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This is a normal post brilliant! :D

(ozof, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see a 30 second cut of that
Just to actually give me a feel what it would be like on tv. It would just be condensed bonkers
 (I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like using
Mr Merde as an advert for Interflora.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Pretentious crap
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post love it
music is spot on
 (The Tramp Surveyor, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
2010? But it feels so 80s. Fierce concept tho, and good to see a Flake ad that includes the word "cum".
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Freddy Starr?
It looks like a mashup of his Mick Jagger and Elvis turns.
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post Women who deserve to go to Hell
As seen in some Islamic primary schools. Text not rendered v. well, but you get the idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post is Meghan Markle going to hell?
There were white british people in the papers yesterday basically saying that she was
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post There were some brown non British people who said that as well.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Source

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a far cry from the kind of mentalist shit that Christian fundamentalists are teaching their children, then?
www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/accelerated-christian-education-christian-fundamentalist-schools-are-teaching-girls-they-must-obey-a7066751.html
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post My mistake.
I can see it's OK now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
That’s definitely the message here.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post So basically all women are going to hell
which makes heaven a total cock fest. No ta.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell would make women hotter.
journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/001872087912210606
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If that article's true, why do women in any office immediately turn the heating up to reptile-house levels?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Nov 2017, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, religious nutterist stating the obvious SHOCKER!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Nov 2017, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
who
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not sure what level of mental is going on here, but someone needs to be held responsible for crimes against text formatting and grammar.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Look this had nothing to do with me, OK. Nothing

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you really have to post this dribble?
Also, Islamic Primary Schools, really? Why haven't we got to the point yet where the only place religion features is in RE (so kids understand the hierarchy of insanity) and history (so people know how all the wars started).
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post We need more religion, not less.
Just not *that* religion. Or NHS / Human Rights cultism.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to a Catholic Primary School.
It was likely just as fucked up as these Islamic Primary Schools are. Not saying that either are okay, religion is a fucking awful concept. But religious schooling is hardly something new.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m afraid that as soon as this government decided that anyone can run a school
Then the inevitable consequence was that those with a vested interest in indoctrinating kids would jump at the chance.

You want to separate religion from education? Fix that first.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, Cameron and Clegg have a lot to answer for.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly politics is the kind of career that attracts the deeply religious and other deluded fuckwits.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post A big shouty thread with no me in it?
That will never do....

I had the good fortune to go to a secular community college which gave me a broad outlook.

I find schools based on religion to be dubious but for me the bigger issue is not those that have been around for ages and properly regulated.
This country has done a good job in the past of rounding off the more unpleasant nature of world faiths leaving behind a core of fancy-full thinking and a few funny songs.

It is the Christian, Jewish and Islamic schools that are cropping up funded from abroad by regimes and cultures wanting to promote their own backwards world view on UK children that are the problem.

Secondly there is a real issue of unofficial private schools that are not inspected at all hiding under the parents claim that the children are home schooled. These are the worst offenders, poisoning children's minds and further ghettoising communities. Half of these schools are religious of the faith based ones a majority are Islamic with the others Jewish and Christian.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nowhere and no one in Cornwall has a broad outlook.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you never been to Launceston?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It were in that there cambridge I got edumacated.
Then later in Tottenham in the arts
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post {{Citation needed}} on "some" and "primary".
Reports mentioning it seem to just say it was found at one school.

Religious schools are a shit idea, but no need to exaggerate the case.

Our school library had a copy of Tora! Tora! Tora! on VHS. No one ever borrowed it. Looked boring.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:06, Reply)
This is a link post Number one son, number two priority.
Shit headline
 (samuelmanual, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post whereas this one's
a bit academic really
 (ozof, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post What's with the ridiculous costumes?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post he's the president
he can wear whatever he likes
 (ozof, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That hat's a bit much though.
He should have worn something more sensible like the other two.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 'I like you. Because you are special'
Another inspirational quote from a social media influenza.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Final proof, as if it were needed, that when he says 'they' he means 'I'.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post Cat singing rock

(Sherbs, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 2:56, Reply)
This is a link post Weird stuff in your parents' home
Twitter user asks for that rubbishy stuff that is in everyone's parents house (you know the stuff) and gets a whole lot of crap

