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This is a link post They don't make them like they used to. 2:25 for the drop.
BOOOOM! My mate just bought 50 records for a fiver, some seriously good stuff in there, this was amongst it.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post like
and 'your mate' is lucky . . aah if vinyl be the food of love . . etc
 (Twisted Technic .. as if, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He got some good raykeith and moving shadow stuff too, it was a collectors fair, they people there were more interested in paying 50 quid
for some rare funk or jazz than d&b, I am quite jealous.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post V Recordings and Moving Shadow
were my favourite labels. More of a Hospital Records fan now. All great stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:10, Reply)
This is a link post Caravan - Golf Girl
A great Tea drinking song.
(Sherbs, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Most pleasant.
Do enjoy a bit of Caravan.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *FLASHBACKS*
Not listened to that for a VERY long time. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:10, Reply)
This is a link post Posting this oldie as a tribute...RIP Patrick Moore!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he died?
I hear nothing!

EDIT: Oh noes =(

EDIT EDIT: Doing it for real! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngVAfMDtqf8
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww crap
R.I.P
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20657939
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post waits
for rumours to start
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
He touched my penis when i was a kid and told me he'd make me a star.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he mention Uranus?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
He fired his 'special' rocket up it :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He sent his 'deep space probe' past your 'outer rim' huh?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
He said he wanted to explore my event horizon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he go wild in your mutara nebula?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard him say he wanted to ursa minor

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he wanted to put his penis in your anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, paedophillia, the funniest of crimes

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Your dad is a right comedian.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post As is Stewart Lee

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he touch uranus?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post He played the xylophone with my balls.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Jam meister!! Happy Candles!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you most kindly!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLLLEESS!!! HAPPY THEM!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy dynamite day!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard he used to print out miniaturised images of nudey ladies and pin them to the fence at the bottom of his garden. Then he'd "discover" them through his telescope while frantically taking notes.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post R.I.P The Gamesmaster

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember him on that
Some kid asked him a question, and Patrick Moore insulted his hair cut and refused to answer his question. Quality
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He tried to make me look at his telescope.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Cox is thanking his lucky stars.
There's an opening for him here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking sicko, Brian Cox is not a necrophiliac.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Prove it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you're right, he probably is.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP
I'm trying to think of a message that can both be interpreted as me offering my condolences, but also which sort of implies I might have been suspicious all along if something comes out what with him having been at the BBC in the 70s.

I think I'll just say I thought his finest work was on GamesMaster.

Yeah.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Patrick Moore's illegal orgies with computer nerds'
'sick B3tan describes it as his 'finest work''
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post There's just no easy way of phrasing it is there
Even RIP spits in the face of his victims who are probably thinking of whether or not to come out and say something about now.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP could stand for 'really is paedo'.

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pig Bodine., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a link post Lust in a Foreign Land I made this!
An overtly British approach to erotic fiction by Mrs. Salinger.
 (Maff, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Filth!
is there any more?
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta!
There should be shortly, just translating an old piece I wrote for alternative stand-up into erotica form.
 (Maff, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a link post Gold facts........
Geek starts off quite unimpressed with vault, then builds himself up into a veritable 'nerdgasm' :D
(Spin Its a thing., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are the youtube links farting about again?

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
Remove everything between the 'watch?' and the 'v=' in the URL.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh ta.
I thought they'd stopped doing that cobblers. Its been so long since I had to do that I thought it had changed permanently.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Irritating bastards have hidden the long link checkbox
Change the link to 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTtf5s2HFkA' i.e. strip out the 'feature=player_embedded&' part.

This *really* needs fixing in the board code...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it couldn't be much easier to fix....

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Goldfinger's aged well

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking 'ell, i thought gordon brown sold it all

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's not a geek, it's motherfucking badass Professor Martyn Poliakoff (and yes, he's his brother).
 (MrPSB, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a link post Unintentionally funny news articles
Some oldies, and some goodies.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post First one quite intentional
being Private Eye.
 (roysin, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a link post Call me maybe - Belfast edition
There have been a great many of these floating around this year but this one's pure gold.
(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have ran over her twice.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You shouldn't let badgers get onto the sofa
They're full of fleas.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post So I looped this a couple more times, added some music and some ending frames. I made this!
The music is also by me, so please let me know what you think.
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What a good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's set to Private

