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This is a link post Whoever Jake Benson is, he's on the ball
Rather swift auto-tune response to the tongue-tied Grammies reporter. (By the way we're all allowed to laugh now we know she wasn't having a strokle, she's just a bit shit!)
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This is a normal post f*cking autotune.

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This is a link post The clap-off bra
Ron the seal!
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This is a normal post I'd be in trouble at a gig.

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This is a link post It's ok to be a cat guy.
You can all come out the closet now.
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This is a normal post love!

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This is a normal post i already have
www.b3ta.com/board/10336108

(just kidding. im straight)
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This is a normal post You are clearly a cat lover.
It's written all over your chest fiendy. :-)
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This is a normal post are you really?
*looks sceptical*
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This is a normal post But I like being in the closet
Just under the stairs...
We have some nice shoes in there...
And some boxes with stuff in...
(, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhh
get back under the stairs you. *pokes with a broom*
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This is a normal post He's so manly.

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This is a link post Inspector Drake
Low budget British independent film. I trololololed at this trailer for a long time.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post who actually types
trolololol without making themselves look like a massive twat?

also: that film looks like a shit english naked gun with added shit.
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This is a normal post No one Vodkafiend
NO ONE.
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This is a normal post
My word there's a lot of hostility flying about. Do you want to get something off your chest darling or is it just handbags at dawn?
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This is a normal post that's just something a massive twat would say.
or a perfectly reasonable person.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no need for that!
you perfectly reasonable person you.
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This is a normal post you mean Johnny English don't you?

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This is a link post The King's Rap I made this!
I spent Valentine's Day making this. Yes, amazingly, I am single.
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This is a normal post WOO to the muther funkin' YAY!

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This is a normal post Stop the internet - we have a winnar :D

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This is a normal post Brilliant!
An a very happy valentines day!
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This is a normal post Oh; stop being so good Dan.
You are annoying me now.

Click.
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I think it's less to do with skill than sheer obsessive compulsiveness and nothing better to do with my time...
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This is a normal post I still tell people i sort of know you
and every reply validates it. Don't worry though, i'd make a shit stalker.
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This is a normal post Nice!
Great job
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This is a normal post Superb stuff!
More rap should be set to classical music. I bet there's more but I really am not good with music/poetry.
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This one's good: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4EjPVm9a1g
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This is a normal post ha!
I knew what that would be before i clicked it.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is cracking too
Although he was extremely hard to follow. Thanks!
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This is a normal post :D
I like this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Xt-XeWnHM
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This is clearly an unofficial remix but it's sublime nonetheless: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jumopYHTTw
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This is a normal post Ain't no school like the old school :)
edit: oooh, biggie vs bach, seems to work better than I thought :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOWvOEd5FZc
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This is a normal post is that a stoned Jake Gyllenhaal on beats?

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This is a normal post That's a bit good.
Nicely!
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This is a normal post this is tops

(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The last line earned the click
alone, much better than the last rap about stuttering I heard. ;)
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This is a normal post ^
What he said. Nice one!
(, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff.
But more importantly, I just got what your username's all about. At first I thought it was a cutesy quirky thing. But no.
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This is a normal post do tell.

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This is a normal post I didn't even realize there was a joke in it.
Now it's as clear as black and blue to me.
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This is a normal post Ha...
Oh, I get it. Fucking hell. How slow of me.
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This is a normal post Nice
Clicks Hard
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This is a normal post P...p...p...perfect
Wonderful stuff, my heartiest clicks to you sir.
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This is a normal post heh heh heh.
stop... heh heh heh.
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This is a normal post Fuck off. That was brilliant.

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This is a normal post Have a click sir, brilliant

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This is a normal post Simply the best thing I've seen on the interwebs in months.
You am awesome!
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This is a normal post do do do do......do do.....do do
can't touch this!
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This is a normal post Looks like the gentleman rhymer has a new pretender to his crown...
FIRTH GONNA GET WHOOP-ASSSED
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This is a link post Who Is Arcade Fire

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This is a normal post Arcade what?
2 good friends, whose opinions I would otherwise respect, both recommended arcade fire. I just don't get it though, I don't find their music fun or interesting. Am I all alone?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like them very much
saw them live recently and it was incredible.
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This is a normal post You're not helping

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This is a normal post I don't want you to feel all alone on valentines day Juany
Arcade Fire are Shit. No one should listen to them, they rot your ears off then your brain melts out the holes. Rubbish.
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This is a normal post Haha, yeah, thought so
Losers
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This is a normal post I'm a latecomer to them.
Heard Neon Bible for the first time last year and thought it was unbelievably good. To me they sound how the Pixies would sound if they'd spent their formative years listening to Rufus Wainwright. If that makes any sense.
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This is a normal post Apart from the time travel aspect
yes, it does.
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This is a normal post What?

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Well, I liked it. Long story short: Butthurt Gaga fans.
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This is a normal post I was enjoying this earlier
Christ, if you haven't even *heard of* Arcade Fire then you really can't claim to know anything at all about popular music. I don't know, maybe they're really tiny in the USA or something?
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This is a normal post Merkins allow anything in from Canada.
'DON'T allow' I meant...damn it.
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This is a normal post Do I have to write you a list?
nah, bindun
"Blame Canada, Blame Canada..."
(, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 4:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was blaming Merkins
for not liking Canadians, you adorable little Canadian you.
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This is a link post The Amazing Spider-Man
Your first, mahoosive hi-res glimpse of the new Spidey.
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This is a normal post that texture reminds me of a golf ball
is this Spider Man 4?
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This is a normal post The reboot of the franchise - official title is "The Amazing Spider-Man"

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This is a normal post They're rebooting the franchise?
After just 9 years and three films? Did they run out of ideas that quickly?
(, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post no, Spidey 3 was just shit

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This is a link post Luckiest guy alive - (filmed in 1999)
Australian heart attack victim Bill Morgan wins a $27,000 car on a
scratchcard, local news sends a camera crew to film a card purchase
re-enactment, and..........

