b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Links » Archive 9281 (Older | Newer)

This is a link post Stanley Unwin meets Bill and Ben.
Deep joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute genius, what a wonderful find!
Thankyou!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jJeoS--XZM
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fan-fucking-tastic.
Deep joy indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a find!
Go directly to hatstand XD
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post After deep unjoy in politico
This week's winner of the internet.
 (ianisme, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 3:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Tanks For Industry!
I have always found these old propaganda industrial films interesting.

This particular tank was not very successful in battle, was replaced ASAP by the M4 Sherman.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did well against the Italians
But most of their tanks were criminally crap.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Kontakte.
Fuck. What a track this was.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 3:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Trump is also gay

(Sherbs, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 2:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Rick Astley performs Highway to Hell

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 0:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are those bulletproof shields?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 1:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Chicken wire isn't as effective
 (Sherbs, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 2:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they're playing to an audience of chimps
And the two guitarists are the only ones brave enough to face the feces.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 4:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually they're there to stop the drummer from throwing shit at the audience

(gijoel, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 4:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post expecting bottles of piss from the audience

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I work in live events (I actually did a Rick Astley gig in Manchester last Friday) and can tell you that they're to deflect flying bottles of piss, as the drummer can't easily swerve them.
(Not really...they're to cut down the amount of sound coming directly from the drum kit to the audience, so the levels can more easily be controlled via the PA, usually in smaller venues.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're to prevent flaming bits of wood from spitting out
missing the hearth, and setting your living room rug on fire.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I work in the factory that makes these. It's actually a changing room for exhibitionists.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sound guards are a godsend
If you play in a group with the trumpets behind you. Proper deafeners when they want to be.

We use those sound barriers for isolating drums while recording alright, prevents spilling into other mics while playing as a group.
There are circular clip on sound barriers for brass players to put onto their microphones.
The sound that doesn't go into the mic bounces back to you so you can hear yourself even if the sound engineer doesn't put the right amount into your monitor. Really handy stuff
 (AshTeamRacing, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a link post On Waterboarding and the Smurfs I made this!
My blog took another weird turn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would have hit it with a spade.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Apr 2017, 2:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe in being blunt and calling a spade and earth-inverting instrument.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe in being accurate and calling a spade an earth displacing tool, or one of four suits in a deck of playing cards.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post racist

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
any excuse
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post This happened in 2012.
People were expecting the Mayan apocalypse so had nothing to lose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heart warming

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 7:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Heart Tongue
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Putin comes out of the closet NSFW
We all knew
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Catchy tune.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post This? I like!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i.redd.it/6fi00nbrnppy.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1432523
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post They always say Price on Request

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a link post OMFG FIRST LIBERACE AND NOW THIS!
You could have knocked me down with a kipper
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post His bum is the hottest spot north of Havana.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post he wrote the songs that made the hole wide ring

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post the people in the background look like right dickheads in these vids, trying to look cool and all that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hIfH68Bie4
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucken 2rite m8
If I was there I'd be all like whatever m8 I don't give a fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post another classic
https://youtu.be/iaCcUsGJo_U?t=3m57s
 (kwizm, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck that guy with his laptop

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a whole room full of people had that idea
I managed about 1 minute. I would rather listen to my mate play out some mental ragga jungle mixed with disco than some famous twat playing out music that only sounds good if you are coked off your head.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is shiite like in all creation.
But the millions chimps in a room with a 2 million decks and at least 200 million vinyls does sometimes give proper tunage:

youtu.be/XeoKZ7cD7es
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a link post The story of Brian Wells and the collar-bomb heist
One of the people convicted just died in prison.


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant story. Great read. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not the best bomber
I reckon the Harvey's Resort casino bomb was the best thought out. The perpetrators still managed to screw it up though.
 (MagicMoose, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Read this
https://magazine.atavist.com/a-thousand-pounds-of-dynamite
 (MagicMoose, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Read this
gfycat.com/EagerMadeupHarpseal
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good story.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a link post well i found this amusing

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post one of my favourite comedians
can get very close to the bone without going into full anal rape, a la Boyle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He goes too F.A.R.?
I loved the ending THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post his joke about peadophiles was brillaint
which was something like how it's so socially unacceptable, so terrible, so horrified and reviled by everyone and if you are a peadophile you are worse than satan. And peadophiles know this yet they still do it.

