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This is a normal post from 2006?
The scrunt will probably have seen this before.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Most certainly he will have.
I just like the thought of him having to rush over to his huge shelves full of indexed lever-arched files and check through all of his Internet records, page after page after page until he shouts 'GC' in triumph.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post haha zoink!

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The one spark out outside the door is a prime candidate for a severe stamping
Preferably all over his hands, knees and feet. Oh, and a good shoeing in the face and genitals probably wouldn't go amiss either.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha robbery fail

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a knockout!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post this would have ended terribly if everyone wasnt armed with sticks

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The chavs tiny wangers were no match for that guys lengthy shaft

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Wait for it
´till about 0:28
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post WOO!
Also, that water looks bloody cold!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!!!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Brown underpants time

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post But not for you because you would have already seen the vid.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome :)
Looks like it might be a young'un...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody show off.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a link post Another floaty bit of summery niceness I made this!
With a video of sorts made of firework money shots :)
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your user name

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ta
thought it would appeal to b3tan humour :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It does indeed and you make lovely videos too

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting suspicious,
everyone's being very nice on here so far.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i hate you
you fucking cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah
that's more like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop grooming you two!!!
Would you like to see my puppies?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Links seem to be rart cunts - especially to L-platers that have 'made this'
Thought i'd attempt to break the mould
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :)
I thought it's because everybody thinks I'm a girl with boobs and that so they're being nice in the hope I'll show them my fairy.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I am a woman with boob and I do not wish to see your fairy.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A woman on the interwebz????
*runs away*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
haha!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post SHO ME UR BREATS

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/578910_425571857468552_970402012_n.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah - i saw that
From the spontaneous sci-fi costume challenge? Verreh narse. I like shiny outfits :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ;)

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You attempting to break something
and I'm pretty sure it isn't the mould!

It's nice to see people being all nice for a change
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off cunt head.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's just torn it
fnar
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post oh man I remember the glory days of myspace
animated gifs for profile pics.. music on autoplay.. using html to embed images..
 (poochengeez, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah :)
I put this track up on youtube a while back, makes me smile when I see the myspace link on the vid :) ah nostalgia! spamming friend requests! I got to 22,000, on the rare occasion I log in to my myspace noew there's zero activity.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a link post Mo Farah Running Away From Things
Ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
- - - - - \O/
- - - - - - |
- - - - - -/ \
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post (Mo runs away from 'being tabbed-in from the edge of the page')

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it becoz he is black?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was a white person
it would be called "tries to run away but eventually gets caught". White men can't jump? Pfft white men can't run!
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Mo rules!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Mo problems!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a link post oh oh

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post run away quickly its coming
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-2yud7id8
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post will put on my white overalls and yellow hard hat
and then run around like my hair is on fire
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post megaguirus

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post

[edit] mind piss
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Mothra lives!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a link post Jaws remake out tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it have Colin Farrell as Brody?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite films of all time.
Fucking uber work on the remastering too.
What a job!
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but Spielbergs had all the fishing rods CGI'd out and replaced with walky talkies.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
George Lucas take note. That's how you treat a classic.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Was about to say the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb giving me goosebumps
totally agree with above this is how you remaster stuff George Lucas.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post i dunno...
i would have preferred there to be some extra scenes shoehorned into it to explain the shark's back story.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed no CGI Shark

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering whether they were going to do that
Ive not actually seen it (I don't like thriller/slasher/horror) but the puppet shark does look rubbish.

I don't think a CGI one would look real but I wonder if it would look better
 (I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that looks great
just watched the remake of Star Trek TNG Season 1 on blu ray. they did all the same things in this vid.. everything scanned from 35mm negatives, all effects recomposited.. it looks incredible.
 (poochengeez, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is awesome!
I was watching this last night! (Jaws, not the video up there^). My missus said 'wow, that looks really old doesn't it?'
Can't wait for this release.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post

I have to say I always thought they'd give Bruce the shark a CGI makeover - at least for an alternate cut.

