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This is a link post A forriner's guide to blighty
A short article about what forrin travel guides say about England. Some of them are utterly ludicrous, but some of them are depressingly accurate.

"England is a nation of overweight, binge-drinking reality TV addicts"

Fuck off you slaaaag. Now where's me can of wifebeater, big brother's about to start!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame it seems to be a throwaway article.
The concept could have made a really nice on-going blog.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Turnin to merkins ??
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post According to epidemiologic.org
the UK was only the 28th most overweight country (by percentage of population) in the world in 2007, and I doubt it's changed that much in a mere 3 years.

www.epidemiologic.org/2007/02/most-overweight-countries-in-world.html
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post Chinasmack Glossary
Glossary of online terms used in Chinese BBS systems. Kind of like an urban dictionary for China.
 (larrybob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:51, Reply)
This is a link post The Scars Are Still Hurting - George Knight (File under Z for Zombie) NSFW
This is my mate George, and a vid heavy on the old Z action.

Homages to pretty much every Zombie film going in here.

(And Im in it eating a variety of sausage at around 3:56 om nom nom)

Marked NSFW due to Kensington Gore content
(djlumpyrulesok beware of cousin Mosquito and his solo, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post Looks like someone's snuck a goatse onto the cricket
and they're rejoicing in the name of Anus McGuigan, too.
It's a terrible paintmash, about two-thirds through Bangladesh's innings.
Not even remotely NSFW, but quite shockingly executed.
 (I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:26, Reply)
This is a link post A glimpse at the future?
Canon wonder camera concept displayed at Expo 2010

"You know all those precious lenses you've been stockpiling for your SLR since the 90s? They're still safe for another couple of decades, but in round about 2030, you're gonna be trashing all that glassware and buying yourself a Wonder Camera. Why would that be? Canon is pretty confident that by then it'll have figured out how to do a single lens capable of going from macro shots all the way out to a 5000mm focal length."

The guy's voice is pretty tiring on the soul, but it's an interesting concept
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll happen sooner than 2030, shirley?
I'm not expert on camera technology, but the rate at which stuff is moving at the moment is immense. Surely it can't be that far off?

PS it looks like my mum's hairdryer.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm inclined to agree
the pace of change is still quite frankly mind blowing
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
mindHair
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Gasp.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks amazing
But something about it makes me feel deeply uncomfortable and I can't put my finger on why. There's a fantastic bit of kit being demonstrated there, but the lifestyle it fits into is something I want no part of.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Complete compliance on digital technology over traditional mirrors and glass?
I'll be honest, but there has been a certain inevitability things in our lifetime would evolve so; all the lenses I own will one day become antiques and redundant to newer technology, the pictures-the moments in time-they have captured, superseded by something better. I guess it's called technology and evolution. Just like the difference in photography from the turn of the twentieth century to what we are capable of doing now.

I suspect what you are touching on, or can't put your finger on, is that ingredient in photography which will always elude your average joe handling a camera to a pro handling one; talent, with that eye to capture something above and beyond what most people are capable of.

Even with such evolutions in technology, I don't think that ingredient is going to go anywhere. People earning serious money from photography aren't just doing so because they've got great kit like a £30K Hasselblad or Phase One; they also know how to use the space presented before them.

Agree on your second point; but that's just a marketing thing for the masses
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that a lot
nice find
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:43, Reply)
This is a link post Gazza's Favourite Things I made this!
Moaty - it's Gazza!
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:50, Reply)
This is a link post Predators, if it was done by the Japanese.
This could be an ironic mockery of the Hollywood tendency to rip off foreign films.. but I think not.
Also, exploding sushi!
(ElusiveCamel, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet!
This looks so bad you know its gonna be good!
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This flm will make my life complete.
click!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not the same without Tripitaka

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post that's got all kinds of awesome falling out of it

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post cor !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:49, Reply)
This is a link post TOAD IS THE BED I made this!
Sequel to LUIGI IS THE POPE
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post he sure is

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:14, Reply)
This is a link post Calling all Cyanide and Happiness fans!
They're having a bash with the creators at Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese in London this Thursday for anyone interested.

Wish I could go. I like the comic AND that pub.


 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought about going along
but as much as I like the Cheshire Cheese, you can't get many people together in one place there (too many nooks and crannies) so it would seem a bit pointless. Plus, what would everyone talk about? Would it just be a big embarrassing silence?
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post 5534022 I made this!
(2204355 backwards)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)
This is a link post 7 months late but still...
Just found this site whilst looking for some sources. Zombies + Pin up girls = WIN!

SFW - we're talking 50's pin ups and zombies combined any boobs out would probably drop off anyway...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Upset American threatens its Warcraft mates
I say it cos I just dont know what sex he/she is.

Also I think they are related to thumb guy.
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait-
he's taunting them because they are fat?!!

