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This is a link post The coffee ring effect.
Why a ring effect is produced when certain liquids dry.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)
This is a link post 10 optical illusions to 'break your head' (rough translation)
the article is in Spanish but the visual bits are easy enough to access (the linked videos are English). Full disclosure: one of the 10 illusions featured (#4) is the video I made which I used as my first link post here.

This is an excellent assemblage of several different types of illusions which combined just makes them all the more interesting for juxtaposed comparing & contrasting.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post theres like 3 illusions here...
most of them are duplicates of each other?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post EEWWOOOOR

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post even more random
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab-f1IYPC8Q&NR=1
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This is a normal post My favourite...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueYUwcZV-n0&feature=related
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post you betrayed it
youtu.be/nwbvUuBEZXw

youtu.be/jnNGIFI36bw
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post Minecraft creator proposes wholly sensible mediation process between him and Bethesda.
OK a) it's Boingboing (sorry), and b) given the subject matter it's bound to have been up here already, but I searched both 'minecraft' and 'quake' and this didn't come up so I'll chance it...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm in the wrong job.
I should have become a lawyer. The net result would be the same, I'd produce nothing useful to society as a whole yet would be able to drive around in a BMW.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Good old Notch!
I've just set up a server so me and my 9 year old daughter can build our own world. "Dad, it's like a video game version of Lego!" she exclaimed excitedly to me yesterday.

We're building a bridge across the water tonight. Fun times!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a link post Most Times Biting Three Apples While Juggling Them In 30 Seconds
A grey thing called Ron.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you like THEM apples, HMM?

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea why
but each time I hear that phrase I die a little inside.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you like THEM apples, HMM?

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *Shrivels and dies*

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Om-nom-nomseal

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
the sounds! ha ha
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post core blimey!

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
This is a link post The normal version of this entertaining physics / science demonstration has I made this!

a dark opaque balloon inside of a translucent balloon and one fires a strong laser into the translucent balloon which pops the dark balloon but leaves the translucent balloon intact.
I switched out the dark inside balloon for flash paper for a bit of fireworks.
Hope you enjoy!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post SCIENCE™
Always good to see laser deathrays
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I find that the more their deathrayiness goes
up, the more interesting and potentially entertaining they become.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all well and good
Pew pew lasers and such - but i'm much more interested in the marketing potential of the device which inflates two (or more) balloons within themselves.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The following little video
Stuffed Balloons -- How to Stuff Balloons Inside Balloons
should be to your liking.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a link post Crap cock & balls on Edinburgh Fringe posters NSFW
Promoter Avalon are allegedly planning to sue Kunt and the Gang for 50,000 pounds over crap cock and balls. Yes, one of those posters is for Puppetry of the Penis. Also the band approves of angry debate on B3TA.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope that's not true about Avalon.
Humourless idiots, if they are.

At least the Malcolm Hardee Cunning Stunt Award must be in the bag.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS
Kunt's letter of apology was absolutely fantastic.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
"I received a visit at my venue from Edinburgh Council Environmental Dept. who told us that they had spent the day pulling off over a hundred cocks."
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it did the job and got him all the publicity he wanted clearly
I can see why people would be pissed off though, it's a fucking competetive market at the Fringe, if you've paid out all your money on posters to try and get the right crowd only to find your serious play is now expected to have knob gags (from the now hilarious poster) you'd be a bit crushed and financially fucked.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think people would think the sticker has anything
to do with the poster, just vandalism.

The stickers are not actually defacing the posters to such an extent that they become unreadable. No one is not going to judge the show by the sticker, so there is no way Avalon could have possibly lost money as a result of this.

The fine from Edinburgh Council makes some sense, as they probably did spend something cleaning them up.

If anyone is taking money from the amateur productions, it is companies like Avalon for sending TV-known comedians with a decent marketing budget to compete with people going on their own backs.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post true

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get the fine from the council.
It's not like regular graffiti/vandalism as someone was going to have to take the posters down eventually anyway.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume people were sticking Kunt's cocks up all over the place,
not just on posters.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to harsh a fine
but the council will have budgeted for taking down posters at the end, not the taking down of stickers in the middle.

