"Pull" sign translation fail.
With detailed linguistical comments too.
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Herman Blume is unique, just like everyone else, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:02,
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Fat Bastards indeed!
You have to be quite sweaty to pull this one off.
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Is it not his gravitational pull?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:20,
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By the look of that family
The cutlery probably sticks to him because it's never been washed. Or him, probably.
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Its Heavy Metal Friday!
NSFW
The great band Pungent Stench!
And Only Hunger Remains
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 13 May 2011, 6:32,
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I'd like to get this perfectly clear, to disarm any future ambiguity.
Those are two male severed heads kissing in a jar of formaldehyde.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:11,
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or possibly...
...two halves of the same head, kissing himself.
Either way, you have to worry about the mental health of the person who decided to arrange them/him in the jar.
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WeirdWeb, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:23,
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Funny, but feels wrong, you know? Like, yeah, that's clever but I want to see the source material.
And since it isn't there I feel robbed. Like a parasite sucked my life seconds. A similar event happened just days ago. A friend of a friend found a usb key with "Battle of Los Angeles" on it, and I mistakenly thought this was "Battle: Los Angeles". It was not. It was a parasite, like "Transmorphers" and so on.
But you are a girl, and so porno means something completely different. No, you don't hate it. It's more subtle. I cannot rub my finger on it, but the pseudo porn depicted is devoid of, shall we say, porn for girls.
Sorry to be so deep, but I hear that's good.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:00,
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Bike To Work Day 2011
I made this!
Me!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 13 May 2011, 5:25,
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Far be it from me to argue with royalty.
But if you merely turn your monitor around you will see it properly, ma'am, as the double exes have extra sensory perception all the same, and soforth, with all due appropriateness and etc, etc, etc.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 13 May 2011, 6:52,
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OoooOOoh!
A bit lah-de-dah are we? One suggests that her Ladyship takes a cold fucking shower and un-twists her knickers.
;-)
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9 out of ten of me say you keep odd hours.
Mr. Ten says the go word is "knickers" and you said it. So let's get straight to b3ta phone sex for the finer half of human.
I noticed that you often post to links, but you sometimes employ a sassy role. Do you like to stir the pot?
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:08,
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I was too forward, I see that now.
What is the term? Rude American? Awful American? Maybe Ugly American? Perhaps one of the more rare gems of your moon language, English.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:16,
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You are kind.
Few would grant me mental.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:35,
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why are you 12 foot tall
and have a bicycle helmet on your nob?
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:13,
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It's fake, I make it look that way.
If you are a girl and you made me say that I hate you forever.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:51,
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How long was that?
I cycle about 5 miles to work daily, but this...
I want details:
Actual time it took you end-to-end
Average speed
Type of bike
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:42, Reply)
Wow
Looks like a nice ride to work :) also really really flat, I wish it was like that here :( stupid hills
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Xkimo was at work on, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:14,
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I cycled to work once
Spent the rest of the day of the day stinking of sweat and exhaust fumes and sitting to one side on one buttock because my undercarriage was so sore. Fuck bikes.
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I was gonna post this myself.
Just about the right amount of dance and funny.
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A bit of human fluff
Sorry if GC, getting Query failed in search..
Looks a little silly on people on the main site,
But yeah, they move with your emotions.
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The heartwarming story of an intellectually subnormal dog, and it's desire for freedom
Well...maybe 'heartwarming' is stretching it a bit, but you get the idea
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A "Scottie Dog"
Who was, as the owners would say "Is a total softie"
Tried to fucking mince my 3yr old daughters head, ergo I fucking hate dogs.
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:28,
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Not just dogs
but people who have dogs and treat them like they're their children.
When the dog attacked my daughter I fucking hoofed the life out of it,
And she was in total despair, over the fucking dog!
"Dont kill him, he's only a puppy!"
After I pinned and strangled her dog i think she kind of understood my stance on the priority over my first born child and her fucking dog..
..but I still to this day believe she favoured the fucking dog.
