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This is a link post Was expecting his voice to be a little higher

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post So basically they angle their crotch so everything lands on the perineum or bone.

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or they are retracting their conkers up inside their body like sumo wrestlers do.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Typically hard hitting stuff from Russia Today,
some people say their journalism is nuts, I say they have balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it might be this one, from your subject line!
youtu.be/TwMVBoibxCc
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 5:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you turn on captions/subtitles

(Ourladjack, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post auto-generated engrish was great, ty for tip

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Feb 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a link post I, Daniel Blake
Not watched it yet but it seems to be working OK. Link to stream the movie. Go to a cinema, buy it etc. if you can, streaming and sharing will help this 'work if fiction' to be seen by more.

Dunno if it's NSFW, definitely NFFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it as depressing as i think its going to be?

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hoping to get around to watching tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's on my list of films I want to see
but I'm not sure when I'm going to get round to it. It's not exactly striking me as a good Friday night film.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 22:26, , Reply)
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It's much funnier than you expect. And not 'ha ha laugh at the poor' funny, it's a great film.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post CHEERS DOM

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the most sentimentally cloying portrayl of a bunch of "worthy" unemployed f*ckwits you'll see.
The plot as it is centre's around:
1. Single idiot mum who is too stupid to do anything except get lost and preggers and for some reason is resentful of the fact she's getting a free house and can't be bothered to getplaces on time.
2. Unemployed "heart of gold" labourer, who is a bit too ill to do manual labour anymore, but cannot be be bothered to learn ANYTHING at all to change to a desk job.
They proceed to help each other out.
There is a comedy bar brawl in a food handout centre.

I came out of the cinema feeling that even the worst of the Tory policies were too good for these lazy stereotypes.

Just avoid unless you know all the words to the Internationale or think that Jeremy Corbyn is who should be running the country.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was made redundant last week
And now I'm claiming benefits.

I don't want to be in this situation. I have interview this afternoon so hopefully things work out but for now I'm glad I can get a bit of support even if it is a small amount
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the fact we have a social support system in the UK
That and the NHS shows that we're a caring society.

However films like this somehow suggest that people who won't help themselves are somehow being horrifically treated when actually they are being supported.

Good luck with the job search, you'll be alright!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post "cannot be be bothered to learn ANYTHING"
> centre's around
> getplaces on time
> anymore, but

I can only assume your job doesn't involve writing English to any recogniseable standard.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
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*recognisable
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:55, , Reply)
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*muphry
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're correct and well done for pointing it out
Still doesn't change my point which is that Ken Loach is held up as some kind of icon for the oppressed masses when actually he just does rose tinged variants on the theme "It's grim up North".
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The biggest drain is the top that won't play capitalism with the 99%
Welfare cheats, rare.
Tax dodging, norm.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not about welfare cheats
It's a film about people complaining that welfare is a bit tough, whilst not working and getting welfare.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trainspotting?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, that one is about welfare cheats
I guess so is the series "Bread"
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a massive git

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep I really, really hate Ken Loach too

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then I shall watch it as soon as possible.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you go to Dom's Facebook page and like and comment on something, you could win one of three copies he's giving away.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a link post This is Just Nuts
Ronseal
 (strongp, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do like a nut, me,
but 86 quid is a tad steep for one of the li'l beauties.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sold by
'Goldfinger Miracles'

...I'm not sure if this answers or raises more questions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a link post If you like throwing bricks and stones at the police, this is the day out for you.
www.sussexpolicepeople.co.uk/ doesn't appear to point to anything at the moment so it may be that this offer has been discontinued.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 19 Feb 2017, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aim for the shins you silly little shits.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post all it takes is the rough kid from class to turn up with a molotov

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post comments are disabled

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 20 Feb 2017, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an interesting argument.
I thought the reason why people dislike plastic bags is a lot of them end in waterways and the ocean where they are bad for wildlife. i don't think carbon footprints are really thought about.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's one reason, sure.
Unfortunately, this article looks like it could be used to convince people that the 5p bag tax should be dropped. The best thing about the bag tax is that it encourages people to reuse their bags.
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well funnily enough
I did used to reuse my bags. Now I have to go and buy fucking bags instead that I would have previously got for free.

