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This is a link post Anti cat warfare and tactics
... A silenced 22LR and a big hole is not legal in Belgium, FAAAK!
So i'm looking at alternative ways of keeping the cat shit off the lawn...

And glass bottles don't work.

If I had a Irish Wolfhound making big dumps in neighbours gardens, this would be considered inappropriate,
But somehow it's OK for cats to shit in my kid's play area.

Are cats the equivalent to white Americans?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post try cucumbers

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Which lubricant?
Olive oil seems appropriate, but wasteful.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post oh I didn't mean self-administration to angry the blood.
Just have a few strewn around the garden in unexpected spots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I though you meant inserted in the tabby
Skewered in a most vegan way.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a well documented fact that cats are terrified of cucumbers in unexpected places.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTzhAJTXOJA
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWNjHcGEtyk
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Anti snake reflex?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post My old neighbour
Used to catch them and put a little bit of lead behind their right ear. They never came in his garden again after that.
 (slimey slug, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 9mm?
Or 45 APC?

Thinking of getting a paintball gun... But that could still get me in trouble...

"I was target shooting and the stoopid taaby walked in between the target and the gun."
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post cats
You are a cunt
 (pallet, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't read the article, but it is legal to kill feral cats in the UK
Trick is to prove they are genuinely feral. You certainly need to take the collar off, and cut out the identity chip from below the skin between the shoulder blades before you dump/bury the carcase.

Vile fuckers every last one of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound delightful/most certainly not psychopathic.
Mind, you're right about magpies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of a movie...
The Bourne Identity ?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post cats
You sir are a cunt.
 (pallet, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly the only way to keep cats of your garden...
...especially once it's a territorial toilet. Is to get a cat.

I used to use all sorts of stuff. Best was motion sensitive sprays, either battery can or hose pipe attachments.

Now I live in a house with a big enough garden that the foxes, rats, deer, badgers and dragons keep the cats away. (actually the magpies are pretty good too)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Magpies? There's another set of bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Belgium is allready infested
Adding one more is not helping solve anything.
And I want birds in my garden, not their predator.

I don't mind cats as individuals, but I loathe them as a group.
Like Americans or Frenchies.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't have kids
you could try a small sand/gravel pit, cats prefer to shit and cover it over so they might concentrate their shit there.

Some DIY stores sell cat repellant, not sure if it works.

We have 2 cats and a dog and still get cats from the neighbourhood sitting in our garden.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Humpf
If I was a German pensionner, I could simply have a Panther.
And flatten the fuckers.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Get a lion.
They'll soon fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Or the poo of a lion works apparently
so called 'zoo-do'
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post who do?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jul 2015, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post you do.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post DO WHAT

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jul 2015, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Remind me of the babe

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 16:43, Reply)
This is a link post Coffee or Tea - Lisa Gail Allred (2012)
THE OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The follow up video...

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Can she do a cover version of 'Friday?'

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is she wearing a big mute button?
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post she walks like someone that has just shat themselves

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:53 - 1:05 apt lyrics

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It must be her first time shitting herself,
after a few times you get used to it and it doesn't affect your walk. I'm told.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 10:24, Reply)
This is a link post Gangsta.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds feckin' awful.
Just a mass of distortion.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, i love deeeeeep bass, when you go to a club and you actually vibrate, it's amazing.
In a car? Waste of time, i don't see the point, there's no clarity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post When your vision blurs because your eyeballs are being distorted by the pressure waves
That's the sweet-spot :)
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep :D
I was in a warehouse a couple of weeks ago and my whole body was vibrating, it was amazing, when we got there i just stood there for 5 minutes taking it in, felt amazing :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
a ho
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post a ho?
I whos in ho whorehouse ho couple of weeks hogo hond my whole body whos vibrhoting, it whos homhozing, when we got there i just stood there for 5 minutes thoking it in, felt homhozing :D

Oh, I get it.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm always concerned that my heart would have stopped,
but has continued to beat only because the bass has acted as a sort of pacemaker. Is it safe to leave the rave, or do I now have to convince the dj to continue for ever, playing whatever my metabolism requires?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!!!!
Shit, come on, i'll help you get your coat...

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the parkinsons heals up,

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Thahahahankk k k yououururur uuuu.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the microphone on the camera
duh.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post SUV designed to play the brown note.

(m.auron, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:13, Reply)
This is a link post Best Fails Of The Year
Some are great.
Some are not.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
So this is Twisted Nederlands vid a week later with 10% new clips as usual?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was having problems with copyrights or something.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
I guess he doesnt have enough sponsors like these cunts or not yankee enough.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post These guys actually do seek rights for videos
they approached my friend for one of his videos, and he didn't notice they contacted him, and fair enough - they didn't just use the video anyways. As a result I don't really have a problem with them. They seem to ask before they profit from your misery.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 5:54 made me horny but then 6:06 made me very angry so I stopped watching.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 17.00 Tabs?

