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This is a link post In defence of Ken Livingstone.
There simply aren't enough links about Ken Livingstone on this board. There was one posted recently, but the prick who posted it deleted it. What a total cunt. Anyway, that one was just a complete hatchet job Guardian leader piece, so lets have some balance.
See you all at the bash!
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 14:58, Reply)
This is a link post 32 seconds, 11 songs/segments, Maredornna, The Gee Gees, & a few other 'Horses' I made this!
It's the Grand Irrational :D
(mr_mekon, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously considering this. Thanks for the heads up.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
You are most welcome. Look forward to hearing from you.
 (mr_mekon, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 14:07, Reply)
This is a link post 13!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Candlenacht greetings!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah!
I bet you can remember when all this was fields. Happy Candles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12
Thirteen!
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations on your b3tard mitzvah

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No longer a preteen?
Then I'm not interested.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ULTRA CANDLES

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Maaaany candles! Sweet as.
 (LeRvolt Last partook of gross negligence on, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post Hyperloop!
Or not.
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hyperloop?
10 LOOOOOOOPPPP!!!!??!?!!?!!!!!!!
20 GOTO 10
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/ HYPERCAAANDLE?
10 CANDLE
20 GOTO 10
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is another of those "There are obstacles to overcome, so it is impossible!" videos, in't it?
There are real, working solar roads in the Netherlands and France. Scaling up a volume by 50 times isn't impossible, it's just hard. The loop doesn't have to be a vacuum like NASA's spacecraft test chamber, it just has to be significantly lowered pressure.
I could probably go on, but I stopped watching after a few minutes. He needs half an hour to say "I don't think this is possible because it would be really hard."
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The one in.Netherlands works
But produces very little electricity for the price.
The French design is a bit less crap, but still, far better to cover buildings and parkings with conventional, cheap, high efficiency panels first.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This guy just didn't do his homework
But hey, loads of Youtube hits so I'm sure he's happy.

There's a pretty good discussion of why most of his points are utter cack here:
www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/4udgd2/the_hyperloop_one_busted_by_the_youtube/
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent response

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeps...
He works on the premise that this is definitive production, my view is Elon is pushing research to bring to practicality.
 (Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 8 Apr 2017, 21:34, Reply)
This is a link post Superb!!

(mr_mekon, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What film is this based on?

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The latest raiders of the lost ark

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Irreversible 2: The Klumps

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 15:52, Reply)
This is a link post Offroad sidecars

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 5:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Urals
Opposed horizontal air-cooled twins, very similar, indeed suspiciously similar, to the BMW R series engines.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post almost like they copied the design at some point
Cossack, Ural, Dnieper, Chang Jiang etc are all based on an early R series apparently.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sat 8 Apr 2017, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought a Minsk in Saigon and rode it around vietnam many years
have no idea what it was based on other than it was a shit bike and all the local thought so, and broke down several times
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 23:24, Reply)
This is a link post Some of you may have got the impression that I think autisms are a BAD THING.*
So I'm going to post some songs to show you how much I care about all your made-up delusions. :D



*I don't think there's anything intrinsically wrong about you cunts pretending that you have some sort of disease, but when you inflict your fucking wrongness on your children simply because you lack parenting skills and self-discipline, well, that's different. It's like saying Ginges can't help being mutated freaks, when clearly their mothers could have aborted them.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhNftOLYec
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmww7ZUTjoI
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvJzEof18vA
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What's blue and doesn't fit any more?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBt3mJtgJc
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPJYnr48yU
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Bf05_IJxA
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Does Joan Of Arc count as an autism? I know she was French, and a witch and that... Fuck it, I'm on a Cradle Of Filth kick now so it's going in. Sorry autisms.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_aMnV1uaCY
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Salo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwOjmVfvEqI
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a single one about spiders?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmQYICF7ExU
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You seemed so nice up until now.
It makes me sad that you're heading for *ignore*.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Up until now?
You don't like Turbonegro?
What the shuddering fuck is WRONG with you jonbob?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Have some weird al instead:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwOjmVfvEqI
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Apr 2017, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Your spiders only have four eyes each
Maybe they have a condition or it could be they just suck.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Mate, Whats wrong?
Your posts are way out there and reek of attention seeking. Would you like to talk about it? Or are you just looking to incite bullshit?
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 8 Apr 2017, 3:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You may find a more positive reaction to your posts if you-
A. Post something interesting and informative/educational
B. Something you made.
C. Something funny.
D. News of someone famous that died in 2016.

