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This is a normal post sounds a bit like that deliverence scene

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Appalling.
Edit: United are now blaming him, says he became 'disruptive and belligerent'. I'd be disruptive and belligerent if I'd got settled and only then was forcibly volunteered me to leave the plane.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Must have been sat in the white zone.
It's for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He is Asian, so not white or red.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why they removed him from the white zone
Keep up
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Always keeping us in the Black Zone down!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post black zones matter

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The best is folks trying to excuse it by some retarded logic

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never been to an airport without at some point wishing this to happen to someone

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Form an orderly queue
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE

Last flight I was on the Yorkshire pillock next to me managed to spray me twice with milk (well, I hope it was milk) from those little cups that get comically pressurised at altitude. He looked at the milk, I looked at the milk, he looked at me, I looked at him... he said nothing each time. The rage inside boiled like a volcano, so I looked out of the window like a British man vexed.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a deeply unpleasant experience even if it goes without a hitch
Anyone who adds to my misery is fair game.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Any cunt spills milk on me is getting snotted

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.
They needed one more person to leave. As a business don't they know business...just up the offer...throw in a 5 star hotel stay, a free long-haul, hire car upgrade, 1st class upgrade an evenings open tab on the airport bar would have done it for me. Someone would have gone for it.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post or get his luggage out of the hold and set fire to it on the runway where he can see

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't the pilot just scream Allahu Akbar down the mic?

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 18:17, Reply)
This is a link post Um

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Jaysus O_o
It looks like Frank Bruno in panto drag
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post has to be a b3tard
I have my suspicions...
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Found more stuff on her:
www.17balloons.co.uk/pages/page-05.html
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post How quickly times change.
Do you think Walliams could get away with that today without being pilloried for being racist and "transphobic"?
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post In these enlightened days you can be whoever identity you want to be and if anyone has an issue that's a hate crime.
Check out Rachel Dolezal for example.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post She is one my favourites. So desperate to find grievance so she can wallow in victimhood.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It was called that at the time.
Seem to remember the Ting Tong sketches getting the most flak.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it pre-dated the neologism "transphobic".

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
link.springer.com/article/10.1023/A:1026320611878
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure she used to be white...

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He used to be

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It used to be.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post PHWOARPhwoar

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post latest state of uk birds report
if you're into birds this is the latest state of the uk birds report
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "Mostly pissed, some fat and weepy, tendency to nag a lot"

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sending in the report from your feeder?

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Feeder Report as Follows:
Chins: 7
Girth: 167 inches
Bingo Wing Resonant Frequency: 37 HZ
Gunt Capacity: Will hold three medicine balls
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Big Bird has totally let herself go.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Mind if I have a go?

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I have an idea to reverse curlew decline
We should accelerate the growth of an army of gigantic fucking spinning blades all along Britain's coastline and across our farmland.

The RSPB can get fucked: it's only got itself to blame.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone break it down for me? I don't read too pretty.
Are the birds alright or are they fucked?
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed.
48 pages and less than ten of them are wanking material.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post From a personal perspective
All i ever seem to see these days is wood pigeons, theyre everwhere, and eating everything. Theres a roundabout on the M53 near where i live and theres dozens of them there every day. get home and theres about 10 living in the tree in my backgarden. their Shits are like little walnut whips.

Good to see Buzzards have made a bit of a population explosion recently, but at the sacrifice of the Kestrel so it seems, though theyre seemingly on thebounce back again now.