That said, as Kunt didn't personally put up the stickers, I don't see how he can have been fined for it, unless he is seen as some sort of Charles Manson figure getting other people to do his crimes for him.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice defence of Kunt here
www.bobslayer.com/2011/08/16/in-defence-of-kunt-and-the-gang/

plus a few more pics here...
www.facebook.com/stickacockonit
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The only rational solution
Is to ban stickers and facebook.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post and cocks

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)
This is a link post Samual l Jackson was a hockey coach........
"Do I look like a bitch to you?"
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post EDBR
ARRRGHHHH
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post NOTW hollywood reporter arrested in Londing
I get the feeling that the dam will finally burst soon... Hollyscope, an online site, also praised Desborough for "seem[ing] to have information that not even close family members … know."
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, should be interesting to see what that leads to
and how many US publications are now shitting themselves
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't look good for Murdoch does it?
If the Republican's turn their back on Fox News, which they probably will so close to a Presidential election, I suspect it's game over

Which is quite heart warming :)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post Wildstar (Online RPG thing) promo movie

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nathan Drake, The Thing and a Furry in space

and yet I still feel like playing it.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it looked like a Jolly Jack production
very familiar concepts but nicely handled
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post All it needs is a smart alec penguin and a quad of squirrels in power armour

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:06, Reply)
This is a link post Unfortunate name
Heard it on the radio this morning even the announcer snorted when she read it out
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I once had a chiropractor called Dr Smellie
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7107486.stm
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
not that one!

also - www.royalasarlikbeach.com/
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
Although a Nimrod plane is large with a bulbous head nose.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty smiley lady is pretty and smiley

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post What station was that on?
I used to live down the road from that.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post So Did I
King Street Newtown represent.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Radio national
He was speaking out about the evils of immunization
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Sorry, nothing funny here,
but an interesting article on how we view, and the reasons behind starvation in the third world.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Al Jazeera English
In depth analysis and much better news coverage than any of the mainstream western press. Example: They are the only news source in English that is giving proper coverage to Bradley Manning, Julian Assange, the financialisation of food markets (as in the link), the various ongoing Arab revolutions...I could go on but can't be bothered.

Suffice to say they are probably the only sensible news source left.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Press TV Aren't too bad (Their parent company is Iranian)
although I'm slightly biased because a mate of mine works for them.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll keep an eye out for them.
RT News can be quite good too. They are Russian-owned.

Just so long as you don't buy the argument that the BBC is either neutral or "left wing" you'll be ok.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post +1
Al Jazeera has become my staple news source now - it's less sensationalist than the more mainstream media so you actually get news rather than the hype.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post Innovative baby products
trolly but funny
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good :)

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
to Dragons Den!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)
This is a link post Homeless people build a house for a woman in Africa.
Tubby homeless people do something worthwhile, whilst highlighting an issue at "home".
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)
This is a link post Would you pass a test for UK Citizenship?
Pass rate is 75% to prove you know enough about the UK to become a citizen.

I got 29%... Deport me now.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 50%
Can I be sent somewhere where they don't have poisonous snakes/spiders, like New Zealand?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 100% when I did the Aussie citizenship test
They give you 45mins I did it in less than 3.


I got 58% on the UK Citizenship test. Seems like I belong here.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
Guess I'm not going back.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I passed the US test with flying colors...
yet in the place of my birth: Fail 42%
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 42%
I'll happily go live somewhere else if I'm burdening the state.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 63%
Two questions:


What resources do they have available to research while taking the test, given that they are allowed 45 minutes, so there must be some?

Why the fuck do you have to answer questions about the EU in a British Citizenship Test?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post My ex-husband
had to do this test and you get a big handbook thing to revise with. I didn't know half the stuff in there and so much of the information seemed utterly pointless, in terms of making you a 'good citizen' I think the time is 45 minutes as many people taking it have English as a second/third/fourth language so they need time to decipher and understand the questions.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. How pointless.
Questions answered correctly: 15 out of 24 (63%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 37 seconds
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post my mate is currently revising for this test, which is tomorrow
She's from seuth efrikka and has been living in the uk for years and years. She's probably more english than me, what with all the crap she has to learn.

EDIT - i got 38% - and most of them were guesses. I guess im a filthy forrin'!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
I got 79%, with much guesswork. Why would anyone need to know the decade in the 19th century when a law was passed, or the percentage distributions of major religions in the UK?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 46%
Struggling to see what any of these questions have to do with living in the UK. Also trick question, "The official report of the proceedings of Parliament is called" has no option for propaganda.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *click!

