Whoever Jake Benson is, he's on the ball
Rather swift auto-tune response to the tongue-tied Grammies reporter. (By the way we're all allowed to laugh now we know she wasn't having a strokle, she's just a bit shit!)
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:28, Reply)
Rather swift auto-tune response to the tongue-tied Grammies reporter. (By the way we're all allowed to laugh now we know she wasn't having a strokle, she's just a bit shit!)
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:28, Reply)
i already have
www.b3ta.com/board/10336108
(just kidding. im straight)
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/board/10336108
(just kidding. im straight)
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
You are clearly a cat lover.
It's written all over your chest fiendy. :-)
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:41, Reply)
It's written all over your chest fiendy. :-)
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:41, Reply)
But I like being in the closet
Just under the stairs...
We have some nice shoes in there...
And some boxes with stuff in...
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Just under the stairs...
We have some nice shoes in there...
And some boxes with stuff in...
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Inspector Drake
Low budget British independent film. I trololololed at this trailer for a long time.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Low budget British independent film. I trololololed at this trailer for a long time.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:22, Reply)
who actually types
trolololol without making themselves look like a massive twat?
also: that film looks like a shit english naked gun with added shit.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
trolololol without making themselves look like a massive twat?
also: that film looks like a shit english naked gun with added shit.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
My word there's a lot of hostility flying about. Do you want to get something off your chest darling or is it just handbags at dawn?
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:42, Reply)
that's just something a massive twat would say.
or a perfectly reasonable person.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:46, Reply)
or a perfectly reasonable person.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:46, Reply)
The King's Rap
I made this!
I spent Valentine's Day making this. Yes, amazingly, I am single.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
I spent Valentine's Day making this. Yes, amazingly, I am single.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
I think it's less to do with skill than sheer obsessive compulsiveness and nothing better to do with my time...
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
I still tell people i sort of know you
and every reply validates it. Don't worry though, i'd make a shit stalker.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)
and every reply validates it. Don't worry though, i'd make a shit stalker.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Superb stuff!
More rap should be set to classical music. I bet there's more but I really am not good with music/poetry.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
More rap should be set to classical music. I bet there's more but I really am not good with music/poetry.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
That is cracking too
Although he was extremely hard to follow. Thanks!
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Although he was extremely hard to follow. Thanks!
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)
This is clearly an unofficial remix but it's sublime nonetheless: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jumopYHTTw
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Ain't no school like the old school :)
edit: oooh, biggie vs bach, seems to work better than I thought :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOWvOEd5FZc
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
edit: oooh, biggie vs bach, seems to work better than I thought :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOWvOEd5FZc
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
The last line earned the click
alone, much better than the last rap about stuttering I heard. ;)
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)
alone, much better than the last rap about stuttering I heard. ;)
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Great stuff.
But more importantly, I just got what your username's all about. At first I thought it was a cutesy quirky thing. But no.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)
But more importantly, I just got what your username's all about. At first I thought it was a cutesy quirky thing. But no.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)
I didn't even realize there was a joke in it.
Now it's as clear as black and blue to me.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 1:55, Reply)
Now it's as clear as black and blue to me.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 1:55, Reply)
P...p...p...perfect
Wonderful stuff, my heartiest clicks to you sir.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
Wonderful stuff, my heartiest clicks to you sir.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
Simply the best thing I've seen on the interwebs in months.
You am awesome!
( , Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)
You am awesome!
( , Wed 16 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Looks like the gentleman rhymer has a new pretender to his crown...
FIRTH GONNA GET WHOOP-ASSSED
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FIRTH GONNA GET WHOOP-ASSSED
( , Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Arcade what?
2 good friends, whose opinions I would otherwise respect, both recommended arcade fire. I just don't get it though, I don't find their music fun or interesting. Am I all alone?
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:35, Reply)
2 good friends, whose opinions I would otherwise respect, both recommended arcade fire. I just don't get it though, I don't find their music fun or interesting. Am I all alone?
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I like them very much
saw them live recently and it was incredible.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)
saw them live recently and it was incredible.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)
I don't want you to feel all alone on valentines day Juany
Arcade Fire are Shit. No one should listen to them, they rot your ears off then your brain melts out the holes. Rubbish.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Arcade Fire are Shit. No one should listen to them, they rot your ears off then your brain melts out the holes. Rubbish.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)
I'm a latecomer to them.