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:41,
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Dogs can be bastards, especially to children...
...I was once surrounded by 3 German Shepards when I was about 9. The owner was a good few meters away laughing to himself saying 'Go on! Give 'em a stroke! They won't bite!'.
My arse...they were all growling, ears flattened, baring teeth and slowly edging towards me. The only reason they didn't attack is probably because I was frozen with fear and thus not much in the way of sport.
Having said that I do like dogs. As long as they're quiet and calm. Like cats.
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This sounds like another case
where the dog owner should be shot with shit. The same dogs could have been properly socialised and friendly had they been in the right hands. This bloke sounds like a total twat.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:09,
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Yes, sadly there are many fuckwits with dogs.
That must have been hideous - and from what you said I believe the idiot woman's priority was her dog's welfare, with zero acknowledgement of its attack on your daughter, or the trauma that must have entailed. As a long time dog lover, I used to assume that anyone who owned a dog must know about them, i.e. how to train and socialise them. As a parent, I'm with you - any animal attacks my kid (or human, for that matter) I'm going to hoof it to smithereens. I hope your daughter recovered and isn't terrified of all dogs as a result.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 13 May 2011, 2:03,
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aye
I'm more a cat person now but love dogs, we always had a dog. Our dogs never harmed me or my brothers but if one of them did we'd have booted the bastard no trouble.
People should always keep an eye on their dogs, never fully trust an animal with children.
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She probably did.
..and you are a foolish person, you hate dogs because of one encounter with one poorly trained dog.
I hope you never get robbed by a black geezer.
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Thank you so much for posting this link :)
Our dog is from a rescue shelter (we've had her for 9 years now) and she shares many similarities with Simple Dog. This blog entry made me smile so much, I've book marked the page \o/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:52,
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I'd recommend reading her other dog-related posts.
In fact, I'd recommend reading all her posts. Most of them are hilarious.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:14,
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I read her blog when she first got the dog, and then she became a meme!
"Clean ALL the things!"
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 13 May 2011, 5:48,
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I'm not one for blogs, finding them nestled firmly in the 'pretentious cunt' sector of the interwebs
But Hyperbole and a Half is awesome. The artwork's great and the stories are funny as hell. Definitely getting the book when it finally comes out
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:44,
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OFFICIAL: Keith Allen a wanker.
Writing a single story for the Daily Mail isn't proof enough, but surely it's not some lump of hype for a sensationalist product eh?
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I wonder if he realises..
Most people probably have no opinion on Diana's death anymore. This was done-to-death far too long ago.
Three years wasted Keith.
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mikenco, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:04,
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Diana
was that bird off big brother yeah?
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:06,
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She was that one
with the Flying Spaghetti Monster hat on at the royal wedding.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:30,
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I'm no wordsmith by any means...
...but this is the writing of a redarded person isn't it? does he get paid to write this way?
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is this because of the documentary
or lilly allen...either way...yes a wanker.
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Can I just say, the night of the crash
I was at a house party that was just winding down (someone had the idea to put on that Sylvester Stallone film Cliffhanger). Everyone was stoned and/or pissed and the video stopped and the TV went onto ITV - where it was in the middle of an extended live newsflash... "Diana has been in a car crash in Paris and has broken her leg... blah blah she's not dead" (paraphrasing somewhat, but that was the definite line the news outlets were taking at the time - specifically the broken leg bit). I vividly remember it because I authoritatively announced that we were actually watching Brass Eye and was surprised and mesmerised when it turned out to be real!
I was even more surprised when, the following morning, I found out she was dead!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:40,
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Keepin' it real with John McCain
John McCain asked some questions about the location of Bin Laden in relation to torture and gives the answers.
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'enhanced interrogation'
gotta love that new speak
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:41,
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cool...Vermeer would have liked this ...as would all the Dutch Masters
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Elvis impersonator, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:03,
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I'll see your Vermeer
and raise you a Rembrandt
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:47,
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Finger trickin' good !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:11,
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I would like to think...
