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This is a link post Le rise of the planet of the dogs

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post also, can't believe I missed this...
lazy.today/uploads/fyi-benedict-cumberbatch-=-butt-head.png
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post yeh, yeh!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought he looked more like

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ermm they've spelt 'dog' wrong in the title......

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I literally can't wait to see this
*plans crime*
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:31, Reply)
This is a link post Arriving Home Drunk In Poland

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post christ they must have been drunk saw working in tesco this morning

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post a man so drunk he casts no shadow

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You can take his soul, don't take his pride.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:51, Reply)
This is a link post Two bearded dragons and a kitten

(Sherbs, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post haha classic lols
love the proper cartoony scamper off :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hurray for spazcat lols

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Giggles.....
Made me giggle!
 (blondbond will never go grey, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Id rather be shopping'
'Dickhead'

Hahaha
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this bloke live in Brighton a couple of months back. Same sketch; bit different delivery.
He was the headline act, and went down fairly well, but was upstaged by one of the support acts who was a 5ft shaven headed lesbian and also hilarious!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Its Colin Hoult...
He's putting all his stuff on to the YouTube.
He is doing a different character everyday...

You can see that on a lunchbox already cant ya!
 (blondbond will never go grey, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:06, Reply)
This is a link post Ledenica pogodila ministra Anti&#263;a
Or, man asks for whiskey on the rocks, sans whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:50, Reply)
This is a link post Some Marx Brothers for your afternoon viewing pleasure

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post Data Visualisations
Some of you don't like Ted stuff, but hey ho.

This is about the importance of careful data visualisation and how it helps us spot patterns and make sense of data that is otherwise difficult to comprehend. I liked it because I'm a visualisation geek.

It's been on before (August 2010) but I don't care. Maybe we could do a visualisation charting the number of GCs vs how little I care.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate ted stuff.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ted Stuff killed my parents.

(DestructoLettuce, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Good

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ted killed my mum
well when i say Ted killed my mum i Mean Ted Bundy
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Theodore Bundy esquire.
Stars in Buffalo Bill and Teds excellent adventure.
 (DestructoLettuce, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post "...and it may just change the way we see the world."
Nah.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This is an interesting website though.
www.gapminder.org
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a link post The Colbert Report with President Obama

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought everyone in 'Merka hated him?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post depends which channel you watch

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post And Colbert makes Goebbels seem like an amateur.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, that's a new high for you
comparing a popular comedy central show to nazi propaganda
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't consider this propaganda?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Propaganda, sure
But it's a bit different to the Nazi healthcare system.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. If the plan worked and wasn't just a cash transfer to donors, they wouldn't need this.
The national marketing campaign to promote Ocare was $700 Million a year ago, and who knows how much more if you factor in government workers and "popular" TV shows.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you missed the point I was making
and carried on with your original rant assuming I'd give a fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This sort of thing keeps me coming back.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like you.
Have an internet click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Not you, nutjob.
You get an anti-click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post OK
Compare it to the cost of too many working Americans not getting healthcare, or spending a large part of their earnings getting one.
And not on the"real economy".

Ah, yes, it will "trickle down" from the back of the healthcare oligarchs Cayman's registered mega yacht.
And it's Easter in Peru. Every day.

Ocare, or any project, in any country, is never going to be perfect.
There's going to be good side and bad sides.
But in this case, it seems the good far outweighs the bad.

I'm always amazed at how the average 'Murican shakes a bible in my face belittling me for not "getting" the word, amen.
Then refuses to apply said teachings (Jesus was a Socialist) and buys a gun (You shall kill).

You are entertaining, but soooo superficial.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post How did you link Jesus into all this? And do you mean the big guy or all the latinos named Jesus?
Didn't Jesus say he came not to bring peace, but a sword? And there was little socialism in his teachings, in fact he fought against those in power who claimed to be for the all, much like the Politburo of later days.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Politburo
Price Waterhouse Cooper or Comcast

Same shit, different marketing.

(And have you EVER been to a real Socialist country to be able to compare that to a "socialist" one?
I have, there's a big fucking difference.)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post How can you not be aware of how insane you are?!?!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post If David Cameron spent $700 Million promoting a law that the majority of the country opposed, then hit all the TV shows trying to promote it, are you saying you wouldn't find that objectionable?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not talking about a war or a ridiculous white elephant though, you're talking about a way of securing better healthcare for so many without it in your country
What strikes me as baffling is that you can't see it as that. More than baffling, it's quite frightening.

When we had our last major healthcare reform in, er, 1945, the difference was the majority of the nation, selflessly, realised it was the right thing to do. And it's been for the greater good ever since. For some reason your country views everything within these bizarre state vs individual lenses. To compare Colbert to Goebbels is... wow... just incredible

www.nhshistory.net/shorthistory.htm
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post But what you can't see is that, although sold as an NHS style of healthcare, from the beginning, it was never intended as such.
It has exempted large insurers such as UHG and caused people with health plans they liked to see their premiums doubled. The $2,500 savings and "you can keep your own doctor" claims have long been proven as dishonest from the beginning.