But Wood pigeons though - they can fuck right off.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You're allowed to shoot them you know?
And they make good eats.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed, I make a fine wood pigeon and brie baguette and it only costs me a copper point air rifle pellet

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post and some brie

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post and some bread

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post and cranberry sauce

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post and a bit of rocket

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post and a bit of butter

(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Turtle Doves are fucked unless Malta sort their shit out.
That's about as likely as this UK government properly protecting Hen Harriers though.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Mrs Karl approve of this report

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:24, Reply)
This is a link post Newbie presenter stuff it up on air gets winning nation's hearts...
...then lots of other journos post their own cock-ups in solidarity
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post :) wonder if she plays poker

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus - it's not her worst fuck up...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx1TtRJmY-c
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post coventry woman getting sent to coventry

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheee!
Also, I love the way the copper slowly approaches, stops to block traffic, then absolutely does not run to the scene to see if he can help!
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hopefully the kid will grow up to be a superhero
i'm not sure how that sort of thing works, but this seems as good a creation point as any.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post what copper?
I think the dashcam is in a lorry, it's very high up
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm... you may be right.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The folks in Zimbabwe were downright cruel in the comments.
www.newzimbabwe.com/news-35651-UK+Mum+crashes+car+while+sipping+vodka/news.aspx
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post Quantum Mechanics in 5 Minutes (Now with Added Ducks) NSFW

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 16 lectures on qm and no idea

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Watching Equinox on Channel 4 in the 90's gave me a good rounding in QM.
I can get my head around double slit and entanglement.
Not sure why you can't use entanglement to send information faster than the speed of light though.

The speed of light is just the speed of light in a vacuum.
I've always assumed whatever connects the entangled particles isn't in classical 4 dimensional space anyhow.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "classical 4 dimensional space"?
I assume you mean space-time. And QM uses the same space as classical mechanics. So far it has yet to be shown to be quantised.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Getting out of my depth here....
*checks tv listings for Equinox*
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
Equinox was great back in the day. It was that sort of thing that inspired me to study physics in the first place. And you didn't even need a Brian Cox in it to make it moisteningly attractive.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Naw, lecture one was derivation of Schrodinger's wave equation

Fuck that
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this stuff but it does my nut in
Probably because we will never have the answer and doing so will do our nuts in. What we all see around us and experience came from nothing or something. But something never started, it was always there no creation date. Your ancestry tree may get messed up by that.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post i give up. Floriduh.
the guns and militarized posturing, does not scare me as much as the inability to spell.

someone please help me get out of here.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 2:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Whit?

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon I could out run the
tubby little deputy to the left on him.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 4:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he can't see where he's going for a start.
Please don't annoy mous tip.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My annoy mouse tip is to swap the cables/wireless receivers of the mice of two coworkers that sit opposite each other

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, beats the post-it note on the bottom of an optical mouse.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
We are annoymous
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 4:47, Reply)
This is a normal post So police buy scag off a dealer but are waiting for the paperwork to clear?
Ok.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Then they tell them to run.
Because the chase is better than the catch.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I think we can assume the police don't know who the dealers are and haven't bought any drugs from them.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post What time is the beheading?
What a fucking stupid look.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Alla-u-akbarrrrr!!

(, Thu 13 Apr 2017, 4:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the synchronised exit
Very full monty
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! This was quick on the band wagon:

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post House Of Pain and Status Quo Jump Around.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post See those Marshall stacks?
All fake...!
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post mostly AC30's inside.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post At the gigs of theirs I worked, they were all empty shells
with a single combo amp (wasn't an AC30, don't recall what though) behind them.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Dig 'im up and beat 'im to death!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Weren't those the
special anniversary silver jubilee amps?
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 4:48, Reply)
This is a link post Ride a Vespa, but carry a bazooka.
I think that was Teddy Roosevelt, or someone.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post TL:DW

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Has it really come to that?
We're down to fractions soon.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post TL:DR

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't a reply.

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone loves a good fraction!

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post Shit Town
Excellent podcast. The best since the first Serial.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, I'm in!

