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This is a link post Mother africa (This is really not safe for work) NSFW
You can't say it's porn as no one would ever masturbate to this.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post So Africa, is like Birmingham?

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This is a normal post I'm pretty sure that's haram.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haramalicious

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't say that
It's haram mate.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post or is it haramalicious?
bacon tastes better when its forbidden
just ask any old gays about the pleasures of forbidden things
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest sex probably was better when you could get locked up for it.
Must be amazing if you might get stoned to death.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post they should make straight sex illegal. I think straight people missed out
and make Coffee illegal - I want to feel an extra buzz with my cup of Joe
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post innt blud.....
merk 'im. Gowan, do it, do it DOOOOOO IT!
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This is a normal post No, they don't wash
in Birmingham
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This is a normal post Ha!
Erm, what?!?! Um, jeeze! Fucking ferocious!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "48 Watching Now"
makes it even worse.
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This is a normal post All B3tans of course.

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This is a normal post Thanks to P*ssfl*ps, I've already watched this.
At work.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post pissflaps visits your place of work and shows you videos?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post wait, are you Pissflaps's carer?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No,
He turns up and wanks while a mate of his shits in a bucket.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post a typical Lidl customer then

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post When will Africa learn...
that the outside world have screens that have an aspect ratio of 16:9 and not 4:3 and therefore should stop making videos in portrait. There should be some sort of campaign to stop this kind of thing.
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This is a normal post Yes, it's quite horrible, isn't it?

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This is a normal post I can't sleep!
a generation thinking it's ok to film in portrait
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair, tramps in Britain have been doing this sort of stuff for centuries
as well as the upper classes
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post its the popular game of 'curdled milk'
www.thestranger.com/seattle/police-beat/Content?oid=19365
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This is a normal post Even carries his own bucket around with him.
What a pro!
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This is a normal post If a man with a machete wants to knock one out.....
I'd probably let him get on with it.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post you'd probably let him even if he didn't have a machette

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 22:40, Reply)
This is a link post BUZZFEED LINK ALERT BUZZFEED LINK ALERT NSFW
"The 15 best high heels for your penis"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Just out of curiosity
but what were you browsing the interwebs for when you 'stumbled' across that?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post My neighbour posted it on my facebook wall.
Dirty bird that she is.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Saucy tart
Does she wave at you in her diaphonous nighty clearly visible behind her net curtains as you stumble out of the house first thing in the morning?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post add glitter to that & you're close.
(she's a mid-20s fashion grad)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Gary?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post why am I
looking at your holiday photos?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post correction:
"wanking at your holiday photos"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Correction

In your holiday photos...
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Correction
"wanking in your holiday photos"
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Art Students
wasting your hardearned taxpayers money on putting willies into shoes
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post your taxpayer money, sheeple!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen lots of final year shows with penises in, so can say with some confidence
that this is probably a sex thing, rather than an art thing :/
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

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This is a normal post you've never seen my 'Penis in Hats' GCSE art project
I got a D :-(
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ...So is putting your dick in high heels actually a thing?

It seems it is. I was not aware.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post this book has Prince Charming grinding his manhood inside the glass slipper
www.tower.com/erotic-fairy-tales-romp-through-classics-mitzi-szereto-paperback/wapi/101751297
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Classy

Is that how he pulled Cinderella then? Prince Charming my arse.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post he wasn't after Cinderella. Just had a shoe fetish.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah

...He wanted a glass-cock?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Does is count as Transvestism?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post the captions are the best imho

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 9/11 was an inside job
LOLZ
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This is a link post Best News This Year!
If anyone could make this kind of miracle come true, it would be Wilko.

Go'bless him
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This is a normal post great news !

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He did have a verve for life, well done that man.
I bet Roger is coming for his royalties now
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This is a normal post What a con artist.
I dug out all my old Dr Feelgood albums and everything.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the Solid Senders at Knebworth in 1978
...now I feel very old.
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This is a link post the opposite of a wizard's sleeve i suppose!

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This is a normal post o_O

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This is a normal post Classy

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This is a normal post something for the kids

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This is a normal post Err...

