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This is a link post Caption Writer Writes Amusing Captions
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post And...
she appears to be fondling her well filled leather posing pouch..

ish.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
"You'd be good at feigning interest, too, if you were dating Justin Bieber."
Some good ones in there
 (macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Good find!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
Those George Clooney ones are win.
 (ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)
This is a link post Man in Newcastle runs the marathon of his life!
he comes third in the race with the help of some ingenious tactics
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hit by an antelope?
EDIT Oh haha that's not the same guy that took a wrong turn.

Good tactics!
 (macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
Excellent.
 (Smale is stuffed, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:44, Reply)
This is a link post Unintentionalols
The tagline for the hair salon where 8 people were shot:

Salon Meritage
'A fine blend of hair, skin and nails'
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 3:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ris?

(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 3:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They could have added 'blood and brains'

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 4:18, Reply)
This is a link post Best movie trailer you'll see today
posted it down in comments but thought it deserved it's own thread, theme tune is epic.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:19, Reply)
This is a link post Denver International Airport is full of Cocks!
It's not accidental!!
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post What is this shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post batshit
Cool story about the horse statue though
 (Jimmers, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Whether you believe there is some sort of "conspiracy" or not
there's no denying that those murals are bloody weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair,
I was stuck at Denver airport overnight sort of march/april time and I thought the bloody things were a bit weird.

They also had a large mural (about 8' high x 20') wide painted directly onto the wall that had nazis in it. I'm sure I took a picture... I'll have a dig around :D
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 3:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "The shape of the sign is phallic."
It's a rectangle!
 (I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 4:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Obsessed much!?
Go suck a length and get over it FFS! Jeez!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post If you like all that nonsense (although admittedly the Denver airport stuff is pretty weird)
Try this site/

All the conspiracy you can eat.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this says more about him than the pictures
I was stuck there once and went looking at all the pictures (fack all else to do there). They are a bit odd but at least there is something to look at; Luton take note
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Denver? DENVER??
What the fuck, why is this not DETROIT airport? eh? I LOVE DETROIT, and this just isn't good enough. I bet detroit airport has phalluses all *over* the place
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)
This is a link post Frankenhooker
Fun little film I saw on the Horror channel the other night.

Well worth checking out if you like that sort of thing. B roll film in every way, and isn't as much like The Man With Two Brains as the description would make you think.

If nothing else, it's worth watching for the scene with THIS cheeky chappy
(Jimmers, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post frank henenlotter
is a genius. Check out this also...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRzneuqUGaY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ou5c1KTv9s
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely.
He's like the fun version of David Cronenberg.

Still not seen Bad Biology, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post lol, no, me either.
I will have to seek it out now though. Bet it'll be a little gem.

Am going on a DVD spree now. I only just figured out the name of this film after ages, Electra Glide In Blue
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q-hSSks9fU
so I will get that as well. Any other suggestions?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post If I was on a trashy DVD spending spree
I'd go for this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N5FBXs1ZWw

It's really badly made, yet somehow captures an anxiety nightmare perfectly.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god, that takes me back.
I never did get around to seeing it, I will fix that. I could do this all day.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Exploding hookers abound
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2zaqhI46Qc
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:19, Reply)
This is a link post a pretty grim ad....... NSFW
Oh god no.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post What it's like to have eczema.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Half way through that I thought....
When'sa your dolmio day?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)
This is a link post the avengers trailer
can you say megasupablockbuster?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Just another boring CGI fest that's a reboot/reload/prequel of a teenage boys comic strip from another generation...
One to download watch for 30 mins then go Meh! as usual...
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to say, I'm definitely not a fan of comic book films (not counting Nolan's Batman films)
but X-Men First Class was, I will admit, absolutely fucking awesome, so I hope this will carry on that trend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks shit.

(chompedhomas, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks awful.
Too loud, too flashy, too teenage, too dumb.
Plus, even if you're retarded enough to buy into the premise of any given superhero film, the idea that you can run them together is idiotic. Iron Man is silly, and defies the laws of physics, but it doesn't involve any spooky ghosty alien stuff. Why bring the worlds together?

Besides, if it's called The Avengers and doesn't feature Diana Rigg in something close-fitting, I'm not interested.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A film based on a comic is teenage?
I guess they hit their demographic then.
I'd also guess you're not it.
Fair?
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Which one is Steed then?

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post dont judge a book by its cover...
dont judge a film by its trailers...

trailers are designed to maximise the commercial impact of a movie...to put it on the lowest common denominators radar...

dont worry about.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)
This is a link post Rock balancing

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever stuff
Must require plenty of patience i imagine. Its the ones that look imposible that get me. I saw a fair few like this in Australia.
 (Sherbs, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)
This is a link post Bob! (make sure you watch the credits too...)

