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Ed Sheeran quits Twitter
Why do I feel a bit of deja vu
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:55,
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Sheerans are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:08,
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No. That's Arabs.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:26,
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bit racist m8
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:48,
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Fuck off Owen Jones.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:51,
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Ahem
Penny Laurie, if you please.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:01,
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You've got that the wrong way round.
That sage is called Laurie Penny.
Alzheimer's must be a bitch.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:05,
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when I knew her
she was just plain Penny Red. Sigh.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:31,
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Maybe about the time his hair's all gone and his memories fade.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:28,
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ohidunno, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:35,
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Yesterday was the first time I ever heard his voice.
Thankfully it will likely be the last.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:44,
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I am in that blissful state
where I have no idea what his music sounds like. I have seen the name a few times, more lately, but for a while I thought it was a footballer.
When I saw him I thought "He looks a bit unfit to be a footballer"
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:46,
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I did hear one of his songs at a remove the other day.
One of the old guard from I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue on the radio sang some of the lyrics. I don't remember what the song was about, which says it all.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 0:03,
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Do they dub his voice where you live?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:19,
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If you're talking about what I think you are I thought it was a wasted opportunity to see him horribly dismembered by a little girl
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:05,
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This sheer unbridled talent hasn't got time to waste on Twitter.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:11,
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Happy People : A Year In The Taiga
Herzog / Vasvukov
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:45,
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One for later...
...I love WH...!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:47,
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That is a ripping yarn
Even if it is completely fictional.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:59,
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I believed it when I read it
so is true.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:01,
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You are Trump AICMFP
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:13,
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Excellent.
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Varmint, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:57,
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Tough People
Thanks for the link.
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:10,
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Living the life.
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cescpistol, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:54,
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They've tried it umpteen times before without any success.
I'll be surprised if, come April, things are any different.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:04,
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So I've got about 8 months to download that half of the internet?
I'd better get cracking.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:06,
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That was my first thought
I have hard drives and internet access, now I just need to predict my fetishes over the next few years and I will be sorted.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:14,
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No way
People who can stand wearing a sock that does not cover their ankle are just weird.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:51,
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I can still watch the free stuff without asking my mum, though, right?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:15,
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Yes. You'll need to ask her if you want to access her paid cam site.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:22,
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Good job Europe caters for my kinks...
...oh...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:31,
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Lol, whatevs
This is a token bill. Will work as well as the blocking of torrent sites did. Ie, not at all and likely to increase visits. Interestingly anyone who legitimately unlocks content will give potential access to the kids anyway. Top thinking there. Fucking retards.
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:33,
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I'm pretty sure you can generate a random CC number quite easily anyway.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:32,
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Mrs May is gorgeous and even if we lose the Internet entirely we've still got her LOVELY face to get hot and sticky over...
SO THE JOKE'S ON YOU, THERESA!! (Try and last 30 seconds thinking of THAT ASS running through a wheatfield!! Betcha can't!!).
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:51,
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*voms*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:07,
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credit card fraud
up by 1000%
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:15,
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I'm not sure I trust my CC details with some of the sites that host the filth I like to watch
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:43,
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exactly
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 19 Jul 2017, 15:14,
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Reading appears to be being obliterated
Good.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:20,
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Aye. Literacy is overrated.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:42,
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OH I SEE, OFF TO A BOOK BURNING ARE WE YOU FUCKING NAZI
/Benny
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:06,
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Those books had it coming.
Bastards.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:40,
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Oh boy!
It sure is stormy out there.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 19 Jul 2017, 1:18,
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Utter shit, I'm amazed anyone finds this stuff remotely funny
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:25,
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I mean, 'Alright dribble'
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:25,
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$$
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$$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:30,
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Postman Pat Theme Drum Cover
Cover of the Postman Pat theme. On drums.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:09,
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Needs moar blastbeats
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:28,
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It's all about the blasts, definitely.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 12:21,
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Only 103 YouTube views?
This is you, isn't it?
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 18:44,
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Hi Domme!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 18:52,
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I have to say that's the best thing I've seen in 2017
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 18:55,
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He's certainly got a fan base.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:13,
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Wasn't nearly as amusing or impressive as I'd expected..
.... just sayin'.
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Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:04,
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How unamusing and unimpressive it is
is quite amusing and impressive.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:42,
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needs scalding hot coffee for more suspense
or Samgyetang soup if he wants even more peaople to view
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 16:19,
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Not as impressive as this:
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Varmint, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:22,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:52,
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or this
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stoodles non-bio, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:52,
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Not forgetting the classic:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:30,
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SHIT
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:00,
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Scarily, we'd pretty much put that on at the Chinese contemporary art gallery I work at...
