kids in the world are dying because they can't even afford food.

It was simply an observation about the differences in lifestyles of different groups of people in the world which made me sad. The fact that Western children have decent food and healthcare, and still require additional toys and games to make their recovery 'bearable', while some children, in parts of Africa for example, don't even get food.

I'm sorry if that offended you. It's just my viewpoint. I'm not saying people shouldn't donate to this charity, or that what they're doing is 'wrong'. I'm just saying that I don't think we're as grateful for what we have as we should be.
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post if only i was half decent at mario
i'd try something like this.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:42, Reply)
This is a link post Office rebellion infographic NSFW
I don't post things very often, but events in my office today made me remember this and I thought i should share it. It's an oldie but a goodie and somewhat NSFW.
*Goes to smash vending machine and plant a Sunflower in the bog*
 (I helped save b3ta! EnglishHaggis Blah blah. Whatever., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
How wonderfully curious :)

Which point did your office events reach ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
At one end someone was abusing the photocopier in a rather amusing way whilst other people were playing 'Maneater' by Nelly Furtado and dancing like loons.

Utter chaos ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! EnglishHaggis Blah blah. Whatever., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post that's well done
have a woo*
*by proxy
: )
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)
This is a link post Zappa - Peaches En Regalia -- Played backwards.
[Edit: 8-bit version. woo! :) Two Zappa Links For The Price Of One. That Is, Gratis :D ]
I normally would decry such a foul and pestilent thing to do,
however, it sounds quite remarkable.

It sounds like it's being played backwards, but it's far more musical than anything I will ever produce; it clearly is a fantastic composition :D
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I did listen to the whole lot and
...it had its moments, but I prefer the original. It maybe didn't help that I had a headache BEFORE I listened to it though!
 (I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Appaz Knarf WTF!
!yrev yppirt
 (I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post Melbourne Braves The Cold

The topic on everyone's lips is how fucking cold it is. It's midwinter here in Oz.

I have to admit it is a bit chilly. I've had to stop sunbathing and now wear a t-shirt during the day.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post degrees what?
It never says, but I can imagine for Australians 10.5 celsius would get the teeth chattering and the thermal undies out :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like average weather contitions
for spring here in Blighty. Then again I suspect Oz doesn't slowly grind to a halt when the mercury rises above about 25 centigrade the way the UK does...
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what thermometers
look like over there - starting at 30 :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)
This is a link post Gay PWNS God to Death! I made this!
The REAL reason that alot of theists hate Gay people is because they've finally killed God forever....Gay is Ominpresent, Gay is in all of us & everyboy lives their lives as a slave to Gay...sound familiar?
(RC18, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds spamiliar.

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop being so boring

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Bagginses & ringses, etc

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This^
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Take a LOT LESS drugs
...or a lot more if they are on prescription....
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
This is a link post What does Google think about the IFAB?
IFAB = The International Football Association Board who control the rules of football. Unfortunately, the associated link doesn't show the Google summary any more.

Edit: You can see the modification here en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=International_Football_Association_Board&oldid=370453543
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post somebody's a bit upset

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post NOSPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post BAN
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post baaaaaaaaw
one would think this is the first ever time that a referee has made a mistake, but it happened to england, so the rules MUST BE CHANGED NOW.

why hasn't there been the same amount of fuss about previous controversial refereeing decisions?
 (I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What, like Ireland v France?
There have been lots of controversial decisions before which have created fusses. Naturally not as much in the English media as it effected us less.

It's certainly not the first time large numbers of people have been quite angry and suggested that video replays might be a good idea, though. FIFA are just a bit pigheaded about the whole thing, so any chance to use an event like this to remind them why it's an issue is probably a good thing.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post at least this page is accurate
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=England_national_football_team&oldid=370433743
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:09, Reply)

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