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This is a link post Quick Quiz - Foreign Animal Onomatopoeia I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The "Tell Eddie Murphy" bit is inspired
I like that a lot
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post sent @eddie, how happy he'll be

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Jun 2016, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fluent, but how do I know that you are qualified in Animal to make such a quiz?
I mean, you could make up anything and put it on there.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have flirted with all the animals.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you the "slurry" guy?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only when he isn't teaching

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post 100% biatches

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^zoophile

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post 63%

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Le renard dit quoi?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 3:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post In Chinese
all animals go 'Nooooooooo!!!!!'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 5:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got 100% therefore I like this very much.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a link post One for the car nerds
McLaren's press release for the F1. I can't get my head around this car being 25 years old.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, it's a shrewd move. They won't have to pay any road tax.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rowan Atckinson crashed his F1 just outside oundle not to many years ago
and created a new record for an insurance claim the total cost of the repairs came to around Β£980000 but the car was worth 1.1 million so was repaired
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally worth it
www.evo.co.uk/mclaren/f1/16120/rowan-atkinson-s-mclaren-f1-sells-for-estimated-8million
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was once driven round the grounds of Hampton Court Palace in one
by a dealer who was keen to impress and floored it. Looked to my untutored eye as if he was seriously wrestling with it and could have piled in at any time.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 1 Jun 2016, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unless he crashed multiple times, that was years ago iirc.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I did say not many years ago
Was back in 2011 so my original time scale still applies but I didn't know he crashed in to a metro before that
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He crashed that car at least twice, not much orginal parts left.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah its like George Washingtons original hammer
the head was replaced then the handle was replaced but it still is his original hammer.


*or axe
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great piece of car history but the interior does look extremely dated.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would look better with a quadratic steering wheel

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post So I was chugging along in my Isuzu Trooper
on a back road in rural Aberdeenshire. A nice straight road, but very uphill, so I was struggling to do a decent speed. In my rear view mirror I could see around half a mile behind me; nothing there, so I wasn't holding anything up.

I sensed movement in the mirror, but before my eyes could flick over, this thing (a MacLaren, obvs) zwaffed past me going astonishingly fast.

I think it took 3 seconds, maybe less, to cover that half-mile straight, so it must have been doing at least 120mph. Uphill.
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Public school does a wonderful job in indoctrinating 6 year-old to fight THEM!
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Liane Cartman filming?

(roysin, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hammers!
Well he will soon grow from being a young brat to and old one with a nice job and suddenly all this will be another world. Big SUV for the Mrs to drop the new brats off at school and then do Pilates. Cancun couple of times a year, Aspen of course and a Mexican Maid we paid shit for. Leave me alone I deserve this!
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not everyone from East London is like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Public school Parent/s
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Diver I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post He must have been very mucky
Like, 99% dirt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must be running for Tory leadership

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or they've misjudged the chlorine level.

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
or candy floss
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is BRILLIANTly lovely

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks man

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post A simple idea...
nicely executed. Klik well deserved.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post always a pleasure

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Jun 2016, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great job!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This turned out all right, didn't?
You must be very proud.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 2 Jun 2016, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he died?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Passport Office investigating after man was 'left looking like Hitler' in passport picture
Stuart Boyd, 50, was distraught after opening his newly arrived passport.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He must have been
Fuhrerious.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a reich shame this happened.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he
did Nazi it coming.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least next time he travels he won't forget his toothbrush.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It rally makes you think, doesn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just let me put on mein thinking kampf.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heilarious!

(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Laughing so much I'm tumBerlin out of my chair

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heil get over it.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a gas!

