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42% of Mirror readers currently think that's real
Chilling
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:37,
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Meets girl on Monday, takes for a drink on Tuesday, makes love Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then on Sunday...
Chilling
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Ping Telnet and the FTPs, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 18:19,
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It kind of looks as though it could be a cement mixer.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:54,
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Yeah go and spoil it
But they checked so it must be a real cement mixer ghost
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:47,
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Inside a new build?
No chance. Must be a spectre..
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Nuisance Value, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 18:27,
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Footy scores prediction game
Morning folks.
Anyone fancy joining a Superbru league for the upcoming footy season (Premiership)? Done a few b3ta fantasy leagues in previous years but not seen a link to one this year. Is there one out there?
If you’ve not heard of Superbru before, it’s just a results production game. You say what you think the score will be, and your points are decided on how close you get. It’s free, and there’s an app for it so you can do your predictions when you’re out and about.
#footybantz #LADcunts
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:52,
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I'll do it
I join the normal one every year and then forget I'm doing it and don't log in for 90% of the season.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:08,
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I am exactly the same with these leagues, I play for about 5-6 weeks then forget about them. Last year I did ok with the team that had not had a sub since week 5.
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:29,
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It really helps that this one has an app.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:05,
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That makes it more interesting I must say...
Looking at the site now and there is something very wrong going on with the fonts on that site.
Ok I have signed up - looks like less work than a normal fantasy league so I will give it a whirl.
Username is Snowy
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:12,
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Excellent work.
There'll be some non-b3tans on here, i'd imagine, in order to get a decent number of participants.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:25,
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roam designated play areas, searching for children to play with
edit: Yes I know its a BBC link
Be afraid, be very afraide. Just when you thought it was safe to go in to the playground, they release robopeado, to pray on and play with YOUR child!
Goverment scientists are release into the wild a new bread of peado, this robotic peado or "ropeado" has been specialy developed to fill the void left after the great yewtree devestation left our native peados almost extinct in the wild, apart from a few peados kept in captivity there is now thought to be less than 20 single peados at large in the whole country.
A trial breeding program was started in the mid 'teens to try and iject some new peado stock into the wild but alas due to there dificult and misunderstood mating, there has been no reproduction of wild born or captive born born peados for almost 14 years.
Scientists are comcernd that a whole tranche of celebrities and sporting personalitys will wither and die with out the glare of publicity that a high profile campaign can give them, Scientist and experts are also worried that the current lack of peados will mean that generations of children will now, not be able to claim historical abuse and there fore lawyers and solictiors will see there income stream drop dramaticly in the coming years.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:52,
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Virtual Rubber Chicken.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 16:33,
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A TV schedule from the future
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:03,
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It's a sort of cut price tvgohome.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:07,
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was that the one
with Mick Hucknall's pancakes? That's the only thing I remember.
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:57,
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Yup
http://www.tvgohome.com/020499.html
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:48,
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Bit optimistic thinking there will be a BBC in 2021.
The fucking tory cunts and Murdoch will have ripped it apart by then.
The mindless cunts who are now moaning "well I dont watch *insert random programme here* so why should I pay this TV tax?" or my current fav - "the BBC are putting single mothers in jail for not paying their TV tax" will be slowly waking up to the fact that SKY and ITV are total horseshit and they are now paying paying 5 times the price for 24-7 3rd rate yank shows and paying for the adverts every 10 mins.
Trust me I have lived in other countries - cherish the BBC and FIGHT to keep it!
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:21,
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I rather think that this is the point that the image is seeking to make, no?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:28,
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Yes but I just wanted to go on a bit of a rant! left the milk out overnight and its gone sour!! have to goto the shops to make a cuppa ;()
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:53,
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And you couldn't enjoy it black, just for this morning??
^racist tea-maker
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:13,
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It is the first step to being controlled by this left wing agenda from the BBC!