Here's a test someone's put together.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV4HYGkh3mM

I think the movie would be taken to a new level.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 3:33, Reply)
This is a normal post looks fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to see the new print a few weeks ago.
I'm happy to confirm that it looks amazing & hasn't been Lucased.
 (MyFakeName, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post Richard Thompson plays Britney Spears
Normally don't post links to music as I think it's a tad self-indulgent and presumptuous, but here is Richard Thompson taking apart Britney's Oops, I Did It Again, along with nods to its 16th century origins.

Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this
"Normally don't post links to music as I think it's a tad self-indulgent and presumptuous"
I agree. Only a tad. I don't mind really, but some days links seems to be nothing but music vids.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm seeing him at a festy this weekend!
long as he doesn't clash. can't they just arrange the bands to be on to suit my personal requirements? tsk.
 (injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw him perform this at Cropredy a few years back...
...an electric version - darker and more 'edgy' i.m.h.o.
Pissing down with rain, thunder and lightning, I couldn't care less.
Richard Thompson totally rocks!
 (minimalist ..., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Reminded me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqCl3ZVXynA&feature=related

Self-indulgent, presumptuous and too clever by 'arf. I likes it.
 (Canerbry porks kittens, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers, I've not seen this video and am a big Thompson fan, this is from the 1000 years of popular music:

"The idea for the project came from Playboy Magazine. Richard was asked to submit a list, in late 1999, of the ten greatest songs of the Millenium. He called their bluff and submitted a genuine thousand-year selection. That they failed to print his list among others submitted by rock's luminaries did not deter, but instead spurred Thompson to develop and present an evocative, entertaining repertoire."
 (I helped save b3ta! elmosbeendrinking, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 6:53, Reply)
This is a link post A 40 second tribute to 5 second films
...
(The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Some handy top tips.
With my apologies for two in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post And they are all completely true!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried the sock one.
I've been pooping for weeks now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a link post Ring a Ring o' Roses
People fainting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think I've ever fainted before, it looks quite surreal one after the other like that
but fuck me, that last one on the dumbbells was pretty bad
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That one looks painful
most of the others are quite amusing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the one at 0.58, the guy who just forcefully marches unconsciously through the crowd

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I once had a black out in a lift.
Got in at the ground floor, pressed the button, doors close. The next thing I know was standing there at the 13th floor wondering why my elbows were hurting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you also have a sore arse?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what happens if you get married.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprising how many there are during weddings.
The ones showing the newsreaders falling while their colleagues stare into the camera show a certain lack of humanity.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Obligatory "that wouldn't happen if they all carried guns" comment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that...
and assumed it was cos everyone was hungover/emotional - but then I realised there are just loads of videos of people fainting at weddings because there are loads of videos of weddings - same with newsreaders and kids' concerts... :)
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I did laugh and feel bad for doing so
The one at the end I have seen many times. People not breathing properly during exercise.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The one in the preview pic is brilliant.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a link post It's da Terminatah! (Very sweary and a bit Lacist) NSFW
Guy goes off on one on a bus in Peckham after being called a fag, Pulls a major wobbler and walks through the glass in the door (3:15)

EDIT: GC like fuck but meh it's been a while
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wish someone would find out who that guy was and do an interview or something.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
do an interview or something. stifle him with a pillow while gently whisper "hush, hush, your torment will be over soon"
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't think anyone would want to. A number of comments I saw claimed to know him as a 'local character'. It sounds like he's quite the drug user.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post What's this fag's problem?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post As usual with these clips,
everyone is wrong.

It is an impressive flounce, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I was genuinely wondering,
"Where's the guy, and why is this middle-aged woman so worked up about it?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds like they were calling him fat.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a link post Where the fuck should I go to eat? NSFW
Looking for a restaurant near you? No fucking problem.
(NSFW for swears)
 (Chairman Wow, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope can't get the cunt to work.

