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This is a link post Faces everywhere!!!!
I don't normally link to these sites but there's some good pics in there...


 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The mop one is my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post this was my mop, from a recent image challenge.
i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/predatormop_zps501b3817.jpg
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The hob is amazing

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This!^
Excellent!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What they said ^

(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's wonderful
I just had to explain why I'm laughing at a picture of the side of a building...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:26, Reply)
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Hello
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Start here
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 2:26, Reply)
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Then go here
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 2:28, Reply)
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Go here and stay here
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed - some crackers there that I hadn't seen before.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
This is a link post When Louie met Max Clifford
Found it on Dailymotion for those who would like to watch it. Turns out Louie may be like an extremely subtle version of Bill Maloney, although that's probably jumping the gun at this point (in regard to other past subjects of Theroux's who aren't Savile).

Quite an opening scene given the circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this.
He quizzes Max about Simon Cowell being gay. Clifford is all cagey about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't Simon Cowell post the £30,000 bail for Jonathan King when he was arrested for noncery..
just throwing that out there
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Cowell comes across in this documentary
as being almost "likeable" somehow
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:10, Reply)
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I thank you. Simon Cowell is NOT in the closet, nor is, my personal hero, Vladimir Putin.
 (itilliterate, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:07, Reply)
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having just watched the whole thing, i have two questions, how does the slimy superficial piece of crap get away with it, and, why does everyone turn a blind eye to such a vile and shitty cunt?

i kid. but seriously, there is a reason i still watch out for Theroux, he used to make good tv. but that was a long time ago.
 (itilliterate, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard his next series will be called "What's...?"
as in "What's under my bed?", "What's down the back of my sofa?", etc, so he won't even have to leave his house, let alone L.A. the LAZY BASTID.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 2:44, Reply)
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The one he did recently on the terminally ill in LA was good, but that was a rare blip on an otherwise downward trajectory. His stuff just tends to cover old ground, has nothing new to say and has no insight. Apart from that, he's great.
 (itilliterate, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post **Warning DM link**
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2615390/Max-Cliffords-ruthless-PR-hide-truth-himself.html
Looks like the DM have done a hatchet job on him. I do wonder how much the DM have paid him for his made up stories over the years?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 3:22, Reply)
This is a link post 3 Minute Hawk Jones
80's cop film cliches
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post haven't really found a brew dog I enjoy
But I definitely enjoyed this message.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Punk IPA is rate good
though super-hoppy I can see why you wouldn't like it.

By which I of course mean "omfg noob lern 2drink!!1"
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Punk IPA is good
but it's bloody overpriced in most places I buy it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Punk IPA
but its so hoppy I can't drink much of it. The Tokyo stuff is brilliant though.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like my hoppy beers though....

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a nice one
www.williamsbrosbrew.com/beerboard/bottles/joker-ipa
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Will give that a shot, ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit too sweet for more than a couple of pints.
Fadgebadger, have you tried 13 Guns or Founder's All Day Pale Ale? Both recommended if you like the hops.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Have had 13 guns before, nice!
will look up founders though...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
All publicity is good publicity and all that...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Brewdog in a nutshell.
They don't brew there silly super high strength beers to sell, they are purely to generate publicity and nothing else.

This "doesn't give a shit" open letter is the same thing, along with that recent open letter to the bar in China claiming to be Brewdog, even though it wasn't - taking legal action and closing it down was going to be either impossible or prohibitively expensive, so they turned into a publicity opportunity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:26, Reply)
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Plus, the Portman group is only advisory, they don't have any real power and is controlled by the breweries.
 (Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post as a self regulatory body...
the main aims of the portman group are to maintain the idea that alcohol producers act responsibility in their marketing.

they are chiefly there to stop kids from being targeted with drinking advertising.

