
and not forgetting "Ow, my other ankle"
BMX balls of steel fails....
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)

But wear a helmet for fuck's sake!
I used to be dead good at watching people hurt themselves but if I see 'nasty break' or 'compound fracture' in a description I just can't do it anymore. I've never seen a decapitation video either, I'm mildy curious but there are some things you just can't unsee!
Also a bit scared of getting Desensitised.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I saw a compound fracture whilst playing football and it's not something I ever fancy seeing again
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

That really sucks, even more for the guy with the busted leg. What also sucked was that he lost his job and had a busted leg for his wedding and honeymoon and he still can't walk properly and causes him pain to this day (it was about 5 years ago). Essentially I fucked his life up in 1 tackle. Although it was a bloody good tackle, I took the ball fair and square, I just landed on his leg at a funny angle. Hmm should be a reply to QOTW.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Or a cheeky chappie has dubbed over him.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

might be a clue to which one it is.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)

the trumpet kills it
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Surprisingly disturbing and touching
(Edit: Ah, bugger, it didn't embed...)
(Edit the second: Thanks to mr.dogshit)
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Also reminded me to grab Walking Dead S01E01 :) cheers!
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:01, Reply)

They're massively over saturated now, and I tend to get bored with most zombie things fairly quickly. This one, though, got to me
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)

a shitload better than that 'Colin' film anyway
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Clickety.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)

who posted the vid and why? If you had done something THAT STOOOOOpid, would you share it?
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

.. just to confirm it's a fakerooney - there's no gunsmoke on the last shot.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)

just the way it suddenly twitches away, could be recoil for sure but smacks of digital manipulation to me.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

When you're holding it properly, recoil forces the barrel up, not down.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

its more the sudden jump in frames. I'm also suspicious on the second shot where he hits the bottle: It seems to just fade away like Captain Kirk in a transporter. As someone who has played with firearms a little, I'd love a gun that does that!
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

but he's not exactly holding it properly, is he.
Why's he holding his forehead? The hole in the peak of his cap is a clear inch from the headband and the rest is undamaged.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

There's an absolute shitload of hot gas and charge debris as well
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

- The delay of the gunshot sound
- The gunshot sound suddenly stops (i.e. it's obviously been poorly edited in)
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

"Oh, the gun is jammed, I guess I'll just look down this dark tube for no reason."
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Must be true then...
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

the makers of the Sunday Sport have no interest whatsoever in the company behind the videos that that lady appears in
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

For so many reasons.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

"WHEN Mandy Mountain’s latest fella recoiled in horror while giving her oral pleasure, she wondered what on earth was wrong."
^There are SO many observations to be made of that sentence.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

“And my boyfriend Clint’s taken it bad too. He’s started wetting again.”
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
Sorry, but that's just such wonderful prose.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Men enjoy my lumps
My Buttery lumps and bumps
Worship your goddess
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

In park am walking
a turd upon my footwear
so disappointing
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

"And now I'm willing to try anything to lose some weight. This is the wake-up call I needed"
I'd have thought a fucking mirror might have done that
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I'll not write any more, as it'll repidly deteriorate into sweary angries...
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:33, Reply)

If you're going to listen to a god botherer and not take medication YOU NEED TO SURVIVE, then this will happen. That's the problem with modern religion; it's not needed, it just hinders our progress as a species.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:40, Reply)

the problem comes with this attitude that science and religious belief are somehow enemies and if you believe in one then you have to stop involving with the other to be taken seriously.
It ain't necessarily so, I think you can find a happy middle ground without topping yourself over it.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Sure, if someone finds joy in taking part in a religion, that's cool, as long as they don't take it too far and do stuff like this.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I do have a problem with the hardcore Christians' growing attempts to influence our government though.
The likes of Nadine Dorries (covertly trying to ban abortion) and that fella on the BBC Sunday morning news/chat thing who wants to ban sex education 'cos he hates gays (but wouldn't say it like that) and hide behind pressure group names like 'Centre for Family Values' can fuck right off.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

like lobbyists, pressure groups, all the other religions, voters...
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

on how 'reasonable' their issues are?
Like CAN they be reasoned? Not just 'My God says these people should die!' and suchlike.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

