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This is a link post Rubbish Lookalikes
Sean Bean
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post If you hire both Ricky Gervais
lookalikes, and do a magic eye squint so that their faces combine into one, then it looks exactly like him.

www.splitting-images.com/ricky_gervais.html
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Kevin Spacey Lookalike...Pfffft!
www.splitting-images.com/kevinspacey.html
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post When I wason tour with Bill Bailey, we met 'Ricky Gervais' and 'Sven Joran Ericksson' in a Birmingham hotel
uncanny, and yet you can't help thinking the bloke on the right wouldn't have the longest career


 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks nothing like Bill Bailey!

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post SHIT!!! no wonder I never got paid, damn.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post surely the guy on the left is Nick Griffin

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ricky Gervais?
is he having a stroke?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Of Bill's bum.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The outstanding Charlie Dimmock:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs bigger nipples

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Best I could manage:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I just choked a little on me dinner

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post what a fucking gunther!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone who doesn't really want to sell their house
Should enlarge this up and put it on the wall when potential buyers come round.
EDIT: In every room
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post She has ginger hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post lower your eyes a few pixels
My thumbs are smaller and less happy to see me.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post She still has ginger hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Your levels are too high.
When single my checklist was:
a) Pulse.
b) Axe wound present.
c) Condoms.
And that was it.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, that's actually fucking bleak.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Bleak?
No, don't know her.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You're fussy
a)
b)
c)
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post A real Don Juan
I see.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
n m
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post We had a quiz at the London Bash using shit lookalikes.
We're so on-topic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Did anyone get my Gake or Fay fact?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Richard?

(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I did!
but only 'cos it rang a bell from an old QOTW, and I thought no-one would be quite sad enough to lay that type of red herring.

*Trawls QOTW for something to post as 'Gake' next year.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey! You must have a good memory, because I forgot I'd posted that on QOTW.
Have an extra point!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post What about mine?

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't remember.
Probably.
HTH
x
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel like a legend.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Glaasius Cockius!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Looks nothing like him

 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw this on the news earlier and I don't remember him having a two-tone head either...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Evil is one bizarre mother fucker!
www.splitting-images.com/dr_evil.html

check it off!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post however Diana Ross is genuinely excellent!
www.splitting-images.com/diana_ross.html
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is the Sean Bean doing a Paula Radcliffe pose?
I am confuse
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:38, Reply)
This is a link post Tuba Player vs KKK march
Tuba player wins!

Filmed in glorious Tard-O-Vision, but you can't have it all.

GC says yee-hah!

EDIT: Sousaphone, not Tuba.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The perfect comedy instrument utilised it in the best way possible.
Top marks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a Sousaphone.

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger. So it is...

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Easy (yet annoying) way to remember:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTaupbVlRCI
Please don't have nightmares. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Most helpful.
Err, thank you?
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It is quite ironic lots of people defending the 'heritage' of the confederate flag
are turning out to be nazis and white supremacists. Anyway, an outstanding rendition of Flight of the Valkyrie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not even the right flag
It was a small part of the battle flag in the last months of the civil war.
When the confederacy could not even win a game of scrabble anymore.

Loser heritage me says.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Same with the Union Jack!

(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "The family tree has no branches"
Family stick, then, ITYF.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprised he didn't get a bullet in the sousaphone for his trouble.
And it would also appear that all the KKKs pillowcases were in the wash.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post my favourite comment to come out of all of this:
"the real confederate flag is a white flag"
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post haha they don't like it up 'em!
you almost feel sorry for the KKK with their missing chromosomes
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "when the family tree has no branches"
Genuine lols
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post Daytrippers - 1m animation
My good friend just made this. It's very simple and it makes me smile. Much like b3ta.

In Denis's words: Have you ever been amazed at the variety of life you see hiking in the mountains? Daytrippers was inspired by the weird and wonderful characters seen enjoying the outdoor landscapes of Scotland, the UK, and Europe.
The film is inspired by classic animation of the 50s and 60s, brought up-to-date with the techniques of modern 2D and 3D digital motion graphics.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen Dumb Ways to Die?
This is EXACTLY the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not really though is it?
I just watched it and it's nohing like it, apart from it's animated
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:23, Reply)
This is a link post we're eating less sausages
Whenever I go to a BBQ (once this year as Im in glasgow where its 12 degrees and cloudy and its late July what the ...I digress) you get folks who bring sausages and they're tasteless tubes of gristle and fat.