(I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That was dead good that,
lovely finishing touch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! bane, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)
This is a link post Round holes that are actually round!
Found this quite satisfying to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Green
Very green. I want one. I'd use it to cut round holes in things.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What
sort of things?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh... things
Things that do not yet have round holes in them.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Drills drill triangular holes in thin metal
It's true, hence why there are reamers for making actually round holes.

Also, more robotic japes from ABB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOESSCXGhFo
 (fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking nuts!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how many mw's that laser could be
i think i would be to scared to mess around with it..ya know losing a finger or something. Also on the comments someone said can you cut a mirror! unwise to try that i say..
 (Sherbs, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post More robotic porn here
www.youtube.com/user/dolce650i#p/a/u/0/RnIvhlKT7SY

The things I could do with this.... *drools*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)
This is a link post yay!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post this is the sexiest episode though!
mmmm daisy! you evil bitch!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1-BSq2sy6Q&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I cannot effectively express
how happy it makes me that someone has upped Thomas to youtube. This signifies the end of my going outside for the year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Me TOO!!!!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm 35
But when I watch this, I'm not surprised that young people are distracted by shiny things. It was rather slow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 2:50, Reply)
This is a link post Sorry to post and run.
but I'm knackered, I'm going to bed. I'll just leave this here...
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post see you in the morning tabby!
make sure the coffee is hot! www.youtube.com/watch?v=74tWHnip77k
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *yawn* Good Morning!
Woah- Thomas! Ace
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, that's quite lolworthy
I lol'd then clicked
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 6:57, Reply)
This is a link post Zombie Hag

(herman:D, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "you can even create false ribs if you want to..."
go on then luv, wop your tits out and show us how that's done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Would

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)
This is a link post Shock and Awe: The Story of Electricity
1. Spark

Another immensely interesting and informative documentary with Jim Al-Khalili in which he tells how the first 'natural philosophers' began to unlock electricity's mysteries, studying its curious link to life and building instruments to create it.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks good. Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
By strange coincidence, just been watching that on TV having recorded it. Really well-presented, isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah... All his shows are equally well presented.
Atom, Everything and Nothing, that one about the quest for absolute zero (a personal favourite)... all examples of how science history documentaries should be made.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame this for losing me an hour's sleep last night
I just happened to catch the start of it and got completely hooked.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
This is a link post The Water
Beautiful time-lapse video by the guy who filmed The Mountain.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)
This is a link post John Holmes - Big Hollywood Agent
Found this old John Holmes movie.
(ideasbychuck, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
This is a link post chilling handcamera footage of a turkey attack on an abc news producer
it's like the blair witch project meets cujo
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sister needs to grow a pair.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more blood splatter, deer collision and explosions
and car refusing to start up!
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ??!!
Why's she scared of a bloody turkey? That's the only person on the planet I think who is scared of turkeys. Does she run from puppies too?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It clearly wanted to eat her soul ;)
That's what turkeys do, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted this a few days ago
And it got deleted. How does that work?
 (brandthedoggy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You must've fallen foul of the rule of the roost

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post please forgive my poultry pun

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post feather love of god...

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the way
that its ages before she realises "oh... I guess I could just go and sit in the car..."
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a link post Going Gone Gorilla I made this!
A video that I made about my mates painting a gorilla in Bristol.

Disclaimer: I posted the video previously but I pre-empted the press release and had to take it offline the same evening. Anyway, here it is in a higher resolution (shiny 720p) and with a bunch of photos and a link that won't break this time! I'm not a reposting bastard really! Don't hate me. I'm nice. So are you. I like your hair. Have you lost weight?
 (MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post not much of an afrodisiac
o_O
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post :/

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
bukkake the gorilla i say
 (liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post shhh!
he hasn't lost weight, he has aids!

That's a nicely painted gorilla if ever I saw one!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post Yay! it's my 100 link aniversary!!!
been waiting on this one, been a tough one to get through, makes me feel old, I'd like to thank my parents for their support, my mentors for their ongoing advice, my team for the back up and the hard work they've put in, and most of all, all the lovely B3TANS for not being too horrid to me! (may contain lies) meh! have some madness.

Edit: Warning contains japan, SRSLY JAPAN WTF!!!1!111!!1!one!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post shut up Jake!

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post No. you shut up!
x
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post oh didn't read you post properly..
WHOS JAKE?? THATS NOT ME IT'S... UMMM.. BOB OR SOMETHING.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he means me
Im Jake
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a room bum boys.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)

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