But I tend to feel that an awful lot of these issues are based on convictions at least as flimsy or as self interested. And you look at the influence that are much more malevolent like oil companies, or Rupert Murdoch, or BAE systems, or foreign treaties, and I think you'll realize that until these dragons are slayed the lunatic fringe of the Religious community are nothing more than a distraction and any time spent knocking them is "low hanging fruit" at best, and serving the interests of the real bastards in the world at worst.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

As WiL implied; that's putting religions on a parr with logical, critically-reasoned arguments from serious pressure-groups/other political groups &c.
Which they're clearly not.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

"Logical, Critically reasoned argument" is a God I just can't take seriously.
"Self interested Bastards who have the world just the way they like it and want to distract the population with trivia and the illusion of rationality while they pull the strings of power" is what rules the world.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

It's an interesting & valid point. However, I don't think the fact that there are self-serving, greedy, money-grabbing bastards attempting to manipulate policy negates the evil influence of religion at all. Which, typing it, is too obvious to state.
In summary, I agree with you, but think religion's malignant influence is more than a distraction...
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I have no problem at all with religious belief being about and followed and respected, however when it then decides it can enforce itself as law on everyone in the country/world and dictate what people can and can't do with their own lives and bodies, no, that is not right, everyone has their own beliefs, they shouldn't have to be forced into 'believing' in someone else's, in the modern age particularly when everyone has the sum of all human knowledge, good and bad, at their fingertips, I think folks should be allowed to make their own minds up.
As a general rule if your life is not hurting anyone else's then that's your choice and yours alone, I guess you could argue they made their own choice and paid the consequences, but knowing as I do of a good mate of mine who felt pressured into hiding his gayness all his life and at 46 is now currently being blackmailed into 'staying straight' by his very christian wife and minister, otherwise they will inform all his family of his shameful dirty gay thoughts and destroy everything he's ever worked and paid for all his life, AND he is treated like scum in his own house and is no longer allowed to touch his own son, well, lets say I know how 'encouraging' some of these churches can be...
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

And most of them are considerably more effective at it than "Religion". You think of the behavior modification that Apple performs on its users, or the manipulative tactics of advertisers. You have the world of political spin, or of health and safety. The various agendas pushed through our education system.
Seems like "Religion" is an easy target because it inherently irrational, but also probably the least worthy of your ire if you are hoping that your anger is going to make the world a place where less manipulation of people goes on.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:34, Reply)

if someone tells me I can no longer do something that harms no one because their god says it's wrong and now I must undergo checks by their god police to make sure I'm not committing such moral sins, not so much.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I don't recall advertisers (even apple) promising everlasting life and claiming to know the one and only "truth". Apple users may be smug bastards but I've yet to experience one of them claiming that because of their product the user is going to spend eternity in a land of ambrosia and that users of other platforms are damned
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

read a fair few PC users comments that weren't a million miles off that!
Let's face it folks buy stuff 'cos they want to own it, whatever their reasons, whether they just like it, want something they think will work well for purpose, or think women will want to have their babies, it's still their personal choice, so I find it very odd when folks get up in arms about it when someone else liked and bought something they would not.
But to get back to point, yeh, I dont think Apple ever claimed it could cure cancer! ;)
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

That posited that this is exactly what both advertisers and politicians do.
The idea was that they substitute the symbols of religion because they are deep triggers in the human psyche: So our ever-lasting life, for example, is now the dream of a happy retirement. And this is far more of a crock, because most people work their life and health away making their employers rich and are too sick/dead to really enjoy their retirement when it comes.
Look at the symbology in most advertising, and you will see some sort of valhalla promised as a result of buying into their product. "Get a loan" they say, and show you a picture of heaven on the beach, with a beautiful spouse and perfect children and a flash car.
Instead of the 10 commandments we have the ethos of Career, Family, Friends. And we as a people seem to have bought into the false notion that these will bring us everlasting happiness when in fact they are the three biggest causes of misery in the lives of most of the people I know. Not because of something inherent in them, but because of the unrealistic expectation we have been taught to place on them.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)

but its a very interesting and humourously made documentary about media tactics to control the population.
www.channel4.com/programmes/starsuckers
EDIT: nuts, not available any more on 4OD. Maybe youtube. worth a hunt around if its something that interests you. I liked it because its also a giggle while making a serious point.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Basically I have no problem with what religious people believe in their own private lives, but when someone is motivated to write laws or tell me how I should live *my* life by a fictional Paternal Sky-Master then I get angry.
The Cult of Apple's reaction to Jobs's death (sad I know, I'm not trying to detract from this) was fascinating and weird. All these people were like "OH NOES OUR MESSIAH IS DED, HE WAS THE BESTEST MAN EVAR" and (no joke) I saw someone say "nobody has done more to change our world and technology" on twitter and it took all of my willpower to restrain myself from replying with "KNOWLEDGE FAIL: See Nikola Tesla or Henry Ford, iBitch!".
Still, at least Jobs really existed.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