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 50%
Time to leave. This is the excuse I always needed.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 63%
Am I getting chucked out?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I am. 24%,

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post filthy forrin! Get back to your own country!
*picks up copy of the sun*
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah well, looks like it's back to... uhh...
...shit.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck someone managed to get less than my 26%
Might have felt a bit stupid for a moment there.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not stupid, just ignorant.
Or I don't really care when in British history, people could divorce.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 58%
but nowhere else'd let me in. Am I stateless?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 33%
Oh well... =D
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm, I got 38%
*packs bags*
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 46%

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 42%
but some of the questions were... shall we say... a little biased.

I mean, for one thing, I don't drive, so how should I know the speed limit on single carriageways? I was born in 1985, so how the hell am I supposed to know the largest immigrant group? And some of the questions don't relate to Scotland at all (like the Church of England). And you didn't seem to get half marks for the "choose two" questions.

Why don't they ask us proper questions, like "Who was Oliver Cromwell?" (Answer: An Arsehole)

And if you send in a well written letter of complaint after failing, do you pass the secret test of character?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Scotland still part of the UK?
Perhaps they've decided that Scotland will be independent soon so don't ask any questions on it.

They don't ask proper questions as that might make people think and that's the last thing they want.

It's like the Simpson's episode where Abu is answering the question on why the American Civil War broke out. The answer was to abolish slavery not that the North wanted to break the power base of the South which was based on slaves so by abolishing slavery you destroyed the economic power of the South
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post 50% I'll be off then.
Gets coat.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 58%
Wondering why they include questions from the highway code, mind.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 67%

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post 10 out of 24
It's a fair cop. For me ze war iss over.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 50%
what a load of old bollocks
* Haven't they got the message that no one in the UK gives a shit about the place
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Da feds in da ghetto r fokin pigs man innit
I think the gentlemen who rioted last week would agree with you.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post haha ^this

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 50% Fail
I am from scotland though so fair enough
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 58%
I even cheated and said that Ulster Scots was a real language they speak in norniron...some of those questions are ludicrous. Think I'll stick with Ireland
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 54%
These are difficult questions IMO
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 71% Schow Closez

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post 50% if only i had somewhere else to go
these are the wrong questions, it should be stuff like
'what is a jaffa cake?'
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post 54%
Yeah questions should be such as:

Which TWO people were born in the United Kingdom:
- Paul Daniels
- Hulk Hogan
- Sherlock Holmes
- Frank Bruno

or,

What is Blue Peter?
- Famous British Galleon
- The cure for the Black Death
- The name for the 2012 Olympic Mascot
- Television show

How ironic that doing the test can make you not want to live here even more.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 14 out of 24 (58%)
failed
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is also good...
... To throw at all the proud daily mail readers who winge about all the foreigners coming into their country and taking all their jobs..
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it exists
because of them
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This is ...
... almost word for word the conversation that just happened in my office
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post 46%
/ Returns to banana boat.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
63% - got most of the the general knowledge ones and stuffed up the stupid asshat obscure useless crap ones
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, question 6
"Is the following statement TRUE or FALSE?
'Ulster Scots is a dialect which is spoken in Northern Ireland.'"

It's not true. There is such a dialect and there is an ulster scots association which distributes pamphlets in ulster scots but nobody actually speaks it, it's just a bollocks made up thing because of the "If the fenians/prods have X then we have to have one too" attitude that prevails around here
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember seeing this on here once before
and it's still extremely fucking annoying.
How does it matter in the slightest whether or not you know what percentage of the population is Muslim? If you're refused entry because you thought it was 3.7% when it was actually 4.2%, you'd have every right to go fucking ballistic, especially if someone else was granted entry due to ignorance and random clicking.
If the test was about our current culture or our values (eg: You accidentally spill someone's pint. What should you do? a] prostrate yourself in front of him and offer him your wife. b] apologise and buy him another. c] pre-emptively punch him in the neck and run.) I could see the point, but as it stands passing this test won't make you any fitter for life in the UK.
This is particularly worrying for me right now as I'm marrying my American fiance in a couple of months, and it would be nice if she didn't have to revise unimportant arbitrary things before she was allowed to stay here.
Cunts to the lot of 'em.
/rant
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post 29% here as well
I guess I'm not welcome to stay :(
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 58%

