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This is a link post Kitten in slow mo
awwwwww - He's amazing!
 (ThisAndThatAndThat AndThatAndT'Other, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of those jumps
he's not even really trying.


(and blah blah GC etc etc, but personally I liked it enough to watch it again on a different URL)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I personally have two rules for GC
1) Same link.
2) On popular page.

Since this is neither, thanks for finding something that b3ta is obviously interested in! It really is an awesome video :)
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:19, Reply)
This is a link post Lehrer's Elements, illustrated I made this!
Once again my head was itching with this. It's bindun, I know.

Some small jokes towards the end.
(SonofRojBlake, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done!
Very catchy tune that I will never remember the words to. ^^
 (Jake-of-all-Trades, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Which words?
There's also the original Gilbert & Sullivan, the Amature Transplants (NSFW audio) & loads of other versions

(I took far too long getting these links, the first unnamed one is particularly good)
 (I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Daniel Radcliff (harry potter) do this once
apparently he learnt it while waiting on set and is now his party piece.
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This ex-chemist salutes you
and clicks

(and owns the Tom Lehrer CD boxset)
 (I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post spare a talent for a poor ex-chemist?

(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 4:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "Jokes"

Geek points for anyone who can spot one DC comics and one Marvel comics reference.
 (SonofRojBlake, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:33, Reply)
This is a link post Earth Boys, Beware
"The Day The Earth Stood Bigoted" - 50's "educational" soundtrack, with a side order of sci-fi.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)
This is a link post A little bit of DJ Yoda... with a little bit of Cyriak
Pretty average DJ Yoda fare, but thought I'd post as there's a couple of Cyriak clips in around the 7min mark.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post i havent heard dj yoda for years
good choice!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)
This is a link post Dinosaurs Dying I made this!
My t-shirt design on qwertee.com, please vote so I can have money.
 (mangakid, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post Are you a political party with no fucking idea how to use social media?
If so, copy this shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post that is....
....strange, misjudged and without purpose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's staggeringly stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Christ, that is utter shite.

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf were they thinking?

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "Hey, the internet is cool with the young people, isn't it?"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you mean?
I'm not seeing anything odd, other than a typically crappy political website.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen a party create a freaky app to let you stalk people anonymously.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, I remembered to turn off the adblockers
That's a bit crappier than I thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Really terrible and quite spectacular.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an animated prince William with an Irish accent.
Edit:-


 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "Why not show love for your country, too"
Fuck these cunts. One of their ideas to help recovery is to abolish thelearning of our language from the education system. Pricks.
 (Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Maith thú!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bloody crime on it's own P'nP
You can bet your last penny that the Welsh wouldn't stand for it.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks
like Julian Clary. Plus, if you move the mouse up and down slowly he appears to disapprove of your dress-sense. In a mincing way.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Politics is a circus.

(sandcracker is eh, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:54, Reply)
This is a link post The Royal Wedding Planners I made this!
I've set up a wedding planner service. And landed the big one.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
good work. got a smile
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
That will do nicely. Ta.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
I like you.
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll get me all shy now.

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Click.
Nicely done.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate these two
not you, the woman and prince.

i hope she dies in a car crash or something.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post oh for fuck's sake
not until some topless holidaying pap shots have been published at least!
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think i'll be put on a watch list
for laughing and replying to this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
big grins and then an outloud laugh for the last couple of sentences. very well done!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
If i wasnt working that day I'd celebrate it by getting absolutely fucked out me trolly and smashing the fuck out of everything, oh hang on a second.
 (tedster, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha,
Top stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Had a proper old laugh at this,
nice work indeed!
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post Ninjas!
music video for The New Pornographers - Together
Some awesome martial arts skills, but the best bit is the ending.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post showaddywaddy!!
thats pretty cool dude.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Mulitiple
levels of excellence.

"CONNECT THE GODDAMN DOTS!!!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You're lying through your teeth!

(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 3:52, Reply)
This is a link post Ukulele Kris - Lonely Valentine I made this!
So tomorrow is the day where all the smug, loved up cunts parade their affection in front of all the singletons, and all the singletons post Facebook and Twitter updates about how they're drinking a litre of vodka, and sitting on the edge of a pier, considering jumping into the murky depths for the sweet release of death.

This is an antidote to both of those types of annoying wankers (although I've been both at various times) and brings about a new kind of wankery.

There's one swear in it towards the end. So mostly safe for work
 (Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post floof!
But cold looking floof
 (beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)
This is a link post Let's play Antikrops DX - Part 3 I made this!
last part of this awful game featuring samuel l jackson killing terrorists
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post A mars bar wrapped in filo with nutella and creamy sauce - AND THEN DEEP FRIED I made this!
Forgive me lord for I know not what I do. I created a monster of gluttony, no, not a monster, but a definition.

I covered a mars bar with filo, nutella and a mascarpone cream, then DEEP FRIED that fucker. It's a deep fried mars bar pie ! And you know what? It was goooood.

It's a once in a blue moon kind of creation, and not recomended for those with heart conditions, but I thought the sheer "Woh'" of it was worth of a spot on /links.


 (I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks yum.
I like how you've excluded me from it though, 4P :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking brilliant.
And nice site too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it me or does that look like

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm from Glasgow
Where I come from that would be considered one of our 'five-a-day'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I may be diabetic, but...
I am so buying the ingredients for that and making one for my tea tonight!