(samuelmanual, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jewish that people found that funny!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because he got the pages all stuck together?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hitler distraught when "left looking like Stuart Boyd"

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure he could still march right into Poland.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Passports are issued in the name of her majesty

so I guess it's alright then
 (roysin, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Pete & Dud, "Behind the Fringe"

(m.auron, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, excellent find

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Mind if ah pea tis here. DnB NSFW I made this!
new mix by myself of mostly Moving Shadow tunes.
cause i am limited, only by my vinyl (can never spell that right).
enjoy, turn it up! clear your mind!
(and your arse will follow)
Possibly NSFW due to possible decibels.
(Twisted Technic .. as if, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace
I shall look forward to this on the M4 tomorrow.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you going to lob it out the window?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post tis a dying artform

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
cheers. i won't give up
 (Twisted Technic .. as if, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Old Spice got me to remix some of their ads I made this!
Probably would have been better if I used mayonnaise instead of ketchup.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post heh, top work man

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely
go past woo, yay, hoopla and go directly to Hatstand!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post dibnah!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Madness.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice sausage wobble.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice
very good work. wish i could do that!
gotta be advert of teh year!
 (Twisted Technic .. as if, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Truly Wonderful!
Epic work :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great as usual!
How much of your time is spent just clipping out bits of footage?
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post endless hours
Although Mocha Pro makes it go a lot faster than when I rotoscoped in After effects. It's pretty magical software
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post KETCHUP!!

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf! Nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
In less enlightened times, you'd be burned as a witch.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Jun 2016, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait until you can go on holiday into other people's minds...

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow. That's fucked up in a good way.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the actual fack?
wow
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post totally kidderminster

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Engineering pr0n
Sod Crossrail - try digging 37 miles through 17 different types of rock at up to 2,500mm below ground level.

It's been all over the news, but Wired has some good images.

[EDIT: Obviously not 2,500km below ground.]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Insert KLatie Price joke here.....
Funilly enough i was just over on imgur looking at a paost with the same title but different content all about gear sets and and other lovly things.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post the opening ceremony looked utterly demented
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36423250
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a boring job...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two Swiss were a bit of a bore
37 mile of boring.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Engineering pr0n"
Eh, not ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only there was a unit of measurement
between millimetres and kilometres. Can't imagine what you might call it though.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post How come no one is making jokes about its name yet?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post two and a half meters below sea level? whats the point?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 1:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post well I Gotthard

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Sweet Home Lahnsteineringa I made this!
A little while back we posted about a Kickstarter campaign we were doing to do a second series of James Acaster's (QI, Have I Got News For You etc) comedy documentary Sweet Home Ketteringa (where he visited his hometown). We were going to Germany, to Kettering's twin town Lahnstein. We met our funding goal and have now started to release the series, this is the first episode, from the first day we arrived and there was a carnival happening.
(becomingbatman, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having gone to school in Kettering, I had the inevitable exchange trip there.
I remember very little of it other than it's a perfect match; nothing much in the town and even less in the surrounding rural villages. Although it adjoins Koblenz, which is quite a nice place; so marginally less depressing than Kettering itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The first day there, being caught in that torrential downpour, during a carnival, I would agree with you. After a few days though I actually started to really love it there.
 (becomingbatman, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vaguely amused to see it has an 'Adolfstraße'!
Shame they banned Streetview or else I'd see if I remembered any of it, or where I stayed in Emmelshausen. My memories of it are considerably disjointed and skewed by age.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a link post The Arab Spring and Climate Change
The globalisation of disaster. A set of essays about chinese drought, global warming, and the arab spring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsf81fHt0_c
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
β€œThe Arab Spring and Climate Change” does not argue that climate change caused
the revolutions that have shaken the Arab world over the past two years. But the essays collected in this slim volume make a compelling case that the consequences of climate change are stressors that can ignite a volatile mix of underlying causes that erupt into revolution."

Cake = owned & eaten
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think it was the USA CIA - they want regime change all over the middle east - they fucked it in Iraq and Afghanistan, killed over a million people and cost trillions. They were not going to do that again so pushing the govts out via social media is very cheap in terms of lives and money.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I caught the end of a program last night on BBC4
about this Iraqi Professor's work to try and repair the damage Saddam did to the Iraqi marshlands, his idea being to rejuvenate the area and make it a tourist destination, which was quite a strange concept given the film crew's security contingent was up to twelve vehicles long at times
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Say what you will but it's undeniably a tourist hotspot for London and Parisian youths.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I suppose it is
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wilfred Thesiger's book "The Marsh Arabs"
is really good. About his travels in the Marshes of Iraq when they were still whole. Saddam did indeed destroy a lot of the habitat.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was quite a touching documentary from what I saw of it
the guy had a genuine passion for the area, and it's wildlife. I really hope he succeeds
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where has my pithy TL;DR gone?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you deleted it

