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This is a link post There's some very interesting names mentioned here
More paedo-geddon. Hopefully exposing Thatcher's involvement in the cover-up will save us the cost of a state funeral
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This is a normal post it's only a matter of time before you get a knock at the door mate.
*deletes history, crosses fingers*
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This is a normal post /\ not your fingers you need to cross/\

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This is a normal post *crosses legs*
*crosses street, falls over*
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This is a normal post Fergal Sharkey, Face off of the A Team, Dizzy Gillespie and the bloke who played C3PO's have also
just been mentioned on the internet, better get in some more burning pitchforks.
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This is a normal post *burns Marlboro*

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This is a normal post i am beginning to think
everyone over there are paedos... Soon it will be a prove who isnt....
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This is a normal post I...errr....my friends use my laptop and..errrr...stuff.

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This is a normal post i feel very sorry for your friend...
has he been carted away, and put on a register yet?
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This is a normal post No, she's drinking coffee and shopping on ebay.

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This is a normal post how sad.
she is completely unaware...
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This is a normal post I think i'll do the right thing and call this one in.
*gets arrested*
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This is a normal post We got paedos
You got Romney!
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This is a normal post ooooh SNAP!

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This is a normal post I can't wait to see everyone's faces when they discover it's

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This is a normal post SPOILER ALERT

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This is a normal post Ann Widdecombe

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This is a normal post TED talks are SO tedious and cringe-worthy.

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This is a normal post Agreed.
But I still like Stewart Lee.
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This is a normal post CaC.

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This is a normal post Pull my finger.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not your finger, put some pants on.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm...
I'm not sure that's your finger
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This is a normal post Now then.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now then.

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This is a normal post *jingles his jangle*

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This is a normal post Some of them are alright.
Depends on the speaker/content. A lot of them are annoyingly hippyish, or are just crap speakers.
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This is a link post Girl Drink Drunk
cleaning out the blender for this afternoon and the coconuts down there reminded me of this... happy sunday.
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This is a normal post I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!

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This is a normal post I'm pinching your face!

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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post
*dons glasses and gets out folding lawn chair*
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ZGCEVYygM
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This is a normal post haha!
excellent! :D
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This is a normal post I couldn't NOT do
a video to that when I heard it!
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This is a normal post ha ha! i used to love kids in the hall.
I can't find my favourite sketch, sadly... though I did find a transcript: www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/three/wordgay.html
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This is a normal post oh hahahaha!
yeah that one was fantastic!! reading the transcript i can picture the whole thing in my head.
"I guess I'll just have a Fuck Off. Oh, that used to be a summer drink, you know."
haha.
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This is a normal post I know.
I can picture it too. Such a good series.
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This is a normal post What was wrong with "pervert"?
made me do a giggle.

How was last night? Sorry I couldn't make it, I was larging it up in Milton Keynes with a heady weekend of telephone and computer museums
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This is a normal post i wish i could find the clip- they did old women very well.
Last night was fun, and Herbs managed to keep all her clothes on, which is always a bonus.
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This is a normal post If you haven't seen it
download their film Brain Candy.
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This is a link post Toyota commercial. NSFW
search doesn't work, so pardon if GC
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This is a normal post I spy, with my little eye ...
something beginning with 'P'.
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This is a normal post I've got bigger boobs than her.....
that's ok for a man isn't it?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a man isn't it?
In which case, yes.
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This is a normal post You can see that he's packing in the preview.

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This is a normal post
plot twist - actually it's not a man either..

google Stav Strashko
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This is a normal post What? Are the japanese trying to market a car to trannies?

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This is a normal post In Brazil and Thailand .....
or to Japanese execs who like 'sluts with nuts' :D
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This is a normal post What did I just wank over?

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This is a normal post Genuine lol

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This is a normal post I am confused.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok
go with it.
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This is a normal post The music feels like a band took a wrong turn when playing Daft Punk's "Derezzed".

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This is a link post Mr. Bungle - Vanity Fair
why not.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why the fuck not?
Love a bit of Bungle, me
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This is a normal post Fantastic stuff.