Heard Neon Bible for the first time last year and thought it was unbelievably good. To me they sound how the Pixies would sound if they'd spent their formative years listening to Rufus Wainwright. If that makes any sense.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Heard Neon Bible for the first time last year and thought it was unbelievably good. To me they sound how the Pixies would sound if they'd spent their formative years listening to Rufus Wainwright. If that makes any sense.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I was enjoying this earlier
Christ, if you haven't even *heard of* Arcade Fire then you really can't claim to know anything at all about popular music. I don't know, maybe they're really tiny in the USA or something?
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Christ, if you haven't even *heard of* Arcade Fire then you really can't claim to know anything at all about popular music. I don't know, maybe they're really tiny in the USA or something?
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Merkins allow anything in from Canada.
'DON'T allow' I meant...damn it.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
'DON'T allow' I meant...damn it.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Do I have to write you a list?
nah, bindun
"Blame Canada, Blame Canada..."
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 4:02, Reply)
nah, bindun
"Blame Canada, Blame Canada..."
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 4:02, Reply)
I was blaming Merkins
for not liking Canadians, you adorable little Canadian you.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)
for not liking Canadians, you adorable little Canadian you.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)
The Amazing Spider-Man
Your first, mahoosive hi-res glimpse of the new Spidey.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Your first, mahoosive hi-res glimpse of the new Spidey.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)
The reboot of the franchise - official title is "The Amazing Spider-Man"
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( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:35, Reply)
They're rebooting the franchise?
After just 9 years and three films? Did they run out of ideas that quickly?
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)
After just 9 years and three films? Did they run out of ideas that quickly?
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Luckiest guy alive - (filmed in 1999)
Australian heart attack victim Bill Morgan wins a $27,000 car on a
scratchcard, local news sends a camera crew to film a card purchase
re-enactment, and..........
Older than the internets, but what the hell :-D.....Report here.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Australian heart attack victim Bill Morgan wins a $27,000 car on a
scratchcard, local news sends a camera crew to film a card purchase
re-enactment, and..........
Older than the internets, but what the hell :-D.....Report here.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Micheal Martin Channels David Brent with Chinese Accent
/irish blog
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/irish blog
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)
The Daily Fail again.
In response to Melanie Phillips atrocious article about Homosexual marriages here: istyosty.com/b8s (this link stops the Daily Fail from receiving any income from advertisements), B3ta's own Gonzo ( www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=12899 ) has written this article.
Thought I'd share it with you all.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)
In response to Melanie Phillips atrocious article about Homosexual marriages here: istyosty.com/b8s (this link stops the Daily Fail from receiving any income from advertisements), B3ta's own Gonzo ( www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=12899 ) has written this article.
Thought I'd share it with you all.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)
That picture of David 1/2-way down the page (http://istyosty.com/b8s)...
somebody GNOPS'ed that just a bit, didn't they?
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:08, Reply)
somebody GNOPS'ed that just a bit, didn't they?
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:08, Reply)
she invokes the bible four times in that article.
Which considering she's not even a christian is quite a few.
Also, what a reactionary fucking bitch.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Which considering she's not even a christian is quite a few.
Also, what a reactionary fucking bitch.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Great linky, I fucking hate melanie phillips. She is a total cunt. (I cant be bothered to articulate my vitriol beyond cursing, the cunt doesnt deverve it.)
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Whilst I enjoy...
...seeing religious types getting outraged, I can't help but wonder why homosexual people would want to take part in a religious ceremony of an organisation that ultimately preaches that they're going to burn in hell?
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:37, Reply)
...seeing religious types getting outraged, I can't help but wonder why homosexual people would want to take part in a religious ceremony of an organisation that ultimately preaches that they're going to burn in hell?