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This is a normal post this is a flagrant violation of the 3 hairs per ball rule

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:09, Reply)
This is a link post "Shia LaBeouf" Live
Actual cannibal, Shia LaBeouf.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say it's safe to say he doesn't take criticism very well.

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This is a normal post
@2:50
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This is a normal post He still doesn't look happy.
But I doubt he ever does.
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This is a normal post oh

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This is a normal post I fucking love this thing.

(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post mmm
Liked this more without the video. It's still great though :D
(, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The "compere" for want of a better word
Is that "The Brain?" a la Pinky and the?
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This is a normal post I'm pretty sure
He's doing an Orson Welles kind of thing, which is the inspiration for the brain also.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 6:02, Reply)
This is a link post Serial
A really compelling podcast about the true story of 17 year old girl Hae, found strangled in the woods and her ex-boyfriend, Adnan who was imprisoned for life
for the crime.

"Adnan has always maintained he had nothing to do with Hae’s death. Some
people believe he’s telling the truth. Many others don’t."

Sounds darker than it is but it's bloody interesting.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh thanks for that.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post very cool!!
thanks for posting.
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This is a link post The bestest episode of the Real Ghostbusters and why not.
Not that I can claim to have seen all of them. But this 'un has some memorably spooky bits for a chiddle's cartoon.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post holy hell, I'm having acid flash backs!
I had this one taped off the tele!
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This is a normal post 10:58 is where it starts getting really weird...

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This is a normal post so Doomsday, is basically Birmingham?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite that bad.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:31, Reply)
This is a link post Boxer gets pummelled; fight is called. Takes it out on easy target

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus!
The other boxer gets out of there pretty quickly.

I would assume this guy will never fight again, but it looks like it might be Eastern Europe so maybe he just has to buy the umpire a beer or something and they let him back.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Lifelong ban plus arrested.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea why that was called so early
No wonder he was mad. Punching him on the floor was a bit brutal though
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
we can't see the round timer, and at the start it looks like the guy in red was already getting a standing count - and from the bit we see it's obvious that the other chap is landing unopposed blows, so probably wasn't too bad a call tbh
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
Plus the fact he is not in his home corner at the start suggests it's not the beginning of the fight.
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This is a normal post Good point!
Assumed it was the start
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Still a cunt though.
Assumed he got a bit of a kicking after that too. Was a fairly swift exit he was given..
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPC_HhGfAI
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The ring trolls have come to take your soul....


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This is a normal post What a dog cunt he is.

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Every one a cowards one
Cunt
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This is a link post The Captcha

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
I like this kind of nonsense.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I do too.
Check out the Saxxy awards winners on that there youtube thing, there's a lot of good stuff.
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This is a normal post haha

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This is a normal post :D

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This is a normal post ha :)

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This is a normal post Cool
reminds me of this
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This is a normal post Aww boodiful

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This is a normal post First I was like :-S
then I was like :-D lol
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This is a link post Roadkill Epsiode 2 FULL EPISODE! I made this!
YEAH!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post just the preview gets the whole thing a click.

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This is a normal post ^

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This is a normal post yeah i;m looking pretty sexy there

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This is a normal post Hooray!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post yay
i enjoyed that!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember seeing a Kids TV show with a cat like that
it was on a holiday in Wales, and the puppets were called something like 'Berny and Splat' or 'Iggy and Splat'
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This is a link post Biker creates motorcycle pulled chariot

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This is a normal post Needs more spinning wheel blades

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This is a normal post True. And more oiled up men wearing leather diapers.

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This is a normal post And a woman who has been raped by Italians

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This is a normal post ^ please, someone get the historical reference

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This is a normal post your mum?

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, her aswell
but I was talking about Boudicca, who was raped by Romans
but if I have to explain my wit, then its just too good for b3ta
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This is a normal post is this the episode with spock fighting with reptile people?

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This is a normal post 50% awesome

50% weak. Whilst I like the idea, I'll stick to my GSXR 600 thanks ;o)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lakx3V-K8iQ
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This is a normal post silly

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This is a link post Time Bandits drawings
Fan stuff.
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This is a link post Some free ebooks
There are a load of free ebooks (it say's a 1,000) on the Sainsbury's ebook store.