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This is a link post Mark and Lard - Downcount
I've spent the last hour giggling at clips of these two
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This is a normal post Aww good find.
Essential listening in the Microprose art department back in the day.
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This is a normal post Stop!!!
Carry on...
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This is a normal post This would be banned these days haha
BEAT THE CLOCK

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgRV8pFEcwE&feature=related
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This is a normal post Just listen to Rhinestone Cowboy:
www.cix.co.uk/~lemoncurry/

Absolutely brilliant.
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This is a normal post The dates on that page make me incredibly sad
Any One man and his frog?
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This is a normal post hopeless!
You can have 'sink' for four! Bloody fools...
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This is a link post Sad news if you're of a certain age
Brian Cobby, the voice of the "Five, four, three, two, one, Thunderbirds are go" opening sequence to the best kids' TV show ever produced has died. The voice of a flared-trouser-wearing, just-about-to-discover-punk-music generation.
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This is a normal post Am I the only one that thought Thunderbirds was massively overrated?

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This is a normal post depends how much hype you listen to

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This is a normal post It was shit.

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This is a normal post Considering it's age
Massively overrated isn't the term I'd use. 'Dated as hell' maybe, but it was made in the 60s.
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This is a normal post When I was a young kid, many decades ago ...
... Thunderbirds was the highlight of the TV schedule. It looks all shades of shit now, but at the time it was as good as it got if you were five years old
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This is a normal post Hmmm... maybe I am just too young to appreciate it.

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This is a normal post Having said that, I fucking love Thomas the Tank engine.

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This is a normal post Anyone remember a show called 'Tugs'?
That was my favourite. I watched it on YouTube recently, so incredibly well made. Got the impression the people behind it were absolute boating nerds. Stunning depth of field and attention to detail for a kids TV show.
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This is a normal post Was that a show all about wanking?

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This is a normal post Ha
Childhood ruined.
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This is a normal post I remember Tugs.

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This is a normal post Vaguely, I remember it being ok too.

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This is a normal post Tugs... cor

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This is a normal post I remember Tugs!
A particular episode with a ghost ship of some form scared the utter fuck out of me when I was about 4 or 5
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This is a normal post Best SFX of any kids series at the time
And unbelievable music, always full orchestras.
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This is a normal post I think it was good, but too formulaic (same goes for all Gerry Anderson puppet shows, tbh).
Anyone ever seen Space Patrol and Starfleet?
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This is a normal post Starfleet was sweeeeeeeeeeet

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This is a normal post fucking loved it when i was little.
the special effects were pretty pioneering for their time. several of the people working on them went on to do big movie stuff...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbirds_(TV_series)#Design_and_effects
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This is a normal post Admittedly they did have a good influence on Trey Parker and Matt Stone

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This is a normal post I think a lot of it involved growing up with it
As a kids show it was just superb.
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This is a normal post Thunderbirds deserves a special praise
even with the massive special effects and music budget aside, it was (and still is) one of the few kids shows that doesn't talk down to children. Instead of a lot of the light hearted, cheapo shit you get these days, Thunderbirds gave kids a lengthy, serious narrative with big stakes, imaginative sci-fi tech and a surprising amount of emotional maturity. For that reason, I can still enjoy them, in spite of the relative tackiness.
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This is a normal post ^ This.
Was going to write my own reply but this covers everything.
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This is a normal post Well said.
The kids shows I really remember/miss are the ones which were quite serious; in particular Shadow Raiders and the Starship Troopers tv series. Need to re-watch that stuff again someday.
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This is a normal post fuck thunderbirds
he was the voice of the speaking clock
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This is a normal post thunderbirds
better than star wars if you are of a certain age
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This is a normal post Cobby's "claim to fame" is disputed...
Peter Dyneley was the voice of Jeff Tracy in Thunderbirds. According to an interview with Gerry Anderson it was his voice that was used for the "5-4-3-2-1..." rather than Cobby.
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This is a normal post ^this.
It's obviously not his voice.
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This is a link post It looks like America is fucked.
'Meanwhile, increasingly, Americans live in their own separate liberal and conservative worlds, listening to different media, barely conversing. Instead of steering the ship, the crew are throwing punches.'
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This is a normal post In the words of George W Bush
"This sucker's going down"
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This is a link post Human powered helicopter
Previous video has been on before, but couldn't see the whole thing and looked fake, this has better camera angles to see it in one shot, and descriptions etc...
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This is a normal post Oh shit, I've got cramp!
Falls from sky, crunch!
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This is a normal post lance amstrong powerd flying machine?
What could possibly go wrong
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This is a normal post I imagined some thing more like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBC2fB0rfb0
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This is a normal post 1:13, funny name corner?