Sausages are like hippos. They can get tae fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop buying shit sausages or make your own

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had some cracking bangers of late
Local farm shop makes some beauties
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Sausages
Can be total shite, but if you buy decent ones they are lovely.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You are forgetting something important.
He's in Scotland.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.sausages.co.uk/
Crombies of Edinburgh love sausages so much that their URL is Sausages.co.uk.
They sell very good sausages.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you and your facts.
I'm trying to insult people here.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Get your sausages from a decent butcher.
Anyone who buys mystery bags like Richmond or supermarket own-brands at 12 for a fiver deserve fetid bags of pigs anuses, eyelids and fat. Gross.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post but..but..
I like Richmond
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the place, bell-end.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off.
Sausages are lully.

Even if you've got cheap ones, half cook them, slit them open and spread the cut insides with a mix of ketchup and chilli sauce, then press them down on a griddle to char and stuff in a roll. Nom nom nom.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Mustard or nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as my local butcher does absolutely superb sausages, nope; love 'em.
The pork and garlic ones are to die for.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post .
less fewer
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ zackly

(I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post * "and they're tastefewer tubes of gristle and fat."
fixed
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Gloucester Old Spot.
I think you'll find you're incorrect.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Get gluten free
They're way better than cheap ones, but not as good as a good butchers sausage. (I can't believe I just said that)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Pork and apple sausies, or beef and tomato ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post Creepshow 1982
30 minutes in for the tale starring Leslie Nielson + Danson
(Sherbs, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I can hold my breath
for a looooooooooong tttiiiimme!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember that fucking monkey thing one freaking me out many years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The Crate
That crate underneath the school stairs. That one stuck with me for while also.
 (Sherbs, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fluffy!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post A masterclass in over-acting by Steven King in the second tale

(Leemondus, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post He was great in that
He is a hillbilly in many ways though i suppose.
 (Sherbs, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:54, Reply)
This is a link post Little girl trick shots.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post All you have to do is shoot about 50 takes of each one.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like that was the plan.
Kept her busy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The channel has the 'outtakes' video, and yes, you are right.
She seems to enjoy it, no matter what.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
So you are mocking a bloke while he is down, how very big of you.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not mocking. I'm a little bit sad. The article is a good read I think.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post America really does take care of its own.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:21, Reply)
This is a link post Elvira - Mistress Of The Dark
"Just grab a tool boys and start bangin!"
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Boobies

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Jone's cock

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post =(

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I've come to the conclusion that the line:
"How's your head?"
"Haven't had any complaints so far."

Should be considered a fine example of the triple-entendre.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post Chainsaw

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, ace joke!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *questions self*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post If I had been the bloke getting 'pranked'...
...I'd have rammed that chainsaw right up the 'pranksters' arse. After having refitted the blade of course.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:17, Reply)
This is a link post Ahh the hours I wasted

(moistness, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Warning
This is a link to BBC Elite game
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Go to the Elite Dangerous website & David gave the original version of the game away for free.

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Well that didn't take long
Pluto fly-by was clearly faked...
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Pluto 'Truther' Movement?
How many likes on YT and Twitter do you need to be called a movement?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post How many wipes?

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Here are a few pertinent facts.
"How is it that NASA’s images of Pluto, supposedly taken from 9 million miles away, are of a poorer quality than those he took of Jupiter with his telescope from 484 million miles away?

1. The New Horizons cameras are optimised for a relatively close fly-by, not pics from 9 million miles away.

2. The light falling on Pluto is very dim, orders of magnitude dimmer than Jupiter.

3. Pluto is REALLY small, smaller even than Earth's Moon.

4. Jupiter is VERY big. Nearly 70 times the diameter of Pluto.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This is no time for reason. The lizard people love Burbank.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post and also New Horizons was launched on January 19, 2006. where camera quality was a lot lower than it is today!!!
but you'll always get the doubting idiots to poo poo someone's work.
religious nuts I'd say!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw an article about this last week.
It attracted a load of comments from nutters who seemed to be a mix of standard nasa conspiracy theorists and deranged flat earthers. Of course Poe's law applies so they could have all been taking the piss.

