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This is a link post The new sound?
Probably not, but quite entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
but it did start to grate after 90 seconds or so...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:24, Reply)
This is a link post 7 musical products to help you survive the Mayan apocalypse
Might come in useful over the next couple of weeks.
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a link post Complete US Super Nintendo (SNES) collection
Only $24,999.00 Buy it now on Ebay
 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post People pay money for old software?
I have a crate of C64 titles in the loft that might need dusting off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a working zx=spectrum with scrabble, chess and probably a football management game or two
*retires*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a plus4 and a c64

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got some ZX81s, ZX Spectrum 48Ks, a ZX Spectrum+ and two +2s (plus an assortment of Speccy tapes) to get rid of for a friend.
Got shot of an Amstrad CPC 464 the other week.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I lick your face?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, I rather you didn't...
...I don't know where your tongue's been...!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Me neither.
It tastes kinda funny. I don't blame you...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post get rid of?!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-r5JMyyOVM
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah (on eBay or Amibay, when I get around to it).
The nostalgia fades quite quickly with original 8 bit computer hardware when you have to wait several minutes to load stuff off tape...I know you can get memory card interfaces and the like for them, but I can fit the entire catalogue of Spectrum and ZX81 software on my mobile 'phone and emulate them.

Also, I'm trying to get away from having a horder's mentality, having had to shift a load of my stuff in a recent house move.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post c64 or 48k?
there's only one way to find out...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a link post Introducing ... the shoe tampon
Need I say more?
 (wahey, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i chuckled at the second review.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I guffawed at the second paragraph of the second review

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i like the non slip tread
a lot of thought must have gone in to that
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
hehe, "gone in to"
 (wahey, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Need a steadycam? Got a limited budget?
Simply attach your camera to a cat's head.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Now all I need
is a cat, super glue and a really fucking heavy camera. SCCaC.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You really like prochan, huh!
On topic though, chickens make far better steady cams.
Fact.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen this done with pigeons as well.
They wont take a dslr, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You spelt "dick" wrong,
you monster.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "I've seen this done with dicks as well"
you *DISGUST* me
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a link post Wartime Secrets Revealed I made this!
This is a teaser trailer I made for a new online comic strip I wrote. (The strip is running at www.acesweekly.co.uk as of last week.) I think it's fair to say it's a seasonal story... Hope you like it! :-)
(Santa's Boyfriend, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Super cool!
Site looks cool also.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Why has Santa got blood pouring out of his ears?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post he's been listening to Dave!

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be silly
Surely his head would have exploded had he done that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post Ritz - Big Train NSFW
I'm 11 in b3ta years today, so have a selfish unlurking post of something I like, just for me. I hang around on mainly on links, I love you all from afar, and I'm sure one or two will like this. I may rarely post for the next decade, but be aware, I'm always watching and clicking, my lovelies.
(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nymphomation?
Happy candles and nice clip =)
 (macroscian (1 like), Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
and also: nynphomation, what?
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post character in a novel, George Horn also dubbed blank-blank
I guess it was not so, haha
 (macroscian (1 like), Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post have bookmarked for later...
happy many flamy burny things day!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
enjoy.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post candles?
you've gone on fire!

www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=8aZ83kJz2uc
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
As an Irish Big Train nerd, thank you very much for the clip that the cast told the writers was a bit Irish in syntax (on the commentary, hoyvin-glavin).
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Snappy pandles!!!
Hot red sticks
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
please.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles to you Sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
kind human.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!
We should have an "Unlurk the lurkers" day sometime. Maybe a special thread for you all to say hello on

Hello!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hulllooooo
there. I've just never anything to say, and nothing to show. I've been trying a bit more recently. I'll almost be up to my olden days main board post count on links soon, which isn't saying much.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i read that as 'unlock' the lurkers at first
as in commanding 'release the hounds!' and watching them all yelp off in the opposite direction intended into the distance whilst rubbing my hands together and saying 'excellent'

*please excuse grammar crime*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I've called the grammer police
they be with you in five.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post please let it be tabs
*wishes*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
ishe ank
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
ing
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post !
walked right into that one. and i was saving it for later, too. oh, well.

*wipes belly with old sock*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post in b4 lp
w p b sm with s c
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
in b horny
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post curses!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post you're welcome

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *wipes belly with old sock*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *joins in*
s c
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice choice!
Happy lurky candletastic day!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sitting alone in this darkened room
and this cake is all mine. It's not real, but it's mine.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to B3tan puberty!
nice clip
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck
Savile's gone.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't that be hyphenated?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You wot?
Or, to put it another way, ris?
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
I saw the words fuck-Savile and wondered if that was how you remembered him. It made sense at the time. In my defence it was a very heavy weekend :)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought he was fucking creepy
and now I'm proved right, I feel the smug misguided superiority of a Daily Mail comment writer. I feel your pain, if you'll let me.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I kinda celebrated his death on farcebook ...
... and got into a massive row with a former colleague. I'd love to bump into him now
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a link post mediocre pond-botherer sings about his catch
Sounds like a lot of the market fellas round my area.
(nice weatherman cameo though)
 (I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post sell out