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, it's a TAL thing. I'll give it a listen.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 'marked
Thanks :)
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 's good listening.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm loving this

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting. I need to get into podcasts.
There seems to be a lot of good stuff out there which is infinitely better than telly or radio. Been very much enjoying Smershpod recently. All about James Bond and VERY funny.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:52, Reply)
This is a link post Live Jelly Fish Cam

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more David Blaine

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more lemon

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, OK.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV0eLxBbzUk
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That is NOT what I was expecting.
Almost as annoying as a horselink.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! But accurate.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Blaine Cameron
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post surprisingly easy
to masturbate to *bookmarks*
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Need more Mr Mrs Karl
Lovely dreamy stuff.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's a black screen... must be night time then
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post Fancy a swim in a glass-bottomed pool that juts out 500 feet above the street below?
Texas.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the glass bullet proof? I ask because them Texans like to fire into the air.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. There are lots of Afghani weddings in TX.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Make America great again!

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit racist mate.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Scots.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit racist mate

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You can wear your thong...

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd wear nothing!
Original is posted on the apartment's FB page for those that are Daily Mail averse:

www.facebook.com/Market-Square-Tower-766821583419455/
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post People below are going to point and say 'glass, cock'.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post They couldn't see his cock at 5 feet; 500 will be a safe distance.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, you can piss off
That water is a lot colder than you think.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, pissing in the water would be off the menu
Children pointing and all that.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post seems to be a lot of pointless one-upmanship amongst hotel pool designers these days

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank the Lord there is no pointless one upmanship on /links.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post MAIL ONLINE LINK!!!
AAAAAIIIEEE! Triggarred!
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 9:43, Reply)
This is a link post looks like a lot of fun

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Preview pic got my hopes up for a John Carter sequel for some reason.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving the 80s cartoon titles.
Rest of it? Mmmmmeh...
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the difference for me between Marvel and DC films.
Both feature men in tights duffing each other up to a contrived plot but Marvel seem to have more fun doing so. Also their soundtrack choices seem to be spot on lately.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more kittens

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't we all.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks totally ridiculous
And splendid fun indeed. One to look forward to :)
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Kevin has come such a long way
I'm so proud.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post planet hulk!
will they beta ray bill?
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Naaah
If I'm going to watch a sequel it'll be John wick 2. Saying that I'm seeing beauty and that beast tmw so fuck me right?
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't have to ask me twice
*unzips*
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Be my guest

(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 8:24, Reply)
This is a link post Long Winded (short film) I made this!
A comedy short, just completed for the Sci Fi London 48hr film challenge
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That works

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
To be honest though I could just stare at Marek Larwood all day and be entertained.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^
On Comedy Central tonight at 10pm, or so he says.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2017, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Isnt this basically a short version of Source code?

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, yes, we did think that afterwards!

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 18:35, Reply)
This is a link post On the Rocks I made this!
An old postcard — reanimated
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post video unavailable for me

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post My Mistake
Thanks for answering dirk speedrift. It was still set on "private" but it should work now.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 0:07, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Birthday Leon Kowalski!

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's MY birthday today.I wonder?....
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not real memories. They are the memories of Tyrell's niece.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No, YOUR mother.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post Two Tribes. The original video. Still a classic. And sadly, very relevant now.

With, you know, nuclear war almost a certainty.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
I bet there is something even scarier happening, completely unrelated to this, which we will find out over the coming years.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No you won't.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post enjoyable, love a good Trevor Horn
but their texts really are terribly bad
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 15:49, Reply)
This is a link post Clarke RIP - a compilation from ABC
You know those Aussies who do those political satire interviews?
Well, one of them has died.
Very sad.
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, always best to get a second opinion. Just in case he's only sleeping.

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Will be missed
Not from Oz though, he was from NZ. His early Fred Dagg stuff was awesome.

Some Fred Dagg:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/thgyShXkgi0
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but - His wikipedia bio calls him
"a New Zealand-born Australian comedian" - I was just going by that.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2017, 10:15, Reply)
This is a link post His front has really fallen off
RIP John Clarke
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Never knew where the phrase came from. Thanks!

(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What are we going to tell Trev,
Trev, and Trev?

RIP John Clarke
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww fuck
This one makes me a little sad, they were still uploading videos to their youtube channel recently. Their bit on the Greek economy is great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK0De210TBQ
(, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 14:10, Reply)

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