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck, sorry
It's not anymore
 (kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post More screamcore vocals and wuuub wuuub bass loops would make this perfect.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post more?
are there any screamcore vocals and wuuub wuuub bass loops?
 (kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally i think it would benefit from some rapping and scratching.
I'm quite a good rapper, gaz me if you want me to lay some sick rhymes over your vid blood.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ok
Pitch me a rhyme about the video. Now!
 (kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't rhyme time.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I do a great beat box.
Gaz me for a tape I done a while ago that you can use. You do have a tape deck don't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post My uncle plays freestyle bagpipes, you should definitely get him to lay down a few tracks.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post The Nicholas brothers dominating the Sunday morning dance floor.
Time to blow off your hangover or dark cloudy drug haze (or whatever the fuck your into) with the Nicholas brothers groin crunching leg popping foot spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I ran out of king size rizla last night :-(

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit man, shit

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The worst part is that they don't sell papers here.
Cunts, I'm going to have to do buckets instead.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Use pages from the bible, that's what my mate did.
Fuck knows how, he's not dead yet though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy smoke ?

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post More 'retard with a problem', either or though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You should take up doing smack, needles can always be reused.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Amazing! 2.30 in looks just sore.
 (fujiflid, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You again.
Have you found any more scat flicks yet?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaz me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post not yet

(fujiflid, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you please stop gazzing me links to kiddie snuff porn vids.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's never too early for smack.
Hooray :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm most impressed with the band
not flinching when they almost get kicked in the face repeatedly
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ouch. that was a bit loud and they are moving too fast.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post My interest was drawn by the title, "Yif Magic- French Breakfast"
Initially disappointed, but then about half way in, where did he hide that yard of bread?

Again I was interested.

Also one of the popular posts is amusing.

(Scruntwall says no)
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Scrunt is on another gay pride march.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Again?
He's a love.
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on a second...
...didn't you just accuse me of being a racist, and then delete your post?! What was that all about?!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes i did accuse you of being a racist and yes i did delete it.
What the FUCK has that got to do with you?!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh pissflaps
This reply makes it all better!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm listening to Radio 4 and it is SO annoying.
There is a bunch of London wankers crying about hand hygiene and office cleanliness, swiftly followed by a report about the possible use of chemical weapons in Syria.

Utter, UTTER spastics!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Well hand hygiene clearly holds greater importance
Why would we need to hear about chemical weapons in Syria or anything like that when there's a crisis of slightly dirty hands in our own capital?
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Listening to radio 4 & accusing others of racism?
Ah ha ha!!! What have you done with the real Pissflaps?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post He has super furnace heat pads in his hand.
That cook the dough as he's pulling it through his hand. NEXT !
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah,
the old solar hands technique.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw it a week or so ago and still don't know what's going on
there are some weird post production camera shifts and stuff (the zoom in when they notice the reflection on the table might give something away)
Problem is in this day and age it's just too easy to edit it in After Effects you can only be properly impressed with their slight of hand if you are there to watch it yourself
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
I assumed the croissant was sleight of hand done properly, due to how crushed it appeared to be, and the subtle massaging he had to do to get it back to croissant shape. The bread on the other hand was quite clearly edited.
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You see more and more "illusionists" who think that post production is simply a modern, acceptable form of smoke and mirrors.
it's not that surprising, just disappointing
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post you're right that it's not surprising
magicians have been using (and indeed, inventing) editing tricks since 1896

Anywho, the croissant trick can be done fairly straightforwardly live as he appears to have a lot of space for a topit, and the angles look workable.

The baguette however, I'm not convinced by at all as the handling just doesn't look like something which could work live - especially with the punters sat on the sides. The only way you could load at that angle, with that much clearance would be *incredibly* obvious from anywhere other than the camera position.

There's just too much negative space around the load area, and the production angle is too steep for it to be anything other than an edit.

Pity, because the other effects were nice enough, and would easily work live.

</retired closeup magician blog>
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet *you* could make a baguette convincingly disappear.
*raises eyebrow*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell by the pixels?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not that good
The rubber band trick is so slowly done that it becomes clear how he's doing it. His hands repeatedly go out of frame during the phone trick, and there's also a convenient reflection at the first reveal, followed by some dodgy focussing at the change.

That baguette trick is really badly done though. If it's not edited in post, then he should try to make it look like it wasn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Bring back the guy with the cup and the balls from yesterday.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Impossibru....