 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't remember there being a turtle in The Feebles.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 3:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed that
I really want to leave nothing much for my kids to try and eBay once I'm gone.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:17, Reply)
This is a link post Christmas light erection, came as a surprise.
And other innuendo.
 (Tuftedshag, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post In your endo

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That link is cancer on mobile
I'm assuming a CDC?
 (sithemong, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 5:45, Reply)
This is a normal post To assume
makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

There is also no I in 'team'.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I like
'Buts' are where poo comes from.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm kinda with the kid on this one, even if it is massively embarrassing.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely can't see the point of going to all the trouble to make this.
Apart from the #clicks, of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.business2community.com/social-buzz/psycho-kid-ruins-thanksgiving-video-fake-video-01082841#dTqu3L60okDHm6YB.97

19 million views. How much would he have made off the YT monetizing?
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Thruppence and a strawberry bootlace.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post If here's money to be made in viewing other people's' miserable lives
I should setup a live cam of my life.
 (AdamMotorcycleRider, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post +1 vote for the kid
Though I think he should have gone with the satan/porn angle on saying what he is thankful for. Sure fire way of never being asked anything stupid every again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ball-achingly gake.
The acting is so wooden that it makes the already insincere American family tradition of thanksgiving seem even less sincere.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought that impossible
until I saw this.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Too late for this family but next year, listen to Bill...
Bill Burr Thanksgiving
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:51, Reply)
This is a link post Merry Christmas
Spew factor infinity
 (allseeingjapseye white light emitting from eyes / mouth, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That was mean trick

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Marty Putz
The mention of Friday Night Live and Saturday Live reminded me of others who were on it but DIDN'T go on to make it big. I like the prop comedy here
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This is
The coolest
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This is
The coolest
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post Fight! I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Reminds me a bit of the old NikNaks adverts.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
The Bill Plympton ones? They're ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that's the cartoonist I am thinking of
Pretty good compliment I reckon
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Top shelf!
well done.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post <3

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. That reminds me, I've been binge watching the Three Stooges.
It's better than prozac, or Balzac, or something.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwNVyWDYVyM
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I was hoping for the coup de grace from one of them though
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:42, Reply)
This is a link post An entertaining story.
from Jim Bowen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post As someone said in the YouTube comments...
Load of lies. I don't know who is worse, Bullshitter Bowen or the clown who tried to change the background of this video, did a shit job and then uploaded it anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:37, Reply)
This is a link post Ding dong the witch is dead
Kinda
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn’t this already happen?
I’m sure I read something like that back in the summer.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Same here
After a quick google it turns out to be LBC radio
www.theguardian.com/media/2017/may/26/katie-hopkins-leaves-lbc-radio-final-solution-tweet-manchester-attack
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post just in time for panto season

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Theresa May's dead?
Yay!
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That is good news.
Now all we need for a bit of balance is the Grauniad to sack Owen Jones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I am sure
you have figured out we have differing views on a few political subjects.

But on this one I agree heartily with you. He is a whiny piece of crap shoved into the guardian.

Nowhere near as bad as Katie Hopkins, vile little hate spewer that she is, of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he is just as insidious, but he's subtler and grabs far fewer headlines.
They're both gobshites, I hope we can agree on that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He's also much cleverer.
I've met him a handful of times, and while I can't say there is anything particularly redeeming about him, he is not stupid.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I've never met him but
he certainly writes and says some very stupid things, and his sub editors distill these fatuous nuggets into pure liquid spaz for the headline.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect you need the gobshite gene
to want to be a columnist.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post There are some good ones out there, but I admit they're a minority.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post They might be good journalists
but are they also gobshites?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Gobshites both, yes

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Has he cost his employer a six-figure sum in court then?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Mutual consent is for fucking
not for being sacked.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 20:13, Reply)
This is a link post Cockatoo talking shite
GC be damned
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
What if Sarah IS the bed rat?
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what Jimmie Krankie would sound like if he went insane

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean if "it" went insane.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean
jimmy krankie was like that and NOT insane?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Look, we've been through this before.
Jimmy Krankie is NOT the dwarf from Don't Look Now, OR the one from In Bruges. Ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Nov 2017, 10:35, Reply)
This is a link post Freddie Starr's Variety Madhouse
Just really, really great stuff.