Your consistent trolling is getting really, really tedious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 8 Apr 2017, 4:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you think you might be on the scale?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Lack of empathy is certainly one of the characteristics.
Methinks someone wasn't happy with their diagnosis.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The bell-end scale?

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I think what stuj is trying to say (correct me if I'm wrong)
is that he's not being a dick at all, but feels very strongly that classifying autistic people as having a disease is terrible, and is offering as evidence of that a wealth of artistic masterpieces created by such people.

If so he's got a point. Something like that?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're right insofar that he's not being a dick.
He's being a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No he's a dick.
www.b3ta.com/links/1431920

He'd rather melt them down into tallow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post stuj, I was at the Bizarre Festival in 2002 and was in that crowd (not video) and I am a Turboneger

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You okay hon?
Missed out Mozart.
 (LeRvolt Last partook of gross negligence on, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 20:42, Reply)
This is a link post petula clark - i couldn't live without your love (ext) I made this!
The video footage is not mine. I just changed the soundtrack.
(cescpistol, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
So you took someone else's video, and someone else's recording, and skillfully joined the two together. You did make this! Well done you
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post Cat porn
This chap and his missus make some fairly enjoyable videos if you're into things japanese. Gotta love the knifework. And a surprise ending! (as a cat owner was for me, anyways...)
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked 'I like this'
for reasons that should be self-evident.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a Hannibal Lecter feel at 1:00?
I've got to get one of those knives though... and hide it away from a certain cack-handed twat who thought a glass chopping board was a good idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I have been wanting a Miyabi for a little while now.
They run about £400 each
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post So it's not just me then!
The number of times I've shown someone what their glass chopping board does to a sharp knife, and they just look at me like I've got some sort of personality disorder. Which is probably true, but that's not the point.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Glass chopping boards
I've got a global. Only £70
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that music
Jesus wept. Just make me think of beards, tats, pact coffee.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off cats and brassy music
yours sincerely,

all birds and everyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a grade A cat.
Poor fish really got mangled though.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 5:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Very attentive cat is watching.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lovely knife

Sushi knives have to be beyond sharp from personal experience. Otherwise it's hard to cut bits of sinew from the fish
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 16:19, Reply)
This is a link post Satire
Quite excellent parody of that stupid Pepsi ad.
 (gijoel, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the ad Coke released in response
i.imgur.com/Wst976d.gifv
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Jolly good.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It is satire, but not technically parody.
Parody is imitation of form, whereas that is the original form, slightly modified, not imitated, for satirical effect.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
When was the last time anyone invited you to a dinner party?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
If sharing a can of Tennant's Super on a park bench counts, last night.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 6:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Either way it's crap.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 9:37, Reply)
This is a link post Les Francais ont cree une planche planante avant que les Anglais

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Alternatively
The French have invented a new way to kill yourself.
 (gijoel, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post English.
Slowly.
And.
Loudly.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Apr 2017, 20:51, Reply)
This is a link post click i like this if you like this -
10000 likes and Trump will stop fucking about and invade Russia
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll not be saying that when Russia takes over

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest, I came across this page for
ISO 7000 (Graphical symbols for use on equipment) and decided I had to post the look-straight-ahead face somewhere.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That's odd, when I click that link I get this face...
ISO 7000 (Graphical symbols for use on equipment)


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post was listening to the new album earlier
its good music, but I can't watch them live :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been watching them and listening to them for a couple of years now
... and you never quite get used to the lead guys irritating/uncomfortable/protracted movements/'dancing' ...

yet he remains somewhat mesmerising. Strange.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The live stuff is what makes them great.
I like it when someone is walking the tightrope between ridiculous and passionate.