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post It appears so. But I didn't. Weird.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry about that, I leant on my trackpad and used the mouse at the same time

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post well...
it aint half hot mum
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blackadder ref incoming...
I think it was a lot like the time a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry...it sort of kicked it all off but didn't really have much to do with the real reasons. Which was probably power, money and oil (rather oil = power and money)
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 2 Jun 2016, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a link post How come with over 2000 years of history they haven't simply thought of...
...erecting one of these eruv fence things to enclose approximately 1 square foot of land, then SAYING the eruv is the bit on the outside and the rest of the world is the bit on the inside.

Then they never have to worry about this shit on planet earth ever again.

(Or better still they should just stop believing in stupid bullshit.)
(Apologies for mail link.)
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's one in Manchester? Well I never.
Would it be considered disrespectful to peg my underpants out to dry on it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Were you to do so,
I personally could confer upon you no higher level of respect.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's all the motivation i need

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post try hanging your bacon on there to aircure for a few days
would be a great selling point
Air cured bacon just like the jews used to have
or something
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I truly don't understand this
if they are religiously pious enough to observe the Sabbath, why would you want an opt out clause that by definition would be going against the express wishes of the almighty?

God has told them how to live and they are trying to cheat their way around the word and law of god. It sounds terribly unwise to me
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's god's fault for leaving the fishing line loop hole in the old testament.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you
What's the point of following a strict sect of a religion if you are continually looking for ways to avoid it's edicts?
 (I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those edicts presumably serving some spiritual purpose
which they are trying to break!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, the loopholes are now a part of rich cultural heritage too.
Take that, Old Testament God.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
It's like "I want to be obedient to God, but if he's going to leave loopholes, then....".
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post As with most dogma, the spirit of the law is lost in the implementation.
I actually worked on a Kibbutz in my gap year and had a fascinating conversation with one of the younger kibbutzniks.

It was an orthodox kibbutz, so meals were properly kosher - they had plates with a red ring around them for meat and a blue ring for dairy. If something meaty touched a blue plate or vice-versa, they'd have to smash the plate.

She explained that the original reason behind not mixing meat and dairy was that you shouldn't eat the meat of the calf whilst drinking the milk of the mother - i.e. don't exploit nature or your natural resources - quite a nice thing to live by...

But by implementing the rules so unthinkingly, they are literally doing the opposite of what was intended by smashing plates because a drop of milk touched a meat plate.

Idiots...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post THeSundaeLunch will apoplectic.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Rages on command*
The one here still hasn't gone ahead. It all went quiet after the Paris attacks, although the planning permission was granted.
 (TSLunch, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You loose your account?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lost all my passwords
to everything, including the mail account I used to register on here!
 (TSLunch, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post R U OK HUN??????

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES

(TSLunch, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a Jewish conspiracy I tell you.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't be
I lost them on a Sabbath. No Orthodox Jewish people were on their computers. Might be ISIS, Trump or the pope though. I've been rude about them too.
 (TSLunch, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looking at the website for the one in Manc, they reckon it costs 30k a year to maintain!
Why don't they make something that encircles a square foot in the Printworks and say everything the other-side is the eruv? It'd be a lot cheaper and they could go to the Trafford Centre on a Saturday without god noticing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never high-five a Rabbi.

(m.auron, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best line He added: ‘Once the poles are there
well the poles are already here does theat mean the UK is now an ERUV?

Why cant they just put a wire coat hanger on there head with it crossed over and string abit of of fishing line from that?
then they can take there bloody eruv where ever they go

did the wire fences around Auswitcs and the other camps count as an eruv?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post But if we vote leave,
all the poles will go home...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a link post 1500 Words
Cracking short film.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.
Just to save everyone the bother, it's an incorrect number.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a link post faily mcfail
I don't think she's ok...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That first one really scared me
 (becomingbatman, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post but she says she's ok, so I'm sure she is.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post hands up who zooomed in to make sure she had trimmed properly?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post as some one who has had a high pressuer air line give way whilst spraying
and ending up with air under my skin from my finger tips to my right ear that kid playing with the air line disturbs me greatly
Spent a week in hospital and was going to go to surgery so they could open my arm from wrist to my shoulder because they thought that some of the 2pac paint i was using at the time MAY have got under the skin
thankfully for me they didnt.
but it felt like my arm was on fire and every time i moved the skin it crackled like bubble wrap.