My "favourite" was someone who simultaneously asserted that space didn't really exist (flat earth) and even if it did then rockets didn't work there because there was no air to push against. I swear I lost 40 IQ points reading those comments.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a link post 60 Minutes: Spies, Lords & Predators
Australian investigation into UK VIP child abusers.

TL:DW
Former Tory home secretary Leon Brittan
ex-MI6 agent Peter Hayman
former Liberal MP Cyril Smith (Labour at time of the abuse according to cleggy)
Labour Lord Janner
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
but it's only 30 minutes 59 seconds?
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Adverts been removed

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just joshing.
still 20 mins of adverts kinda sucks.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post 60 Australian minutes comes to about 31 standard minutes

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Time moves faster over there because they're upside down.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
Coming soon to the BBC if the tories and Murdoch get their way.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post has jams hacked your account?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I am unaware of Jams having a monopoly on posting links to films exposing paedophilia in the UK establishment.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he did.
Certainly until it became apparent it wasn't just tory nonces.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard he refuses to eat at KFC
because they don't guarantee him a left wing.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting observation.
Do you have five minutes. We can talk about your relationship with your father, if you like?
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does their political leanings matter?
They're all just disgusting nonces.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's a bit like good AIDS and bad AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post When talking about nonces in the establishment that are being protected even today it helps to put them into context within the establishment.
They matter because some may assume being an establishment nonce is the preserve of "the bloody Tories"

Also matters because Lords Janner was publically defended by his friend and fellow Labour MP Keith Vaz who spoke up in parliament to have the 1991 investigation scrapped as he was “the victim of a cowardly and wicked attack”. The investigation has since been shown to have had enough evidence for a prosecution.

Also on Labour, at the time a lot of these abuses were supposed to be taking place Harriet Harman was an official at National Council for Civil Liberties (Now just Liberty) and campaigning on behalf of the Paedophile Information exchange.

And it matters about Smith that being a liberal because he was clearly being defended yet had little party power. What hold did he have over the establishment?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I still cannot fucking believe that
that vile evil cunt scum got off scott free for her paedophile advocacy. Had she been a tory the BBC, Guardian and Mirror would never have allowed that to happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe she didn't just give a "politician's apology" and shrug it off.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think political alignment is an issue.
More that they like fucking kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post When they're being protected because of their political status and have used their position of power to abuse kids.
It matters to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Posting this video is really showing intent.
HUGE statement from you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes by all means call them "MP" but their alignment matters not

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Matters to me when i'm being asked to vote for their political parties every 4 or so years.
Smiths party allegiance also mattered to clegg when more accusations were being slung about him before the election.

Clegg made sure to point out smith was a Labour M.P at the time of the abuse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
Do you think the thoughts and actions of an individual dictate those of all his or her associations? Jimmy Saville presented Top of the Pops. Does that mean everyone who presented it was a massive nonce? Should you have not watched it either, because you will be supporting the nonces and their cleverly crafted agenda. Watching it might even make you a nonce by association!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the actions of a party and how they protect those accused of serious crimes is very important.
TOTP?
Not just by Saville, but other presenters (throw a rock in 70's radio 1 pool of djs), performers and even crew have been implicated and last I looked investigations were still happening into that show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes TOTP is probably a bad analogy.
Still I don't think the actions of individuals are anything to do with their associations/workplaces etc etc...

These crimes should be pointed at individuals and those who protected them, disregarding their association. It's just a personal opinion, I wouldn't want to taint the many with the actions of the few.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok here's one for you.
Members of the catholic church has been accused of child abuse, senior members have been accused of covering it up.

There's also reports of abuse in the methodist and Church of England.

When reporting on this should the nature of the church be mentioned?
Or should it be redacted in order to not taint other believers of the same church?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it shouldn't be considered.
A VIP nonce abuses a position of power. That powerful position is relevant, although their beliefs or ideals are not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Shall we agree to disagree?
We're running out of horizontal screen space and I hate it when it starts stacking the words in a message.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Why can't /talk be this civilised =D
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post When I asked them, it turned out to be because my mum is a whining spastic.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post there was a big hoohah about
this program, but did it really tell us anything new?


and its was so lurid, the house of cards theme at the start, the re-enactments of kids in cars and the showing of photos . massively brass eye stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Most apart from the victim interviews is stuff i've heard about in the past.
But none was really mainstream until this program was made and is now doing the rounds on social media where it can't be affected by a d-notice.