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:37, Reply)
I tend to agree
And we need to separate the issues of church and state. I'm an atheist, but still believe in religious freedom, even when I think it's horribly, visciously wrong. So the religions can decide whether to hold marriage services of any flavour they like - and shouldn't be compelled to do otherwise. BUT, whether the state validates these weddings in law, or to provide different flavours of civil service, is a whole other matter - and frankly should be up to the democratic process, and nowt to do with the religionists.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:56, Reply)
And we need to separate the issues of church and state. I'm an atheist, but still believe in religious freedom, even when I think it's horribly, visciously wrong. So the religions can decide whether to hold marriage services of any flavour they like - and shouldn't be compelled to do otherwise. BUT, whether the state validates these weddings in law, or to provide different flavours of civil service, is a whole other matter - and frankly should be up to the democratic process, and nowt to do with the religionists.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:56, Reply)
There was a very good article on religion and gay marriage
by John Shore: johnshore.com/2010/10/01/how-is-being-gay-like-gluing-wings-on-a-pig/
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)
by John Shore: johnshore.com/2010/10/01/how-is-being-gay-like-gluing-wings-on-a-pig/
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)
All that Lives May Love
I made this!
Hippy Valentines Stuff and the like...
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Hippy Valentines Stuff and the like...
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Ready for Mt. Everest
Training in the snow. Little dog doing his best.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Training in the snow. Little dog doing his best.
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I know you're trying to turn your dog into the next phenomenon
but it's really not working.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)
but it's really not working.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Good find
My favourite of these: capnwacky.com/valentines/valcard8.html
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)
My favourite of these: capnwacky.com/valentines/valcard8.html
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Frankie Boyle talking about Deal or No Deal, Kerry Katona and The Jeremy Kyle Show
NSFW
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it's a shame he's not funny anymore.
his delivery reminds me of roy chubby brown
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
his delivery reminds me of roy chubby brown
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I know what you mean...
On Mock the Week it was alright, because his cuntish interjections were split up by different material from the other panellists, but on his own he's just boring and depressing.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)
On Mock the Week it was alright, because his cuntish interjections were split up by different material from the other panellists, but on his own he's just boring and depressing.
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)
totally
Boyle's material's cleverer than Chubby Brown's but not by that much.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)
Boyle's material's cleverer than Chubby Brown's but not by that much.
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)
It's ok to laugh!
Heavy Burtations!!!
CBS (the channel she works for!) says she was fine.
Edit:
More info -
latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/02/kcbs-reporter-serene-branson-tells-her-bosses-shes-feeling-fine.html
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:58, Reply)
Heavy Burtations!!!
CBS (the channel she works for!) says she was fine.
Edit:
More info -
latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/02/kcbs-reporter-serene-branson-tells-her-bosses-shes-feeling-fine.html
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:58, Reply)
The muzzle man - Flea market
I made this!
we were on the flea market buying compact cassettes when a horse showed up from nowhere. luckily we had our trusty baking tray with us.
we saved the day
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:44, Reply)
we were on the flea market buying compact cassettes when a horse showed up from nowhere. luckily we had our trusty baking tray with us.
we saved the day
( , Mon 14 Feb 2011, 18:44, Reply)
Lovin this one!
Nice to hear you keeping the "HULLOO" in there as well :D
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Nice to hear you keeping the "HULLOO" in there as well :D
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)
we are currently in making of many many more of these. suggestions for locations are welcome!
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Hahaha!
Makes me laugh far too much :D
How about doing one at... let's say.. a train station? Strip club? Bank? I DON'T KNOW STOP PRESSURING ME AAAGHHHH!
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Makes me laugh far too much :D
How about doing one at... let's say.. a train station? Strip club? Bank? I DON'T KNOW STOP PRESSURING ME AAAGHHHH!
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)
oh .. nice
.. didn't recognize it. We spent some years in suburban Oslo and every so often my wife would make me go there .. charming part of town but flea markets were never my kind of thing :-)
And nice work BTW!
( , Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)
.. didn't recognize it. We spent some years in suburban Oslo and every so often my wife would make me go there .. charming part of town but flea markets were never my kind of thing :-)
And nice work BTW!
( , Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Aww
I feel bad for the paraplegic pony. Not so much the other one, though. He had it coming.
( , Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)
I feel bad for the paraplegic pony. Not so much the other one, though. He had it coming.
( , Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:05, Reply)
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