...we have all that equipment available to our resident artists...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:41,
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old guy
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:20,
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That was proper good.
Ice cream every night, what a fine way to live.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:08,
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lings cars
you buy now?
(5 years since the last outing)
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:59,
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Ah, she's updated...
...and it's awesomer than ever!
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GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:53,
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a work of art
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mutated monty, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:25,
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Still not as mentalism as Moggy.
:(
sadtimes
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:26,
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Horrific
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colmcq2, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:30,
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welcome to the internet!
tbf it's much better than the last time I saw it.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:10,
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I'm scared to follow that link on my 'phone,
lest it melts...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:45,
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This might sound weird
But it's actually very responsive
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:05,
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Taxpayers' money well spent
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MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:48,
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We'd all do it if we could
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:51,
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Cheaper to a drone, surely?
Fuckhats.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:39,
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powerful ladsbantz in that office I reckon
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:08,
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Apparantly Trump was also in the chopper on at least three occasions
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 23:28,
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Paywall
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:37,
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Your donation goes to a good cause
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:43,
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Oh, he admitted to being a terrorist whilst he was a teenager being held at Guantanamo?
Fuck me, he probably is a terrorist, then! Sounds like his compensation and his apology were well deserved.
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:06,
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I don't get what you're trying to say
that a teenager is incapable of brutal crime or terrorism?
that his admission was somehow coerced? If so, he didn't tell his lawyer who called the terrorist a "victim" of his family and culture
A man died from a grenade and another was blinded. The Canadian government made sure that the victim's family could not collect. It is shameful
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:14,
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Why should the family receive an award?
The guy was military and died in combat, pretty sure there's something in the small print about risk of death...
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:35,
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That's a good point. I am not sure how that works.
If the families of the people dying for a country are prohibited from seeking redress from murderous millionaires, that would only make me more :(
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:08,
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I'm fine with the first part.
Can't comment on the second as I can't get to it.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:14,
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Thanks,
It doesn't cover the bit about "...while blocking victim's family from collecting on earlier wrongful death judgment " unfortunately though.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:03,
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From the Journal
Mr. Khadr was just shy of his 16th birthday at the time of the attack. In 2010 Canada’s Supreme Court held that the interrogation of Mr. Khadr at Guantanamo Bay by Canadians in 2003-04 violated Canadian standards for the treatment of detained youths. These violations occurred during the mandates of Liberal Prime Ministers Jean Chrétien and Paul Martin. The Supreme Court left it to the government, then headed by Conservative Stephen Harper, to determine an appropriate remedy, and to the civil courts to rule on any damages.
A few months later Mr. Khadr entered his guilty plea on five war-crimes charges. He was sentenced to 40 years in prison, reduced by pretrial agreement to eight years. The Harper government determined that returning Mr. Khadr to Canada would be the appropriate remedy. In 2012 he was repatriated to serve the remaining years of his sentence. He was released on bail in 2015.
Mr. Khadr wasn’t satisfied. He sued the Canadian government for 20 million Canadian dollars (about US$16 million at current exchange rates).
Meanwhile in Utah, Sgt. Speer’s widow, Tabitha, his two young children and Mr. Morris sued Mr. Khadr and received a judgment for $134.1 million in damages. Their goal was to preserve possible future action against Mr. Khadr’s assets — at the time a remote possibility.
But last week Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau issued a formal apology to Mr. Khadr and a massive cash settlement, though no court had ordered him to do so.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:34,
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OK,
but I'm still not seeing the claimed blocking.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:50,
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If US Republicans weren't cool with imprisoning and torturing children
this wouldn't have had to happen. There's also no proof he killed anyone.
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Rogue Sausage, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:56,
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But TERRORISM!
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:26,
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They aren't just cool, they fricking love it..... Along with people shooting each other and people dying because of lack of access to basic healthcare.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 12:04,
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Good
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 8:54,
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Take my wife
Please!
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:57,
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She's my wife now Dave....
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:31,
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Dave? Dave ain't here.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:33,
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U wot m8?
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:39,
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"Open in App Store"?
GET TO FUCK!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:03,
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http://ccamera.org/
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stoodles non-bio, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:32,
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Ah right then Ted.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:11,
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I do love the noise of high voltage going horribly wrong
What happens when you crash your trailer into a street cabinet.
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:43,
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Dr. Frankenstein, I presume?
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roysin, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:58,
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Plasmafun
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:12,
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Okay, bear with me
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MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:42,
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It's got the regal wave down pat
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:08,
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Er, I suspect that isn't a regal wave they've trained it to do...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:48,
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In 200 yards
bear right.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:35,
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he's driving without due bear and attention
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:53,
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Bear always right.
Do not argue with bear.
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MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:04,
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Arkansas chug a bug?