Really very funny.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Everyone has a "at least it's paying the bills" look behind the eyes, apart from Starr who thinks he is ledge. Abbott especially looks confused at the fact his entertainment is entertaining, when he knows it cant be.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Even Russ Abbott knows.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Best heckle I’ve ever witnessed in a comedy club was
“Are you Russ Abbot?”
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The musical numbers were very weak
Can anyone explain the point of the YMCA bit? The fact that there are no writers tells me that some of this was improvised and it shows. In his day, Freddie Starr was pretty funny but Russ Abbot made a better job of it after he was given the elbow though. Even with Les Dennis
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post They were referencing a popular song.
Is that not enough?

It's followed up by the reluctant assistant not wanting to get into a bag skit.

Double whammy.

Bravely eschewing punchlines.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "They were referencing a popular song. Is that not enough? "
Er, no. Isn't it supposed to also be funny?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I was being ironical, son.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right. And now you're being patronising

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you quite sure you know what that means?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 11:32, Reply)
This is a link post OMG! It's like Christmas has come early.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post What is Sky paying you?

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post will look alright in a carriage waving
Overqualified really
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Day off work???

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post doubt it, he's some way down the pecking order now

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post He's fifth, third if you don't count the toddlers, which I don't, I say a day off for all!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post HM Treasury to revise estimated exports of commemorative tableware.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
This means my wife can buy new coasters.

Also there's going to be a day off for us plebs to sit and watch it on the telly isn't there?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah!
That transatlantic trade deal with the merkins will be in the bag now fo' sho'!

Well done ginger balls!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
ooh. Trump (and others) protest fun.

we could have like, a list?...of likely attendees and a laminate about what noises and gestures to make.
Or scorecards to hold up like in 1970s gymnastics and the top score gets an old school shivving during the signing of the register. Maybe top three. Okay, top twenty and we'll see how it's looking and take it from there.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Every attendee should get 1 box of confetti and 1 box of poo.
They can they decide who gets what thrown at them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
I suppose they're just as entitled to the doomed and pointless persuit of happiness like the rest of us.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post A C-list actress.
Three years, tops. Then decades of embarrassing books, chat shows and allegations of institutional racism.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree but it'll last longer than three years,
but once she's had two kids, no further bets.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I think it's just swell they're letting an ethnic Catholic / Jewish american divorcee into the family.
I hear Phillip has insisted he organise the couple's transportation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunts
/ac
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:06, Reply)
This is a link post Only 29 sleeps to go! This should keep you going for a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Speeding train my arse.
It's santas elves emerging from the ground and slaughtering them. I have seen Rare Exports.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 22:43, Reply)
This is a link post Mexican pulp art
Lurid, mainly horror/sci fi type pulp cover art. SFW as far as I saw.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are great.
I like the angry men birds.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely stuff. nice find.

(ozof, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, very strange
its like someone got a computer to generate random horror stories
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post Sunday night nerdgasm
I think the most amazing thing though is that this guy managed to persuade not one but three women to marry him.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ha! Seen the railway set before - but
not with the dashcam views. It really makes it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The wife's pricing it all up for Ebay as we speak
one day...
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 3:50
"It's one of the largest in the area."

One of the largest.

There are others, some of which may be larger.

Why don't they interview the guy who made the largest?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post In case his wife finds out?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
On her deathbed, she'll finally be allowed to know what's in the two thirds of the house into which she was forbidden from going.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Life size puppet show with the sawdust-filled corpses of his previous two wives who disappeared in mysterious circumstances, with a third doll it'll finally be complete

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I visited Miniatur Wunderland earlier this year. The world's largest model railway.
It was amazing. That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm well jell

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Went on Die Wuppertaler Schwebebahn too.
It was also amaze.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate you

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to turn my brother gay
Match made in heaven
 (spunkyD, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! I didn't go with B.
He refused point blank.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if Rod Stewarts wives
Left him for the same reason
 (el_meerkat, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:48, Reply)

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