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This is a link post Honest Trailers - The Amazing Spider-Man
If anyone has seen it. This gave me a chuckle.
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This is a normal post Now that's a proper trailer.
I'm off to find more, thanks for the linkage!
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This is a normal post The Prometheus one that was posted here is a good one.
*if you missed it
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This is a normal post I've spent too long watching them all!!!
Hahaha, seriously funny stuff, once again I thank you. The Prometheus vid had everything I was saying when I left the cinema.....
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This is a normal post
if she had better parents.
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This is a normal post Haha
'Lindsey Lohan if she had better parents' did initiate LOL.
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This is a normal post I really liked the new Spidey
other than the terrible Lizard design it was spot on. Better than the Raimi panto/power rangers shit anyway
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This is a normal post Aye, I enjoyed it. It was a bit underwhelming (particularly after The Avengers) but certainly not offensive.

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This is a normal post I was surprised to find myself very entertained by this one.
Being a sarky cunt seemed to suit Spiderman a lot better than being a soppy wretch. And it was good to see the female character actually DO something, as opposed to just being the useless damsel in distress.

I still want Bruce Campbell to turn up though.
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This is a link post Chelsea fan accused of racist 'monkey' gesture, has a thick veined penis tattoo on his chest.
Apologies for the DP and two sun links in a row...
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This is a normal post I bet he's a really nice lad who just got carried away.
Not a fucking scum-bag that nicks stuff & does graffiti.
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This is a normal post Playboy

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This is a normal post THATS what that is meant to be?
just looks like a giant cock, or, self portrait if you will...
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This is a normal post I meant the ambience
nicely illustrated by the bed-set

The tat I had down as a cock-snail
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This is a normal post I didn;t even notice that...
needs more black wood, chrome and smoked glass to be extra posh though.
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This is a normal post am i the only here who thinks he has the legs of a dwarf?

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This is a normal post it is nice to see consistancy...
behaviour, choice of tattoo, clothing and home decor. really quite impressive.
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This is a normal post and you lurve them all

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This is a normal post it is an irresistable combo to any woman.

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This is a normal post He's nearly turned me

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This is a link post Jimmy Savile now a murderer?
Allegedly......
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This is a normal post Ah, love The Sun.
In all seriousness, I've twice heard a rumour in recent weeks that he buried a kid somewhere in Ireland.
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This is a normal post I also have heard that
And aaaaaaaages ago, that he had a hand in the childrens home death cell torture home in Jersey? Guernsey? but I heard that when he was still alive.
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This is a normal post Well the skull piece
found there turned out to be coconut

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/1924311/Skull-in-Jersey-Haut-de-la-Garenne-probe-was-coconut.html
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This is a normal post Allegedly.....
It wasn't, it WAS skull, and 'apparently' it was announced it was skull before 'them' got involved to cover it up. And was then said to be coconut,
although that would've degraded by then, and the story has gone away....
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This is a normal post Jimmy certainly was busy.
It works out to 1 diddle per 48.6666/days. Now with these new allegations of murdering I'm beginning to wonder when he found time for charity stuff & ToTP.
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This is a normal post wont someone think of those poor, poor coconuts?

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This is a normal post how did the coconut end up in jersey?
clearly there is a lot more investigating to do.
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This is a normal post Oh please.
There's not a single shred of evidence linking Savile to coconuts of any kind.

You just hate the BBC.
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This is a normal post hmmm.