So sex with kids must be fucking beautiful

Oh my!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I think you need years of reputation and experience to get away with that joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post its the delivery that is key
as the bit in this vid when he chastises the Trump voter; the way he said he didn't get he was lying is pro...slight delay for comic effect. great comic timing
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not just a brilliant comedian.
He's a very good actor too I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree...
Excellent comedian and hits the button with the elephant in the room humour.


"But maybe" a fine example of how it works
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Fake news!
There's no evidence that being anti-Brexit harms a comic's career, says Stewart Lee
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What about anti-funny?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't doubt that Mr Lee is entirely correct,
however I'd like to offer some anecdotal evidence that I think is relevant. I know someone who went to see Lee Nelson live (I know, I was shocked to know someone who'd watch him on tv, nevermind pay money to see him, but there you go). Anyway, it was somewhere outside London, Essex I think, and he did some anti Brexit stuff and absolutely died. He got quite flustered apparently and awkwardly changed tack after a bit, but it was in the second half and he never really recovered.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post some people think Al Murray's real too
although that is his actual name
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Wikipediaed him once.
I forget the details but he has proper aristocratic lineage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post unless you're Jim Davidson or Jethro or one of those cunts whose audience is exclusively made up of cunts

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post My sister liked both of those guys and she died last year
Although to be fair when she was alive she was a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I listen to lots of comics that do anti brexit stuff.
I don't get annoyed, just find it a bit safe and boring.

However I can imagine a situation where if you go to a town that voted heavily for brexit and spend your act saying how wrong they are it's not going to get a laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post particularly if the audience takes the entire act literally

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd imagine that happens quite often to 'alternative' comedians, even before Brexit
It's probably why you dont tend to get so many of the big names in Cornwall
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's if he doesn't flounce half-way .....
....when someone says the subtitle for his thrilling titled and in no way sappy, vacuous looking, new book, should in fact be: How this Remainder spends every waking moment demonizing the working class he once made money off cos the EU is lully and they are low information and gullible.
 (Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alternative?
I've yet to hear a comic do an anti eu bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prezackerly
Even comics I really like cannot make their anti-Brexit stuff funny and the constant yawnsomeness of what the also-rans do is painfully dull. The only person to have reflected on his remainder position with some kind of self-awareness is Adam Buxton, as far as I'm aware.
 (Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surprised he says that Al Murray
doing an anti-Brexit show hasn't hit his audience. That's the only one in the list who has any sort of blurred line in their politics/audience.

I read that Telegraph article the other day and did wonder how Marcus Brigstocke knew why someone was walking out of his show. I'm not sure how long I could last watching him do a routine on Brexit, and it wouldn't be because I disagreed with him.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. No one likes irony.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post no one likes marcus brigstock
or his alter-ego mark steele.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was just about to click this, and then I saw the words "Stewart Lee" and remembered that I'm supposed to have an opinion on him.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post wanna cyber?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Man dies in doughnut eating compo.
Ok, I know what you are thinking, spamming MSN links for doughnut death lols but...it is the comments I wish to draw your attention to. Everything from the state of farming to the death of Edward the 2nd.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I expect he had something jammed in his throat
had he gone with a ring doughnut he might've been fine


...sorry
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post D'oh!
Nuts!
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the nuts you've had in your mouth and you've survived.
Good job.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Different skies
Compilation of how different the sky would look if Earth were somewhere else.
(bovine intervention, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake news

(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
nvi
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wake up sheeple! The sun is right there! Turning around us

(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
viz.co.uk/777/
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post considering the milky way looks like a vague misty glow on the clearest night, and thats the galaxy we are actually inside
I have my doubts about the brightness of some of these depictions
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 16:01, , Reply)

« Older links | Newer links »