Agree some of it's sensationalist but this has been going on for ages and the investigation is only just starting.
It's taken this long to find someone to chair the investigation that's not linked to a bloody suspect.
And if it takes a few programs like this to shame the authorities into action then so be it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It does seem to be quite a mainstream story.
It has been on the front page of newspapers, and jokes about mps being paedos now are pretty common in stand-up acts - people have heard about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs pitchfork*

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of them are dead
*passes spade*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:29, Reply)
This is a link post Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Chat bots arguing about geometry.
Gets my motor running something fierce.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post wow that beings back some memories
Edit: Second thought, no it doesn't I have no idea what that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1093503
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
I've laid awake at night worrying about how to do that, now I shall sleep well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Sleep tight, I'm watching you.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I just
get goatse'd?
 (80s child, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post Julie Burchill's latest article is one of her best.
Quality journalism right there ;)
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post They didn't need to photoshop the picture
She is turning into Christopher Hitchens.
www.theguardian.com/books/2014/nov/06/top-five-most-scathing-book-reviews

Compared with
https://ourmaninboston.wordpress.com/2013/01/17/whats-the-hitch/
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post her son died last week

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one colmcq2 , way to bring everybody down.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She sit on him?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ;(

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Not really sure what relevance your comment has.
The photo was from last year as per the text in the link, and there is no date on the Viz page.

You might just as well point out that Christopher Hitchens is dead as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Come *on* man
Spoilers tag please...
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post She is living proof that
being barely literate and below average intelligence is no barrier to a career in journalism.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post she is a friend of mine and I thinks she is pretty intelligent
but I am dim as fuck so what would i know!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooooh fook
*feels bad*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post She is living proof that
being barely literate and below average intelligence is no barrier to a career in journalism. absolutely anything... in fact it's usually an advantage.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck are you two talking about?
By anyone's standards, including those of the right wing press who regularly commission her, Julie Burchill is a brilliant writer and a first class journalist.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:04, Reply)
This is a link post Daniel Radcliffe singing Real Slim Shady
Complete with awkward girlfriend.
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No one actually cares.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You never got over the last Harry Potter ,did you ? :(

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck is that girl doing?
filming in portrait like that
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post the whole room needs
petrol bombinbg
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Who is doing what with who?

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nice of his stage mate to pet the invisible Llama like that.
Good job on shooing the crows away during the chorus too.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a link post Kittenz to the left of me. Kittenz to the the right

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Stuck in the middle with mew?

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post there next releas will be "its got to be purrfect"

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Mogz.
lolz.

(I like her hat)
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they're my favourite lesbo Viking metal band

(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is how all metal/goth music sounds to me, just one big joke.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:01, Reply)
This is a link post Farmer Bob's pocket skunk
he's getting big
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard they make good pets, but you have to get their glands seen to.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't we all.

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Not glans
glands
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ^every woman's guide to marriage.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
see Darwin's The De-scent of Man, and Selection in Relation to Sex (1871)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post They may take our glands but they will, Never, TAKE OUR..... oh I forget let me just ask the wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post She totally looks like she's about to eat it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post The good old days when we were always the good guys.
In this first battle we outnumbered the enemy, they didn't have guns but we didn't let it spoil things.

Just a preview I'm afraid but lots of old non PC stuff if that's your thing

Original site..
www.commandocomics.com
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember reading these and pretty sure the Nazis had guns.
Also these were published in the 60's where memories of 2 world wars were still strong, parts of london were still bomb sites and people were living under the threat of soviet nuclear annihilation.

Not a great environment for encouraging politically correct behaviour.

I wonder if they did a greek language version?
They'll sell like hot cakes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I found these too shocking as a wee 'un
I tried to censor as much as I could but they were still a bit.. off.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved those comics when I was a kid

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I had loads of these.

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:33, Reply)

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