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This is a link post The Poke Guide to the Labour leadership election I made this!
So, I've been making these, if you're interested...
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Sandalf?
I'll take that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I particularly liked that.

And disliked being unable to get my Gordon Brown / Eva Braun gag to work written down...
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok
but I still don't get it, is it a sandals/Gandalf portmanteau?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
It is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather good
You should run a satire based website with that sort of material.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post regisgtered?

(lockup69, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm waiting to see which horse 'I'm backing Ed' Jams is backing before I make my decision.
Then I'm putting money on everyone else.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I'll wait to see who Russell Brand backs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post REVOLUTION

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm loving how they appear to have gone left wing by mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely
Labour is ruined if they elect someone who says what they really believe and makes sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:00, Reply)
This is a link post Firework war in Greece

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And everyone thought they were going to waste those 9 billion euros

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They keep the cost down by making every rocket at home in some lethal DIY home-explosive bodging
that would have our Home Office in fits. None of your shop-bought 'retire to a safe distance' namby-pamby crap going off there.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:48, Reply)
This is a link post Realmac has released a Deep Dream processing app for OS X
Currently in Beta, free download, full version will cost $15
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ive missed something
whats the point of deep dream other than making really ugly images? is there a point or is that it?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Subliminal advertising

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post keep /board ticking over

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
board tic talk wan
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:34, Reply)
This is a link post The World’s Richest Companies That Don’t Actually Exist I made this!
An infographic about the most successful fictional companies from books, movies, computer games, comic books etc.
 (Eavesy, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post CHOAM resources equivalent to half the GDP of the UK.
I know they don't have computers, but that's an utterly piss poor showing for a galactic scale monopoly.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What about Weyland Industries (Weyland-Yutani)?

(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Where have you got your figures from?
And how do you relate the finances of corporations from universes which do not contain earth to earth finances. Clearly in such situations there is no possible exchange rate you can use.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of the data came from Forbes
www.forbes.com/sites/michaelnoer/2011/03/11/the-25-largest-fictional-companies/
 (Eavesy, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect these figures might be made up.
;P
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post What about Apple Retail UK Ltd?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Non-taxpaying <> fictional

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post where's "The Business"?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post No Buy-n-Large?
General Products deserved a mention too.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Yoyodyne.
*famous* Yoyodyne
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post No Weylan-Yutani?
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprised not to see "The Circle"
Dave Eggers' take on an all pervasive company (apple /google)
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Or... The Business
Iain Banks' confection, which I so wished he would have developed further.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 22:03, Reply)
This is a link post Sandra Bland was arrested by a Texas state trooper for resisting arrest, she died 3 days later in police custody.
The Texas Department of Public Safety releases dash cam footage on YouTube to justify the arrest.

Someone has noticed it *may* have been edited.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Seamless

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I can edit more convincingly than this
And I use MS Movie Maker
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post internet smart arses.
it's just a glitch for goodness sake.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Damn you youtube!
Youtube auto play took me from that godawful song on the popular page to this... abomination.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Boo! The preview pic teased me!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post If it helps,
they start fondling cocks at about 22 seconds...
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Plus glimpse of pussy at about1:06
Unshaven natürlich, since they're German.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *wouldn't*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You're welcome!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
*points*.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post that was cheerful

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post MIDDLE!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like she's gargling that song!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is helping my German

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 23:03, Reply)
This is a link post colour blind guy sees colours with special glasses for first time
Sorry if GC. Also contains a stupid ukulele & xylophone for first 30 seconds. Nevertheless, his reaction reminds me how easy it is for us take for granted. More importantly when is the PS5 coming out?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried the EnChroma colourblind test
Apparently they don't cater for my strain of colourblindness...

...drone strike's too good for them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Use a purple one, they'll never see it coming

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post They say they only work for partial or mild colour blindness.
I'm guessing that if you don't see, for example, red clearly, they just manufacture them to dim out all other colours to bring the intensity down to match how well you see red. Then your brain adjusts to the dim view as if you were wearing ordinary dark sunglasses.

(Though I know colour vision and colour blindness is way more complicated, and not even actually RGB like a telly. And there are even some women that can see four distinct primary colours, so you could design a colour blindness test that 99% of women and 100% of men will fail, but only if you have your own chemical lab to manufacture the necessary inks).
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm chemical lab

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18kqcczy6MQ
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:25, Reply)
This is a link post No

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post cringe!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Barely controlled smirk from that sky news bloke.
Also no.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
More evidence that us Brits are turning in to stupid yanks.
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't fuck her with yours D:
Deluded racist harridan.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The super secret site is ahead of /links
again
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post By three days, I do believe.

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the other #ladz
in his smart casual office will think he's a #bantz #legend when he returns from lunch.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post #fuckingbellend

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously?
"Ballistic blanket" is the best they could come up with? I'd have gone with shrapnel shroud myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Carnage cover?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Destruction duvet?
[EDIT]
Most flaccid chevron ever!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Weaponized wanksock?