Russian Style
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Cossack, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:03,
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Or a Russian version of Wallace and Gromit
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roysin, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:21,
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How did they get it in there? And why?
And where are they going? All I know is I would rather live there than the boring fucking USA. I did see a raccoon on the hood of a moving big rig once.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:30,
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They're on the way to the vet to uncork its tappen.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:22,
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Fark 3 days ago and even the Daily Mail...
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bof, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:37,
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Wow this video editing/compositing business takes ages...
Dear Diary. Today I downloaded Hitfilm Express I learned Motion Tracking and how to suck at it, keyframes and how to be crap at using them etc etc.
Apologies for lack of imagination but half the tutorials are star wars stuff...
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simbosan liked your link on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:07,
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amazingly terrible job advert
no wonder no one wants to work there
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colmcq2, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:51,
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The post you are trying to view is no longer available.
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simbosan liked your link on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:59,
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"One old lady used to run the whole of Mountview Academy with an IBM computer, it shouldn't be this hard."
So I guess they are looking for a teenager with 30 years experience
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mutated monty, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:29,
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They should stop being ageist and hire that old lady
Plainly they are the victims of their own prejudice. Hire an old lady, they run the world don't ya know?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:05,
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Agism, that's a wonderful start to a job ad. Better be prepared for the backlash!!! (*also it's illegals). Rock on!!!
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:04,
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I wonder if they are raking in £20k a year
I hope that was some kind of new media performance.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:16,
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Robo Popo no so gogo
Robotic police person fails to see future career in Law enforcement
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marvin889, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:43,
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Here he is, brain the size of a planet...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:46,
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It was cruel to give it emotions it was ill equipped to cope with. :'(
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:46,
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Securo hate self
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:06,
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Securo drown in petril
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:15,
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Securo has seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
and chav's doing runners from SpudULike
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:58,
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Dish and Dishonesty?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:11,
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Well it's up to a £5k fine if you vote twice, maybe it can be added to the student loan...
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:00,
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Well it's a crime, so should be treated like any other criminal
Pay up and live with the criminal record like any other person.
Shouldn't be too hard to track down who's voted twice either.
These are the people that end up running the country and legal system so shouldn't be let off.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:17,
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Amazing in this day and age that the admin at polling stations is still paper based
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:36,
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Given how some states seem to be a be hack happy these days I find a paper trail quite reassuring.
If Putin wanted to rig this one the best he could do is use social media to encourage people to vote twice.
I would hope all the paper is kept for a few years so you've got the postal ballot on file and the polling station ticks off your details when you go in to vote.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:51,
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but there's nothing to stop you driving to mummy and daddy's polling station and voting again there
that's the problem.
And of course those doing this should be punished, but by the time the law's caught up with them the election's finished. Checking if you've submitted a postal vote or voted elsewhere needs to be done in real-time. But costs blah blah, old ladies don't know how to use a tablet blah, wifi problems blah, people writing the polling station password on napkins blah.
Yeah, we'll have colonised Mars and be getting the shuttle back to Earth to vote so that someone can draw a lovely straight line through your name using a pencil and ruler I expect...
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:24,
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I'm surprised that you don't need to show a polling card when voting.
You could solve the whole issue by merging the polling and postal voting cards into one and requiring that to be shown when voting.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:08,
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it's madness
if you know your neighbour's name you can have anyone impersonate them and hijack their vote as long as your accomplice gets to the polling station early enough
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:25,
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True but who knows their neighbours names these days?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:35,
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there's Toadie, Madge Bishop... err the other Bishop... Joe Mangel
...nope not me
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:25,
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Hello
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:07,
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Is it me your looking for
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 10:43,
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the playmates turtles figure was rubbish
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:21,
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It's like when stags lock their antlers irreversibly until they simply die of dehydration.
But less dramatic.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:34,
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:(
Poor squizzes...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:45,
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Nothing that three seconds with some tree loppers couldn't solve
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:52,
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Tell me, truthfully.
Did you do that?
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jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 1:07,
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A squirrel knotter
Never tells
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 1:37,
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Chronenberg Slappy?
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 5:14,
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Schrödinger's cat used to chase entangled rodents.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 6:03,
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"We am Squirrel King. One of We are Dying"
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Not one of you buggers gets the reference?
*disappoints*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:06,
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Halo Jones.
Or medieval mythology.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:30,
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what's happening there then?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:57,
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It's like a rat king
Their tails fuse after getting knotted, usually during fights/accidents.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:21,
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can they die from it?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:41,
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News reports did not specify how the squirrels became tangled in the first place.
“It was like a giant dreadlock,” Day told the Bangor Daily News. “Intertwined with it was straw and twigs and there was some plastic.”
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Varmint, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:22,
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