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This bread tastes rubbery.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post He's possibly the gayest magician ever.
He keeps blowing on stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post And shoving it up his arse.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post horrible music

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post All I know, is that at 4:15 they are definately actors.
I have a talent for seeing through bad acting. And, yeah,^ the music can sod off as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Your candles!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yes! it's my birthday i guess :-)
good excuse for a smoke!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Four candles?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post candles
for whores!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post he looks like a woman i know.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a link post The Meters - Cissy strut
One of the best funk songs, by one of the best funk bands...
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post yes indeed!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's better!

(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice carpet in the pic.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post towel

(itilliterate, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the bloke that is mental?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I've sussed the entire plot.
Humans didn't win the war, he's working for aliens. That's OK though because he's a scientologist. And a cunt.

Done.
 (Unbelievable Gumption Clogging your brain bits with bollocks since 1981., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh
But is that actually earth ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post oppaH,,,, Portal Style!

(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post TCaC.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post from the Tron Legacy director n'est pas?
Looking forward to this!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do film companies keep hiring Tom Cruise?
Especially for Sci Fi movies. He killed War of the Worlds stone dead by spending the entire time staring into the middle distance with a knotted brow (this is my acting face).
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Why doesn't CG look convincing anymore?
All looks like it's done by the same company using After Effects.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It never looked convincing because you know it's not real

(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually a better answer would be...
...because it is mass-produced at the lowest possible cost. In fact it is a testament to the talent and dedication of the artists involved that it looks as good as it does.
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say it's because rather than use it sparingly to enhance things,
they say "fuck it, we'll CG it all".
 (Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post If I have kids, one of them is going to be called Jack
Because I'm pretty sure all action heroes now are called Jack.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post text flashing by midway through that
saying 'rise of the planet of the apes'

sequence of clips made me somehow think that blacks represented either aliens or apes here...must see trailer again later
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post From the creator of adventure time comes this, "Bravest Warriors"
It's a tad more grown up but should still be reasonably familiar to fans of the GREAT adventure time.

(there are four episodes so far)
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 3:36, Reply)
This is a normal post shows some potential.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 4:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me wish I was a voice actor.

(Rogue Sausage, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 6:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I love adventure time but for some reason this show isn't really clicking with me.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 7:39, Reply)
This is a link post Didn't realise that "Meccano canal bridge" that one of the /links regulars is helping with
IS ACTUAL MECCANO!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post thats pretty cool
I like
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Links very own Pew Pew Lasers has been there taking pics:
www.flickr.com/photos/soundman/sets/72157632200907404/with/8254637117/
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:14, Reply)
This is a link post Cool polar bear costume at the Christmas market today
Took me a minute to work out where the operator's head goes...yes I know I'm thick. Bonus points for blinking eyes and realistic snuffling snout noises! Oh come on, it's nearly Christmas!
(Leemondus, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post PBaC
One of the few animals that will see a human and think "lunch".
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 2:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
The bugger nearly had me soup.
 (Leemondus, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 4:00, Reply)
This is a normal post they always seem to have left their wallet at the office
I'm sure its deliberate
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 6:59, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
If they see another polar bear they also think "lunch". Unless it's shagging season.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:36, Reply)
This is a link post Help pay Richard O'Dwyer's legal settlement against US extradition travesty of justice
Needs 25k. Up to almost 13k as of this post.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post he should set up a website for sharing dodgy downloads
he could make a few quid from ad revenue probably
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent idea!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't this guy make something in the region of £250K from the site, or was that someone else?
Edit: "But the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency shut down the website claiming he had earned more than $230,000 (£147,000)"

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/nov/28/wikipedia-extradiction-law-review-odwyer

Assuming he earned anything close, he can afford his own legal bills
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post One assumes that fighting the extradition wasn't cheap
You can also be pretty sure that the Customs Enforcement Agency had no way of knowing exactly what he earned so guessed on the upper end of the scale.

I still tend to agree though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have much time for people who host file sharing sites which by their very nature encourage illegal file sharing
It's not a very nice way of complementing the people who make films and software just because you are a cheap skate. DVD's cost fuck all these days; my sympathy factor is zero with this guy
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a lot of sympathy for these people.
This is just the modern moral equivalent of swapping disks and tapes in the playground, or sitting around with friends to watch a taped TV show, (or attending a VHS screening on an oil rig, etc.).