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:31,
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"9:10 - Treasure Island"
"A new adaptation of the classic novel using finger painting. Narrated by Nick Robinson"
Excellent
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:28,
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Thanks for the memory
July, 1989
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:59,
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suprise christopher biggins
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:43,
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I'll just put this in your head
and leave it to rattle around all day.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:35,
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GAAARRRGGGHH!
How could you?!!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:41,
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Bwahahahahaha!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:25,
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Some unexpected aditional lyrics on the female vocal there.
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sithemong, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:14,
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Hahah love it!
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:34,
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Needs...
more "Cocktail Bar"
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McBollocks stop being so fucking pretentious., Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:48,
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Very funny, can't work out how it's done
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 18:32,
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Fancy a pint?
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:32,
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that is a thing of beauty
I think I can see the pub next door on that map, yay!
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:09,
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Watch Alice Bleed
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Brought to you by IS TV
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Varmint, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:36,
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You are Lee Hardcastle AICMFP!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:20,
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has gore like his
but this animation is really good. has great weight and timing.
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n-n-n-n-nineteen
are we still doing that joke?
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:05,
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great stuff
rather like a night out at HOG in brum,
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 23:37,
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oh, I thought it said "breed"
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 4:31,
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This is brilliant
"They believe he’s either a golf hater or a guy with fetish or mental problems"
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:00,
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I should hand myself in now
Game over man.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:06,
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That just about covers it
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:19,
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Scrollin"
That's how I don't GC in one.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:00,
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Bugger
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:07,
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We know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman,’ he explained. HaHa
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:14,
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Never worked where I do
Totally sexist. Woman are more than capable of doing huge dumps but still look pretty.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:59,
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Massive logs that are not mine
Is one of the surprises of living with a woman.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:05,
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HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 2:38,
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I think he meant if they were actually *born* female.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:57,
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She did also plop out a kid
So I guess she is.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 20:29,
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BBC Reporter just swore on live TV
(was installing windows update so bit of a delay uploading)
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SiX and his hat, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:15,
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BBC LOLZ
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Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:24,
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PAEDO!!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:31,
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Ha!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:48,
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The badge says Sky. SkyLols
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:50,
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I am a twat
Didnt bother looking at the channel
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SiX and his hat, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:53,
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They have stolen Sky News' graphics too.
This is what happens when the licence fee is frozen.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:51,
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Hi Dom!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:52,
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Love the new video

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Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:15,
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Did this really happen?
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:50,
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Hi Dom!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:40,
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Hi Dom!
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 0:27,
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get rid of her hair and she looks like the dude in Aphex Twin's "Rubber Johnny" video
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:21,
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Buddy Emmons passes away, aged 78
Roll on Buddy
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:58,
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Crazy guy!
Also a crazy instrument, think someone linked this a while back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrbSL92Kz1Y
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:04,
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That's a great link
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:09,
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I thought it was all done with the slide, never gave "pedal" any thought at all.
That was really interesting. Cheers.
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Varmint, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:16,
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It's the knee levers that truly complicate matters
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:51,
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Cherry on the cake, the knee clappers.
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Varmint, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:29,
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don't forget the raising eyebrow phaser
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 21:34,
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Wow.
I thought is was all done with magnets. Shitty magnets.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:45,
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MAZIN'
Worth cutting'n'pasting the link into the address bar for.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:07,
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Norwegians. Funny types.
Another wtf headline.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:54,
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What a brilliant idea!
I hate golf.
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Varmint, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:02,
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worse than a bogie i suppose!!!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:11,
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A "one in hole"
On a three course meal.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:59,
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Smug londoner explains why white smug ex-londoners are complete twats
The guardian has gone full click bait #whitepplrannoying
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:29,
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I read that yesterday. Chippy self conscious bint was my reaction.
Also that hashtag would be considered racist if the word 'white' was substituted for 'black' or 'brown'.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:40,
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It's been edited,
what was the hashtag?
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immadme, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:46,
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#whitepplrannoying
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:12,
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So?
Privilege 101 fail
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:47,
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If ever there was a city in dire need of a nuke it was London.
At least get the army out to cordon it off and keep the buggers contained.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:11,
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Banjo School
NSFW
I made this!