Older than the internets, but what the hell :-D.....Report here.
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This is a normal post hah, beautiful

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This is a normal post Aww
Must have something in my eye
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This is a normal post jammy cnut

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This is a link post Micheal Martin Channels David Brent with Chinese Accent
/irish blog
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This is a normal post Jesus
christ.
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This is a link post The Daily Fail again.
In response to Melanie Phillips atrocious article about Homosexual marriages here: istyosty.com/b8s (this link stops the Daily Fail from receiving any income from advertisements), B3ta's own Gonzo ( www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=12899 ) has written this article.
Thought I'd share it with you all.
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This is a normal post That picture of David 1/2-way down the page (http://istyosty.com/b8s)...
somebody GNOPS'ed that just a bit, didn't they?
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This is a normal post she invokes the bible four times in that article.
Which considering she's not even a christian is quite a few.

Also, what a reactionary fucking bitch.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's pretty appaling journalism.

(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:20, , Reply)
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Great linky, I fucking hate melanie phillips. She is a total cunt. (I cant be bothered to articulate my vitriol beyond cursing, the cunt doesnt deverve it.)
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This is a normal post I was not aware of Coll3tive, a nice idea
Liked the post, too.
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This is a normal post Whilst I enjoy...
...seeing religious types getting outraged, I can't help but wonder why homosexual people would want to take part in a religious ceremony of an organisation that ultimately preaches that they're going to burn in hell?
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This is a normal post I tend to agree
And we need to separate the issues of church and state. I'm an atheist, but still believe in religious freedom, even when I think it's horribly, visciously wrong. So the religions can decide whether to hold marriage services of any flavour they like - and shouldn't be compelled to do otherwise. BUT, whether the state validates these weddings in law, or to provide different flavours of civil service, is a whole other matter - and frankly should be up to the democratic process, and nowt to do with the religionists.
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This is a normal post There was a very good article on religion and gay marriage
by John Shore: johnshore.com/2010/10/01/how-is-being-gay-like-gluing-wings-on-a-pig/
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This is a link post All that Lives May Love I made this!
Hippy Valentines Stuff and the like...
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This is a normal post Be you tee full . . . love the moves . . . Hippy Valintimes !

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This is a link post Ready for Mt. Everest
Training in the snow. Little dog doing his best.
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This is a normal post I know you're trying to turn your dog into the next phenomenon
but it's really not working.
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This is a normal post Youns mum is the next phenomenonmeneonemneonmszz

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This is a normal post Boo boo
boo doo boo.

Phenomenon.
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This is a link post Unfortunate valentines.
RS
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This is a normal post Good find
My favourite of these: capnwacky.com/valentines/valcard8.html
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This is a normal post Ha! Nicely :)

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This is a normal post it's a shame he's not funny anymore.
his delivery reminds me of roy chubby brown
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This is a normal post I know what you mean...
On Mock the Week it was alright, because his cuntish interjections were split up by different material from the other panellists, but on his own he's just boring and depressing.
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This is a normal post totally
Boyle's material's cleverer than Chubby Brown's but not by that much.
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This is a link post Norwegian Office PSAs

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This is a link post It's ok to laugh!
Heavy Burtations!!!
CBS (the channel she works for!) says she was fine.

Edit:
More info -
latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/02/kcbs-reporter-serene-branson-tells-her-bosses-shes-feeling-fine.html
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This is a normal post she is suffering from hearing aids

(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I caught that from listening to Freddie Mercury too loud

(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
she had a migraine? My friend does that when he has one.
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This is a normal post glad she's fine
now we can mock her until the end of time :D
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This is a normal post Woohoo!
Bang, and the guilt is gone
(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's pissed :o)

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This is a normal post So it was just the blondeness?

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This is a link post Yes!!! it is HERE!!!!!!



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This is a normal post better than
the other way around
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This is a normal post hehehe

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This is a normal post this sort of stuff has been around for ages
for dogs
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This is a link post The muzzle man - Flea market I made this!
we were on the flea market buying compact cassettes when a horse showed up from nowhere. luckily we had our trusty baking tray with us.

we saved the day
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This is a normal post I love this.
This is the best thing that has happened today.
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This is a normal post Double SPANG?!

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This is a normal post WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

(, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck
these are good and I don't know why!
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This is a normal post I want a horse head
And i want it now!
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This is a normal post Lovin this one!
Nice to hear you keeping the "HULLOO" in there as well :D
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This is a normal post ^ This
Makes me laugh every time
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we are currently in making of many many more of these. suggestions for locations are welcome!
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This is a normal post electrocution seems to be in vogue

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This is a normal post Hahaha!
Makes me laugh far too much :D

How about doing one at... let's say.. a train station? Strip club? Bank? I DON'T KNOW STOP PRESSURING ME AAAGHHHH!
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Stripclub, brilliant idea!
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This is a normal post Ahahahahahahaha
SPANG
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Is this in Grünerlokka in Oslo?
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:00, , Reply)
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yes it is. at the flea market at Birkelunden
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh .. nice
.. didn't recognize it. We spent some years in suburban Oslo and every so often my wife would make me go there .. charming part of town but flea markets were never my kind of thing :-)

And nice work BTW!
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This is a normal post Aww
I feel bad for the paraplegic pony. Not so much the other one, though. He had it coming.
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