Brew dog makes an adult product, but they just love to make it look young, edgy, and slightly dangerous.

going hard at the portman group because they are pointing out the parts of your brand and product which appeal to younger audiences is fucking overkill.

also anybody who calls anything they have done PUNK deserves to be fucking shot.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:29, Reply)
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"placing undue emphasis on the strength and intoxicating effect of the alcohol in the product"

Strength? 3.8%? Gnat's piss.
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Said the Portman Group
Representative of such breweries as Carlsberg, who absolutely do not market Special Brew.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If you drank it all day you could probably get legless
Cheers
 (Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i fucking hate brew dog
and this makes me hate them more...

you make beer... your not jesus... cunts.

if there's one thing worse than making shit beer, it's making less shit beer but thinking you are on some cunning moral crusade.

brew dog is for and by...cunts.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut it you wank.
"if there's one thing worse than making shit beer, it's making less shit beer but thinking you are on some cunning moral crusade."

From someone who has only 2 comments on their profile … both concerning drink … including drinking meths.

You're a fucking hipster, you wank.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)
This is a link post If only they all had toothbrushes

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ewww
this toothbrush is old.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post dang right it is
This why I don't do Internets on weekends, except when I do.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, I change toothbrushes when they go a bit frayed
compared to brand new ones, but going yellow ffs?

I hope he has bleeding gums or smt.

Well that theory certainly makes sense, seeing both his diligence and overall oral hygiene modus operandi.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
he's asian.

lasist.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post If he'd squeezed my toothpaste tube like that I'd have shot him in the cunting face.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This^^

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
This is a link post Dunno if this is GC
Blog showing the punk farage is fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me, even Stevie Wonder could see that's a fake, hardly needs an inquisition.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahhaa i fell for it.

(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Sozzers :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post hardly needs..
some twat with a wordpress site pretending to be a proper hack pointing it out also ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt
"About Michael Rawlins
Working on WordPress & digital engagement by day. Hyperlocal blogger and photographer by night. Ninja assassin at weekends (call for rates)"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hyperlocal..
as in blogs about what goes on around his chair ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:16, Reply)
This is a link post ZONKEY!!!!
I want one!!!! TOO CUTE!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post nice stripey tights

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post isnt natur wonderful1
comes with bbq griddle lines on it
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely it's a Deborah.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall dine out on that!
[Three-legged donkey = a wonky]
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwsome

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to know what Whitey thought when he first saw that stripey horse.
There goes the neigh-borhood.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope and bray you haven't just turned this into a shit pun thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a mane excuse

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ain't that the hoof

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That wasn't a pun, that was a night-mare

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)
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Frankly, Dettori-ation of this pun thread disgusts me.
 (itilliterate, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Muzzle it you ass!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what it tastes like?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Chichchchchchchchchen

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright
You have just made my day.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched this twice.
I'm never coming back to B3TA. Mental.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like a Quagga
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quagga
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think thats pretty cool
well done
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:30, Reply)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMNarDXvQYo
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 1:38, Reply)
This is a link post "Poor Clifford had his problems"
And how old do you reckon that princess is? At least 17, right? I'm sure she's at least 17.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a decent publicist.
Like this one, perhaps: "Although his client range is varied, he is a controversial figure as he often represents unpopular clients (such as those accused or convicted of crimes)..." Oops.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post .
it is essentially floor cleaner
 (senthx Stay alert, trust no one and keep your laser handy, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post another guitar / electro song / happy / uptempo I made this!
called spiderattack! I'm not getting better at naming stuff. There's also one called spacedragons but that's for another time.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post Kyle Show Flow

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as Kylie
And so was disappointed. But it also amused me, so I am confused.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I see everything as Kylie

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You should be so lucky,
etc...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post Oh, the irony!
What a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:56, Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars with rubbish sound effects
Apparently not posted before, surprisingly.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The Force is strong with this

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Princess Leiea's noise makes me laugh like a twat every time.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this guy is responsible for the
Wilhelm scream.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he was responsible for the distant car horn sound every time Bridget Nielsen sits down in 'Cobra'.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more rubish!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:44, Reply)
This is a link post i found this song via soundcloud
i dont know if the user is a b3tan or not cos its in relation to a link i posted here.

this song is good. very strong, interesting vocal. Unsigned rather unbelievably
edited link
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a link to B3ta, and I can't remember who it is.
I'm following them, and they are following me on SoundCloud and I remember it was through a B3tan posting a link to their tracks.

Anyway, it is good stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
(1 vote)
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post nice voice

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:03, Reply)
This is a link post A song I made 'for you' I made this!
Not really. I made it for myself. It's very mellow and guitary and singy, perfect for a lazy Sunday afternoon. Ignore the fact that it's Monday evening.