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post THIS.....IS.........REAL!
(Previous statements purtaining to the validity of this post may be untrue.........you decide)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The last 5 seconds needs to be looped
*clicks*
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't breathe!
ha! *cough* *cough* *cough* ha! ha! *cough* *cough* *cough* ha! *cough* *cough* *cough**cough* *cough* *cough* wheeze!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He has a fine website too.
One which took about a minute to load.
www.divinerags.com/
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Image optimization...
What's that then?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I love the way he asks her a question then immediately shushes her. I'm going to start doing that in clubs.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!!!!!
*instaclicks*

Oh please let this be genuine!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post This may explain it further
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtmpav7ZDio&feature=related
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post It's that day again
Sexy A-levels time. GC from this time last year and the year before, but fuck it. it's an annual fucking thing.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
www.wastedspace.co.uk/b3ta/ALevelResults.jpg
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The FTs education correspondent was on the radio this morning
Apparently he receives emails and phone calls from schools stressing how beautiful the students are and inviting him to take pictures at results time.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post And to think
If I phoned them up asking if they had sexy students I could go in and take photos of, people would criticise. No justice in the world...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, you'd be fine
Give it a go. Tell them I said it was ok
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post Previously on Doctor Who I made this!
Missed a bit of Doctor Who? Like, say the past 48 years? Want to get up to speed before the new series starts next week? Don't have time to watch all 777 episodes?

Well here's a brief montage of every story so far.

Every. Damn. One. (Peter Cushing doesn't count)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, *I* liked it.
Damned impressive too- that's a lorra lorra Dr Who you must've waded through.
(Personally, I wouldn't've included McGann. Ya boo sucks)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
he is apparently cannon...
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't care. That tv movie sucks balls.
And will remain unacknowledged by me.
Christ, even 'the candyman' is more acceptable.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Really!?
The episode where The Doctor battles Berty Bassett and defeats him with lemonade is more acceptable than the Merkan TV movie!?

REALLY!?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Without a doubt. Ball-sucking american movie-for-tv sucks balls. And is american.
*checks internet*

Yep. I'm definitely correct on this one.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ?

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop saying 'REALLY?!'
I'm right, you're wrong. Don't make me have to drive up to Leeds to duff you up ;)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if you're gonna drive all the way over here
there's better things you can do with your fist! *lubes up*
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *drops monocle*
*looks down*
Ooh, I'm never gonna get it out of there WiL!

Also, re. 'Really!?' have you ever considered the use of the Interrobang?
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheeky! Interesting link, here's mine:
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/b3ta-style-gay-fisting.gif
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I say! That's a little 'near-the-knuckle'
You must've had fun searching for the source image!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Look it's all canon
the whole damn lot. Everything from the Empty Child to the Sky-ray ice lolly wrappers so nyurrrrrrrr
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oo-oooh!

(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post This happened late yesterday
I have seen people hit that break so many times, but never a cargo ship!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh, I used to like Littlehampton when I lived in Sussex.
And across at Climping. Although apparently that's a dogging hotspot, i subsequently discovered.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
West beach and Climping car park can be a bit dodgy at night although the police do patrol it a lot more now.

It's still a nice place and has had some money spent on it (new cafe/ better car parking etc) plus it can have some decent surf now and again!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to LCS before it was bought by religious nutters.
The cafe looks like a giant dog egg.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post LET THE LOOTING BEGIN!!!
Remember that big cargo ship that crashed off the coast of south Devon a few years back? People made off with all the BMW motorbikes... I wonder what happened to those?

My uncle took two giant crates of nappies for his kid and loaded them into his van. He's on kid number two now and he's roughly halfway through the 2nd crate.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
you've effectively just shopped your uncle on a public messageboard... he has, after all, committed an illegal act, no?

/dons self-righteous hat of indifference
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't illegal as such.
You're allowed to recover goods that are washed up on the seashore as long as you inform the official receiver of wrecks that you've rescued goods.

The owner can then recover the goods but has to pay you a salvage fee for saving his goods.

There's a fair few houses near where I live that were built with wood that washed overboard from a cargo ship years ago. (There's also one house that has a lintel made from one of the stones from a prehistoric stone circle.)
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure there's an easier way
to lay your hands on some gravel.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post legal looting all the way!
There was also the incident of a ship loosing all of its timber. It ended up covering a good 15 miles or so of coast line. img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/timberPA2001_468x573.jpg
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)
This is a link post tough crowd
amazing old guy, little applause
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:19, Reply)
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Ha! He's awesome. My granddad could mimic bird songs with his whistling. This now seems poor by comparison. This crowd are a bunch of cunts.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Miserable buggers!
I'd have given him a quid
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

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