(Braising Squid, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a link post Monkey in Sheepskin Coat Spotted in Toronto IKEA.
Oh yes, I meant every word I just said.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You just can't get the staff these days :(

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post sCRUNT?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post What's this scrunt thing all about?
Is it what the cool kids are saying while the search is still out of action?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Scrunt was around when the internet was born.
You could say he's the internets love child.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post he has also seen everything on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
hmpg.net/
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wish I could share it with you

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post you watch it all so i don't have to.
that is what PA's are for right? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post he's just a stylish guy who likes modern Scandinavian furniture
let him be.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Don't care if it's been posted already this December. I post it here every year.:D
Four years in a row. I must be due a Newsletter entry or a Jim'll Fix It badge.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "Buggered spider" has us giggling every year.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post My fave is the second day of Christmas/movie one that I won't disclose not to spoil it for those who haven't seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This video
is the very best thing about xmas.
 (I helped save b3ta! fozberry, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely that's the yearly sex with the drunken woman you find suicidal in a bar?

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's no way to speak about my mum.

(I helped save b3ta! fozberry, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post TV people posted this on Twitter yesterday
Am I a bit out of touch with the now if I don't find it funny?

I'm trying really hard.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post horses, courses and all that

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post True that.
I just don't find the drunk schtick funny... unless they're genuinely drunk and trying to walk and not actually performing an act www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ7_HVdBH3Q
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll
join you with that - if I wanted to see some buffoon burp and drink, I'd buy a bigger mirror.
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
He's married to Lucy Porter apparently.

Thought he did Count Arthur Strong because it's not dissimilar to that (in vocal tone and not funny).
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
I first saw this through you a couple of years ago, put it up on a mates telly at a get together, and by jesus did it divide the room. I think some still hold it against me, philistines.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Need better mate.:P
Happy canned dill day!
 (I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This
should be the UK's 'Dinner for One'
 (zeppelin boy, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I am upset
That I have missed this for several years running.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post About bloody time
Been waiting over a week for this!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:40, Reply)
This is a link post wud u eat this?
parmesan+Tabasco & black pepper.
(welg, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That screams "work dinner"
I'ld have more tabasco and less parmesan personally.

It's not that hot a sauce.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post If this bloke doesn't eat it, why should I?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post cos I fucking say so
now eat it BITCH!
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Pizza Express

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Pizza Hut on the St.Hall Rd in Littlehampton.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Now why aren't I surprised that you're familiar with L.A.?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post But
He doesn't eat it....

I feel massively short changed by this video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for After Earth - M Night Shyamalanananan's new one
good start, then it's just predator/avatar without the monsters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the one where he's dead all along?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
You're thinking of Prometheus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Chunks film into the bin

(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Is reminded of old joke about "blowing chunks"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
i feel a bit weird for laughing as hard as i am at this.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That film was an instant classic.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He should try doing something a little less ambitious
This has CG wasteland written all over it.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it C.G. Wasteland that wrote
Winnie the Pooh?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they should have shot the film in space on ships he constructed himself and used biotechnology to create the new life formsrather than relying on fake cgi
It's such a cop-out
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, people forget the old fashioned skills so easily

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post little known fact
that in order to get the Superman job, Christopher Reeves was given a concoction of drugs that allowed him to really fly.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Even less known fact
"Witches flying on broomsticks" came from women coating broom handles with extracts of wormwood, rubbing it between their legs and tripping off their tits.

*may contain trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post does it work
if i shove it up my bottom?

EDIT: no. no it doesn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I just meant he should do something that isn't so apparently motivated by technique.
Technique that has unfortunately become so cliched.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post it's got
the fresh prince of BonTempi in it. He's alright.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post what a twist!

(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!!
[that studios still give him piles of cash to make films]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post How the hell do they keep on giving him money?
(Well, I know how, but why?)
 (pahakyy, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a link post New Irish American Xmas song
I think it's shite, you can never beat this one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post you are right at 19 seconds
i determined it to be shit, and stopped it.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I only made it to 17 secs.
Doug Stanhope's got a great bit about the triviality of people who say they're Irish-American because they've got nothing of interest to say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Would the one on the left.
That's FAR left.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What the ... ?
Well, if he wants diversity, paedophiles are a minority as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not a minority at the BBC
If all the half-baked rumours and gossip are to be believed.
 (GoldenAppel Quadrospazzed on a life-glug, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?......
That's a bit fucking wierd.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst I'm all for diversity
this man is obviously drinking bleach.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this^

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
A fantastic appraisal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post When I first heard of the scandal, I knew it must have been the fault of the blacks

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I got so angry
I went out and smashed their shop windows and pissed on their tents and other modestly priced outdoor wears.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post In the mean time, in Russia, someone is stuck in the mud.
Pretty long build up, skip to about 3 minutes for the funny bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Place your bets
1. He has no trousers on
2. He has no legs
3. He has fishnet tights on
4. His penis looks like an elephants trunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post all 4?
either way... not clicking on that.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, go on.
It's quite safe and amusing.
Just a bit of harmless fun, really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Deffo worth a watch
with the build up
 (Braising Squid, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going for the 'no legs'

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs the build up. Don't skip to 3 mins, for full enjoyment.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This is a link post Santa Cafe
A short film about a magical café where Father Christmas works doing the dishes.