A big heap of noisy, sweary silliness.
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Leemondus, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:28,
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Hahahamazing!
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:49,
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Hehe ta!
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Leemondus, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:03,
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Very Funny! and woooo,
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:16,
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Wooo!
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Leemondus, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:04,
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hehe excellent
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mutated monty, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:17,
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Cheers Monty :)
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Leemondus, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:04,
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Take that, Eddie Van Halen.
Now bring on the orgy!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:40,
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Bring it!
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Leemondus, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:04,
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Unexpected.
Very nice!
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:14,
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cheers!
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Leemondus, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:39,
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Hahaha brilliant
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Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:14,
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Ta Froggy :)
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Leemondus, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:39,
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Bril!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:19,
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:)
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Leemondus, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:39,
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I love you
Inspired, brilliant. You utter star.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:20,
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Luvyatoo!!
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Leemondus, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:39,
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Bloody fantastic!!!
Proper lols :)
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Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:31,
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Proper
lols are teh best :)
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Leemondus, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:40,
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Fucking hell!!! :D
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:48,
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:D
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Leemondus, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:58,
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milk came out my nose
tree-mend-us
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:39,
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haha brilliant!
took my mind off my excruciating Harry Styles for a couple of minutes, ta!
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:21,
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Ha ha ha ha!!!
Thnaks for this.
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:25,
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nice 1 m8
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:15,
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hahaha brilliant
some proper Yorkshire twanging
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Nuisance Value, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 18:32,
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Where the good times come easy
Surely this has been linked before?
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Varmint, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:28,
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The Fan club page is magnificent
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:53,
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And the T-Shirt page is double entendre heaven
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:55,
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Happy Laughing Song
NSFW
I made this!
NSFW for fucking bad language
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:38,
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Wonderful
Someone should send it to Fearne Cotton.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:54,
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I daren't ask why
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:56,
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She's the person I most associate with terms
like "amazeballs" and "chrimbo".
I couldn't actually think of anything else she has ever said.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:01,
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Never seen her or heard her speak, but I hate her already.
and I hope she takes her holi-bobs in Syria.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:03,
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totes?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:48,
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That was totes amazeballs.
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TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:10,
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THX BAE LOL
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:44,
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That is fucking brilliant.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:28,
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Language, Timothy!
(there's a bloke I sometimes work with who says that. Everyone despises him)
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:46,
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Haha!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:24,
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Seems reasonable.
There's a neighbor kid who does laps around my shop every afternoon on one of those. After about the 12th lap I often have to resort to turning the sprinklers on.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:29,
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I don't mind actual children playing on scooters, although I do worry they might grow up with one over-developed thigh.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:11,
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It's not the thighs that counts
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:53,
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Why do grown up people use these things?
Really do not get it. I walk faster.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:36,
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this sums up everything
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:42,
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Oh FFS, not you again :-(
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:20,
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What Pissy said
and:
www.b3ta.com/links/1322475
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Varmint, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 17:23,
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What Varmint and Pissy said.
and: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:27,
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Bastard.
Got me like a good 'un.
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Varmint, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:34,
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Steve Brule is funny, you're not.
You're welcome.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:32,
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Are you still here?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 19:12,
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You've posted 15 links, and they were all made by you.
You don't actively participate, you just spam your low-quality produce.
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Varmint, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 20:01,
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a member for 1 year, 7 months and 21 days. Pfft! "member". Fnar! fnar! Kchak!
"Hey, I'm Dave" Me too!
"I am a comedian" Nope. The evidence suggests otherwise.
"I do Stand-Up" Indeed you do. Maybe you would be more funny if you tried falling over? Pratfalls always seem to get a laugh on YouTube.
"make Comedy Sketches" Well, you make sketches. We are obviously using a different dictionary for the other bit.
"You can watch them" Not much choice as it seems to be all you spam.
"cannot eat them" Ah, that zany American humour I love. Or is it humor?
"Those are the rules." Not of grammar they aren't.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 22:33,
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meh
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:12,
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