It's why Kevin Rowland was a great pop star too.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The Pet Shop Boys have let themselves go, etc., etc.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an interesting dance move.
Also - the lead singer looks like Steve Martin and Marlon Brando's lovechild.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 15:08, Reply)
This is a link post I preferred it when lorry drivers just used to kill the odd prostitute now and again
BBC: Stockholm lorry rams crowds, killing at least two people

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39531108
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame GTA
Ban this sick filth!1!!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame that 4Chan guy
posting all that stuff on reddit live www.reddit.com/live/yq4z3by5pden/
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the Swedish government attacking innocent civilians in rebel held areas.
I hope they like Tomahawks at Höganäs Flygklubb.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The Swedish government has been attacking innocent civilians?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Has it? Where did you get this info?
I was mocking Trump who bombed Syria before the OPCW has tested the evidence.
So, with a bit O fake news, we probably could get him to bomb Sweden.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You are John Oliver AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nopetynope.
If I was, my "jokes" would be funny and mildly embarrassing.
Mine are only embarrassing, and not even mildly.

It would be fun if the OPCW came back with a report titled "Defo the Saudis"...
What does he do then :)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Grim, looks like the fuckwits have happened onto a near unstoppable weapon.
Don't need to worry about explosives or anything just need a driving license and hire a vehicle.

And now their little playgroup is being broken up in Iraq and Syria they're all going to be coming home.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Better this than guns and bombs
They're pitiful if this is all they've got now.

My favourite was Glasgow where the fiendish MO was: crash car causing light damage, set self on fire, get booted in the jewels by a succession of Glaswegians, die in screaming agony from burns and goolie-trauma some weeks later.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a Glaswegian would head butt a flaming man and then kick him in the baw bags.
That's Scottish craftsmanship :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me proud
Bet the locals didn't even know it was terrorism. The instinctive response of the Glaswegian to anything challenging or unfamiliar is to get its fuckin heed kicked. Terror attacks in Scotland once that fact was established: 0.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatoooooooooooooooooo
Did it all whilst holding a Greggs steakbake in one hand and a smoke in the other.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post If Threads had been set in Glasgow nobody would have noticed any difference between 'before the nuclear war' and 'after the nuclear war.'

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off. How can someone from fucking Wales say that and expect to be taken seriously?

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You also need to be willing to kill yourself.
That still takes a special level of mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the incident Trump was referring to back in February?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Mind=blown!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post THe guy can't even get the timeline right
His lizard masters must be embarrassed...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The man is obviously a prophet
Sallallahu alayhi wasallam
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It was an Oscars style fuck-up
They gave him the envelope meant for tomorrow
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Does that mean they will be going for Bowling Green next?
"The Orange Prophet has said, it shall be done"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
*click*
maybe it was a truck load of un-sold Trump Steaks
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *shrugs*
Sad for those maimed and the families of the dead, but it's not very scary is it?

I'd say we can put up with this low-level nuttery indefinitely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I see no problem either.
And after all, as we were repeatedly told by politicians, the police, the dean of Westminster and the BBC after our own recent and minor unpleasantness in the vicinity of Parliament, "it appears we will never know the motive of the perpetrator".
It really is a fucking mystery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post the problem is that this is so low level
the media are dying to call "terrorism!" when it could easily just be some escaped mental patient
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes mate. That'll definitely be what it is. Guaranteed. No big deal. It's low level. Nothing to see here. Move along.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll correct that for you:
The media are dying to call "escaped mental patient!" when it's fucking definitely Islamic terrorism.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but I also think that for every death caused we demand some Mullah at the local mosque hand over double the amount of people ... chosen randomly .... and we torch them live on BBC 2.
Otherwise we chose ... and we get to chose FOUR times the amount.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Because violence has been so successful at defeating violence in the past, right?
Oh, wait. It hasn't has it...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post WW2

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it was used to great effect to get Mr Les Anglais out of France during the 100 year war.
but then we had to deal with Mr les Prusses, so yeah, it never ends.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post In a war of attrition, as presented by me above, will always result in us being left in profit. (no pun intended)

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell that to the city fathers of Carthage.
Or Emperor Hirohito.
Or Der Fuhrer.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder how much Trump payed him just do he could go on Twatter and say 'Trump predicted the future a few months back. #make america psychic again! AWESOME.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:18, Reply)
This is a link post Board up the Internet, this is the culmination of it all.
This may be one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Gake and fay

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:14, Reply)
This is a link post Raccoons playing with soap bubbles
as nature intended
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
This is more like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Karl

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I see Karl is away right now.
Mrs Karl could be back in a week or two from her non-Estonian wintering ground.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I hope she is impressed with all the work Mr Karl has done
He was around earlier making a right noise before deciding on more preening and leg stretching.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Just keep Hammy away from the caffeine!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post why is there a man singing in the microwave ?