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post 13:37 - Ironically - could have been SO much worse

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 23:15, Reply)
This is a link post Kanye
Being a dick.

Obviously the description is GC.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:49, Reply)
This is a link post Boobie Jump in Slow mo. SFW
Ronseal. Would like to meat.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Lh4QYbmy4&
(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!!!!
This needs loads of clicks!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
its pretty silly but I was laughing for an age
 (I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 10/10 would bang...
with a shovel.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post My best/worst charity shop purchase ever I made this!
How can you not love a glass sauce jar that urges you to commit murder? (Penalties for murder vary according to where you live)



And if you're looking for cheap calefaction thrills, then I suggest you look elsewhere.



I give you an introduction to the Lilac JA500 Glass Sauce Pot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:18, Reply)
This is a link post Funny-looking duck

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
waterfowl wtfowl
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I want one.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily, translation on You Tube cleared up my initial 'WTF??'
Apparently "Owl float Innovation Pukan Jukin Media Verified"
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:58, Reply)
This is a link post Kanye
I been doing this more than you.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post NPD.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post npd blue

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post OUTRAGE AT ROAD COCKS
Yes. Road cocks!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Graham Wood fucking loves road cocks, can't get enough of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post He's all over those road cocks like a tramp on chips.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He's looking round like "Who the fuck brought some mayonnaise to this party?".
Slutty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Tramps Truffles

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Mega road cockage!!

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Dom's a mega road cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post "The paint caused a reaction with the existing markings"
This bothers me. How can it be an explanation for these shapes appearing?? Did they paint over the old markings with tar-coloured paint? Were the existing markings cock shaped? I just don't get it.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post Petition: Make the production, sale and use of cannabis legal.
Got nearly 160,000 signatures.

Come on already and make it legal, i'm at most couple of decades away from the arthritis years.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, is this how the law works now?
Spoiler: it isn't
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The old classic online petition.
Are there any that have actually had any impact?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Well at 100,000 they pretty much have to discuss it in parliament.
And with America falling over itself to legalise it there's a hope.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post They've been discussing it for yonks though.
Whilst I do believe some form of legalisation will be in place at some point, I doubt the ability of online petitions to do anything in regards to changing law. In fact I doubt their ability to do anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post There's some stuff coming up in the UN that's been brought forward a year or two on it.
The US and other Americas have pretty much forced their hand.

Just hoping for some common sense here, not expecting it to happen tomorrow though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope so because it's fucking stupid to criminalise it, IMO.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ahh the good ole USA, making it so that you have to be a millionare to even apply for the license to own a shop selling the stuff.
Keeping all the money raised from weed firmly in the 1%'s pocket.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Law only works with the consent of the populace.
Once a critical mass of people decide a law should not be followed it stops working.

A petition is just a visual indicator on how close to that point we are.

Also
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/24/durham-decriminalised-cannabis-california-colorado-legalisation
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You know the most popular subject for these petitions? Bringing back the death penalty.
How's that gone, sweetcheeks?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post One thing does not equate to the other.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the theory
is that loads of people smoke cannabis without causing trouble therefore criminalising cannabis use is counterproductive and pointless.

For the "bring back the death penalty" petitions to have the same weight you would need a significant population of otherwise productive members of society who spent their weekends forming lynch mobs and reducing the suspected burglar population.

I'm not saying asking for the return of hanging won't work but you have to put in the ground work first.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously
your experience with regular cannabis users differs from mine, which is fair enough. I'm afraid to say the ones I employed (usually very briefly) were totally stereotypical. When they turned up for work, that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't say that was my theory.
Wanna join my lynch mob?
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I know both kinds.
Hard working clever people who enjoy a reefer. And then there's my mate "Shaun".....
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I admit my
experience is wide open to question, as for all I know half my town are pot users but don't show it. But I don't like the 'harmless' argument, as I think we probably know some one who it has harmed very much indeed, and sometimes their families.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post In my experience a lot of people of all backgrounds and skills are users.
Those who don't have a problem seem less inclined to share their habit with others, maybe due to the stigma attached with use.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
it does impare skills. That is kind of the point of it as I understand, so I think the stigma is justified. I don't care if my local pub DJ smokes it, but the pilot of a 747 is a different matter, if I wanted to fly on it.
Or if I was on trial for a murder I didn't commit, and my defence counsel and the Judge both enjoyed an 'out of hours' recreational spliff, as did half the Jury. I'd prefer they didn't, to be honest. As I think would most people. And if most people agree, it isn't stigma.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They couldn't have an after hours spliff but could legally drink themselves into oblivion with gin?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd prefer they did neither, wouldn't you? Just because one is legal and one isn't, what does that have to do with my scenario?
I wouldn't want a drunk or a pot head as my defence lawyer. Does the fact that it is legal to be a drunk therefore make being a pot head ok too?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post No but just as it's possible to drink without being a drunk it's possible to enjoy cannabis and not be a pot head.
That was my experience anyway.