Ha ha ha ha! And it's a she! Ho lee she it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Turns out it is a she, *shudders* the horror. Was on Digg and here last week I think
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "This is solid steel!"
No, it's not. It's clearly a tube.
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post glassus phallus
shurely? b3ta.com/links/492733 (although that video has been removed by the user)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
1:55 "She" just deleted her account dont mess with them WV bull dykes theyll Muff you up in real life
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh great. Now I'm going to dream about talking hams again.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Where to start?
1) Seeeerious anger issues
2) Quit being androgynous: pick a side
3) She drives a van? I suppose a car just doesn't have the tonnage to carry the payload.
4) Enjoy the welfare provided by my hours at work.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG
Is that allowed to breed ?
 (Yellow Car is now red, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Legally, yes,
but fortunately nature has in-built failsafes that make successful reproduction by someone of that corpulence improbable.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Big Babies
from CBBC. Its bloomin' fantastic - go on, give it a try...
(Danabnormal, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post created by a b3tan I recall!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more
Brian Blessed.. but its also a woo and much more as i have been watching this with my friends kids this weekend
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I've caught a few of these on a Sunday morning, simply the best kids programme out there right now!
Look out for The Gonch, the coolest fothermucker this side of the creche.
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I met the dude who isnt the fat one with a beard at a comedy gig a few weeks back now.
Nice fella, his co-compere was a right narky twat though.
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post so.....
you're saying the beardy one is a right narky twat?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post No, no, no!
It was some other random fella, who I can't remember the name of.

Never met the beardy one, so couldnt say either way.
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Phew!!!!

Bloody hell. Glad it wasn't me who you thought was a Right Narky Twat!!!

Spence does comparing with a few differing people. I wonder who it was.

GLAD YOU GUYS LIKE THE SHOW!

When we were filming it I was hoping some folk on here would like it!
 (loego, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post yup, this is b3tans I am proud to say.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!!
i need this on dvd!
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post love it to bits
they occasionally appear on iplayer too... not that I watch kids TV on iplayer... ahem, no way...


...



..what!?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post parklife?
you need to cut down on those strawberry shakes mate, get some exercise!
 (just_steve, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I spotted that too :D

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post best show ever.
My favourite quote ever is "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'L'.....'L'-icopter!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:55, Reply)
This is a link post Inflatable Pub
It costs a bit. but what a great idea.
 (waxdart hello., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I want one!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
This is a link post Jaffa Cakes

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post soup herb

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post "Doctor" Gillian McKeith is pushing people around
A corner of Twitter could get interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Anti American? What the hell?
Gillian McKeith is a twazzock.

*retweets*
 (Cap'n, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post she really is a wally

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post She am be a silly.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Gillian saying
"So you believe if you tell a lie enough times it becomes fact. It doesn't honey!"
suggests she has no self-awareness.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post HI IM GILLIAN MCKEITH MMMNNNNNGH!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It does appear to be the real McKeith.
Silly cow.
I hope this blows up in her face like a cock full of hot acid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This with shiney things on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I am trying to imagine what that would look like

(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the idea of attaching (Not PhD) to end of quack's names
Once of the replies to the link:
"And point out to her that she's cheated her way to something that those of us who actually have a PhD, and worked fucking hard for it, would really rather she didn't pretend she has."

Couldn't agree more.
 (Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post She is basically
an abject litigious dick.

She gets her ego regularly massaged and inflated by her many (ultimately mislead) followers which probably doesn't help.

I agree with Monkeon. Head in the clouds.
 (mucuscough http://sciencehubb.co.uk/ <-Science-y stuff, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't do twitter otherwise I'd stick this on there

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that these are a hoax.
Only because, despite her many flaws, I'm sure Gillian McKeith can write in full sentences, even on twitter. 140 characters is plenty.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post My new favourite radio station
Gone from Epic to Ebineezer Goode to Enter Sandman to Tubthumping. Blooming ACE!
 (Danabnormal, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "Tubthumping"
Jesus fucking Christ. What's up next, 2 hours of fingernails on a blackboard?
 (Seebeedee, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
but its all about the flashbacks. As long as they don't play anything more from Space I'll be happy.
 (Danabnormal, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This has made my afternoon very bright! :D
Currently Sleeper - Sale of the Century
not heard this in years! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Just played
Allstar by Smashmouth as well. Really hope it takes off and they start doing clubnights....
 (Danabnormal, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post There's also Absolute 80s
In fact, the main Absolute radio is pretty good
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:25, Reply)
This is a link post Been experimenting with timelapses I made this!
on and off over the past few years - finally got enough together to add music, so I did. Reposted from early this morning on the main board. Looks best in 1080p!
(Cipromil, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ACE
but you don't drink much :P
 (throwing-nova, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
I particularly liked the last shot over the rooftops

And good music too; I now know a new band.
www.last.fm/music/Tortoise/+wiki
Sounds like Berlin-era Bowie or Steve Reich...
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ah cheers,
that's a view out of my bedroom window. If you like the band enough to check out their albums, go for TNT and Tortoise first, by far the best!
 (Cipromil, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey
Was that Mile End climbing wall?
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I was going to ask that.
I loved this, the music works really well.
 (I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post tis the climbing wall in
Nottingham, everything from the video is shot around that general area (Y)
 (Cipromil, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh!
Also Cipromil saved my life....great drug:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

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