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! I wanted a fucking drink and and it told me to fucking go to the fish and chip shop.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post They sell fucking cans of fucking coke
What's the fucking problem?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking wanted a fucking pint.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, buy two fucking cans then, that's almost a fucking pint!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That's more than a fucking pint.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah
Then you'll want: www.wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Told me to go to the Royal Commonwealth Society.
What the fuck?
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
It actually picked out the best sandwich shop in my town, so it fucking works.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Pizza Hut?
Fucking fuck off you fucking fuckwit.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing
i had no idea they ever did that.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty cool, I like the idea of multiple machines being used to relay the information back.
Man I wish I lived in the future, I'd get me some rocket pants and fly to the moon for tiffin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Lunar tiffin is over-rated, and prone to spoilage.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Mars is shit.
Venus is cool!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post Cabbage robbing Dog

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks pretty glassy to me
DaC.
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
I like this!
 (chompedhomas, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:07 - AMAZING!!!
youtu.be/kui_29j1odo?t=8s
 (waruuu, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid smelly animal is stupid (and smelly).

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic. That's what you get when you leave stuff around

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
it thought it was a collie?

I'll get my coat...
 (northerncock, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post so cute
awww!!!
 (Mokoshne, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
loving that screenshot :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason
when he is chewing the cabbage, he looks like a TV news reader.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I can imagine the farts!

(Tont, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a link post The Closing Ceremony is now on iPlayer (apologies if unavailable outside UK).
The thing itself was hit and miss but better than anything I could have come up with so I won't moan.

However, the best bit that I want to draw attention to is how Mr Lamine Diack presents the flowers to the marathon winners. This had me in stitches last night and should cheer up everyone's Monday. Link should jump to the correct point (1 hour in).
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Queenie didn't turn out
for the closure. What a lightweight.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Rumour has it Prince Philip is no more hence her absence.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Disclaimer - This of course may well be internet rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post If Phillip died we'd know about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post When Kate Bush, David Bowie
and even Nicholas Lyndhurst didn't show up to this one, I bet the Queen thought "What? I could have just said no to that Bond sketch."
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "Right, here's your flowers, now clear off"

(User #86772, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Sir Trevor Mcdonald
gets about a bit.. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I pissed myself when they got prince harrys name wrong. Not just in the commentary
but also on the screen. Fucktards.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't Henry
his proper full name ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, Harry is the short for of Henry.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoops, my bad.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's the fucktard now!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Harry_of_Wales
 (nobby.uk Lurking since 2006!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?!

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "For Princes of Wales called Henry, see Henry, Prince of Wales. For the Blackadder character, see Harry, Prince of Wales (Blackadder)."
Eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh well, it made me laugh at the time. I prefer Harry anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "... is the younger son of Charles, Prince of Wales..."
That's a lie for a start.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen it
but it sounds from the descriptions I've read like a total load of shite.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Some bits were ok, some bits had me on my feet shouting at the tv.
The salute to supermodels and the fashion industry really rankled.

A medley of Bowie recordings was dreadful - it was like one of those really choppy mixes switching between umpteen songs that they favour for local radio idents.

I like Elbow so their inclusion was good. What I really like about them is how Garvey looks as though he should be playing darts in a pub or working as an estate agent instead of singing like he does.

Brian May had a jacket with a fox badge and a badger badge on. That was good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried to watch it
but I got as far as the Del Boy/Batman bit and had to turn over before I hurled something though the screen.

Flicked past it again a bit later to see what I was missing. Turned out I was missing George Michael. I can live with that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The Delboy stuff was so strange.
They should also have got that Peter Kay tribute act man to perform if they want to disappoint people who like populist entertainment, infuriate those who don't and confuse non-Brits.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post who remembers clackers, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post who remembers that medley of songs you just heard, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The bloke that had the contract to make them probably has fond memories
as does whoever owned the rights to the 'crazy frog'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I once met the person
who had planned the advertising campaign for Crazy Frog. Supposedly, she had told the client that they were spending too much money and would be on air non-stop for months, but they wouldn't listen.