It'll be nice to have the choice without fear of arrest and the problems a criminal record can cause.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, you've hit upon something
I find interesting about the whole debate. Drug users from all walks of life claim it is recreational, just a bit of fun, and yet risk this legal threat that could ruin careers and families from a prosecution. Apparently, this 'bit of relaxation' is worth the risk of a jail term. I don't buy that.
Driving at 100 mph on my local street would be great fun, and I reckon I, and my car, could handle it. But I can't do it. It is illegal. So I don't.
The fact so many people are willing to break the drugs laws on something they could 'take or leave, it's just fun' suggests it is more than that. It is a dependency masking real issues that they ought to address.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you can equate doing 100 in a 30 zone with sitting at home with a joint.
If you were in the car with a joint that would be something, but there are already laws about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Both are breaking the law
Why would you feel justified to do one but not the other? Both are fun. Both are potentionaly life changing to you and others around you.
My only guess is that one is a need, the other a thrill.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Why? Easy.
Because one has the potential to directly harm others and the other doesn't.

Life changing? Try life ending.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you been with a mother
too stoned to look after her children? I call that direct harm.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Smoking during work is a big no.
Same as drinking or taking any substance. What people do in their own time should be up to them really. I don't see it as an issue
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Then with all due respect
you haven't met the people I sometimes have. I have never caught anyone smoking or drinking at work. But I've had to let them go because of the state they are in the day after. Their own time impacted on mine. I sound a horrid boss but I'm cuddly really.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Like I said, I have seen both sides and is generally not black and white
if someone is incapable of doing job whatever the reason then it needs dealt with, for sho
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes you sound like an awful boss.
Purely for that shambolic statement.
 (numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Shambolic how?
I let people go because they turned up for work unable to do their job. I don't see that as unfair.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Did they tick the box on the application form saying "Yes, I smoke the reefer." ??
If not, how do you know that the guys who you haven't fired don't smoke it?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post As I have said
my argument isn't watertight. But I have always made it my business to get to know my colleagues and employees as well as possible and comfortable. There might be many, for whom doing it does not affect their work. I'm simply saying there are plenty I has come across where it does.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound well creepy.

(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps I am
So don't send me your CV.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Like, whatever man.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:09, Reply)
This is a link post Attention cloud fans.
Have some time lapse.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Alsace

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody nephophiles and their arpeggio music

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post His wife the enabler
Good video though.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post Top Taff Tune

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I beg to differ.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I also bet to differ
But to whom?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Punk is like, soooo, 1970's

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 19:01, Reply)
This is a link post Fireman saves kitten
Warning, contains "inspirational" music.
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It died soon after.
*takes a bow*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
died failed to find a new owner and was put down
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Posted to Youtube in 2013
27 million views
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly less than your mum's xtube channel.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I only have so many hours in a day
to watch my mother and that group of mongaloid amputees. It's about time the rest of you started helping out
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you call me a mongaloid!

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
Also posted here in 2013 according to the GC-o-matic. I thought there was no harm posting it again two years later.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
the cat died later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post FaC

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst this was filmed 14 people died in a fire one block away

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
apparently those people didn't like cats, so it's okay.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Does anyone know what happened to the cat later?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The fireman smashed its head in with a brick.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect it was displayed on b3ta twice

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post At least the fireman tried
He's more of a hero than any of us. ... ... Apart from Spider-Man over there in the corner [waves at Spider-Man]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post candles to you

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Relevant candles...

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Candle Tastic xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post my twitter account has been hacked
by this cunt who looks like a fucking terrorist. How do I get it back?

edit

he's not that smart. He (or she) has been removing photos with me in them, but not all of them.

edit 2

*sigh* there's nothing I can do. I have @myfoodeeblog though! Yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Has anything interesting ever happened in relation to twitter?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post no

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
A dog vomited on my friend as he was tweeting once.

That's about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
This comment from Dawn Of The Bread has been withheld in response to a report from the copyright holder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post On the plus side,
now you can dissociate yourself from your history of embarrassing inanity, and have more time to spend being less shit.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
But we all loved the pictures he took of the food he was about to eat :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this (but more politely put)
You know when you're talking to someone & you can see they're clearly not taking any notice of what you're saying, rather thinking about what they going to say next?
Thats twitter, isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I realise this comes across as a bit personally offensive...
...I was really having a dig at twitter generally, not colmcq2.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe ask Katie Hopkins or Burger King
support.twitter.com/articles/185703-my-account-is-compromised-hacked-and-i-can-t-log-in
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
https://twitter.com/nhnhna0051/status/625648151886737412

edit: it said something about activating @tweet_delete
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm blocked
so i cant see anything
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Log out, and I assume you'll be able to see blocked accounts.
It's just like ignore 2.0 that everyone loves here.