(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 9:07, Reply)
This is a link post Corbyn finally responds to the Syria bombing.
Must have been a delay in receiving his instructions from Putin.
He appears to be on the same page as UKIP.

Christ even the Lib Dems are calling for more military action.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally, someone comes up with a realistic and viable path to peace.
Perhaps Ken could be his special envoy to Syria. He certainly has the discreet and deft diplomatic style required.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post From fake news to phoney wars...
...the PM sliding up to Trump to support an illegal strike used just to make him look tough. They even called the Russians beforehand. Corbyn is right.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Illegal?
What do you mean?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Syria is still a state, there was no specific UN resolution. Just last week a US airstrike killed over 100 in Iraq, would it be ok for Russia to cross over to Iraq and bomb an Iraqi army airbase? 52 Tomahawks at a cost of over $1M USD each to bomb an airstrip the Russian will rebuild in a month, what a joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Bless
The UN, forsooth!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Amen to that!
"We have issued a resolution condemning the bad thing in the strongest possible terms."
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody is taking it seriously anymore. I think the problem is branding,
Need a new sexy name like the Avengers or the Justice League...
How about League of Nations!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
TalkTalk?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's all you do to me

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post If you look a bit closer, the military action was in response to the use of sarin gas on Syrian civilians
The 1925 Geneva Treaty stated that chemical and biological weapons are "justly condemned by the general opinion of the civilised world."
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
If it was proven to be Syrian forces.I don't think the 1925 Geneva Treaty was on Trumps mind when he started going on about protecting Gods Children.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Is your hatred so strong for Trump, that you resort to using news articles from four years ago as your citation?
I think Trump was extremely clear in his condemnation of the gas attack, even describing how the affected children appeared. Just because you're ideologically opposed to him, at least be honest enough when he does something people said should have been done four years ago.

www.latimes.com/politics/washington/la-na-essential-washington-updates-white-house-says-reprehensible-gas-1491324692-htmlstory.html
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ow wow. I am not ideologically opposed to Trump. Part of his reason for doing this is to look tough. It will not help to resolve anything in Syria. He is not a religious man he was clearly pandering with that God reference. I wasn't aware of the b3ta policy on not using dated citations. "something people said" ha.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The reason I mentioned the dated citation was that you seemed to be using that to contradict Trump's statement. If I was wrong, I apologize.
I personally wish this had never happened. But there are many things I wish had never happened and we have to operate in the reality that exists.

Heaven help us.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "justly condemned by the general opinion of the civilised world"
That's a snappy summary of Trump's first couple of months in office
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Justly condemned doesn't mean an automatic declaration of war.
Not the the absence of a state of war has stopped anyone so far...
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Humanitarian intervention, init?
Was the justification we used during the Kosovo conflict.
Another one where we couldn't get a resolution because of Russia.
Technically that was illegal too I think.

America could also probably argue self defence too, which is allowed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post America has been bombing loads of places in Syria already without the permission of Assad..
Probably with lots of civilian deaths,just this time it was a military target.

Don't see what makes this one more illegal than all the others.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
You are right this one is no more illegal than the others. I think there might have been UN resolution to conduct small scale military action against IS for humanitarian purposes.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Neoconservatism rules!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer NeoGeo
Metal Slug Rules!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, I actually agree with the guy on something!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post For balance, sitting around with thumbs up arses waiting for the UN to decide on fucking anything, when Russia will just veto it, will also risk the deaths of hundreds of thousands more.
Anyone else watch the C4 documentary on the Shia militias in Iraq last night?