...I read that as "The Cult of Apple's reaction to Job's death".
Amazing how context alters your perception, isn't it?
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I had to really hunt that story for the name of a church. I suspected it was going to finger the UCKG, but ultimately it doesn't put the blame on any one church.
It does say "AHPN said it believed the Synagogue Church Of All Nations (SCOAN), which has UK headquarters in Southwark, south London, may be involved in such practices."
So the headline says Church did this, but we don't actually know which one.
Obviously this has nothing to do with the fact these church's are absolutely minted and have high class lawyers coming out of their arses
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

If I get a few moments in work (I will) I'll have a look round the internet to see if they're mentioned any more in this sad context.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Why would he change his mind and cure them of it? He would have been busy burying dinosaur fossils, surely?
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

When the hospital sent in a priest after my step son had passed from cancer. We are not religious, and told them so, but we "afflicted" by the good intentions of others. The Priest stated 'he's gone to a better place' - our feeling was that the best place was here with us now. The holy man was lucky to leave with his own life...
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

In your situation, I'm pretty certain he'd have been given about 10 seconds head start before I went at him with whatever came to hand (I.E. the Bible he had on him/various pieces of furniture/his own torn off limbs). This sad's me off no end. Religious cnuts!
( , Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

And just feel incredibly sad that people are dying in our nation's capital because of this evil.
Humanity has acheived so much, yet religion seems bent on dragging us back to the dark ages.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

and then let god put them out.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Bit too long but if you're a fan you'll find yourself nodding along in agreement...
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:32, Reply)

I'm dreading this new version. I watched the Carpenter version last night, I highly recommend the blu-ray, it's cleaned up an absolute treat.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

is that how babies are made?
I always though it was much more work.
but ... for fuck's sake ... ALTHEA ELICONA?
Won't anyone think of the children?
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:34, Reply)

but my son (we live in the US) told me he has 8 Althea's in his middle/junior school. Must be a rough time in the playground...
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)

but it sounds like the name of a shop.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Babies are rubbish and spoil everything.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I can't decide if seeing her hair grow was cool or ruined the illusion.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtAGwqibKHc
( , Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)

thankfully not my taxes - our cops do other stupid things i'm sure!
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 8:25, Reply)

he really should go back to work
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Its been made.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 7:15, Reply)

Scenes of a woman paralysed from the waist down, walking with the aid of an exoskeleton actually brought a tear to my eye.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

There's no point me trying to explain it. Just click the bloody link.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:58, Reply)

Are you a Victorian spider with bad eyesight?
Also, judging by the preview pic, nope... not clicking on that :D
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:37, Reply)

I was just so shocked at his acres of tongue that I had to keep replacing my monocle. Luckily I keep a spare stash in my 8-legged plus-fours...DAMN okay yes, I am Victorian spider.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 3:38, Reply)

with a tongue big enough for Camerons A-hole, the possibilities are endless....
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Great fun to be around though.
I spent three days amazing days HERE watching the daft little buggers run around (and three nights scraping shit off my boots).
( , Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:39, Reply)

If you'd have gone Spock or Rock you'd have had the little shit.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:04, Reply)

I was bitten by one when i was a child and now i hate them.. if i met a penguin in the street i think i might punch it in the face.
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

The 90s called, they want their internet back.
That is one cool rat though :)
( , Mon 17 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

But unfortunately, it's still pretty impressive talent, if a waste of time.
( , Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

But what I'd like to know is how many times did they miss?
( , Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Hey everyone. Here is my new flash animation showreel. Hope you're all well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w468Ns1S_RA
( , Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

nice a fellow flash artist. keep up the great work. i really like it. i hope this is gonna get many more views.
( , Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

But so far i have managed to never hear any of that pussys songs. So err click without a click haha
( , Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)
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