Secondly, that 5p is going to charity, so that's okay then. Only which charity? Donkey sanctuary? Distressed air hostesses? The Association for the Care of Convicted Rapists? A donation is voluntary. If you're forced to donate, then it's a stealth tax.

Wake up sheeple!
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 20 Feb 2017, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
Edit: got anything newer?
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post By Christ, you're thick.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
The point of reducing their use is wholly missed by this article.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only read the Independent link
Which made no mention of their poor biodegradability. Swings and roundabouts innit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only these articles had been published several years before 5p charges were introduced.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Spinning top of death thing is back with longer blades and fire

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm impressed by Barbie's ballistic nylon safety hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a link post SpaceX Falcon 9 launch live (14:30 GMT)
Hello you bunch of reprobates.

This is happening live - there's also a NASA stream that's already started.

This is an ISS supply mission; yesterday's launch was abandoned with a few seconds to go, but hopefully it'll happen today.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post for those that missed this
they had a no-go at T -0.13
holding the rocket there and will try again, hopefully tomorrow
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 19 Feb 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was yesterday, today is tomorrow and it was a complete success

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh utter fuckgussets! If today is tomorrow, then I'm really late for work!
I could have sworn that yesterday was today at somepoint?
 (AdrianJ, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh yea!
thanks for telling me now I can watch the one from today, without waiting for tomorrow only to realise that it was yesterday
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sun 19 Feb 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post No spoilers please

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 19 Feb 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Here's the landing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=glEvogjdEVY
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that their first landing on dry land?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
It's the third.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a link post You're a mentalist

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd still be more comfortable with this guy as president though.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think I'd prefer his cardboard box to be president

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Lot of terrible things happening in Sweden, sad.
We survivors of the Bowling Green Massacre must stand in solidarity with Swedish victims!

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post What happens in Sweden stays in Sweden, evidently.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Little known fact...
ABBA, contrary to 'it's their initials' claims, actually was an acronym for Afghanistani Bastards Behind Al-Qaeda
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post All Bums Bummed Annaly?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a link post 'Would'
said the elk
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 9:03, , Reply)
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My thoughts are with the people of Sweden in this difficult time
 (strongp, Mon 20 Feb 2017, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a link post BBC wtf? It's either infantile or clever.
Why there could be many identical copies of you
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 8:16, , Reply)
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Once I got told that from behind I look like a chinese person. Therefore as there are billions of them, if I get them all to walk backwards I can, 1- get away with anything and 2- take over the world
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have actually seen my doppelganger. A few years back, whilst on holiday on Majorca, or such like, my daughter came back from shopping with her then boyfriend and they declared they had seen my 'spitting image'.
I said that we all had features fairly common to others ... somewhere. But they said, 'No ... this WAS your spitting image'. Anyhoos, a few days later I spotted him myself. It freaked me out. He WAS almost identical to me in every way. Right down to his physique, posture, his way of walking and even his specs! I just stared at him, jaw open. He did a sort of double-take back at me. So ... I guess there are probably dozens of 'us' out there, but this guy (who was not British, btw) would be very hard to beat in the 'likeness' stakes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Were you in the fitting room of a clothes shop?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or fitting in the room of a clothes shop.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Feb 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a link post A bit of Science
Evaporation-Induced Emulsification of Binary Mixtures on a Liquid Layer
(ambulocetus thinks plesiosaurs taste like chicken, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 4:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Giorgio Moroder (RBMA New York 2013 Lecture)
Funny and funky.
 (cescpistol, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 3:19, , Reply)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cizeta-Moroder_V16T
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a link post SMALL TALK I made this!
Getting in touch with my inner child and I found my inner monkey!
(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Nautilus
Anna Meredith - (Official Video) - happy birthday mongy
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a link post The anal stage on Ninja Warrior
It's always worth checking the font before putting it on national tv
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!1!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes that's the sound of the anal stage

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 19 Feb 2017, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Incredible flying flamethrower
what next! a flying lawnmower. (sorry if GC)
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 21:51, , Reply)
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Dear Santa...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 18 Feb 2017, 23:18, , Reply)
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I was deeply saddened to hear of the death of your sister...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 7:12, , Reply)
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???
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 19 Feb 2017, 19:17, , Reply)

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