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Munition Mattress?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post flameball flannel

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Taliban Towel?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 'splosion screen?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Combustion Cloth?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Al-Qaeda quilt?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer
Kaboom KwiltTM
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah, the best toilet paper for explosive diarrhoea

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Available in 27-ply for vindaloose or 99-ply for phall

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Flash hanky

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Flash Holocaust
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post the holy sheet

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post See, protection against pointy chevrons too

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Detonation Doilie

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
But what's it for?
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post For protection whist playing human centipede in a warzone

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post Having a bad day??
Simply click the link....
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fucking hell....... thats bad.
*voms*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You bastard.
Does anyone know the best way to clean vomit off a keyboard?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Destroy it.
Keyboards should not be vomiting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post How many generations of beautiful women do they have to marry before they breed those ugly genes out?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know,
How many generations of beautiful women do they have to marry before they breed those ugly genes out?
*waits for punchline*
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post To get to the other side.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the pooper?!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure i get this cultural reference.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post you will

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Sinister.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post mwa hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post And then Trigger pulled a face

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post :-/

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:37, Reply)
This is a link post Hah.


From fb, but GC says "No! Jimmy, no!"
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 22 Jul 2015, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The one on the slide looks like it might be his.
On a Savile note, the Richard Herring podcast with Louis Theroux is really good:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DnUUkvGoGs
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He had a lot of kids, i don't think he had any of his own though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great, thanks

(felixcoen, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post There's more...

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:38, Reply)
This is a link post Day & Night
Someone mentioned it in the comments below, it's really good :)
(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :-})

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post STALKER!

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's lovely.
Almost as good as Day & Night by Billie Piper.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post that's ace

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post Amazon Announces Prime Day 2.
It took me a little longer than i care to admit to realise that this is a joke :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Took me a while to realise it was a joke
because there weren't any jokes in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post The radio control olympics
I'm sure its good if you like RC cars and boats.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What an enigmatic bunch of people, never a dull moment there.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post What a nauseating advert

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
What a bunch of americans!
I cannot find a harsher put down.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats all thats needed to be said

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Annoying set of fucking spazwands.

(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post Charlie Brown face hugger
and more delightful offerings
 (lurkylurklurk swings more, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen Weapon Brown?
www.whatisdeepfried.com/weaponbrown/
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:21, Reply)
This is a link post Is it trailer day?- Bond

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks ok for a Bond Film
I think Craig's done a good job of making the role his.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously?
He's like an angry accountant.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'ld prefer that any day over the smarmy playboy act of the earlier films.
But everyone's got their preferences.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He's utter shit
This current set are the worst bond movies by miles.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from all the other ones.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Jones The Bond

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post So, those will be all the best bits then.
At least it doesn't appear to be the faux navel-gazing, inner angst, mewling, cloying soul-searching and saccharine-sweet sentimentality of M getting bumped off in Skyfall. Having said that, isn't the spoiler that Spectre is Bond's long lost brother, so he's got all that to deal with?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Its a shame that
Daniel Craig can't bring the brute roughness and believability to the role that Roger Moore did [raises eyebrow]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah
RM irritates the tits off me as Bond.. too damn smarmy smug
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post BOND FILMS, YEAH?
I'll wait for the forthcoming blockbuster about Emojis, I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the whistling thing isn't it Tabs?
You just have to let it go and move on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about.
/did not click vid
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry I thought your general aversion to Bond films was because of his theory about whistling.
"Now it may only be a myth, and it is certainly not medical science, but there is a popular theory that a man who cannot whistle has homosexual tendencies... (M hadn't whistled since he was a boy. Unconsciously his mouth pursed and a clear note was emitted.)"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I see. Thats sum kwalitee righting rite their.
No wonder the films are so uniformly dire.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They can't all be Dan Brown.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post or "Fifty Shades....", don't forget them.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It should have been Jason Statham

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 15:34, Reply)
This is a link post The Good Dinosaur trailer.
Looks a but meh to me, will probably end up seeing it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that looks like it could be a lot of fun

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm used to not really being taken by their trailers and then actually loving the film.
I'm sure this will be no different.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post the trailers are usually aimed at the average cinema goer who just want spectacle, friendship, peril, laughs
seems to tick those boxes
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post True, they're certainly laying the cute on thick with the dinosaur.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Looking forward to this
But there are a few worries: the mix of photo real backdrops and cartoony characters is a bit strange and the massive delay in the release of the film and letting go of one of the directors (who did Up!) due to issues with the final act… although Pixar often do that… saying all that, I'm in.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It is a little jarring, the dinosaur is amazingly cartoony, always love seeing pixar stuff though as you inevitably go "Wow!!!" when you see how amazing things look.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, and often their shorts are great too
Partly Cloudy (the director of which is doing The Good Dinosaur) and The Blue Umbrella are fantastic, but I think my most recent fave was the Teddy Newton short Day and Night. That is properly good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I love their shorts, it's one of the things that makes going to see their films that much better.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the semi real and cartoony works surprisingly well

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I guess it focusses you
on the characters. Quite a lot of the classic Disney animations have a similar contrast, like Bambi. In Pixar we trust.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 10:12, Reply)
This is a link post An Oldie but a Goodie!
They don't write songs like this anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful. A song of beauty.

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 9:00, Reply)
This is a link post My jambo jet flies cheerfully

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 5:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
wtf, that escalated quickly
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 6:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Aahahaha!
Oh dear christ that was weird/great/norty/evils!
*pleasured moans*
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 22 Jul 2015, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus wept!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I never.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That's my dose of WTF for the day.

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