(Mate of mine made this a couple of years ago but it's been thoroughly under appreciated. So since it's all Christmassy and whatnot...)
(Jimaroid, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post Stanley Pickle - Short Film
A really fantastic short film that went and won lots of awards a few years ago and is now available online. It's really good.
(becomingbatman, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a link post GravityLight: lighting for developing countries.
Very clever solution for lighting beyond the power grid.

If you're interested, their IndieGoGo funding page is here: www.indiegogo.com/projects/282006/x/1881178?c=home
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't they just plug it into the wall socket like everybody else?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That really is quite wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't they just light a fire?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Does that funding include 5 grand for catering?
That is pretty cool though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they've thought ahead and included it.
I wouldn't want them to miss out on catering.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post NEVER 4GET!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant stuff

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm out.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post He's gay?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You heard it here first!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this the other day, however....
It's not an improvement on the wind up lights already on the market and those you can get for under $1.
It's just using the old weighted mechanism that grandfather clocks have used for centuries.

Lifting a bag of rocks every 30 minutes is not always an option ( think old and infirm here)

They were tasked to create a solar light.
Africa has solar resources coming out of its arse why ignore that?

Lots a clock work for fine african dust to jam up.

It's not a portable light. (when in use)
So those nighttime trips to the shitter are going to be just as scary.

/Product designers blog

Here you go
www.alibaba.com/product-gs/220513220/dynamo_wind_up_flashlight.html
For the amount these guys are asking for you can supply 114,583 Africans with free light.

No it hasn't got a couple of terminals for charging stuff however if a load only powers an LED for 30 minutes then it's next to useless for any meaningful power recharging.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post possibly why the people that asked them to do it in the first place aren't supplying the funds they are now chasing

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Matches 99p

That'll make around 350,000 fires
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The video should say
we were asked to design a simple and cheap lighting solution that uses the sun's power, something Africa has quite alot of. Instead we designed a completely different product and the charity said "nice but it's not fucking solar powered is it beardy?".

Regardless, I still admire their efforts. Although thinking about it if the kids in the African villages just bought kindles with back lit screensthe problem would be solved.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post this.
the lights on iPhones are surprisingly effective.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know that Africa has solar resources coming out of its arse.
Where?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The sun?
Pretty major solar resource right there.

I don't mean to come down hard on this project but they were given a brief which they ignored.
A brief no doubt given to them by people that know the situation on the ground.

For the amount of money they are asking for and diverting away from other African NGO's you could do a lot more good if the idea is cheap / free lighting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post you said "hard on"
Heheh.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Please stop speaking so much sense
Im getting tired of clicking 'I like this' all day :D
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MARRY HIM???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
And then touch his winkie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
with your mouth
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You're top of my list for my 'cherry popping' ceremony Tabby

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I think his cherry went into a bakewell tart long ago

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You will catch your death dressed like that.
Also, has a tiny mouth been airbrushed on? The mouth looks well weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Trust you to notice.........
:/
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post his chest tattoo says 浥
which means "moist".

ew.

edit: stupid tiny unicode character set :(
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 5:27, Reply)
This is a normal post where the sun don't shine?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They said the 'passionate' word
Gahhh fuckfuckfuck

Great idea though
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post great idea.
there's a lot of potential here, i think.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post baddum
tish!
 (dribl, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, they ignored the brief
Unfortunately, PhotoVoltaic (PV) panels are not cheap enough yet for true third-world use. However, if the PV paints/coatings (Corus developments etc) take off, it won't matter that they are less efficient than the doped silicon used as present, because Africa has a shitload of sunlight to harvest and lots of corrugated iron to paint them on.
That's not to say that the weight idea doesn't have merit - it's just NOT what the brief asked.
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post How can they run cities and trains by painting corrugated iron, that's what I want to know.
They need to build proper infrastructure. You can teach a man to fish but you can't lead a horse to a bush with 2 birds in it, as the saying goes.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post many hands make
a spoilt broth
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post there's many a slip twixt 2 girls and 1 cup

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JibxHpXqAfc
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 19:49, Reply)
This is a link post Everyone's favourite nonchalant F1 driver.
Kimi Raikkonen's Christmas Message
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he, perchance, sponsored by any of the following:
Dominoes,
Puma,
Dyson,
...erm, Dogs?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post haha.
Kimi makes me smile. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjB6r-HDDI0

It's like people only do things because they get paid.
 (Magnus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the top comments is "This man needs his own relativity Tv show"
I hope that's not a typo...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

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