Tony Blair really did a wonderful job as peace envoy. Surely his Nobel Prize must be in the post.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's time to call time on interventionism.
It worked post WW2 with Japan, but every instance since has been an abject failure. The west needs to stop trying to be the moral enforcer and world police. Anything we do will make it worse. It's terrible, but not make it worse like we did in Korea, Vietnam, Iraq & cetera.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a simple solution.
Throw all our weight behind Assad. Launch a massive ground assault on rebel forces, and ISIS. Once the country is in the control of a single unified army, have Assad quietly assassinated.
I'm actually pretty sure this is Russia's game plan anyway; leave them to it I say!

Oh, and the gas? Assad would have everything to lose and nothing at all to gain by an air launched gas attack; the rebels could easily have a stockpile that went up, but Trump didn't wait for an investigation, just went of half-cocked as usual (see Yemen)
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're killed by a randomly dropped barrel bomb or a chemical weapon are you really arsed how you died?
I'm struggling to see why one is considered so much more heinous than the other
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post As I said above, it's more shocking because they can show the dead on tv.
Like with the migrants drowning, lots of people only suddenly cared when they saw a photo.

You cant show people that have been blown to bits on the telly, best you can do is show the broken survivors in hospital all patched up with bandages on.

Saying that death by chemical weapons is particularly nasty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post "I do consider my phone number to be a part of my identity"
Just when it seems like we're getting our blue passports back, this happens
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You went to that site and chose not to post the most important story?
Eggs from spider that causes fatal four-hour erections found in South West
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok, it's in Torquay
UK capital of erectile dysfunction
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Folks round 'ere aren't from round 'ere

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Are their parts from roun' these parts?
Specially them ones wot is inflamed and erect and with only 4 hours to live. Innit. Mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post More important than...
Man tries to insert pool balls into his rectum, says it was just 'boy's banter'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Good job that spider wasn't about!

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post haha the clunes one is gold

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that's awesome.
"How nasty is it in the greater scheme of things!?"
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^';;'^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Apr 2017, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
Bloody EU
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 7 Apr 2017, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 'saaaf of the river - what do they expect...

(ferris_b, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post RESPECT!
R - E - S - 0 - 1 - 2 - 2 - 5

What a bunch of entitled self centred mongers.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post People of Bath? Absolutely.
You'd never get this kind of carry on in Gloucester. Who are the bestest at the ruggers, obvs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
wait until the estate turns into a rat run for all the Lansdown folk in their Chelsea Tractors heading to Sainsbury's...
 (ferris_b, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking twats
Like those people in South Cambridgeshire who kicked off about having a Stevenage postcode. It's just a fucking GUID!

Complain about the serial number on the back of your telly whilst you're at it, obviously not got anything better to do.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *slowly puts hand up*
I have actually complained about the serial number on my telly...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Why am I not surprised...

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post They should be more concerned about wasting that money on buying such a shit hole
Development looks awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit like when inner London went 0207 and outer became 0208.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Many have never recovered from that

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post 071 and 081

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks! I knew it wasn't 0207 and couldn't be arsed checking!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I installed the gates there!

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 8 Apr 2017, 7:56, Reply)
This is a link post Not sure if this is the most perfect, or most shit advert I've ever seen.
Pandering to the vanity of sad cunts who think that patching up their receding hairlines will somehow make up for all the other shortcomings of their shitty personalities/lives.

Anyway, anyone got any tips for the Grand National this weekend? My money's on Bukkake. 15/1 shot from Japan, but a lively finisher.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and you just happened to find that video by accident.
And weren't looking for information at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure how gluing pubes to his head is going to help him with his football career.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post No - this is the shittest advert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua6vWIk6yNM
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Grand National you say?
Dusty Carpet 8/1

It's never been beaten.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Captain Creosote is great over fences.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got wind of an unknown horse called Hoof Hearted...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post A horse called ARRRR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0RSHFoRbiE
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 20:22, Reply)
This is a link post Pictures of the US entering WW1
fuck yeah!
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Timely!

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Think they are intent on not being late for the next one
Nice link
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 7 Apr 2017, 11:25, Reply)

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