And I just found out that youtube counts my own views of my own video towards the total views. So every time I've been checking to see how many people have watched it, I've been skewing the statistics in favour of fantasy. That's a neat feature.
(brandthedoggy, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:25, Reply)
This is a link post How to do a Liverpool accent
For realz.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post stop pushing
i think that covers it
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:40, Reply)
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Fake: didn't bleat on and on about the 96 - he's part over the cover up.
 (itilliterate, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Which one's his real accent?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post the one that makes him sound like a cunt

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That doesn't narrow it down!
Badaboom!

We're like Cannon and Ball.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on.
Not only does he look like a cunt, he sounds like one as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post calm down.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ey!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post So nice to see all those scousers crying yesterday ;)
http://i.imgur.com/Uritt8k.jpg

And of course it true scouse fashion it ended in a punch up outside because the Chelsea fans were singing about Gerrard, but hey it's ok for the scouse cheeky chappies to do the same all game long as long as they win. They even erected a statue in honour of Moyes outside the ground before the game and had lots of scouse banter about it.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, the fight happened because someone spat on the memorial
and it wasnt the scousers that put up the Moyes statue, it was paddy power.
 (Thespacepope, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post evidence?
Or just another self pitying scouse "oh wo is me".
I know a reporter that was at the game and he saw nothing of the spitting but did see a load of scousers start fighting over Gerrard songs..The songs were about his gangland connections and family connections to the heroin and cocaine business in Liverpool and his uncle who is on the run suspected of trafficking 60M in cocaine. His wife is connected with another gangster drug dealing family...
Nice people!!!just your average salt of the earth scouse family ;)

Justice for the 39!!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post What justice for the 39 are you looking for?

(Thespacepope, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post very amusing
I am amused
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?
He sounds just like Herbs to me
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think if you assemble all those modules you end up with some kind of rocket

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, this is very good.
Massive facepalm of recognition at us English.

I think I like Canadian and Aussie best. No nonsense.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They've omitted Russia, ironically

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post In Russia, business do YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely it's:
Ask,
Tell,
Admit to liking Elton John,
Take shirt off shoot bear,
Slowly amass infantry on border,
Storm country,
Cut off power supply,
Release commemorative coin
Profit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post you forgot the dash cam

(drunksteve is not drunk, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post this looks good, but im not sure what it means.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Just read it a bit louder
(like in the American one)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to Hong Kong and China in a couple of weeks on business so i'll put these to the test.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i worked in china for a year.
business there is an unpredictable nightmare.
my advice is to have zero expectations.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ....and edible panties

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll only be in China for a couple of days, the rest in Hong Kong.
But I'm meeting factories i've worked with for years and will be giving a polite bollocking to them.

You know any where good in HK I can eat snake?*


*This is by no means an innuendo Tabs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Be careful. I think they eat gingers there.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I've interpreted this correctly.
Try this place

EDIT: Mindpiss
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Get ready for karaoke
The Chinese I've done business with would always take us out for a great meal and ply us with beer, sometimes several beers. They really can't drink. Or sing.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to being well fed and drinking them under the Table.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Should the Israeli approach be more hypocritical and end with bulldozing or something?
EDIT: Also, the Finnish one made me do a lol. My missus can vouch how accurate this is, having made a number of visits out there as a publisher trying to flog books.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Working for an Australian firm, can say the Aussie one is spot on
So is the Korean one unfortunately... and don't get me started on the Vietnamese...
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Worked with Italians.
Did a good job and on time. Would ebay again A++++++
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:54, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good, though in my limited experience the Japanese version would be
Yes-yes-no problem-sure-definitely-yes-we're not going to do that.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I was looking for Russian
Blatant Insult Indifference Calculated Insult Smoking Break Further Insult Indifference Sudden Camaraderie Deal
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post how I'm supposed to read those diagrams?
shapes look arbitrary to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:26, Reply)
This is a link post Alone on the subway

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Tit.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Every time I find myself on an empty Tube, I think it must be going the wrong way.
Or plunging headlong into certain death.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:27, Reply)

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