People like this were/are the trailblazers for on-demand TV/video - and very often offer a better service than the official channels.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb top shit, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post How do morals come into it?
Applying a standard of good or evil doesn't work with this.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 5:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe I'm missing something here
But according to this Guardian article it all ended yesterday.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! krang, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I just stumbled onto that

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It makes you wonder where the raised cash is going to go.
People still seem to be coughing up too.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! krang, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Let the suckers donate
The internet is truly fabulous for milking tools
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder if I can get the internet to fund me a 600 f/4?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Waste money on the national lottery
I to want one, and for the time being can't justify it
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I need £5K for catering

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at money-box*

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
NO.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe another B3tan went to uni with this bod, and he was a bit of a cock then!
I think he got off lightly, and whatever costs he gets landed with should be covered with the money he did make.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The irony is delicious.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I suggest he creates something, a film or game, and sell it for a modest price
I'll then post it online so no one has to pay him for his efforts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel such a hypocrite on this
I have no sympathy for him whatsoever, but looking back I have sung a lot of covers at gigs and although the venues had a PPL licence (yes we did always check!) which aren't cheap, I have no real idea if the right money ended up with the right people.
Mind you, things have changed since I last did a gig anyway
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19783855
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, screw this guy.
He made nearly a quarter of a million dollars out of his website knowing it linked to pirated material. When his site was taken down and he was warned he quite literally posted "f*ck the police!" and opened it again. And now he wants more money?? I feel sorry for his Mum, spending all her waking hours defending her son (and setting up sites like this) and trying to be a nurse while he lords it up around university spending his money and doing interviews for the Guardian. C*nt of the highest order.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post nasa capture video of meter over texas
how long befor the aluminium hat wearing tree huggers start to call this a crashing ufo or debris from planet x/nabiru ?
still it gives them a chance to shoot at some thing
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that should cause a stir on the tin-foil hat forums
"About the size of a basket ball" does kind of make you realise how at the mercy of fate we are down here :/
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently a meteor the size of a house would have the effect of a nuclear bomb
they hit the earth every 100 years I think, so we should be in for a treat soon
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't there one on Russia years ago?
flattened all them trees.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, that was aliens.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah they reckon the tunguska explosion was a meteorite that exploded in the air
that one was around 100 meters and 10-15 megatons according to wikipedia

It is possible that a smaller one could have hit since then and was just too far away from anywhere to be noticed though
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Somewhere like Manchester?
; )
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Live each day as your last'
I am not a haunted person as a smoker; how the hell would they detect something the size of that hurling our way?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post they aren't even looking for stuff that size, so you'd only detect it from the massive explosion melting your face off
here's some interesting info though:
impact.arc.nasa.gov/intro_faq.cfm
As far as warning goes, the short answer is "we will either have a long lead time or none at all."
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The cosmos fascinates me, if a neighbouring star goes supernova the chances are the shockwave of lethal radiation is going to wipe us all out
thank goodness Jupiter has the habit of soaking so much of these cosmic pebbles heading our way
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post it would be great to see it happen though
(to someone else)
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's explained quite well in a book hovering around my bathroom and long soaks in my bath
That despite being thirty years old, I re-bought off abebooks.co.uk a few months ago

'The Science in Science Fiction' by Nicholls, wonderful read
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post nasa is really in the shit financially if they've just putting cameras in cars now

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post NASA is in the shit generally.
This image stolen from an earlier link works nicely as an illustration:


 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet another cosmic rabbit pellet travelling at thousands of miles an ricochets off our atmosphere and back into space.
Can't be long till the huge cosmic hippo turd makes an appearance and fucks your day up in a big way. Just saying.
 (Leemondus, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Capture video of a meter over Texas?
They are an excellent band, but I'm not sure what they're doing flying over Texas?!


 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It was Thor.

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a link post Carl Sagan’s “Pale Blue Dot” gets a stunning animated tribute
"A visual response to Carl Sagan's famed 'Pale Blue Dot' piece where he muses on our planet's appearance in a photograph taken by the Voyager 1 space probe. The most distant photograph ever taken of Earth.
A personal project designed and created in After effects with extensive sound work created in addition to the music and spoken words from the Sagan archive. Had wanted to bring visuals to something by Sagan for some time and finished this after working on it periodically over the last 3 months."
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *click!*

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post wow. i forget sometimes.
thanks for the minder

x
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You could get pissflaps to sing thse words naked
and I'd still click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You dirty, dirty deviant.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth it for the last
two seconds.

For people of a particular age.
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 8:44, Reply)

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