..that this just happens to be a talented artist who has used the ipad as a medium to experiment with.
But the internet has taught me to be cynical. It could be a cynically created viral.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:12,
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Looking at his other work I would say he managed to carry his style over to the iPad
davidkassan.com/
but I have no doubt he was commissioned to do this so they could promote that app.
I have an iPad but I wouldn't give up my wacom for this. Might be a bit of fun to do finger painting
again though...
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:23,
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that's talent
Titian used to paint with his fingers too oddly enough
the future's not looking good for Windsor and Newton, the days of paying £5.65 for a small tube of cadmium red light are long gone :).
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:35,
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He is very talented
but every time I see something like this I still think....why?
If you can do this then why not do it on a canvas, its much better looking and it's tangible. Digital art is awesome, but its not the same.
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Bamboo Steamer, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:04,
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When Obama met Osama
Look! He is behind a bush! No..not THAT bush.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:10,
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Japanese Cup Noodle advert
First advert I ever saw in Japan back in 2001.... and so began my love of the crazy shit the Japanese put on TV.
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CPhoenix, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:48,
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this is one of my favourites
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkLsiBryVQ0&feature=related
there are quite a few of these
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:57,
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I loved the cheese & mozzarella curry noodle adverts....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI9nKfknBMg
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CPhoenix, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:20,
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I swear my Sims character
had the same flailing arm movements when they spotted a fire :P
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CPhoenix, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:42,
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How to chop wood sucessfully
When its bleedin' cold, you learnt his stuff quickly, I suppose....
(Impressive chopper too..)
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fucking impressive energy management
needs a boost from Rob
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:36,
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he's a lumberjack
and he's ok
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:56,
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brilliant !
and so simple
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:59,
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That
is a seriously sharp axe.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:18,
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more of a log splitter than a axe,, the proper tool for the job that is
they dont realy cut, they prize the wood apart along the grain
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:49,
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^this^
Veteran log splitter here. That's no axe... It's a wedge on a stick. Hit a log like that with an axe and spend 10 minutes trying to get it out again...
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:04,
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Agrees.
Round here we call that a mell or a maul.
I've always loved the way the wood just "explodes" ;)
But that guys technique just rocks and the use of that elastic is a winner.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 12 May 2011, 23:23,
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^this
I'll be finding an old bungee strap ASAP.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 14 May 2011, 19:59,
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Since we are on log splitting....
I find this incredibly mesmeric and uniquely satisfying.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=te3FBhdqgK8
(no, I dont know either O-o )
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Nice tool
Didn't realise how many log splitting pon videos there were on ytube
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acab, Fri 13 May 2011, 7:44,
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Looks a bit fiddly to me
best way I've found to do it is screw an old tyre to the chopping block - it has the same effect but without fiddly little clips and stuff
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hmmm...
I've got a stack of hard as nails, gnarly and twisted Eucalyptus logs that I've been trying to get thru for the past 2 years... I'd like to see this fucker try and make chopping them look easy...
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 13 May 2011, 22:53,
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After watching this
I went out and bought a splitting axe.
Had a damn good time splitting wood today, now have one achey arm.
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NSFW! Lurid rantings by some random bint
NSFW
I don't post often - thought this would sit here nicely.
I bet she has a fanny like a dirty rag
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classy stuff
and lots of invaluable information. would read again A+
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Probably written by some fat bloke.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:17,
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you mean women don't say things like
"It's a fucking mint feeling in your fanny and the only reason you are in bed with us in the first place."?
i have to say, you're sort of ruining it for me.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Dude! You read my blog!
*swoons*
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:03,
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clicks her clit
send by email to all your female friends
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:19,
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She playing dumb.
She's used the word maladroit ffs.
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girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:29,
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Hahaha!
I spotted this on Facebook this afternoon, hilarious :)
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:47,
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Reprise
I made this!
'reprise' as in: repeating.
This was originally part of another mix, which featured a different chordset in the first half. Chords differed so dramatically that I decided to split it up.
Beep thing at ~2:15
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:27,
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