Although I think I'll up it one and go for a snickers, as they are FAR superior to mars bars...
 (errrggghhhh should be doing something else, but what was it?!, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)
This is a link post Rastamouse is brilliant - watch it
even though some think it's bad for you and shit
Rastamouse provokes complaints of racism and teaching bad language
An animated reggae-singing mouse that has become a children's television hit on the BBC has sparked complaints from parents who fear the show is racist and encourages the use of slang. - www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/8320549/Rastamouse-provokes-complaints-of-racism-and-teaching-bad-language.html
 (pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post the torygraph judging people on racism eh?
whatever next?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking idiots
I'm a big defender of political correctness, but as the show is written by a jamaican rastafarian and most of the voice actors are of west indian descent then how exactly is it racist?

rastamouse is utterly fantastic and entirely harmless.
 (evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you
Rastamouse is utterly utterly marvelous.

And how does the reviewer know he's got dredlocks? He never takes his hat off!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok I'd heard people talking about Rastamouse, but hadn't seen any of it.
...have now watched, and I totally understand the hype. That is the direction kids TV SHOULD be going. None of this Boobars shit.

Also...stereotyping black people? Bollocks! It only stereotypes mice!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)
This is a link post A valentines day mix in the style of b3ta: Thirteen Songs for the Lonely, Sullen and Ill-tempered. I made this!
I made a little mixtape for all of those, who are no-ones valentine either by choice, by luck or by the atrocity of faith. Since most of us here are bold and/or over-weight engineers/unemployed/monkeys in their early 30s / late 20s and therefore suffering post-modern loneliness (real-dolls and mothers don't count), I assumed that one or the other might enjoy it.

Give it a listen on mixcloud or get it directly here: www.zshare.net/audio/865025423518c2bf/

Thirteen Songs For The Lonely, Sullen And Ill-Tempered by ≠ on Mixcloud

Tracklist:
1. Sweet Dreams Of You - Patsy Cline
2. Albatross - Judy Collins
3. Avalanche - Leonard Cohen
4. Höre, Der Du Wagst - Popol Vuh
5. Orovela - Hamlet Gonashvili
6. Darkest Dreaming- David Sylvian
7. Soon This Place Will Be Too Small - Lhasa De Sela
8. Nature Boy - Massive Attack & David Bowie
9. Wüste - Einstürzende Neubauten
10. Angels Of Ashes - Scott Walker
11. Pyramid Song - Radiohead
12. All The Love - Ulver
13. Far Away From Me - Morthem Vlade Art
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
i'm clicking i like this just for your intro. will have a listen.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Scott Walker = instant *click*

(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
this looks like a good mix but why the hell does it have to be ONE BIG ASS MP3?! why couldnt you just put all the songs in one RAR to make life so much easier. i give you two thumbs up for putting two german bands in there and for even knowing Popol Vuh. also you can never go wrong with Pyramid Song. i would have liked some "sweet dreams" in it ;) anyways nice mix.
 (MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Putting unmixed, single mp3s of unlicensed music online is like sticking your genitals in a jar full of scorpions: It is a dumb idea and might have unpleasant consequences. Also its properly mixed in the studio, not simply strung together :)
 (Dr. Benway used to lead an amen warfare., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Tracks 9-11 make this full of win without help from the others.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post knitted soft toys
though I don't think this is /talk Maffers
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the axolotl

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post a little or a lotl?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post No, don't so that.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i can't fathom what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post as did I
very cute
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post s'alrite

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaw
already saw it on DA because i think she got a DD but still lovely to see
 (MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone on Etsy does knitted Lumas from Mario Galaxy...
Knitted toys are cute! ^-^
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)
This is a link post Domino and Peavis perform "I feel for you"
A beautiful, beautiful thing. Just send your loved one this tomorrow. Better than flowers and chocolates.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!!
best drum solo evar!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I really love these
Seriously some huge talent for synth songs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)
This is a link post don't want me I made this!
a moderately miserable reggae song. i know it's not well recorded and i make some mistakes but it out of my head a bit more now.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post not worthy but, someone has to reword these! if we can find the full versions. only a short link lol
news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Kate-And-Wills-Become-Comic-Book-Couple-Royal-Romance-Captured-In-Retro-Sketches/Article/201102215929612?lpos=Home_First_Home_Page_Feature_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15929612_Kate_And_Wills_Become_Comic_Book_Couple%3A_Royal_Romance_Captured_In_Retro_Sketches


edit:- also look on the second 'More Latest News Stories'on the home page. lines two then four! lol
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ha. looks like a decent opportunity eh?
am too hung over to follow the edit instructions, sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)
This is a link post My piano version of Ordinary World I made this!
'Tis a lovely song which I thought works well as a piano piece. I recorded this a while ago when I actually had time to sit and play. I'm much rustier now. *sniff*.
(Leemondus, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post that's beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta!

(Leemondus, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You're pretty damnt nifty on the old ivories
Very nice!

One of my resolution is to treat myself to keyboard\piano lessons, must get it sorted
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Really nice.
Get the WD-40 out and conquer the rust!
 (tedster, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:24, Reply)

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