After WWII, the institutions that previously ran your healthcare, the religious ones, had been bombed into oblivion, so the UK and Europe as a whole had no other choice. That is very different from the US post WWII.

Had this health overhaul 1) insured all those it promised to 2) stayed reasonably close to what they claimed it would cost 3) did not give exemptions to powerful lobbyists, and 4) didn't have a myriad of pork not related to healthcare, perhaps people would have been happier. Even democrats think this is a boondoggle.

I understand that you don't understand how people in my country think about this, but then again, when's the last time you wanted citizens of another country to influence where your taxes go? Greece? Turkey?

Ocare simply does not do what it says on the tin, no matter how many TV shows and how much mmoney is used to promote it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's VERY difficult for people on this side of the Atlantic
who've grown up with a fair, most of the time efficient and compassionate universal healthcare system - that works, by the way - to understand exactly what your problem with anything close to universal healthcare is, beyond simple selfishness.

You make out that the NHS was founded because there was no other choice? That's exactly the problem with your point of view. If I've studied my history correctly, I don't think Nye Bevan ever fought tooth and nail because of economics - he wanted a country where things like high infant mortality were no more. To make healthcare free to anyone, everyone, at the point of use.

I can't understand your point of view because it makes absolutely no effort to consider others. That's where we fundamentally differ.

I find it shocking, in fact.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Jonofthesouth, I'll name my fisrt born after you
Oh wait, she already has a name.

Have a click instead.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post My real name is Himmler

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That will take some explaining.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Infant mortality rates are statistically the same in the UK and the US
And how easy to claim "you don't care" "you're selfish" when the US has a great healthcare system already. People were happy with the system. Under law, no person could be turned away from emergency services and the indigent get treated in the same hospitals as oil sheikhs.

But it's always easier to be generous with other people's money.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
1. Only some people were happy with the system
2. Healthcare does not start at emergency care
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post "the indigent get treated in the same hospitals as oil sheikhs" "it's always easier to be generous with other people's money"
With each rebuttal you lay on, the more ugly your sense of morality comes across.

For you, healthcare is about worth. It has to be earned. Fortunately we've transcended that pettiness on this side of the Atlantic.

I find your attitude, for a first world citizen, genuinely shocking.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You only make an emotional point about what a monster you think I am and insist that your morality is superior to my morality.
That is dangerous.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Insist that my morality is superior?
Christ. It's not even a battle.

My "morality" doesn't mind contributing fairly to a pot that makes healthcare available for anyone should they need it. Your morality says people should pay for themselves and the people who inevitably can't afford to pay because of the top to bottom narrowness of that kind of system should suffer the consequences. That's not even getting to the hypocrisy of the gun problem your country's hideous "Constitution" has created.

It's not about superior/inferior - one is compassionate and morally correct the other is incredibly selfish and not in line with how a first world country should function. I can't convince you to change your idea of morality, but I can expose it for the heartless wasteland it purports.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hear hear

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a battle - if that's all you view this as, then you will continue to insult and cajole without ever reading my responses.
Your morality seems like the people who see a poor person and think "I don't want to touch the smelly rat, but I feel slightly guilty, so everyone should be forced by the police power to pitch in to assuage my guilt" Sometimes what a person needs isn't a handout, it's an arm around.

As to the Constitution, it is the law of the land, created to protect from government tyranny, not create a welfare state. The US has spent $20 Trillion fighting the war on poverty and there are more poor than ever. How is it working where you are? Are there poor? Is there crime? Are there no complaints about your health system?

You seem so intolerant of other people's views I'm surprised you can abide the vast religious, social and racial palate found today in most countries. Believe it or not, there are people who think differently from you; who help the poor through many charitable and religious entities because government tends to muck it up very badly.

Step outside your little world. It's a wonderful place.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You are absolutely insane and I fear for your country's prolonged demise.
But I have enjoyed these sparring matches.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post We are no UK, for certain.
Peace, love and understanding.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post One way you could reduce the cost of universal healthcare in the USA
is to give up your guns. Hell, maybe you could sell them to help pay for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The man who did it is flawed
(as in not a white army deserter with a coke and margarita habit) so it's bad.

For example, I'm French, De Gaulle is my fave politician ever. But he was a flawed character:
- He did some spectacular stuff during 1940, but did not coordinate with others or put the right people to take care of his supply chain.
- His nit picking with the English lost precious time that could have been used turning French North Africa against the Axis sooner.
- Leaving NATO was stupid.
- etc.
But what he did right far outweighs this.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post No no no can't happen here.
Not on a Tuesday.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post only the simple or the selfish hate him.
(yes, most)
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Smooth.
Though I feel the audience missed an opportunity by not all going "ERRRRM...?" in unison.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that.
But I can't imagine any of our lily livered skank buckets carrying something like that off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:36, Reply)
This is a link post This shop has all the things for a great night in
Apart from the news, maybe.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's grim up north.