Dont mess with high pressure air even blowwing your self down is a realy bad idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post how did it get in?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post connector into the spray gun failed and the end of the hose whipped back
and as it whiped away from the spray gun it ripped a hole in my right arm only the size of a pea not very big at all but as it ripped the hole the high pressure got in and that was the bigging of a very painfull week
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was vacuuming in just his dressing gown
and slipped.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 2 Jun 2016, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a link post What Are You?
I found this interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've watched most of these and they're always good
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love these

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post "It has no conciousness, no will, no purpose."
Well *that* struck a chord.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post top stuff

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Vice meets Jeremy Corbyn.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Expect more Vice videos
But less copy:

www.theguardian.com/media/2016/may/24/vice-media-lays-off-20-staff-in-restructuring-plans
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't go to Vice much, for obvious reasons
but I find the copy to be consistently poor, but some of the vids are really quite good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also quite like their videos
In a finger-pointing, look-at-these-poor-bastards-on-krokodil-or-in-North-Korea kinda way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I preferred it when
it knew what it's mission was, and was quite happy being a magazine for cunts.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post What really puzzles the hell out of me
is how Buzzfeed has pretentions of also having some serious news coverage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's what always happens
with successful media companies - they have a big panic and decide they should actually be branching out into doing things that are totally different from what they're actually good at.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er, what's Buzzfeed good at?
Serious question, I'm baffled by its success. I mean, I don't like Huffpo, but I can see why people do, but Buzzfeed? Inexplicable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's good at getting clicks
and that's about it. But it works for them as a business model.

In fact, here's the 14 ways it works for them a business model (number 6 will blow your mind!)...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You Forgot To Capitalise The Initial Letter Of Every Fucking Word.
I'm actually convinced that doing that marginally slows down my reading speed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hateful as Buzzfeed is,
these two articles were genuinely good: an interesting interview, and an honest-to-god scoop

www.buzzfeed.com/patrickstrudwick/this-is-what-its-like-being-an-ambassador-to-an-anti-gay-cou?utm_term=.mfgLgzQX3J#.hxmpVL19AY

www.buzzfeed.com/bensmith/uber-executive-suggests-digging-up-dirt-on-journalists?utm_term=.mb781rdZO5#.jqeqr57lXK
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er
well I suppose the ambassador one was ok, poorly subbed though :β€˜as an ambassador really you should be at home with your children, and not being a full-time ambassador’.
The Uber one though? There's a dark side to PR? Who knew? I also think Uber get much more press coverage than they merit simply because of the tech dimension of their business. You can do your supermarket shop online but we don't get endless articles about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember
that this was the first article that lifted the lid on the Uber culture, which might have been known about in various circles, but it certainly wasn't public knowledge how toxic the company was.

I'm not saying it's Woodward and Bernstein, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Follow up from Jahled's post on Monday
Depressing stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post D:
I would have adopted all of them. There's no issue keeping 40 tigers in a 2-up 2-down is there?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post It'd smell a bit
but you'll be safe from burglars.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post and Jehovas witnesses

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post And so it unfolds
Quite why they kept these dead cubs is a strange one. There have been repeated accusations that place has contributed to the Chinese trade in 'traditional medicine' with animal parts, accusations that may be bearing some fruit
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a fan of corporal punishment,
But in this case I think an apt punishment would be for the "monks" to be fed to the tigers that remain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 1 Jun 2016, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a link post i wash myself with a rag on a stick

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!
Damn Sexy Flanders
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a link post One for the bloodborne fans out there.
For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAgEQwX6q6Q

So is all this hysteria a result of america's prescription drug problem? Their narcissism boom? Or is it the internet?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I misreadn "Bloodhound fans" out there
So I was expecting this; www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 18:40, , Reply)

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