Also : if you share that password on anything else (abc123 ?), then change it, especially if you also share a username.

Probably change your email password too, just in case that's how they got in.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear that looks annoying
No idea how to sort it sorry. If you;re still wanting to get shot of your facebook page i'll take it off your hands.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Firstly update all of your passwords on email etc.
Then ask for a password reset on twitter to the original email address you supplied when you signed up.

Reset password.

You are now back in charge of the account.

Now if you've lost control of the email account too, you're fecked.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post they changed that
whats happened is theyve changed all the settings and @colmcq user name, which now doesnt exist. But they're keeping all the photos, tweets etc but as I type this I can see they are going through and systematically deleting everything.

And i'm losing followers too, so god knows what he's sending them to make them do that

edit - he's now deleted all tweets back to December. I can see it happen in real time. Pointless.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Try going through these steps
https://support.twitter.com/forms
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a modern performance art piece.
Embrace it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't he be hanging naked from a tree then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post If you rotate that arabic looking script by 180 degrees,
it looks like it spells "ninp in imp". Which is of course an anagram of "Pimpin' Inn".

All you need do is find a public house with a knocking shop above it, look for a swarthy looking gentleman at the bar and mug him for his phone. Easy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ALRIGHT TED ROGERS

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've bin better

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Doing a image search on the profile page flags up a few other twitter accounts 2 of which are closed down.
Change all your passwords and inform Twitter that your account has been hacked by nutters.

I'ld also ditch any email address that was linked with this account because it's probably on a watch list or 2 now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, changing that

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post They're posting now and they're all about 8 years old.
Who the hell have you been hacked by?
The pre-school peoples front of Judea?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post bizarre
like I'm locked out my house
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Locked out of your house,
And looking in the windows to see a bunch of 8 year old child soldiers partying, waving black banners, and executing your cats.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly like this

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Pre-school Peoples Front of Judea? Fuck off.
We're the Judean Peoples Front for Pre-schoolers.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Anonymous (ie one random person on the internet) claims
it's an ISIS recruitment thing:
pastebin.com/9247SwPg

Imagine if ISIS brought down Twitter... the papers would have nowhere to get their stories from.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "Veteran return" is a much better name...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:02, Reply)
This is a link post Patti Smith.
A load of us were jumping about to this on Saturday night in a bar, such a great track :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post did you all go and piss in a river afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post No, a friend did almost fall in a canal though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post fun times

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post #heavybanter

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a link post You can rent the house from Ex-Machina
Well, that's the holiday sorted. Just need to sort some sexy robots.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post wow that's quite a place

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pah. You can BUY the Meldrew's house from One Foot In The Grave
www.rightmove.co.uk/news/articles/celebrity-homes/victor-meldrew-house

(ignoring the fact that all the interiors were filmed at in studio at TV Centre, but hey if estate agents aren't allowed to lie, what are they good for?)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe it.

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe it.
Edit: Bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wonder if it still has the same phone number...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't get this reference, sorry :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Darrowby 85?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 4921?

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 4291?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "I don't believe you"
I watched the Hearts of Darkness episode the other day.

It's known for being pretty dark in terms of covering the abuse of the elderly in a care home, but I'd forgotten that it ends with Victor potentially crucifying four people as revenge (he turns them into scarecrows and leaves them in a field).

It's like a Death Wish movie.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post In a week of Sousaphone japes...
Jeremy Cunt Hunt gets trolled by one.
(Spin Its a thing., Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post well that showed him

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 27 Jul 2015, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post too much laughing

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:42, Reply)
This is a link post Liberté, égalité, fraternité, Saudi.
Looking forward to to tasty French protests.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play to the French tbh...
I expect the authorities there have actually acted in an illegal fashion, and I hope someone mounts a legal challenge in time to make the Saudis fuck off.
If they want to holiday, they can do it at home in their slave-constructed dwellings, or they can obey they same laws as everyone else.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Crap article
Doesn't make it clear what the actual basis for a legal challenge is. Is it a private beach? If it is a private beach, I imagine the owners can do whatever the fuck they want with it, pretty much.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The article uses the term "public beach".

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't own it
They do, however, fund backwards looking religious fanatics, support torture, capital punishment and a whole litanty of human rights abuses.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Here is a better one
.
uk.reuters.com/article/2015/07/25/uk-france-saudi-holidays-idUKKCN0PZ0BB20150725
.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, the additional line about Rita Hayworth getting hitched there in the 40's and France sucking up to the Gulf states makes it much better.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That cleared it right up for me.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh? pretty bloody clear that it's a public beach.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoy a good French protest.
But do all their union leaders own tyre factories or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:34, Reply)

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