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This is a normal post Damn.
I've just defended a coconut abuser. Does that make me a coconut abuser by association?
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This is a normal post i believe it does....
now go fix yourself a pina colada, in shame.
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This is a normal post 'Coco Perv'

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This is a normal post Carried over by a pair of swallows perhaps?

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This is a normal post hahaha!
an african swallow or a european swallow?
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This is a normal post Is that the one that Edward 'confirmed bachelor' Heath
Used to visit and take boys out on his yacht for some one-on-one time?


Completely unrelated to the massive cover up, of course.
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This is a normal post Yes, thats the one.
As you say, completely unrelated.
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This is a normal post I've heard, allegedly, that
when you say Bloody Savile three times in the mirror, he rapes you in your sleep
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This is a normal post Try it ...
... and report back in the morning. You might be on for some compo
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This is a normal post The whole "you can't libel the dead" rule
has turned the papers into bizarre slash fiction lately.
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This is a normal post I know
Its ace, Leonard Rossiter yesterday, Savile, who is next? It's jolly exciting.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I place bets on someone from <<<< talk.

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This is a normal post Needs more Frank Bruno
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/10/15/jimmy-savile-introduces-yorkshire-ripper-frank-bruno_n_1966529.html

It's nice that they've practiced their super secret handshake too.
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This is a normal post fucking hell
Savile looks like he'll kill Sutcliffe for that shellsuit
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This is a normal post I bet they went out later & got hammered.

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This is a normal post oooofff!

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This is a link post (Die Antwoord) Fatty Boom Boom drum/percussion jam
drums'n'stuffs
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like he's having fun
I don't have as many cameras as he has.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's rather good at hitting stuff.
That was good that.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is the point, exactly?

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's called music tabby
something something pretty harsh something something no need something something feeling good today something something punchline
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This is a normal post it's not though, is it?
It's some spud in an expensive studio playing over what was a great song. It's not creative, it adds nothing, so...what's the point?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's just jamming along.
if he learns this tune exactly then he will have prepared himself more for other performances and tunes and arrangements. it's practice. what do you mean it adds nothing? it sounds different to the original. the drums are louder. and different. you not liking it doesn't mean it has no artistic merit dude... it just means you don't like it. what's the point of any art? for the creator and other to enjoy. if that guys having fun and others people like it then it's art eh? are you hungover?
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This is a normal post you are wrong. and smell of wee.
...though, yes, I am terribly hungover. Thank you, Herbs.
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This is a normal post i'm going on a lunch date!
with a woman! a real life flesh and blood one! can you get irn bru? if not keep having sweet milky coffees til you can manage another alcoholic drink then have one and only one alcoholic drink and go back to coffees. that's nurse tickle's advice anyway! :D x
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good for you tickle, make sure you have a wank first, never go out with a loaded gun.
unless your date is actually your mum
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This is a normal post with me it's more of a cse of trying to not
wank during the meal.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Especially if your mum is your lunch date!!

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This is a normal post nice one! have fun.
And remember: don't get your cock out until at least the cheese course.
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This is a normal post see my reply to skel

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This is a normal post cool :)

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This is a normal post
for me highlighted how much the music relies on the videos, it's shit without it.
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This is a link post Call me 'Dave'.
The media is getting desperate to find a new story to kick Jimmy Savile and political paedos off the front pages. Today's effort from the Mail On Sunday is a case in point. The suggestion of Cameron having an affair with Rebekah Brooks is nothing new, but resurrecting the story now might do something to take peoples' minds off the recent Tory
peado rumours.

Cameron is being made to look more normal by the suggestion that he has sex with adult females. Talk about Changing the narrative..... These texts and intimate messages could easily be misinterpreted.
Is this how the media hopes to draw attention away from their paedophile problems?

Cameron's affair with Rebekah..... the-tap.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11...
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This is a normal post Rhubarb, Rhubarb...etc.

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This is a normal post Needs more Stewart Lee.

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This is a normal post
more less
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This is a normal post That's just sick, the monster.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gingers need love too

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This is a normal post I'd take Sam Cam over Brooks any day.