Naturally, I still beat her to death with my bare hands.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post boris dancing lollllzzzzz!
/pukes on cock.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
It was like a sea life mating ritual.
 (loci, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I did like his flower presentations
"HERE ARE YOUA GAY FLOWAS".

That was the most entertaining bit. Ray Davies won against the Beatle in terms of being able to still hold a tune, but Daltrey proved he's still got it.

Look at the history of the guy who directed it :

Ryder Cup Opening Concert - Katherine Jenkins (Sept 2010)
Help for Heroes Concert - Twickenham Stadium (Sept 2010)
Dancing on Ice Tour - Opening Sequence (April 2010)
Katherine Jenkins Believe UK Arena Tour (March 2010)
Take That – The Circus UK Stadium Tour (June/July 2009)
Dancing On Ice Tour – Opening Bolero Sequence (April 2009)
2012 Olympic Torch Party (August 2008)
Viva La Diva - Theatre and Arena Tour (2007/2008)
Take That - Beautiful World Arena Tour (2007)
Concert For Diana - Wembley Stadium (2007)
Elton John’s White Tiara Ball (2006)

Explains the jazz hands & literal interpretive dancing. What a trite load of old horse piss. Just vindicates Boyle as having done a decent job.

This guy got the whole thing down pretty well:
christt.com/words/closingceremony/
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The server appears to have shat itself
Try the google cache of the page
webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:christt.com%2Fwords%2Fclosingceremony%2F
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That link is a good read.
I didn't watch the closing ceremony, just knew it would be a medley, and I can't stand medleys.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post While I don't agree with all of it
I do agree with most. And if nothing else, I hope it leads to the word "Cowellian" entering popular usage.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that's rather a good word.
Like :- Backpfeifengesicht
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, that link has certainly changed my mind on it all.
I liked this from the comments:
"I also couldn’t believe it when, after the athletes took longer to get in their pens that planned, the organisers put on the audio from earlier in the show, thereby revealing (a) that it was clearly dubbed and (b) they had no back-up plan for if the athletes should take longer than two Elbow songs to get in position. Major fuck up.

I also think that was was billed as ‘the world’s largest mosh-pit’ ended up looking like the world’s largest kettle – the world’s athletes, penned in by the boys in blue, then forced to watch a display of celebrity and commodity."
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post clearly dubbed..
?? Pet Shop Boys and Madness were definitly singing live. The bits later were the studio versions of the songs.
 (mrbridger2010, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Good article.
And it just made me check out the Fast Show sketch he refers to, which is very funny.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClcwKgxu2wk
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like an absolute car crash of an event
Very glad I missed that.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Go to 2:43.50 and watch the chap on the right.
I'm not terribly good at lip reading but I'd guess that he wasn't enjoying it.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I enjoyed it
a celebration of music isn't to tick everyone's boxes because no two people have the same tastes.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It definitely..
...needed more Grace Jones.
 (Megamoss, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a link post What have you been up to, Mr Merton!
Naughty boy
 (byebye, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a link post it's time to go, people.
it's time to go.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post fake
please?
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post something something escalated quickly

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks acted
nice totty either way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake and Gay and GC

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Faker than a very fake thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQWF_Ab-qRU&feature=plcp

Click translate
"Thanks to those who helped us make this movie
is very cool that happened to attract so much attention to this difficult problem
is great that people began to think))
"

more of the blonde here, rather nice tits.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice ones!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Would and WOULD.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post Tom Waits - Road To Peace
Bloody good political song
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post "Six Penguins in my Shirt"
I had a shitty yesterday & today's as bad, and (Hurrah!) it's pissing down too. This just came on a compilation CD a friend gave me & made me smile..... So I'm sharing the joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I always find this cheers me up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr1hbSgN554
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I
misread that as "sex penguins". Can someone go and write that one, please?
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That is great
Made me smile despite my overwhelming ennui.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad because the Olympics is over?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

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