(Fluffster, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *books flight

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post good old Notlob

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post Jim'll Fix It Handyman Service.
Don't be cunts and harass this bloke on the phone.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "No job too small"
*pfffffffttttttttttt*

Does he build website too? I like what he's done
 (MarsLandingParty, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No drain to tight?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post WTF?

Another loooong day at work. Gf just sent me this which made me even later :o/
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you need to click the link, not the bar.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you typed "Gf" when you meant "mum"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha wow. Many times I've tried to make sense of my nephew and niece's Night Garden app
I still don't understand how it's educational, mind.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been playing this for about 15 minutes.
I don't know if I'm winning.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the rule is, if you're still playing, you're still winning.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *thinks about The Game*
...

Shit.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Motherf*****

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn It

(Uncle Albert, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post bastard

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:39, Reply)
This is a link post End of the Line (TF2 short film)
Impressive use of Source Filmmaker. Nice score too.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done, for that sort of thing.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:30, Reply)
This is a link post Goal celebration gets in the way of Mick Harford
Not recommended
(Tivert, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post sore loser cunt
with a poor excuse
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post MEGA LADBANTZ

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Watford theme day?
Shouldn't take long.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU GOT NO FANS

(Fluffster, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You want a go, son?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Even prisoners in Guantanamo were never forced to watch that as a torture.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi, spastic: Do you see someone who "looks a bit beardy & forrin" & automatically stop thinking?
He hasn't "taken up her cause", quite the reverse: He's implying that she's a dappy mare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post When you go to heaven Tabs, those two will be the two virgins waiting for you.
An eternity of sweaty love.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ...as long as they're not american I'll consider myself blessed.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Touché

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post EVERYBODY JUST KEEP CALM.
Tabs is taking the moral high ground.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem,
The Quran says you must not drink wine. It makes no mention of ale or any other alcohol. Allah and prophet pbuh are perfect and would have known about the range of drinks available like Stella, Bacardi Breezers and Jagerbombs.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop being a spastic, you spastic.
*DURRRRR*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha WTF????
This should be in the Onion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post its David Dickenison in drag

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A FUCKING WINEGUM!!

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all good
I'm strongly of the opinion that people who are easily offended should be deliberately offended a little and often - a bit like aversion therapy. Eventually they may get a sense of perspective. That's why we ought to burn a book or two (chosen randomly so as to not offend anyone) just to remind people that while books are nice, they are just fucking books. It's not like you're burning the whole print run out of existence or destroying the sum of human knowledge.

(but I do have some sympathy for the old dear as she was a recovering alcoholic)
 (I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no alcohol in cooked ale anyway.

(DestructoLettuce, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly, she's just jumping on the 'outraged' bandwagon.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I think people who are easily offended
should be kicked really fucking hard in the crotch
so they learn the difference between feelings being hurt slightly, and actually being hurt properly.

Oh, same goes for anyone with a religion.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Their cold, dead, brainwashed and braindead eyes....

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ah the newly religious and alcoholism
fill one aching hole with God instead of ethanol

good luck to her
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)
This is a link post Daaaawwwww.
Daily Heil for once allows that not all metalheads eat babies.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post But they still give you cancer, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. Good cancer though.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to watch the video again
just for the contented kitten sat on the couch with a glass of JD and various controllers
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ALWAYS about the pussy with you, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a very sweet and lovely article about a kitten

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The mail approve
because fuck the homeless.
 (DestructoLettuce, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but only the sexy ones.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWgq0RMh4n4 NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man that is the WORST rip-off of TVGOHOME'S "Wanking For Pennies With Roland Rivron" that I've ever seen.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post Crossy Road
lovely restyled Frogger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post But is it riddled with in app purchases and adverts like all other mobile games?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Kind of but
you get them rewarded anyway after 6 hours or something
 (stoodles non-bio, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post more than likely
I've not played it, just saw this and liked the design
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it looks cool
but I've not played a mobile game yet that doesn't spoil itself. Hopefully a cheapy steam version pops up =D
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't come across any in-app purchase requirements.
Advertising is optional - you can get coin rewards for watching promo vids for other freemium apps.