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This is a normal post I'm more disturbed by the Mail's suggestion
that Liz Kershaw's 3 slightly annoyed phone calls in response to being dumped miles from home caused a man to kill himself.

It's a horrible accusation that seems based mainly on the fact that she worked at the BBC and is therefore inherently evil and capable of mind control over a man 5 years after an event.
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This is a normal post is the mail desperate to bury the Savile story?
The main story on their site at the moment is about him. Cameron's sex text shame is some way down the page.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post New Daily Mail headline
'They buried Savile next to grave of a child'
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This is a link post Elliott Smith - Henry Fonda Theater - Jan 31, 2003
Salad Robot led me to this, strangely. Poor Elliott :-(
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This is a normal post saving that for later.
not a good plan to have a cry before coffee.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Strange to hear certain songs without all the backing, nice too.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did this bloke kill himself as well?

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The jury is out on that one.
You're not going to be Cunt Master 0 again, are you?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you!

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep your knickers on.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are on my head.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sniffs*

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post There, there, its okay.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post "IT'S"

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post TITS

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post THEY'RE PECS
*cries*
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post BOOBIES!

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a link post 2 in a row but it is a wet sunday
any way back to bussiness
coptic church chooses a new pope, no not that pope a differant pope
contains gandalf a blindfolded young boy and lots of churchmen in robes the poor kid has to choose the new pope blindfolded by swirling around some balls
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those coptics are going to cop it.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a link post chuck norris reads his own chuck norris facts

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Odd that it missed out my favourite one:
Chuck Norris is a stupid fucking cunt.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I would love to hear him read that out.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure that's basically what he says in this video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could barely believe that when I saw it.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Fuck you robot salad music: Jeff Beck ft. Imogen Heap - Dirty Mind
This just fixed my hangover. Have never even heard it before, somehow, so thank you gods of random sunday playlists...
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Robot Salad Music is the future, Jeff Beck is the past.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post the past today? maybe tomorrow, or even yesterday.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Future: Tomorrow, Today.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Robot Making A Salad.
Worth it for the absolutely ridiculous music alone.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Music win!
He's a bit shit at making a salad though ain't he?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I like the end, he's just stood there looking into the distance and drowning the salad, it's like he's having some kind of flashback to Nam.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone has got to shop that in!!
Hahaha
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post this ^

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best I could muster up I'm afraid...
nam flashback for poor salad robot
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bwahahaha!!!!

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
"Johnny five couldn't find his legs!"
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, they've taught robots how to use knives now?
*fears*
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thankfully it's vegetarian.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post So are knife murderers.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post only knives specifically shaped with balsa wood to fit in their rubbish hands

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bet you wouldn't say that to its face.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post As long as I don't act like a cucumber I think I'll be safe

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck with that.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a knife
this is a knife


(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the one hand...
etc.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see you've played Knifey spoony before.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha, I have an idea!
The need to team this guy up with Ketchup Bot: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU

To create the best Robo-culinary team in history!
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post No matter how many times i see that video it still makes me laugh like a loon.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually cried with laughter

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell this

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Poor ketchup bot
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post tee hee hee

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post the music was ridiculous!
would not want that robot making a salad for me though, he can't cut consistent slices, and he can't wash his hands..
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post The music was awesome, the music confirmed we are in the future.
Wash his hands, hmmm, i hadn't thought about that, good point.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but can it make pancakes?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gxLKSsSIE
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or talk?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_NdnYrDzY
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Powerfully erotic.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!!! What a window licker.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can still do it better than that
also why are you so obsessed with robots?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I.Am.Not.Obsessed.By.Robots.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I knew it, you're one of them aren't you!

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *prepares salad*

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet Jamie Oliver is shitting himself.

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think that's more likely to be the case than not
at any given time. dirty, ill trained boy.
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post If anyone reading this has the ability to make a robot wars meets masterchef TV show then you can have this idea for free just please make it

(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post great idea!
do the chefs get death by robot when they lose?
or is it a continued theme throughout that they have to cook with bots like firestorm and spin doctor chasing them around?
(, Sun 4 Nov 2012, 12:57, , Reply)

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