You need their reading app on your tablet to read them and they're mostly "classics", but they're free. :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Some more free classics
www.gutenberg.org/
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post and some free public domain audiobooks
librivox.org
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post plus here's the little prince
www.angelfire.com/hi/littleprince/frames.html
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Great book

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post lots of free stuff here
thepiratebay.org.in
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not funding terrorists through piracy
I've seen the government warnings
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This is a normal post Hahahahaha

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
there is also this kfc one
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This is a normal post at least we now know how dimmu's fifth album was done ...

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This is a link post Man running pseudo science company takes advantage of gullible old lady shocker.
I'm surprised he hasn't sold her a tinfoil hat.
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This is a normal post I'm all in favor of cooking children
And for that reason I'm out
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This is a normal post Oh dear

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This is a normal post Stupid fucking hippie should try acupuncture

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This is a normal post "STUDIES suggesting symptoms of electro-sensitivity are ‘all in the mind’ are flawed, the managing director of a radiation-repelling company has claimed."
Well, I'm convinced. Now where can I get my head painted with this stuff?
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just gutted
that I didn't think of re-labeling some tins of sandtex and flogging it for a massive markup
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This is a normal post '...managing director of a radiation-repelling company has claimed.'
That's where I go for all my information needs.
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This is a normal post Odd how Russia is still Russia.....somekind of secret agreement
Croatia - Crow to Asia...close enough I guess
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This is a normal post number 3 made my jaw drop.

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This is a normal post No. 3 was some young stud?

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This is a normal post OMG

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This is a normal post lol
France = lawland
Europe would be a much better place if we adopted these names
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This is a normal post China.
Leeching substandard commie bastards who Want to rule the world via Panda backdoor
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This is a link post Sleater-Kinney to reform, play 3 dates in UK in March
Missed them first time round so SUPER excited.
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This is a normal post are they a popular beat combo?
/I'll get my slippers. And my pipe.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You know what they say about the 90s
If you can remember them...you're at least 25 years old.
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This is a link post HAPPY Black Metal!
He is quite capable, but I wonder if he can see beyond cliché.

This suggests the answer is negative- www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iDM77xe5Hs
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This is a normal post haha i thought that was good

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post haha spot on!

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst I agree with the sentiment

There are some errors here. Firstly, the first part is blackened-death metal. Whilst the second half is in the major scale of the same key, it's not the same song. The first version actually changes to the diminished in the middle (i.e. it has an aug 4th/dim 5th which neither the harmonic or melodic minor scales have, as well as it having a diminished 2nd in the final part. By contrast, the major one has major 2nds and 3rds as it should do, but the bass chord progression is Bach standardised (I, IV, V) orientated.

In other words, he's completely over-egging it.

I would record the major version for you to demonstrate, but once again I've had a tad too much to drink and I just cannot be arsed.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post What he said
everytthing
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This is a link post Come and see. NSFW
Russian war film. Has english subtitles, which you might need to switch on.

Bleak, depressing and unpleasant. Also brilliant.
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This is a normal post Those pesky Nazis!
The sense of dread in this film is something else. Hard to watch, but in a good way.

See also: Men Behind the Sun for some more Wednesday wartime frolics.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome film.
Very dark
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Great movie
As bleak as fuck but utterly engrossing.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post They used live ammo in that film
That scene when the kid's taking cover behind a dead cow - that's real tracer going over about 2' over his head.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Needed more old women staring out of windows talking about ducks going to Moscow

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post not enough of that in films these days

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough films about ducks going to Moscow.
I blame the Russian bread.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post If Miyazaki films were like other Animé...
I think they should show this at Cannes -
Shortly before handing over a lifetime achievement award...
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This is a normal post superb

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats Awesome that is
I alway thought Princess Mononoke needed more turn based battles
(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "Go Porko"

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That was ace

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This is a normal post Yes. YES

(, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't typically care for College Humor drivel
But they hit a home run with this bit. Nice one.
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