As a game I like the design but it's one of those "gah, just one more go" time suckers.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Will have to wait for the Android version and might give it a shot then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That guy at 12 seconds appears to be very excited about crossing the road...!
Cue DM outrage!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post Ape pancake art
Now you can make your dream a reality and eat a bonobo's face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
Not sure whats up with that last one though
 (Sherbs, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:40, Reply)
This is a link post No Man's Sky - gameplay trailer
Soz it's another trailer for this game but it's fairly new.
(Sherbs, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post keeps looking (and sounding) better and better
I'm yet to read anything about what you do beyond going and looking at things though. Is there combat or general things to do?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Your main aim is to find suitable sites for drop-shipping Tesco Local stores from the orbiting Mother Ship.
Whilst defending the site against the attacking Lidl and Aldi Coalition.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post There will be combat
There's this interview and he explains a bit more about it.
So you can blow the dinosaurs up. Jolly good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbFebgl_Vq8
 (Sherbs, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post is it just me
or does this still look like a (very impressive) tech demo? the worlds actually look very sparse and the mechanics of getting on and planets seems... I dunno, odd. Saying that it does have huge potential and one of the more interesting titles around at the moment
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god
last console i bought was an n64. I think I'm going to have to get a ps4 now.

edit: may contain content inappropriate for children???
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post inappropriate for children because of the scary dinosaurs
Yeah, i might get a ps4 at some point.
 (Sherbs, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post PS4 is a timed exclusive, It's coming out on PC too later.
Hopefully with Rift support.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post There you are, harping on about your wanking goggles again.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I NO RITE
The staff at his nursing home must be fucking sick of him, wittering on about Occulus Rift & the EU incessantly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post And beards.
And Devonshire Pasties.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You're all jealous because i'm living the future and it's great!
Get with the times you old farts!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably won't run on my wooden computer

(Sherbs, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This could finally be the reason I need to purchase a PS4.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, that is ground breaking
can't deny that
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the style, got a real Chris Foss feel.
Transition to planets seems odd, too quick and it looks like it sends to you the same place not anywhere on the planet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Watched a long demo of it on here the other day.
The demos have had everything "bunched" together and there'll be more space in the actual game.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post So Spaaaaaaaaaaaace instead of space?
Excellent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:18, Reply)
This is a link post How To Avoid Charity Workers I made this!
It’s nearly Christmas, so we were feeling charitable...
(OffkeySteve, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that
Watford High Street?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep sure is.

(Headsbollockskuntz, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone knows their local high streets..

(OffkeySteve, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Watford is rather hard to forget
It doesn't need charity collectors so much as a disaster fund.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you been to the New Watford Market yet?
Someone* likened it to Camden. It's absolutely nothing like Camden.

*Possibly Dorothy Thornhill
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the one
made out of shipping containers? (The market, not Thornhill, although she might be)
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. In the old Clements car park.
Truly awful.
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I have avoided it so far
but one day morbid curiosity will entrap me.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Set aside at least 4 minutes to see everything there
Truly sad that a charter town like Watford has a poxy sized little market made out of steel containers. A quick walk through neighbouring towns like St Albans and Hemel and the markets are outdoors and thriving. Thornhill will be the death of that town...
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The woman is a menance
I note she is going to stand as an MP but keep the mayor job in case she fails, and only give it up if she wins. Power crazy, that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Top marks for the Curly-Wurly move

(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah very chocolate bar inspired!

(OffkeySteve, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha that's ace
"Sorry, I'm on a debt management plan" has worked well for me over the years
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, will remember that for the follow up sketch..

(OffkeySteve, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Where was the "Glasgow Kiss"?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's going to feature in the er...Glaswegian version

(OffkeySteve, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking HATE those chugger cunts.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post nice :) click

(Leemondus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(OffkeySteve, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Well done
 (Sherbs, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for your donation

(OffkeySteve, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
those collectors would probably be arrested for chugging and doing a bucket collection at the same time.

Anyone who's spent far too much time studying the Police, Factories etc (Miscellaneous Provisions) Act 1916 would know that one is a charitable activity and the other commercial.

I'll shut up now.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post I stole some saucy films I made this!
...and did a shit video...I'm not very good, but I did it all myself using shit software on a shit computer (it seems that I like to say shit today).
It's probably SFW as the singing is in Cornish which makes this an educational video by my reckoning
(littleben hasn't anything funny to put here, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Littleben
Is your shit computer your mac that needed attention? I like the song and the video. Do I win five pounds?
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the shitty Mac
Just the shitty PC!
You know I want them fixed but you live too far away!
 (littleben hasn't anything funny to put here, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Round the corner! Soooooo far!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Very easy on the eye.
I have a serious question - the "wibbly" effect on the Betty Page clips? I see it a lot but is it a filter? Are you filming a TV screen with a mobile? Are you filming a mirrored reflection? I genuinely don't know and it's doing my nut in!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the Youtube wobble reducer...
...that gives it it's wobble.
It worked the opposite way it said it would, and I like that in most things!
 (littleben hasn't anything funny to put here, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, man..NOW I understand!! It IS a bit shit though, eh?!! Pffffffffffft!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:58, Reply)

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